SmackDown Gamethread #1

Fuck yeah. I’d build a football team out of this

Anything to look forward to tonight or should I go to Chick-Fil-A for dinner?

Is there a new Wyatt segment or can I just go to bed bros

What's up aspetties, how have all of you been?

Asuka and Kairi have a tag team name

amazing how they got a divine gift to get roman over and not repeat the same mistakes... and Vince immediately fucks it up, like absolutely and completely does the same old shit AGAIN

can someone tell me when the iiconics are on so I can tune in for them

If they play one it'll just be a repeat of last night's

>roman another 5 minute walk to the ring followed by a talking segment

just kill me

It's like watching a rerun.

Based answer and based iconic lover.

Even though spoilers have been out is there anything more based than The Miz?

grab me a spicy sandwich and some waffle fries, bro

Would you?

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I have leas than zero desire to watch. Don't even want to shitpost

Now, here's Wonderwall.

>this isn't like Raw because Miz was the one that called out Roman

this is what Vince is seriously thinking

HERE COMES THE PEPE

Miz's promo work has been straight fire yesterday and today, that shitter Shane is lucky to be in a program with yahboi

should I watch or go fuck my slampig?

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Mike...fix your ear...

Suck her penis? Yeah probably.

THERE GOES THE MONEY

WHY???

No, seriously...

Why do a gamethread for a shitty show you know all the spoilers to? Do you not have anything better to do with your lives? Do you not have real friends?

Yes

Moar of the piggy

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I don't know the spoilers.

seeing roman without his vest really hurt him for me bros

>mfw I read the spoilers and know the show's going to be shit but I'm still going to watch it cause I got nothing better to do

Anybody else?

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I actually thought they were gonna skip the show thread. For once, I had a tiny bit of respect for these little asptards.

>can't bare to watch without shitposting here
>can't bare to be spoiled
FUCK YOU LONDON clap clap clap

They got two prime opportunities (his return and debut on Smackdown) to freshen things up with him and they did absolutely nothing and are now just repeating their mistakes

its incredible really

She has a monkey face but sure

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shitposting in WWE threads is the only social interaction I have

yeah, everybody else in this thread. you losers need to get a life

>Face Miz/Heel Bryan

Have the ratings for yesterday's RAW been posted yet?

Remember the last time Miz and Roman ere together they were at each others throats for the IC title

>take an image from Yea Forums
>flip it so it doesn't show up on GIS
>name it a phone file
the state of incels

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Keep em coming. Making this worthwhile

I hate dbry, but it’s pathetic they dropped all his momentum for affirmative action

>Rowan was the Michaels the entire time

mega duper ultra super cringe

Yeah, fuck this. Basketball and hockey are on tonight.

Bye guys. See you on Sunday.

Graves you watched the exact same Firefly Fun House last night. We all did. He's a mean clown now.

based

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yeah they were up from last week

Honestly never thought I'd see Miz babyfacing with the Protected Samoans Squad

its not like i got anything better to do

same

cringe

>didn't post more
incel cringe

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Where are the spoilers?

(Picture of squinting, nervous jobber).
I’m on mobile :/

seething

...

incel seethe

BASED AND TRENDY GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE BY THE GOAT CORY GRAVES

boiling

>that fistbump by bryan

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Looks like Randy doesn't care anymore again.

>bryan left hanging on the bump

what a geek

So how long until this match is in a thumbnail while we learn about testosterone pills?

>Daniel gets left hanging on the fistbump
>Just punches Rowan
Based

IMPREGNATE CHARLOTTE

WTF Zelina shootin on Yea Forums from the past

I WANT TO PUT ZELINA IN MY POCKET

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uh user? just because you get your peepee chopped off doesn't mean you can have babies. you know that, right?

God damn Austin for ever creating the fucking what chant

Would you?

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for such a woke crowd yelling "what" at someone that doesn't speak great English seems weird

Damn Andrade fucking sucks at promos

She is probably here right now cosplaying and laughing at us

Fixing to bust to that pit.

is she the one that got fakes

cringe

More like the big hunk!

what?

If vince must have single name wrestlers mustafa is way better than ali

Oh Honda instead

>Doesn't speak English
>Forced to cut promos in English anyways

well its some heat I guess

incel boil

i love Coke now
foxnews.com/world/billionaire-arrested-caribbean-million-cannabis-5000-plants-private-jet

does Charles speak Mexican? how do they talk if he can't speak English?

These fucking commercials just wont end

Zelina translates

stewing

Based pocket poster

Would you?

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I sure would

Absofuckinglutely

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>these vanilla midgets bumping their bodies into sawdust for a random Smackdown

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and another fucking commercial. Think my anger is filtering everything out because all I can see is Double or Nothing advertisements now

based for doing something with it instead of just putting it down

why are the champions of the planet siding with the corporation

incel stew

I'm still mad she hasn't done porn yet

Reminder that El Ídolo is due an IC champ match against Finnetty.

Why does Al Gore have his own jet and live on the coast? Hypocrisy draws heat brother

I watch WWE. Do you honestly think i have a social life?

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I hope Cheese is on Smackdown when he gets called up

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This stirs my latino blood in a manner similar to Bayleys ass

flippy negro is here

>Ricochet used the wild card gimmick to do.....that

GIWTWM

lmao that is just perfect

Did Cien and finn wrestle each other in NJPW?

When Xia and Io come up hes gonna be the animal mascot of their magical girl stable

Cheese is such a fucking Chad.

The fake grab the decorative briefcase spot like it matters at all is stupid as hell

>I CAME TO SMACKDOWN TO DO NOTHING BUT THAT

kinda based....kinda cringe

HAHAHAHA
this company is dying

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>Kevin Owens show
we're a long way from Piper's Pitt that's for sure

simmering

This bimbo bitch is terrifying

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Theyre doing the talk show segments way too much

hahah someone took the mitb case on a normal episode!!!1
hahah a brawl broke out and everyone just stops going back in after they get throw over the top rope just like a battle royale!!!1

>this is the WWE champion
holy fucking trash

would I what

Lick her armpits, and then afterwards, ejaculate on them. Would you?

against each other in a tag match in 2010

rasslin brings out the inner redneck in everyone

R-Truth gimmick for Ricky o' Shea?

I'm Puerto Rican and in Chicago and I still wanna chug beers with based Stone Cold and lynch Bulbasaurs

bring back managers for christ sake

oh...boys..

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Her face is terrifying, but her body is 10/10. Even if that's also mostly plastic.

>womeme trash
time to change the channel

>Based Heenan.

Watching this shit makes me sad.

incel simmer

>all time greats
>THE RIVALRY

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Watch me breakdown WWE booking and predict MITB on Sunday

>Drew/Corbin/Zayn
Not winning, will get killed by Braun on Sunday
>Almas
Not winning, just won on Smackdown
>Ricochet
Not winning, just stole the briefcase \
>Orton
Probably winning
>Ali
lol no Pal
>Balor
IC Champ, not winning

Charles confirmed for losing on Sunday

>Charles
>with a microphone

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>>Well we need a womens segment so what should we do?
>>A solid match with Ember Moon and anyone?
>>No
>>Based Aussie shitposters doing something funny and mocking the horse not defending the titles again?
>>No
>>Something to rebuild Bayley and fix the damage done over the last couple years?
>>No
>>Asuka?
>>Lets have a clip show about how great Charles is
>>Brilliant

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE

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REMEMBER WRESTLEMANIA?!

>not showing the pin again

ahahahahaha

imagine how bored the crowd must be right now

eww that sounds yucky, I would give her a million hugs tho

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literal zero reason for the MitB winner not to cash in on Becky after the 2nd match - unless she loses both matches, so whoever wins womens MitB is going to be champ.. Bayley probably yikes

frothing

please be nice to Bayley

gay (ironically)

charlotte wins then loses the belt to calm down the bexfags

Becky's winning both matches and then the cash in happens. Becky stays strong and it gets the SD belt off of her

Becky Black Guy

Mickie James! I know she isn't in the match, but she should win anyways

Lacey starting to slip into sounding like a yokel retard kek

Becky is currently favored to win both matches

becky black guy

>Lacey's voice
so fucking cute and hot. perfect combination

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Based bigot

she likes fucking them thats for sure

Yeah shes suffered enough and I dont wanna see her in a sleazy strip club trying to pay the bills going ass to ass with Sasha on the verge of tears

incel froth

>Becky Black Guy

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raging

Just got home. What happened in the first half?

Someone needs to tell Alistair this gimmick is gay as fuck, he should be coming out and not saying much, maybe some colored contacts or something and spoopy music

Wicked gay.

>giving Bray's boring ass nowhere promos to Black and killing him dead

surprise surprise

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the MOODY mr black

Alistar has Brays old demon in him. Call Matt and have him fight it off again before he jobs for 5 years

incel rage

so dead we won't make it to thread 2 at this rate

>visibly reading from a cue card.

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Seth Ambrose
Dean Reigns
Roman Rollins

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Its NXT levels of activity. When they remember to have a thread anyways

Some unparalleled autism bouncing around in this thread

literally. fucking. nothing.

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Elias is better than all these shitters are.

>shadman

sad 2bh

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tag matches should be banned for anyone but dedicated tag teams
ratings would improve overnight

probably not
95% of posters here are just waiting to see the Bukkake Warriors

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just want to let you know that I laughed at your post for 10 straight seconds

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What are the chances that this match goes an hour and this is all we get tonight?

fermenting

this fat bitch ain't chrisley

Why did WWE try so fucking hard last week just to drop the ball so bad a week later?

incel ferment

WHY IS VINCE SO FUCKING AUTISTIC WHY MUST HE BOOK BORING AS SIN SHOWS THAT BORE ME TO BLOOD TEARS

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>The Kabuki Warriors

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it's a taped go-home show so they didn't care enough to give it effort.

Holy fuck just end this company already

Because sometimes Vinces brain tumors put pressure on a different part of the brain and ruin his judgement even worse than normal

i am so fucking sick of having to watch the usos in everything

wasn't this the main event?

smoldering

Ill watch a million Uso matches over watching actual wrestlers get overpowered by Shane

wheres Lars Sullivan?

getting ready to lynch Kofi

No. Main event is Sami and Kevin reuniting yet again and getting run off

>the STATE of this commentary

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>Bryan/Roman
ITS LIT

SLOW-MO OF THE SLAP
THEY DID IT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAA

Not gonna lie that little bit of Roman vs Dbry got my dick hard. Mania Main Event worthy

>not watching on mute

When is he going to make another video?

incel smolder

>>Biggest names in the company
>>In a thumbnail
>>Limu emu going over

rowan crushing your skull is pretty spot on how I feel watching this

sensitivity training

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foaming

this match is still going

Let's get this out onto the tray, nice!

I'm sure Michael Cole gave him some pointers before going in

>London Crowd
>Getting back into the match
>Not turning on the ripoff show and becoming a bunch of drunken asshole hooligans
I am disappoint

I'm ding dong diddly stoned

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superkick spam

SUPERKICK PARTY

incel foam

The little jingle he edits when he taps his spoon on the glass gets me every single time. Some of the comfiest shit on youtube

Elias is utterly worthless when the bell rings holy shit

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50 year old grandfather squashes a bunch of jobbers. Truly this is the power of an attitude era super-wrestler

KEK it looked like Shane delivered that straight to the balls

rowan just headbutt a samoan.......
>shane pins someone
ding-dong diddly bange

KINO FUNHOUSE

smoking

Damn it I do love Bray but playing the same segment is almost as bad as playing recaps

>new

thats why they dont do much with him as an actual wrestler

I'm pretty sure he only gets this much of a prominent role because he's a "WWE original"

HOLY BASED

Magical girls incoming

RAMBLIN RABBIT IS BASED

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Gonna be a crinfe from me dawg...

KABUKI

Bray looks silly in that outfit because he has twigs for legs

>smashing the 2 entrance themes together in MS Paint

TORA TORA TORA

holy anti pop
gooks never drew a single dime

thighri sane

>still switching the themes
aahhh

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>no new theme for the team
>jumps between both of their themes 4 times
what the fuck

incel smoke

its an upper body business brother

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someone got paid to hit the fader from left to right..

This is a team that didn't need a name

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keep telling yourself that, mark.

AsuKairi should be the name

when Io comes up they can be Asukairio

>Kabuki warriors
>asuka wears a noh mask
Sure hope someone got fired for that blunder

Holy shit Bayley is bad at promos

The Britbongs still like Bayley right? I heard a nice little pop there

theyll be coming out to this next week: youtube.com/watch?v=H65-8M0T2iA

When's Sasha back?

backstage selfie shit tier promos again

festering

>Smack is almost over
>Still on first Gamethread
OH NO NO NO

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Funaki became Kung Fu Naki.

who?

next Saturday night in Las Vegas

She isn't

based majority of the smackchads being smarter than me and not watching a taped show

The Japanese Pit Sluts

why does carmella look like an autistic chimpanzee?

Ember is not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe

did Kairi drop the pirate gimmick?

Holy shit you could hear the audience cringe there. They want to cheer these guys and hometown girl Paige but FUCK Vince sucks at names

Calling them the Kabuki Warriors is like calling a black tag team the Porch Monkeys

Kabuki?

fuck, Mandy is absolutely shit tier on the stick

the crowd collectively cringed at the name

Asuka changed her hair again

all of these team names are fucking stupid

Need a gif or webm of Based Billies face

she knows

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how about the "coolest monkeys in the jungle" ?

The Joshi Experience

Damn Billy is fucking ugly

THE KABUKI WARRIORS!!

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Gain taste

Which one has the better pits, though?

IIconics is good

incel fester

sonya lost her gay rag bros

She yelled the Chun Li thing. I wanna pat her head help her with her homework and give her cake

>this episode

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They don't want to cheer these cringe gooks

>Hair down Sonya

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BRUH

she really needs to stop eating so much

Paige here

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>kabuki warriors
Why are the so bad a naming tag teams lately?

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A prerecorded episode like this would be the perfect time to have subtitles for Asuka and Kairi where Asuka shit talks the name and Kairi asks Sempai why Sonya keeps asking to smell her

NEW THREAD HERE

>new thread for the final 20 mins
based retard

Kiss The Rose

fuck you i will continue posting here

So is he Kairi or Asuka's dad?

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