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I'll probably be dead before this nigga retires
Really couldn't give a fuck about this overrated fuck.
in my mind he retired when he could lift the big dog
i cried after wm32 when i thought he retired
>crying about anyone’s retirement
Unless the career was cut short by injury, it should be celebrated you fucking geek.
He was dead to me when he jobbed to Brock at 'Mania.
>crying when carder retires
nah only a queer cries when fake fighters retire
He loves to wrestle for the sandniggers
>Cry
With Laughter
I will never cry about wrestling
No, seeing this walking corpse retire will be a badd ass moment.
When dies in the future, i would really cr- oh wait he's already a dead man.
I wanted him to retire 15 years ago.
Bruhh
Well this old bitch needs to die already
Who?
>mfw he finally, actually, and literally retires
I'll rejoice when he Silver King's himself. Goldberg is just the unsafe jabroni to do it too.
mmmm immortal dead man, dont wanna mess with him!
anyone who uses the term overrated in any capacity should be shot
WrestleMania 33 was as good of a sendoff as he's ever going to get unless he literally dies in the ring.
Vince would probably love that. Okay, maybe I would, too.
start respecting the deadman ya simps he gave his life for the biz
Anyone who uses the phrase "should be shot" should be held down and anally raped by Nash's attackers
He was/is unironically my favorite wrestler but for me he retired after that match with Shane, it was the last "decent" match he had(and still not the best one),everything after was fucking awful, i still have that glimpse of hope that he becomes atleast half of what he was pre wrestlemania 30, but with every match that hope becomes smaller and smaller. Still love ya Carder
I had an old dog who I accepted was about to die any day now for about 5 years running. When he finally died, I was a bit sad, but because I had been expecting it for so long, the pain was reduced tremendously. This is how I feel about Cardetty's retirement.
I'm crying because he DOESN'T retire. Just stop already for fuck's sake. Please.
kek
>could retire undefeated at Mania and keep the legendary streak alive
>could retire after giving the mega rub to Lesnar and keep the streak at X-1
>could retire after having Shane fall off the cell and reviving that cool spot
>could retire after losing to Reigns, laying his gloves and hat on the ring and giving him nuclear heat for a night
>could retire after going against HHH and Michaels one last tile reviving their old rivalry
>still keeps coming back
I'm glad he's still making millions but he really should fuck off asap. He's only ruining his legacy at this point.
Can we stop this meme that undercarder is one of the greatest of all time? He was a good worker from the Ruthless Aggression Era to 2013. But he's always had a really stupid gimmick and is one of the many reasons why WWE is not a believable sport.
Genuine displays of emotion over fake fighting? Mmmm, don't wanna mess with that.
Gonna give myself ten pure strokes in honor of big Mark