Kabuki Warriors

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Teriyaki girls

This is actually their team name, SD spoilers said Paige said that was their team name

Based Vince.

Thieves of Tomorrow

There, fuck off WWE

The Kabuki Experience

Balenciaga Hunter

Pixel Pussies

Japsolution would've been better

Literally the singing and dancing warriors. LMAO what geeks

The Fortunate Cookies

Kabuki Warriors? More like Huge DOOKIE Warriors!

What were they thinking?!

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Yikes
>bukkake warriors

The Pirates of Tomorrow

You typed this like it sounded cool YIKES

Kek based

I feel I’ve caused this by just watching troma’s Kabukiman
So sorry

>"Hey Vince, how about, the Kabuki Warriors?"

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Based Sgt Kabukiman N.Y.P.D

The Eggroll Express

Nakadashi Warriors

The Sushi Experience

are you fucking kidding me

being told their new team name
asuka:
>this is fine
kairi:
>if you only knew how bad things really are

Easy Peasy Japanesey

kek

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the bukkaki babez

>being told their new team name

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flabgooky warriors

legit looked like they didnt even know they were being named

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god damn those DSL on paige

Why is every time the three of them are together Asuka has that aroused retard look on her face? This is the same look she had in that one backstage promo...

More like bukaki warriors

how do you know what an aroused retard looks like

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Why do they look like a mother/daughter tag team? And Paige is pimping them out.

If I told you one of these Japanese women understands English much better than the other could you guess which one it was

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The Bozo Boaters

The one who is dismayed at the awful name

This is their pose now twitter.com/WWEJapan/status/1128492871500230656

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The Ching Chong Connection

Perfect pits

Pirate Empresses is better

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ha

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Y tho

More like BLACKED Warriors

Shut up. Kairi is not a degenerate. BWC only for her.

don't try to cope it's already been done. she's ours

Atari Kimono 3000

Pirates of Tomorrow
Joshi Dynasty

Based and high maintenancepilled

why does kairi in every pic look like she regrets every second she spends in this company in this country?

Huh?

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>Kabuki Warriors
Not, “Pirates and Empresses”
Or, Paige, Asuka and Kairi Sane, The Fateful Triangle.

Sad!

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The Tempura Express

Or Imperial Navy
Or Pirates of the Dawn
Or...
fucking hell
Kabuki Warriors.
It means
"type of theater typical to Japan and especially Osaka Warriors"

fucking based 2000s nostalgia

Vince is fucking retarded and needs to be put on a golf course

based Chomsky poster

Bukkake Notalkie

>Vince is fucking retarded and needs to be put on a golf course
This. He really needs to just be involved in business side, which he does well and not do anything on screen anymore. He is old and fragile. He took that bump from Roman's punch as softly as he could (or they could have told other story, not involving him). From clips I have seen his presence is taking away from the segments he's on.
He should just stop.

Vince is fucking based

would be based if they started using mist

Sushi sisters was better

>Pirates and Empresses
That would imply that there are more than one pirate and more than one empress.

According to Paige the name Asuka and Kairi proposed was "Kabuki Girls"

Kabuki Girls sounds better IMO.

Has anyone said Orient Express yet?

That is so much more marketable

>Spice Warriors

The Comfort Women

At least it isn't one of these:
>Team AK
>A-K Connection
>Kaiska
the typical WWE names

girls does sound a bit better, and i imagine its more marketable towards the demo they want. oh well

why though, although it sounds a bit better I don't understand what it has to do with them
Maybe there's some other meaning or way to take it in Japanese that we're not aware of

Get it? They're Japanese.

Asuka is literally a Kabuki actress so that's fine.

Also, Kairi has a move called "The flying kabuki elbow" and nobody complained about it in the last few years when she was in NXT.

Japanese seem to be debating it also..
Kabuki is typically only associated with men nowdays, although it was actually created by a women named Izumo no Okuni and women were banned from preforming it due to prostitution and "corruption of morals"...

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People have a hard time believing they themselves came up with the name because if they didnt, WWE is retarded enough to think of it for them.

The JAV Experience

>have literally nothing to do with kabuki
>call them that anyway because japs
Might as well fucking call them the Kaiji Sushi Samurai Neko-chans

kusobabaa & warugaki with paige

>mfw

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there alraeady was an orient express you dumb fuck

Somehow worse than Kabuki Warriors

Kabukimono describes Asuka to a tee

Nanking Warriors

>tries to show how easy it is to come up with a good name
>fails miserably
>tries to play himself as a """"""""""badass""""""""""""
What a crash and burn user. Cringing at ya hard.

The gook troop

The GookNight Express

Cringe

I hang out with your mother a lot.

Cringe and Retardedpilled

It does and it concept of them being a flamboyant yakuza-ish gang fits well actually.. the problem is everyone thinks of Kabuki as the theater art and isn't really aware of anything else

based