Why not him?

Why not him?

And before you say charisma, promo, or accent, keep in mind all those can apply to many modern world champions including (and especially) Jasethy

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He doesn’t even have that body anymore. He’s doughy as hell, and unirronically more boring than seth which is amazing in itself

Just put him with Ohno for fuck sake. i might watch something about the E then

they really mindfucked him and screwed themselves when they forced paul to be his manager while dealing with brock's white hot run after beating taker. everyone handled it wrong. it wouldn't even have taken them much to get him over, the rub from heyman and brock would've been more than enough but i think paul at this point had really stopped caring as much because if not he would've made an effort to save him. they then fucked up his multiple returns.
>more boring than seth
imagine being this wrong.
seth had one year (2015) where he wasn't bland as shit. you know what that took? the entire company rallying behind him, hunter and co's rub, cena's rub, big ppv wins and pushes, etc.
the only thing claudio ever had was his matches. that's literally it, and he somehow became more interesting than seff has been in his entire run. people were excited to see cesaro, how lukewarm has seff been nearly his entire run?

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Too old.
Only a draw in the tag team ghetto.
Cant work as a babyface.

Bring back the Real Americans gimmick and I would be fine with a US title push

Maybe he's fine being on the midcard? Not everybody wants to be world champ, it's a lot more work and probably worse for your body. Midcard is for the thinking man

Neither those fags should be champion

that's something too. he wasn't ambitious enough for vince.
i think cesaro is probably the most timid person in the history of the business. this is a dude that literally only ever fucked girls that physically would throw themselves at him to the point of sexual harassment.

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Story?

Isn't he married to Sara Del Rey?