RAM Gamethread #3

Has there even been any wild cards tonight aside from Roman? Only half paying attention.

probably, everyone dies in my dreams

Shane, Elias

apollo crews was one and he lost to mojo rawley

I dreamed that I escaped a prison that was doing medical experiments on me and the other inmates while my feet were in chains by hopping the wall on a pogo stick.

what would your father say

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Has Bray been on yet?

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reigns, charles, apollo, and elias were the 4

Why is it called the swing?

A swing is a movement in one direction but then back in the opposite direction. This move is not a swing.

Nigga I sleep during the day

didnt feel like watching tonight
what's happened so far?

What happen to Nia Jax?

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I appreciate Cesaro at least trying to use Reys move even if it didnt work out

gaining more weight

no memetape = no win

I’m ready for bed so I’ll go ahead and turn on WWE, night drones

Alexa Bliss got BLACKED live in the middle of the ring

she died

cesaro with the 619 botch

They got my hopes p that the gay manscaping thing wouldnt come up this week but there we go. Another advertisement for AEW

Tore both quads.

Tore BOTH ACLs for being a useless fat fuck

I dreamt I was living in Japan with a nice family, and I was converting their daughter to Christianity. Then one of my teeth fell out.

She's RESISTing with Ben and Jerry's!

i agree. i want to hug her

would

>go to london
>get blacked
seems normal

Well this RAW was avoiding the dumpster until they dipped back into the Revival back hair feud

Thankfully I missed the itchy asshole part last week but looked high quality. Also
BRAYKINO INCOMING

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jeez, does Vince not realize his pettiness is killing his company

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>was avoiding the dumpster

the whole show has been a dumpster

>putting Bray in the 3rd hour
Vince is learning

I know this is supposed to embarrass the revival, but I feel like this is hurting the usos too.

WHATS HIS FUCKING NAME?

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>I broke the internet today.

I want to cuddle this girl

Islander Miguel

ITS NOT FUCKING SAMOA JOE!!!!!! FUCKING MANDELA AFFECT I KNOW U FUCKS ARE BEHIND IT DONT LIE TO ME

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Respect to Revival for selling this retarded feud like pros, especially for going all in on that Icy Hot shit

Bob Smith

Somo Ajoe. It's french.

surprised to see the ref helping cesaro out to the locker room. the match didn’t look that physical.

He uses her too.

It was bland up until the Revival thing.

>playing checkers in the park
what kind of ads are these
who plays checkers in public with strangers
play chess you fucking plebs

does anyone know their current tag team name?

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Cesaro was helping the ref to the back.

>seth "nash" rollins already cheating on becko
BASED

wut? It's a simple fun game

Incoming Kino

The war viking project

Old and News

When Roman heel turn as Namor anons?

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Bases

Ramblin Rabbit survived! :)

KINO

Soma Jeff

YOWIE WOWIE

Both her knees blew up. Her life is basically over

why is Mercy and Peppy both sound like black guys?

>this time I learned how to harness it
>how to control it

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finally

The Vikings Weren't Real Experience

That was not a good mask.

Cringe

Namor is an indy flippy shitter
Big Dog is Aquachad
>ruining bray already

Who's Bray's first feud going to be with?

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Friendly reminder that Yea Forums is down with the clown.

I audibly laughed.

2spoopy

>that mask
buried, let's move on

YOWIE WOWIE

Wtf

HONK HONK

ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND RUINED

The spoilers on here made it sound like he was going to go back to being his old self, not this...

>OILL BEAT YOU BOTH UP
>*gets put through table*

Roman Reigns and he gets buried

HOLY FUCK PSYCHO CLOWN WWE DEBUT

HOLY BASED

kek at Bray saying "Yowie Wowie" in the mask

WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK

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Dolph Ziggler

same. that was so bad.

yowie wowie...

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>incel bray
DIMES

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Finetty

> Bray is a stupid fucking clown, not a wrestling Mr. Rogers.

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that Firefly FunHouse was very based and EXTREMELY redpilled it had so many layers to it YOWIE WOWIE!!!

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Gonna wait to see where the Bray thing goes next. The mask was the only part I didnt care for but everything else seemed to be working

Lacy is hands down the best on the mic of almost anybody on the roster.

the mask isn't going to be ring gear more than likely just entrance attire.

based as fuck slipknot wyatt

I missed it fuck

The Main Event Raiders

They're running this "Yowie wowie" thing into the ground just like how they did with Matt laughing. Why do they do this bros?

I audibly laughed at that, it was great. I like this

WE

It was fine except for the mask.

Viking House Party

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With a dumb mask like that needs Killer Klowns from Outer Space as his entrance song

We live in a clown world user

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Bryan and Joe are significantly better.

HONK HONK

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Lars Sullivan

That is pretty terrifying

unironically, what's Bray's gimmick?

HELL YEAH

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How long before new Bray loses to some midcarder and/or Roman?

wasn't braun v drew scheduled for today?

BASED Poof why are you barely around lately?

>would you be mine?
>could you be mine?
>won't you be my neighbor?

Could this have gone over?

I imagine Bray will work both characters.

Clown Bray is pretty much his Demon Balor

I felt the based rise up in me

Based Wyatt

Keeping you guessing

Best guess is that hes going to all smiles and yowie wowie outside of the ring and evil sadist cult leader in the ring

Bipolar. Firefly Funhouse Bray is good Bray. Clown Bray is bad Bray.

They lie all the time to increase ticket sales, but it's okay because the card is subject to change :)

wtf that's more terrifying than the Bray shit

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so Drew can do a run in later

What about a cotton candy gun?

Are they bringing back The Oddities? They should

pedo clown

>gf gets me out of bed to tell me wyatt segment is on
>hop out of bed and watch based clown
>check asp and nobody cares rambling rabbit is actually alive
you guys are awful

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Please come back

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I like how he had a band-aid on

>Could this have gone over?
yes that sounds dimes to me

i absolutely hate this cringe idea of alternative characters but willing to bet faggot numale jew writers are going this direction

Don't cry because it ended
Smile because it happened
Post your best Firefly FunHouse pics and edits

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Why the fuck is Psycho clown so damn over? mexicans must really like the circus and clowning in general.

BASED
youtube.com/watch?v=yumBIPdWyCM

Holy shit that Gummy Worm commercial is terrifying

most people don't like him, they call him the mexican reigns

WOOP WOOP WHERE MY NINJAS AT

alright you've convinced me to give this a chance.

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just think, that phat ass gonn be pushing out a brayby

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>now

It's 2140 and there's only THREE game threads

LMFAO the state of E Drones. Embarrassing

The mods keep banning me for "Ban Evasion", which is literally impossible for a tripfag to do.
Then I patiently wait out my ban because the ban is tied to my tripcode.
It's alright, getting banned for a month is a good way to curb the ol' Yea Forums addiction.
The only thread I regretted not being able to take part in was the Brandy and Mr. Whiskers thread.

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he's the new Doink

who is this in the OP picture?

Why can't garbage truck finish anybody off?

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one match with any stakes all night is a Sami Zayn/Strowman blow off match

It will get us used to when the show is on POP tv or discovery after the FOX deal falls apart

can't get over braun's weird baby face

can someone explain how this shitter has main evented SD and Raw in the last week

Why aren't they being counted out?

He's the biggest draw they have right now

>Braun Strowman runs
>"TELL THEM HOW FAST HE IS DAMNIT"

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Ska came before reggae.

Bretty gud but it's not this:
youtube.com/watch?v=PRArlLPtUEo

whoop whoop

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I'm down for them bringing back the Oddities theme.

They seem to let him say whatever he wants in promos.

>adult beverage to the eyes
>sami looking for some more adult beverages to throw around
holy shit

Falls count anywhere.

Falls count anywhere. No ringouts.

the fox deal is not going to fall apart man, WWE has so much money that they just pre-pay Fox for probably 10 + years.

if you seriously think ratings mean anything in 2019 especially since WWE gets a lot of viewership from Hulu and the Network. The show has been going on for decades stuff like that is tradition if anything.

I mean shit you think the turn out at Broadway is any better?

Since when did getting hit over the back with a plastic trash can hurt

Based beer to the eye spot
Would be pissed if that was my $15 beer though

I remember these two's first FCA match a couple years back, I legit thought Sami was gonna get a main title push after that
How much of a simp am I Yea Forums?

lol at that dad shielding his kid. and the crowd screaming holy shot in front of the kids. full ecw achieved.

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what the fuck happened?

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The WWE is on a bubble. Nobody wants to watch its losing viewers in hordes and eventually they have to make money that doesnt come from Saudi nostalgia or carny duping a big network. It may take a few years before they start hitting the wall but eventually they need to actually make money when there are no networks left to con

youtube.com/watch?v=2cowpwXui5s

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>chanting holy shit for hitting somebody with a trash can
What would they have chanted for a kendo stick

Didn't stop WCW
youtu.be/a4NRQy2t854

How long until he shaves his hair off? He has a pretty big bald spot he's covering

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yeah, but more people play chess, especially old black dudes in parks

based

Do minorities not like wrassling? This is in London but there's barely any brown people in the crowd, just on the crew

This
I don't think I've seen anyone playing checkers outside of an Old folks homes or a Cracker Barrel.

based wolfmagaintyre

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BRAUN WONT DIE

based bischoff

Only Amerifat shitskins

They are too busy fucking the wifes and girlfriends of the whiteys in the crowd

Is this Isabela Moner's final form?

why doesn't anyone help Braun?

This is a ducking mess

Can this fucking camera stop shaking holy shit

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>burying sammy sayne

They love it in the USA when they can save enough of their welfare checks to attend

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has he really been fasting since Ramadan? How does he not die?

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>falls count anywhere match
>try to run away from your opponent to hide
>run to the ring
explain how this makes sense

like who?

I'M GONNA SAY IT
Where's Roman? Isn't he all about standing up against injustices

Sheit, that's what I'm talking bout nigga.

Nobody likes him. He is kind of a dick and ran over a lot of people while pissed off

Bliss is his only friend and she would be pretty useless.

Sami got revenge for every Braun did to KO

black people love wrestling. Hip Hop and Wrestling have a long history together.

abouto to ding-dong diddly cum

You can eat after sundown, there's plenty of time to get all your calories during those hours

i think that was for corbin showing up outta nowhere.

It doesn't matter if you like it or you don't
-Michael Cole

only find chicks with hairy legs and pits hot now

Sami is a better pick than Braun anwyays for a ladder match.

see ya tuesday

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This is so bad

Same for us spics. I could still get "NWO for life homes" comments wearing my ancient NWO shirt in the ghetto

APOLOGIZE

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So... Braun interfering in men's MitB then?

That was based. Corbin.

based. I was out in 7th in New Orleans yesterday and saw a couple WCW shirts oddly enough.

MUSLIMS BTFO
LONDON ABOUT TO BURN

>shirtless braun
bliss must be soaking wet right now

People that like WWE right now are the minority.

lmao you can't cheer retard you just lost your mitb spot dumbfuck retard idiot

he's probably one of the last faces that would help braun

All in all that wasn't an awful raw.

>y'know?

are we watching this documentary

EXPOSING THE BUSINESS

3 threads? HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

>All in all that wasn't an awful raw.

you must eat actual shit for dinner with taste this bad

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Basado

THREE FUCJING THREADS? Holy duck

Vince has absolutely KILLED wrestling since mania.
>wildcard "rule" muddying the brand split
>not following through with superstar shakeup
>awful raw after mania
>numerous wrestlers leaving or injured
>dean ambrose retiring
>saudi arabia 2.0 headlined by 52 year old goldberg vs 62 year old sting
>allowing backstage bullshit to happen with lars and that srawny niglet
>all short term booking, no long tern storylines rn

Fuck lads...if raw got 3 threads, smackdown will ONLY GET ONE
OR LESS.

Wow.

Even an entire board of NEET autistic wrestling obsessed nerds could muster up 700 posts total in over 3 hours of product.

Theres no denying it
Wwe is dying.

Did reddit even watch at all?

it's just not even fun to watch and shitpost about anymore. there's no enjoyment to be had with anything involving WWE. i don't know what people still get out of watching this shit, i mean i stuck it out as long as i could over the years but this shit is just done.

Lol I thought "cute ass bitch" before opening the thread.
Fpbp. Lemme suck your cock bro...

Finna

Give it 2 years before the bimbofication begins

it was a taped show

unironically can't wait

OMG CHARLY, WHY YOU LOOK LIKE A SEXDOLL I HAVE TO FAP RIGHT NOW CHARLY

who is this semen demon?

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