RAW Gamethread #2

>it's another "UK RAW" episode

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anime

Cronge

i literally just started watchin and why THE FUCK did they put in these fake chants

>it's another Becky makes faces while people talk episode

>it took an hour to get to gamethread #2

Lacey is based.

you can practically smell the ratings in free fall

Lacey's promos are based.

How big is Becky's imaginary penis?

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That segment was not nearly as bad as I thought it would be.

WHERES BASED BRAY?!

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>picks fight with two people because you can't stop trying to act tough
>get put through table

Becky is currently favored to win both matches at MITB by the way

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>Charlotte no belts

I thought that was funny.

bigger than your real one

I want to be the meat in that BEANED chicks sandwich

I'm a spic btw

TAKING THE WWE UNIVERSE BY STORM!

Whose blue jean sitter would be the best tongue? Becky, Lacy, or Charlotte?

Lacey is pretty good on the mic

hola

They should call her NIkki Nice cos she's nicer now and doesn't seem as cross now as she has done in the past shows

Why must they ruin everything, don’t make a big deal out of bray or advertise for his promos, just air the fucking promo each week until you debut him and don’t give commentary on it. How hard is that?

Probably gonna miss MITB due to anime convention. Oh well ill get my fix at the wrestling photo shoot

Took you a while to come up with that one.

Truly a charmed life you lead

are you 10 yrs old?

They get anxious and overexpose everything to the point where people get sick of it

No tarps tonight?

Becky was based until she started dating Seff. now she's cringe

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>stop promoting your talent
great idea braincel

nigger, they get dripping wet when something remotely sticks to the wall after flinging tons of shit at it.

>corbin time

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Almost nothing is working so they gotta ride it and hype it up. Remember Kofi and Becky are only getting pushed because they got shit on like Bray and the only thing that ever works is them throwing a bone to wrestlers they dumped on already

you live in Calgary?

PEW PEW

why is lacey's back so much bigger than mine :(

bleep
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ONE AND ONLY

RATINGS RISING
BASED CORBIN

I'm at the show tell me something to yell. I don't mind getting kicked out.

Applebee's cosplay Corbin with the go away heat

>>Beachball

DAMN IT CORBIN YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

I was thinking about it in the bath but didn't have my laptop on me so i couldn't post it immediately so i had to wait to get out and dry myself and get changed before i could post about it.

>190lbs
why is this flippyshitter on the main roster again?

So i've been on a music tour the past two weeks and haven't watched any Raw or SD. Anything interesting AT ALL happen in the past two weeks?

The promo is the promotion captain autismo, cole shilling it makes it less authentic or interesting. No one needs cole to tell them that a promo is coming on later, just air it and move on

she actually hits the gym and has a clue

No Illinois

>Corbin still with that bartender gimmick

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Rick O'Shea is a star.

How long before they kill him dead?

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HA whats with that inbred fucker in the nWo shirt. He is wearing ear muffs.

Gay bartender time

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Chant for Luke Harper.

WE
WANT
HAR-
PER

BATHED

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what is it about Corbin that makes internet marks hate him so much?

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Corey: that was weird I wonder what's going through the mind of bray wyatt? Cole: well we know what's going through the mind of the wwe universe, the firefly funhouse has been a huge hit on social media taking all of the wwe platforms by storm here's a few highlights.
>Duuuuuude what's bray doing lol???
>omg I wish I could be in the firefly funhouse
>is it abby or is it peppy #whatdoyouhear
>is mercy the buzzard a reference to waylon mercy?? #respectthepast
Renee: Wow!

She has the sexiest back I've ever seen on a woman. I wanna cum all over it so bad.

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Will it be this flippy shitter or will it be SAMI in the bank?

she has always been cringe

Rick O'Shea doesn't look very Irish...

his whole offense is people catching him

all he has is height. it's the only reason Vince likes him.

You were watching TV while bathing?

What's every bodies favorite pepe?

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>>Ricky o Shea vs Corbin
>>Flip shit personified vs Headlocks personified

Corbin is a heat magnet. Vince loves that.

75146524703197595I'm sorry, i'm watching NJPW and AEW, which doesn't sell out for Saudi oil blood money and deprives athletes of health insurance

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>game thread is literally dead
should i even bother shitposting? I can't get any (You)s

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If I position the mirrors in a way that allows it then i can watch tv from the bath but i don't do it often as i have to turn it pretty loud and i worry the neighbors might not like listening to my commotion

I guess you could say it’s catch wrestling

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Here ya go user

there is still more than 90 minutes left

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None of those other promotions offer health insurance to anyone that isn't an officer worker either you simp.
And NJPW went to North Korea so there.

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Dude we dont care if your gay. Its alright

Carlos...

none cause I'm not a dumb reddit/twitchfag

DEEP SIX!

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>your

ricogay jobbing to corbin hahahaha

the geek eats the pin

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Imagine having Ricochett on your roster and he loses clean to Corbin

BASED LONEWOLF

>Imagine having Ricochett on your roster

no thanks

go back to /wew/

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Is there any match on the card tonight that matters at all?

How's YOUR territory doing, pal?

AEW isn't run by a corrupt snake oil salesman with a multi billion dollar fortune,

Wreslters will earn their rights to healthcare once AEW reaches the peak of the wrestling industry

Your mom

Corbin gets shit on a lot but damn is he a good villian. The go away heat he gets is mostly due to the companys shitty booking rather than him being weak in any area either

Dominic... corpsing?

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>not wanting an entertaining wrestler in your midcard
>pushing corbin/making corbin anything more than a joke jobber

CESARO NO

shut up nerd we invented memes

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EDDIE IS THE FATHER

Joe should have slapped the piss out of his to keep him in line

sami is getting in mitb. didn't you see the spoiler thread?

I thought that chick was a new female wrestler at first and got confused

>AEW isn't run by a corrupt snake oil salesman with a multi billion dollar fortune
Fulham says otherwise.

Oh wow Rey vs Cesaro
wasn't expecting an actual fresh good match tonight. Based.

Rey Mysterio?

>I'm a spic btw

oof

fucking camera seizure during that

>plebbit creating anything original
I ain't buying it pal

Why aren't you dweebs watching anime instead of this pretaped Raw

AND NASH IS THE MOTHER

Agreed. I love his shit-eating grin, and were I a kid again, he'd be the bad guy that I love to hate. Kinda like Regal without the technical talent, but supplementing it with dat big man bod.

DAAMN CHALRLEI IS WORKING ME INTO A SHOOT BROS

He was better under a mask. Now he's just flippy manlet shit #22123 with no character or gimmick at all.

yeah, but they don't have permission to have a good match. can't risk someone getting over.

Based Cesaro burying the manlet

Another spic here. I was never happier to be Puerto Rican than the moment I aw the Mexicools come out on a lawnmower

THE SURVIVOR

>starting with Fast Five
Wait, what?

>being a bitchricua

jalamela papi

Mexicans don't care about that.

miz and mrs lowkey been trash this season

>No Tokio Drift

Say what you will about the company but their production values are through the roof for things like this. You almost forget he got booed out of the building at all these events for 5 years

LOL THE FUCKING BALLS
these people have playing romans rumble win back with applause.

Aaaaaand a snooze promo

I GOT CANCER Y'ALL

>that roman video package again
is he fucking dying or something?

two fucking weeks in a row with this shit

Fast Five is the point where the series changed its formula.
1-2+4 is its own series, 5-8 is its own series.
Tokyo Drift is its own thing.

How did Joe do a movie with leukemia?

how many fucking times do they have to show this cancer shit?

>playing that roman package again
why, you could give any other guy this time to cut a backstage promo

Hobs and >shaw

They could be using this time to have fresh match-ups and create new stars but nooo let's celebrate Raymond Reynolds for the umpteenth time

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>Probably gonna miss MITB due to anime convention

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They need to remind people that he had leukemia to help fight off the boos.

People are starting to boo him again

I asking unironically...How many times does WWE think we need to be reminded that Roman has Leukemia? They do this exact same package every. Single. God. Damn. Week. Like I’m all happy for him...but do we need to see this every week? Its like they’re worried he might get booed again if they don’t remind the audience that the person they’d be booing had cancer...

She has way too much make up on. She looks like a ghost.

Come on man hes wrestling and voicing Pikachu whats not to love?

>yfw these Ramen videos are used to guilt the boo birds into cheering him

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How poor are you?

they are just booing the cancer not him

based vince the puppet master

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Raw, Home

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Earthworm Jim about to ding-dong diddly BTFO niggers

I was booing cancer.

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>Probably gonna miss MITB due to anime convention.

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>They need to remind people that he had leukemia to help fight off the boos.

might help if they showed it before he came out and got booed on this very show

Think back to 2014 Royal Rumble.Roman is the only thing standing between Cena or Batista winning when DBry doesnt come out at 30. Roman gets cheered as the last hero the fans had left to prevent something they HATED and he gets tossed. The problem was Vince saw that pop and thought it meant he was the next big thing and pushed him to the moon turning him into another Cena and ruining all the good will he might have had. Expect them to do it again

>lexi doesnt have her wrestling gear for tonight
>perfect opportunity to see her lexisocks again
>replace her with nikki cross just because she british
why didn't they replace naomi or natalya?

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what would your father say?

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Is Tokyo Drift #3? Both you and USA left it out in the numbers.
I've never sat through any of the movies, so I don't know.

Whatever happened to that Shrekposter?

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They had their wrestling gear.

yuropoors don’t deserve lexisocks

Well he originally asked if I was a faggot butI stopped crossplaying so he that placated him

I think they'll be reminding people of it for months.

they replaced her because she's made of glass and scared of ending her career.

based blonde bimbo mommy

BASED DANA

It's the 3rd one released. Chronologically it's like 6th or 7th.

Is it me or does Dana look better?

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Watching Chernobyl kino instead of this garbage

Tokyo drift is unironically the best tFatF

Is Lexi legit one concussion away from retirement? Why do they protect her so much. Even Becky 'one hit concussion' Lynch is taking spots every week.

>I have the most experience

You lost all of them, Nat

They might actually be using her so she might be working out eating and not cutting herself anymore

That would be better, imagine A moment of Bliss with leather pants Lexi showing off her dirty white socks on the table

I like this strong woman stable with Nattie and Dana and Beth we got going. It's legit.

>that zipper in front of Naomi's gear
gosh I would kill one of you to be able to pull it down

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>Nikki is crazy again
what the fuck

Why does Natty still do dumb catlady stuff

Oh she's crazy again.

Nikki is crazy again

what's that have to do with anything? Experience is good regardless.

oh joy we got KRAZYYYY FOREIGN GIRL Nikki

have some fucking respect for her

does vince hate the uk or something?

it's like they go out of their way to make these uk shows as bad as possible whenever they happen

little whore

The nice act was clearly a way to get herself into the match so she could play.
Either that or she just acts like that around Bliss because she stalked her.

it's you dude..

It gaves Tyson a boner

But does it go 1, 2, 3, Tokyo Drift, 4, 5?

Imagine peeling those leather pants off of Alexa HnNnNnNNNNNNNghh i'm so lonely and horny.

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Honestly, the formula changed in 2, and went back to reality in 4. they are all linked but it went full micheal bay with 5. Han is introduced in Tokyo Drift. it's a pretty good movie desu

She does

>WAMYN MUST LIVE IN A PROTECTED BOX AT ALL TIMES
>WE JUST WANT GENDER EQUALITY

Nikki has the perfect body type.

ratings on suicide watch

he hates having put crackhead Davey Boy over in the country in the hot summer(slam) of 1992 and holds it against them

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>bare feet Bliss gimmick

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corey and cole been stealing Alexa's gear for a good sniff

>someone stole lexi's shoes
which one of you fuckers did it?

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Does anyone else ever masturbate into their sock if tissues are out of reach?

this guy

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The worst part of that was it was a stealth knock on the WWE for misusing talent

I thinks Bliss is using Nikki based on the spoilers.

How many good X-Men movies are out there? Not including the spinoffs.

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worked

I don't know what you mean, but Tokyo Drift is essentially F+F 3. It was released third. It is pretty much a standalone, save for one character who was popular enough to be brought back later (but earlier in the narrative).

Like......2

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Based subtle wwe

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X-Men is for boomers kys

The first two and Wolverine are the only ones I liked.

i just hump my bed and cum in my underwear

>filename
Well, Aryans do run the world I guess. We should anyway.

Nevermind. I just googled it because you're dense as fuck. Good discussion.

Based and redpilled

i jackoff onto dirty shirts or towels. my semen to too thick and plentiful to be mopped up by tissues

women kill another crowd

holy shit dana

I do it upside down and swallow it while thinking of Bailey Jay

>why do they protect her so much
they let her take this spot

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That was the match where she squashed Baylety in under 5 minutes right?

Natalya grabbing Nikki's ass like I want to.

Bliss going to get pushed?

>trusting dana to do that spot
wtf lads?

>Aryans do run the world
kek

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>1 sorta
>2
>first class
>logan
the new one looks like they did something but good is doubtful

>getting worked by a heel weaseling her way out of a pointless match right before a ppv.

Well, Bliss obviously isn't winning on Sunday

she took the naomi ass to the face last week as well

Would you lick Nikki's ass if given the chance? Be honest.

Why do they do this thing where they have someone climb up for the case on a weekly show? They also do a mini-battle royale almost every time that they have one scheduled for a ppv, it's ding-dong diddly cringe

gee i wonder who's going to win the next match

I kind of assumed that, I think they want her and Becky to have an actual feud at some point. Possibly Summerslam.

there must be shots of bliss ass on the ladders
what the fuck are the bongs waiting for???
they don't need a license for that

I don't want worms

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>YOU KNOW WHATS BETTER THAN BEING BIG? AND BEING STRONG?
>BEING WHITE

jesus Sami why would you do him like that?

NOT ONE DIME

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what's nicki cross's gimmick?

TOXIC FANTASIES OF BEING BIG AND STRONG
BASED Sami working Yea Forums with that line if anyone was actually watching the show.

BIGGEST POP FOR REY
SANTO BASADO

Vince believes us mouth breathing idiots cant figure out how anything works and need to be constantly reminded. Its the same reasoning that makes them recap stuff constantly even if it happened in the same episode you are watching

>Aryans do run the world

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That Dana jump from the stair was pretty based tbqh

booyaka booyaka
sixty-nine
booyaka booyaka
gay mysterio

Alexa's best friend

yes, Ronda gave her two in a short amount of time. She'll probably be fine but why take chances.

Checks out

Twice.

It wasn't bad. I'm surprised nobody died.

>Tyson
>getting a boner

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have you discovered eugenics Yea Forums?

I would feel bad if we 69'ed and didnt rim her back

What ever happened to cedric alexander?

compare that to when rhonda rousey did it to the riot squad from the top turnbuckle and almost killer herself, sarah logan had to save her live by preventing her head smashing into the ground.

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HAS IT ALWAYS BEEN SPELLED "SAMOA JOE"??????? FUCKING MANDELA

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Dana marking out over herself after was absolutely not.

Was Samoa Joe in a bathroom stall?

THIS IS THE WORST RAW OF ALL TIME

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thrice

>its the Sheamus theme with Cesaro pics
kek

>man boosting formula

Based Samoa Bull

joes taking a shit while filming this promo

This is the only one I've seen so far.

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why'd joe beat rey in 5 seconds at mania if they were going to keep the program going?

the fuck you on about? you shoot retarded or something? you think his name is actually SmoJo?

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Yeah, what did you think it was?

Not even close. There wasent one piss joke one gay manscaping gag reel no pratfalls no 6 man tag that apparently lasts for 6 months

do people believe in spontaneous generation again? what the fuck is going on? don't lick a dirty stranger's ass.

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because Rey was too hurt to do a real match

money in the bank
more like
monkey imma spank (only to the women's match)

only if she's enema'd for hours like a porn star or at the very least in the shower

yes pic related

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>Fiji Phil

is rey botching or is it cesaro

Rey has never done a real match.

Cesaro WWE champion this year lads

it's cesaro

they guy next to yellow shirt has the best angle

I'm so tired of this

there would be no Yea Forumsies if eugenics were enforced years ago

You know, I'm really enjoying that there are no stupid chants this time

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NEW THREAD

don’t know what you’re on about. this is ppv quality.

Is bottom right unironically jerking off?

>sheamus retiring
>cesaro jobbing until his retirement

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there were definitely some mess ups near the start of the match

rey is dont and cesaro is getting his push for carrying sheamus for 4 years. Sheamus' back is fucked and was basically saving for his retirement. Cesaro had to downplay his talent as not to outshine an injured star

Shitsaro

too early, go fuck yourself attention whore

What?

Both.

yeah but considering rey is old and cesaro isn’t roided to the gills this is ppv quality.

is the 619 technically a fatality

Which MK character would use it?

literally the safest move ever

Cyrax

worked and seething. cope ya simp

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is this UK tour the equivalent of the German one in the spring of 97?

Yes pic related

Also suck my dick pedomod

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PEDOMOD BTFO

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based

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