MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #1

*saves the brand*

Attached: ricky.jpg (274x407, 33K)

cope

Ya cope with ya height ya vertically inferior goof

seething

Here to watch the death of a company

Huh?

No tarps tonight!

Don't spoil me lads.

is WWE a british company now?

>tgfw shit louis get absolutely ethered this round

Attached: 1551632780490.gif (374x254, 1.75M)

This is a lie.

DONT WATCH RAM

*MizTV with Roman Reigns ends up with Elias and Shane McMahon coming out. Bobby Lashley joins in on an attack, leading to…

* The Miz and Roman Reigns defeated Elias and Bobby Lashley by DQ after Shane McMahon interfered.

*Mojo Rawley pinned Apollo Crews.

*They do the double contract signings. It ends up with Charlotte Flair and Lacey Evans teaming to put Becky through a chair.

*Baron Corbin defeated Ricochet.

*Rey Mysterio and Cesaro get into it backstage after Cesaro jokes that Dominick looks like Samoa Joe.

*Nikki Cross won a Fatal Four Way against Natalya, Dana Brooke and Naomi.

*Rey Mysterio defeated Cesaro.

*The latest Firehouse Funhouse promo airs.

*Sami Zayn defeated Braun Strowman and earns his MITB spot after Baron Corbin and Drew McIntyre interfere.

Attached: 1502237846068.png (600x400, 66K)

I'm not watching this shit

Well? Where are the spoilers? Save me 3 hours pls

still watching

Attached: jotaro.jpg (400x222, 28K)

What u lads eating for dinny

Attached: 1468151831904.webm (600x338, 2.93M)

>PLEASE STOP WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH HOT DOGS TO KEEP UP PLEEEEASE
Card's looking great!

>*Rey Mysterio defeated Cesaro.
In what fucking universe? Fuck this company

of course ya are ya cringe namefag simp. have sex and gain height

wow based wildcard rule

Can't bear to watch RAW without shitposting here
Can't bear to be spoiled either
I hate London shows

Looks tasty.
Finished off some homemade butter chicken (no I'm not a Pajeet).

>booooooooooooooo

oh no no no no

MAMMA MIA MORE FIRE POWER THAN THE INFINITY STONE

Attached: 107.jpg (720x696, 140K)

>Cesaro jokes that Dominick looks like Samoa Joe

KINO IS BACK BOYS!

Attached: 1527800596331.png (378x357, 81K)

>wildcard rule

Attached: laugh cringe.jpg (2410x1808, 623K)

THE BIG DAWG IS HERE

HOW COOL IS THAT, MATE?

Shocking that there was no spoilers this week kek

So roman is just going to appear on both shows every week now? That's what we needed, more Roman.

You wot mate?

Finna

dat complete anti-pop for Roman

I'm at work, how's the show tonight?

Alright I'm turning it off tell me when Bray shows up

He's the closest thing they have to a draw.

Vince wants rupees

Roman takes 5 minutes to walk to the ring

Im falling asleep lads

>roman being a bitch

USA and Fox both want him on their shows.

Finna

Attached: 83253.jpg (801x720, 230K)

recaps of recaps of recaps

and to talk... where are the promos attitude era style lads? scream!! say something with power!!!

Attached: 5cc4e0e090858.jpg (620x356, 34K)

> 2 hours 50 mins left

Attached: 3o6gDUY3B8ocAgMNhu.gif (480x355, 1.28M)

Fixing to

Roman is so fucking terrible on the mic. I can't wait until hockey starts.

wow roman really doesn't want to do a movie with miz

AEW just came into the ring through the crowd. Crowd is going nuts chanting "Holy shit!" Security is trying to get control and the locker room has emptied. Vince looks furious.

Who schedules a go home show on the date of a European tour?

Based bongs booing the fuck out of romanetty

Legend giving advice to rookie hurricane

Attached: 02_BTS_ROYALRUMBLE_01282018kb_1013b1aeab6652206421a5c30c11e454de5d.jpg (1200x675, 83K)

Fucking Kenny Omega and Cody ran in through the crowd.

I don't think he needs to worry about that, or about doing a movie in general really

Attached: herecomesthepepe.jpg (1024x1024, 514K)

MONEY.

the payoff for a months long Bray promo was revealed on a taped show where it got spoiled hours before it aired

So Lashley and Elias are buddies now?

BBD working the obese virgin smarks

just for this week

>Lashley
>Elias
>B-Team
Name Shanes stable

>Boston is winning the cup
Fuck this league

Attached: hate.png (760x771, 1.45M)

>the boo the guys they normally cheer and cheer the guys they normally boo

CHING CHING, BLING BLING CUT THE CHATTER
IF YA AINT TALKIN PEPE THAN YA TALKIN DONT MATTER

tag team match PLAYER

>Roman drowned out by Walk With Elias chants

Attached: 02981e47033e9c1f-600x338.jpg (600x338, 30K)

Fuck I hate Vince

>singing for the guy that just attacked the faces
no...this isn't supposed to happen. cheer for roman!!!

I thought you geriatric fucks liked good promos? Care to explain how Roman's promo is even bearable?

OH GOD IT'S ALL SO ACCURATE! MAGICIAN! WIZARD! PROPHET!

Attached: tenor.gif (498x280, 525K)

Elias could come out and kick and kitten and piss on a picture of the queen and he'd still be over with the bongs

all heels are accomplices in evil

How does a Smackdown GM make matches on RAW?

Attached: 1435703158214.gif (245x220, 551K)

lashley and elias walk from the ring all the way to shane to have to walk back

Miz is there too

Sorry user this is the onions era

Attached: tumblr delusion.jpg (564x564, 89K)

I usually only care if an original 6 team wins, but I don't give a shit about Boston.

how do you make chicken out of butter?

There havent been GMs for the shows for like 5 months now

who the fuck is the smackdown gm?

who is the ram gm?

where the fook is paiege?

imagine watching this lmao

Good joke, here's the recipe.
slowcookergourmet.net/slow-cooker-butter-chicken/

There are no GMs, it's just the McMahons now. Apparently we're supposed to be the authority too, but I know none of us booked this crap, right?

thx

It was me. Im also going over

idk man i'd book miz and ramen as heels and that seems to be what the fans think they are

Hows everybody's NBA team in the playoffs?

Attached: kawhi-leonard-1.jpg (700x437, 300K)

Welcome to bizarro world! Tonight you will hear fans cheer who is normally booed and boo who is usually cheered. They're having fun, Maggle!

Ding-Dong Diddlylor

Attached: 232A7D47AF.jpg (1001x1001, 136K)

so is bobbo just sitting on his ass this PPV?

fin-na

These are bongs we're talking about, they'd boo a butter knife

I'm still laughing that Vince thinks the best way to up the ratings is more Roman on both shows

Attached: 1542339451387.png (600x580, 817K)

how can miz steal bryans shit and be a face?

vince finally gets it

Too many faithless fools in here y'all.

kek

Yeah, just guarantees I don't watch either show now

>>Implying Vince pays attention to the Mizcard

Didn't make it, but will hopefully crash the league with no survivors in the offseason.

Attached: pelslogo.jpg (236x273, 14K)

>go home show on the euro tour
>ppv during the game of thrones series finale
no one thought about the schedule at all desu

hopefully with AD

god that guy in the gnc nugenix commercial is such a fucking cuck.

Attached: 1530347040227.jpg (215x207, 17K)

>30 minutes in
>mot even 150 posts
dang asp don't like episodes in the can

Attached: 1557193524929.png (1127x685, 37K)

not just this, but why fly them over there just to look like shit on the ppv (and they will look liek shit, more than normal)

They added those cheers for Roman in post production?

>tfw twitter on sunday night is going to be nothing but wrestling fans bitching about MITB and GOT fans bitching about GOT

Attached: tenor.gif (440x300, 832K)

nothing has happened

We want who?

>giving a shit about twitter

why do announcers get so wet with certain moves like meteora or blue thunder bomb

Attached: 1553716357205.gif (320x320, 1.54M)

nah all the reports were that he got cheered pretty well at the show

>going on twitter at all
no one but yourself to blame pal.

>pretaped
>no big opening segment
>throwaway tag match
record low ratings tonight?

Thankth for notithing my work, kind thir.

Attached: image.jpg (474x475, 69K)

they're fun words to say

>reddit spacing
>hating on based Miz
Yep, checks out

Attached: 1554596029426.jpg (1080x1143, 290K)

I think sub 2 mil avg is actually possible

Nah. There's no NBA competition tonight.

everything is a waste of time

BIGDOG FLY!!!!!!!!!!!

ratings don't count when it's taped!

Rate the first half hour

guys was leukemia a work ?

>Miz does all the work
>Roman's music plays
ding-dong diddly cringe

We are the GMs now. We run this show.

which one of you is this?
twitter.com/codycollier24

no

see ya tuesday / 10

Attached: smack wins again.jpg (700x520, 115K)

The sheer power of Shane as he dropped the BIG DAWG like he drops dollars. Thank goodness the Miz was there to save his ass

The brand split doesn't matter, y'all.

Attached: 3e9fcd34fbbac217f70df8848d5a1059_crop_north.jpg (800x533, 57K)

It's pre-taped, most people already read the spoilers and saved themselves three hours.

death

Attached: 1552765579988.png (680x357, 189K)

I'm literally just here for Firefly Fun House

I'm just here for the shitposting and Braykino

Big Dawg going over the brand split

lol thank you based op for using my image

>pre-taped
that's what "in the can" means. It's what Bischoff would say when spoiling taped Raws.

SO according to kayfabe Brock is so powerful he needs to get dick kicked then hit with 3 finishers to take out right? So he is by far the strongest wrestler ever then?

wow nice. I was waiting for Hunter to put the strap on Julian.

is the Dean video package next week?

Damn, grandma Renee looking extra flabby tonight!

>every fucking feud is I R BETTAR THEN U NOTHING PERSONNEL

Attached: 1555374154914.jpg (576x432, 47K)

Spoiler It doesn't happen until the 3rd hour Spoiler

why is that taking up 5 minutes in the middle of a show

Not every one. Sometimes they sacrifice good wrestlers to Braum so he has something to do

Yeah, after he wins MitB as surprise entrant for a Rollins Ambrose SummerSlam.

Anything interesting happen? Just tuned in

because they have NO superstars and they've had NO build up

yeah, and he should be tbqh

CM Punk laid out Ricky O' Shea and injured him while taking his place in the MITB. The crowd went absolutely nuts

How poor are you?

>commercial
>5 minute Rollins video
>Braun grunts for 30 seconds
>commercial

literally nothing, glorified house show

Attached: 1545019836095.png (500x500, 30K)

read the spoilers droney

Ill take it over Andrade and Ali sorta having a match in a thumbnail

Attached: LzwGKWb[1].png (264x424, 136K)

House shows used to be fun because you got a preview of storylines.

I don't have any debts but I can't afford anything more expensive than 100dlls

Im playing Xbox with Wolfchad

Attached: 2019.jpg (2660x3980, 3.4M)

>Sixies
I am mad as fuck

Attached: 1555979409862.gif (330x166, 2.11M)

we 50 minutes in with one (1) shitty match

moderately but only because I left my old job too early and dont start the new one until next week AFTER an anime convention will drain my funds

Thread is dead af tonight

wow mojo is based now

I hope Sami skanks in. At least he's different.
Also Ska came before reggae.

BASED MOJO

Holy shit Mojo is alive? I thought they forgot about him

is this main event

Because wwe sucks fat cocks

So they gave Dean's story to Sami but don't change the beats so it makes sense. please just a little more effort.

ty based wildcard rule

i need more apollo

make around 22k a year. at least I live in one of the cheapest cities in the entire country.

What happened to his blue man group face?

Finna

Attached: 15568447513857.png (742x224, 27K)

how low will the ratings go this week you think? even taima has less than 500 users watching right now

those blue lines look cheap as fuck

Apollo ain't hype

I hope Mojo does well for himself just like his hype bro Ryder does now

Sorry, I thought you just meant the WWE in general when you said it was in the can.

Mojo is more worthless than Apollo. Think about that.

What the fuck? When did Nikki get so hot?

yeh wanneh pleh?pleh weth Nekkeh

Why is wacky girl normally talking. Shes also a really bad actress

Did they get rid of Nikki Cross' gimmick?

>I am one of the (((chosen race))), my lost luggage is your priority

She was always pretty hot.

NIKKI STOOOOORRRRM

Quads confirm that The Mojo In The Mirror will at least achieve mid-card greatness.

Wtf why is Nikki a normie now?

Nikki is not crazy anymore?

She's always been hot senpai

Nikki is smaller than Alexa? holy shit she must be legally a dwarf

lesbian angle?

Yeah they dropped it

Wait a sec...did Nikkeh just outsmart Bliss?

>they made Nekkeh tame

Attached: 1556064783008.gif (200x151, 1.74M)

Becky actually looks pretty hot tonight

So what the fuck have they done with Nikki?

>run those mojo mirror promos for a month
>stop airing them for weeks
>suddenly bring them back again for a few weeks
>stop airing them for weeks
>it all leads to mojo randomly coming out with blue shit on his face and squashing apollo crews on a taped go-home show

????

Who do you eat out tonight?

Attached: 1555460288051.jpg (2300x2531, 3.58M)

>sane Nikki Cross

Attached: oh boy.jpg (518x344, 24K)

>no one wants to be laughed at
>it sticks with you and it's hard to get over
based double meaning

They forgot she had a gimmick.

Is Mojo Rawley getting the push he deserves?

Let's find out.

please, for the love of god, please.

Make Nikki a calm stalker like Micki and then have her slowly go crazy lesbo for Alexa

no one cause I'm not a beta.

roll for sonya

WHERE'S THE WRESTLING
*clapclap clapclapclap*
WHERE'S THE WRESTLING
*clapclap clapclapclap*
WHERE'S THE WRESTLING
*clapclap clapclapclap*
WHERE'S THE WRESTLING
*clapclap clapclapclap*

My gf who else

Rolling

Rollerini

I'd be down for an Angle where Nikki is crazy to everyone except for Alexa who is like her bestie and she acts totally normal around.

in the trash where it belongs

Roll

fuck off Colby

giving my roll 200 pure tongue strikes to the vag

Attached: 1546087854889.png (600x561, 182K)

You should be on the creative team.

male nikki cross

Pretty sure she played Bliss there to get a TV match. That could work if she does shit like that and Bliss thinks she has a new loyal minion

OIM THE MON

NASTIES
A
S
T
I
E
S

Throw her in a stalker tag team with revived creepy mickie james

How poor are you?

Kinda hoping I get to tongue punch Bayleys fartbox while cosplaying Izzy and calling her mommy

Please be decent.

on the PPV this sunday

Baste bong kid

Fool. Jombo Joe's going over this year brother

Lets find out

>signing 2 contracts can't even get into the 3rd hour

Attached: 1541650017041.gif (200x200, 3.9M)

GIVE ME SOME FUCKING WRESTLING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wait when the fuck did Charles get put in this?

LIKE A LADY
BRAP LIKE A LADY

tfw no charlie bf

I can work with that.

Attached: xiali.jpg (201x251, 10K)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

GIMME THE FLIPS

>Nikki acts normal only around Alexa to fuck with her and make Alexa think she's the crazy one.

best in the galaxy

I had the idea that they should go full reality, and have the wrestlers compete for tv time and they could do whatever they wanted with it. Firefly funhouse would make sense. gimmicks would make sense. talk show segments would make sense. There could be a lot of scheming and alliances to hijack large sections of the show. It's what really happens anyway, it'd just close the disconnect gap.

Becky is gonna have 3 matches on Sunday with the cash in...
How many of them is she winning?

BASED raptie bro

Roll

Whatever

Based Pedo Lacey.

Attached: GIwlQ0G.gif (500x344, 917K)

come on charly

so if this Nikki storyline bombs she's doomed forever right?

Is Mojo becoming a Smurf or something?

Ding-Dong Diddlyroll

Attached: 1554741905292.jpg (489x695, 43K)

Wait people actually watching this shit?

1

i would take an eternity of flippy shit over 20 minute roman and charlotte segments

>that one kid keeps getting BTFO

Attached: 1553833535851.png (819x716, 563K)

Acting like they have any plans for Nikki and they didn't just throw her in a match because they're in London

rawl

mmmmmm i can work with this

Attached: undercarder mmm.png (517x416, 173K)

based becky 2 dimes

quints get

Roll

why they call her Becky two belts when they dont refer to them as belts anymore? Shouldn' tshe be Becky two titles?

Becky 2 flatbreasted

Based bex still over and still making Yea Forums seethe

>tfw get to hear Lacey's sultry voice

Attached: 1554013743103.gif (607x609, 821K)

Pitstop (pre-recorded)

Attached: images.jpg (265x190, 12K)

RATINGS GETTING BTFO

no nba playoffs tonight
what will the excuse be this week for shit ratings?

this is all so terrible

alliteration and wwe getting a trademark is more important than the belt rule

Why is England cheering for this Irish man?

still, should be Becky two championships. or Becky two titles...

So which belt will Becky lose?

Charlotte and Lacey for tag champs

Because he was trained by the Queen of Ireland Finn

Also belts aren't on the ban list anymore.

why aren't you?

I don't know what they were chanting right there

smackdown

BECKY TWO BALLS

I like Lacey.

SD, to a cash in

Please tell me someone gif’d Lacey’s weird mocking laugh...

Smackdown due to a Bayley/Naomi/Mandy cash in
She's gonna stay on Raw because of Seth's penis

thats two more than you

Becky missed her opportunity to shoot when she was white hot to get nuclear pops, now her promos are scripted af garbage and she'd be way too easy to bury at this point.

NEW

Charles is an awful promo

Stop giving Charles a mic.

I guarantee 90% of the audience can do a better WOO than Charlotte. That is truly awful.

Becky having the best promo Lacy doing pretty good Charles sounds labored and too open to "What" chants

Fixing to roll

Christ this is awful
not even weed can make this bearable

this show blows

Some people can't woo

worked and seething

Rollin'

p-p-pedo lacey?

Attached: 6mup3y3ophd21[1].png (646x595, 280K)

Did Cesaro call Rey 5'9"?

That's really generous, Cesaro.

>Raw has been on for over an hour and thirty minutes
>First gamethread still bumping
kek

Lorr

Oh no

lol edrones dropping like flies

fuck