ITT: times you green misted people irl
ITT: times you green misted people irl
Levi Perry
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Jose Hernandez
I went to the restroom and got a little bit of pee on my hand, shook it off then didnt wash my hands before shaking someones hand
Hunter Martinez
Jack Barnes
I was on a date and when the girl went to the rest room I got a mouth full of poison and when she came out I went to the bathroom and put green food dye in it then on the way back to the table I tripped because I didn't tie my shoes so well so when I tripped the poison mixed with the green food coloring and as I fell I said "owww I tripped!" and as I was making the PP sound in Tripped it misted out of my mouth and onto my face
Brody Gonzalez
Had to take a drama class in highschool, played the don't laugh spitwater game.
Put some dye in it, loaded it up. Didn't even wait for a joke.
Jabroni didn't even know what hit him.
Hudson Hill
>food dye
Niggas really out here not naturally producing green mist
Kevin Reed
>his mist is green
Lose weight. It should be red naturally. Unironically get some sunlight too.
Parker Johnson
Where'd you get the poison? You got poison glands, you liar?
Luke Peterson
sorry officer i didnt realize i was on fucking trial here
where do you think i got it you retard i got it from the poison bottle i keep around my neck dumbass maybe try thinking for once
Noah Wright
>officer
>trial
Kayden Bell
>americans think the world revolves around them
In Canada, our equivalent of your "judge" is called a "Trial Officer"
Brody Ramirez
>His mist isn't purple
Literal virgin detected.
Logan Martinez
it should be red user if you have a blueish purple hue you're getting too much iron
Blake Baker
>a fucking leaf thinks his land is relevant
go drink some syrup, faggot.
Justin Harris
Guys, my mist is black. Should I be worried?
Zachary Gonzalez
Yesterday night I white misted ya mom's pussy
Luis Morales
I got drunk and puked out the window of a car but the back window on the same side was open and it rained on the guys in the back seat
Thomas Miller
I've been watchin rassling my entire 30 yr old life and I know pretty much all there is to know about the business but I still don't know how they do the mist. I don't even want to look up the answer cause it's the only magic left for me.
Chase Morgan
>be me
>at a bar near a college
>see cute chick
>look at her adams apple, shoulders, and crotch
>relieze its a trap
>buy her a drink
>talk to her
>take her home
>suck her dick
>nuts in my mouth
>spit it in her face
>face fuck her
>nut on her already jizz covered face
>lick it clean
Samuel Baker
I was driving down the A40 and I saw world of mist. I thought, "world of mist? Imagine that it is a world made out of mist" So, I ran on in but it was just a shop. Just some shop that sold vials of poison mist. The world of mist man came up to me. He wasn't made of mist. He was just all skin, hair, Spandex and slanty jap eyes. He said, "can I help you?". I looked at him and went, "I thought this would be a world made out of mist". He asked, "How would that work?". I looked around for a bit and said, "Well, the little glass vials can be tipped on their side so they can be like a translucent cave and well the mist can float at the end of the running taps in the toilets like the mist at a waterfall". He said, "get out" and misted me right between the eyes.
Charles Martinez
>Not treating traps as girls with just one hole
that's what makes traps gay
Cooper Johnson
>In Canada, our equivalent of your "judge" is called a "Trial Officer"
No they aren't you fucking moron.