Wow so he's just Bray Wyatt again.... but with a mask. what a waste of a kino gimmick he had going these last few weeks

wow so he's just Bray Wyatt again.... but with a mask. what a waste of a kino gimmick he had going these last few weeks

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Slipknot still tours?

Fuck

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That looks fake, bro

OH NO NO NO NO

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Rumbling Grab it is already dead. Why get a tat of a gimmick woth sn extremely short shelf life?

>they saved the reveal from a months long promo for a taped raw where people would know hours in advance

every week they continue to surprise me

They deserve it.

>expecting WWE to not fuck it up
yikes

Vince would make sigmund Freud's brain explode

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>in essence

Freud would spot a lying showman in a moments notice. One showman can easily spot another showman in a instant.

Why does he wear the mask?

Honestly? Looks fine to me.

Maybe it'll be a new generation of Kane. I love Bray overall. I'll miss the creepy Hillbilly but hey that's fine.

Then again, Vince is awful and can't come up with ideas worth for shit.

>Viking Experience

ANUS

IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT MILKS THE PROSTATE!

What do you think his favourite album is? I'm gonna guess Iowa.

WE ALL GOT LEFT BEHIND

I didn't know Death Grips was a fan.

a lot of the imagery in the early Wyatt Family main roster vignettes was very Iowa era Slipknot

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So he is psycho clown or pagano?

Which one is the fat clown that never wins?
That's him.

>eunuch pose
learn to stand at attention, my dude

So what was the point of that other gimmick

When did this happen?

Hours ago in the UK, Raw is taped tonight.

so the gimmick is that hes an evil clown in the ring and a happy go lucky person on his children show?

So, he's back to being Axel Mulligan?

yikesy wikesy

Anything even slightly good WWE produces is entirely accidental and it's only a matter of time before they come back around to ruining it.

Better than just Bray Wyatt in drag

I agree with this.

I push my fingers into my eyes

>Remember when The Joker ripped off his own face and wore it as a mask 8 years ago and everyone thought it was super cringy and tryhard? THAT'S THE LOOK I WANT

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Kind of like this website.

Better than more niggers, so I'm fine with it.

Yeowy wowy is a good catchphrase and I'm excited for nubray.

Doink?

Hold your horses son we haven't seen it in action yet, there might also be a lot more FtFh before they show off.. this, in an actual WWE Ring

No I don't, because I've had sex

Bray tried this gimmick on FCW before and Dusty told him to fuck off lmao

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>Remember when The Joker ripped off his own face and wore it as a mask
no ya funna pinhead

Sweet Tooth gimmick....
I'll give it a shot.

A-Are we still really glad to be frens?

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The "heal" part is the typical kid's show host archetype, and the "hurt" part is the evil version. He can switch between Mr. Rodgers or Bozo the Clown at will now.

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>He can switch between Mr. Rodgers or Bozo
people actually get paid to write this shit

vince will be cashing on the killer clown gimmick because of "It".
Bray will be pushed as a main eventer and probably win the intergalactic title then immediately drop it after the "IT" fad goes away

Christ, has it really been that long?

You post on asp dont act like live action comics like wrestling is any better than print comics

They have a new album coming out this year actually

>American Nightmare

Thath my thonth gimmick, Daddeh

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Vince will lose interest and this gimmick will get Stardusted into Main Event tags with The Ascension well before It 2 even hits theaters in September.

>death of the family
based
>endgame
cringe

The more original members they lose the less I give a shit, I was already out when Joey was gone but hearing the reason Craig split was the final nail in the coffin for me. Fuck Corey and fuck Shawn.

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>Ripping off Paul Gray's look after he died
>now ripping off Clown's look as they have a new album on the way

Actually meant Chris and not Craig, no one ever cared about Craig.

lol no you haven't
quit lyin

yeah I was pretty disgusted when I heard how Joey got kicked out and the reasoning behind it, and now hearing they have been jewing Chris Fehn out of money has been super disappointing too. Clown is basically the last original and from what I gather he rules with an iron fist when it comes to the business side of the band.
Same thing Kerry King did to Dave Lombardo in Slayer for years as well. Relentlessly fucking him out of money and just being a total Jew about it.

Why did Craig split?

>months long promo
It’s been like 3 weeks you ADHD fuck

I made a mistake and fixed it in , but if Craig left too I doubt anyone would notice.

Only the funhouse part, the teasers ran for months

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The vignettes with the cardboard box started in April, m8

All I know is that theyre gonna run that "yowie wowie" thing into the ground by having him say it at least once every single time he shows up

i think thats the point

I'm sure it had to be at least March, this was the fourth funhouse clip and the vignettes ran for several weeks before that

>All I know is that theyre gonna run that "Won;t you be my neighbor" thing into the ground by having him say it at least once every single time he shows up
>All I know is that theyre gonna run that "Mickey Mouse Club song" thing into the ground by having him say it at least once every single time he shows up
>All I know is that theyre gonna run that "Blue Skadoo, we can too!" thing into the ground by having him say it at least once every single time he shows up
>All I know is that theyre gonna run that "Swiper no swipey!" thing into the ground by having him say it at least once every single time he shows up

Yeah, you don't get it.

the videos with the box started the raw after mania

>knowing their names
Kek what a faggot

Huh, seems like it. I guess it felt longer because they kept playing these several times on every show

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WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

Bray wins again

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You faggots don't get anything

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>Bray has a new look it sucks! kino gimmick ruined!
>t. AEW cuck

this still has potential to be something big. dont knock it yet.

Is there really any other choice?

>The Joker ripped off his own face
That's not what happened.

We have a local guy that does this exact gimmick but calls himself the Never-Ending Nightmare.

Didn't Joey get fired because Corey and the other members couldn't stand his drinking and partying?

I feel like...if the current target audience barely knows who Slipknot is anymore, then they aren’t gonna know a thing about Mister Rodgers. Doesn’t make it any less kino though. Atleast they took the chance. Here’s hoping it doesn’t lead to once again cucking Bray and everyone who actually wants it remain compelling for more than a few months.

Lies.
He developped a neurological disorder (not related to drinking & drugging btw) that was fucking up his ability to keep laying drums. He needed time off to heal and wanted to come back. Instead they fired him.
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He got fucked and a lot of the decision was likely down to Clown who was always known to be jealous of Joey because he was a far better drummer than Clown could ever be.

subliminal verses>iowa

That's a hot take for sure user, everyone is entitled to their opinion of course.
But the correct answer is actually;
Self-Titled>All Hope is Gone>Iowa>Vol.3>Gray Chapter

What a faggot, not even the band likes Vol 3.

Mate.Feed.Kill.Repat

No. How are you this retarded? He has multiple personalities.

jeeze, I mean it's a cool design but people should really wait to get tattoos of stuff until it has time to build. Like what if Bray came out that FFH was really subliminally racist or something.

how is a doll, a bird and a rabbit racist?

this faggot just needs to quit doing spooky stuff and try to reinvent himself for real

YOWIE WOWIE

yeah because that worked for carder

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you mean Carder worked you

What did you expect you dummy?

>spot-on analysis, OP

>he's just Bray Wyatt again
he always was you idiot, just because he changed his gimmick doesn't mean he will also change his name.

OP just got fucking ethered

>he always was

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guy is SO BAD

So bad that his segments are literally the only reason to bother watching raw, and get hella views on jewtube. Cope

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He already tried these "original" gimmicks beforeThe he goes to the ring and he is not capable to defend himself

Okay whatever but let's address the REAL question here.
Bo Wyatt when???

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>No Dimes Seth and No Push EC3 watch over No Hope Husky

Isn't Abyss a producer now? Could be his idea with the whole monster when he puts on the mask

Already happened. youtube.com/watch?v=5eAZyXdOavU

>the tna crew is on wwe now
holy shit trippple nose is making his own group of YES men

Main event mafia when?

t-shirt is fine

oh god

>"Swiper no swipey!"
Swiped no swipING you boomer retard

>thumbnail spoils it
why

If Vince was just acting, the company wouldn't be in the fucking ground.

>caring about slipknot post iowa
Crinfe
Actually before I forget was based and duality rest of Vol 3 onwards is meh as fuck

Spotted the fag

God forbid he try something new.

You just called yourself cringe by your own standard.

>caring about slipknot ever
yikesola

click bait

rent free

It did.

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couldn't they at least get a mask that fits the face better?
that one looks too big.

It looks fine

Based

>people were hyped for this shit

LMAO its BRAY WYATT who cant wrestle for shit and cut the same shitty promo for years

>Swiped
Faggot

He can wrestle and the promos are skripted.
I don't care about him but he is in the same cage like the rest of the talent.

>can wrestle
>never puts on a memorable match

>Bug projector in the ring wasn't memorable
>House of Spooks wasn't memorable
>John Cena steel cage match wasn't memorable
>The biggest Yes Chant Bryan ever got when he turned on Bray wasn't memorable
>Slightly smarkier, but the Wyatts vs. Shield matches were some of the Shield's best work
user pls

>all shit matches and only moments

thanks for proving my point

Yikes, I don't regret my tattoo as much anymore.

You said memorable, not good. Also the threeways versus the Shield were about as good as WWE can manage to be.

>wrestling is about the inring

PURE
STRIKES

>My gimmick can be turned on and off at will

It's ok I guess when Matt Hardy does it cause he's an older star

Bray is a subliminal verses kind of guy.

snyder written by the joker is always going to be cringe user.

i don't know what you've been smoking.

>the new NXT theme is by Slipknot
>Bray immediately gets a Slipknot gimmick

Really makes me think lads

A T-shirt you can take off =/= a permanent stamp on your forearm.

yowie wowie

this was my first thought, i wonder how sting feals...

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>what a waste

Welcome to WWE.

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>Getting a tattoo of a gimmick that was always bound to be shelved quickly
I genuinely hope this is real

Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask

based bray working simps into thinking he's the old bray when he clearly is something completely different

god forbid someone try something new

Who's his first feud? Keep it to Raw.

Rollins? AJ? Finn (kek)?

It seems more like a Joseph Parks/Abyss type deal.