Tonights Raw Spoilers

*MizTV with Roman Reigns ends up with Elias and Shane McMahon coming out. Bobby Lashley joins in on an attack, leading to…

* The Miz and Roman Reigns defeated Elias and Bobby Lashley by DQ after Shane McMahon interfered.

*Mojo Rawley pinned Apollo Crews.

*They do the double contract signings. It ends up with Charlotte Flair and Lacey Evans teaming to put Becky through a chair.

*Baron Corbin defeated Ricochet.

*Rey Mysterio and Cesaro get into it backstage after Cesaro jokes that Dominick looks like Samoa Joe.

*Nikki Cross won a Fatal Four Way against Natalya, Dana Brooke and Naomi.

*Rey Mysterio defeated Cesaro.

*The latest Firehouse Funhouse promo airs.

*Sami Zayn defeated Braun Strowman and earns his MITB spot after Baron Corbin and Drew McIntyre interfere.

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The absolute STATE of Braunetty

The only cure for collapsing ratings is more Baron Corbin. Vince really is trying to kill the company before he fucks off to XFL.

... Are you going to post the rest of the show? Or did Sami Zayn and Braun seriously main event the show? There HAS to be more than this, right?

>Sami Zayn defeated Braun Strowman
what a fucking simp

>miz and Roman team up
BASED!

>*The latest Firehouse Funhouse promo airs.
Firefly segment here,

twitter.com/bpsaywell/status/1128035927304101890/video/1

I wish I were in London so I could laugh at the people leaving the event. Imagine paying money and sitting for over three hours to watch that shit.

Guess Zayn is gonna take the crash test dummy bump at the PPV.

no this is it

No I am afraid that is it, there was a lot and I mean a lot of talking, time wasting etc

>*Baron Corbin defeated Ricochet.
Only in WWE

OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK??!?!? THAT'S IT? E-drones sat through THAT? AHAHAHAHAHA.

Thank GOD I made the switch to AEW already. Jesus Christ.

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Yeah only in WWE will the big guys defeat the flippy manlets as they should

How can so little happen in 3hrs?

Is Nikki even in the womans MITB? Why have her win the 4way?

>Rey Mysterio and Cesaro get into it backstage after Cesaro jokes that Dominick looks like Samoa Joe.

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Bliss said she lost her luggage and asked her to replace her in the 4 way, after the match Nikki set up a ladder and held it while Alexa climbed it and grabbed the briefcase. My guess is Bliss planned it so her opponents would get worn down but she won't. No clue on where the association with Nikki comes from though.

Reddit is seething so hard about Corbs beating Ricoshit clean.

Alexa has magic powers that causes every heel to become her lackey at some point despite her history of betraying them

Well consider that minus intro/outro and all the adverts its only about 2h5m anyway
then factor in about 55 mins of that is talking
then you have your "Wrestling" Entertainment show

Nikki glam makeover when?

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Yay lazy writing!

>People thought the whiny shit on fans Sami Zayn gimmick was being killed off after getting dumped in the trash by Braun last week
>Instead he shows up to Smackdown the next night and almost wins the WWE title
>Beats Braun a week later and takes his spot in the MITB

What the fuck is this booking

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>*Sami Zayn defeated Braun Strowman and earns his MITB spot after Baron Corbin and Drew McIntyre interfere.

Why does Vince hate Braun so much? I thought he liked big guys?

cause hes a beta bitch geek

holy fucking kino

>Cesaro jokes that Dominick looks like Samoa Joe.

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Pretty based, looks worth a watch

cringe

cya next week

Because Braun has been getting shitted on by the older guys since his first year on the roster where a fan messed with him during a match and he "ran" to get security

youtube.com/watch?v=4L7jq5cCMHw

Man even security is like "What the fuck?"

It looks very boring

This Raw sounds horrible.

>*Rey Mysterio and Cesaro get into it backstage after Cesaro jokes that Dominick looks like Samoa Joe.

Holy fucking BASED

>*MizTV with Roman Reigns ends up with Elias and Shane McMahon coming out. Bobby Lashley joins in on an attack, leading to…
>* The Miz and Roman Reigns defeated Elias and Bobby Lashley by DQ after Shane McMahon interfered.
ding-dong diddly cringe

this is the only part that interests me

He lived, bitch

>Simpman finally getting his comeuppance for torturing KO for literally no reason
LONG
TERM
BOOKING

How can BOSJ even compete?
Ahaahh holy fuck make the switch edrones

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I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "cancelled" or "this is a bop," I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. I'm SO. FUCKING. HORNY.

HOW LOW CAN THE RATINGS GO?

>No Bray until the 3rd hour and they delay youtube upload for a couple hours
If this wasn't a taped show I might've been stuck watching for awhile

Bray segment here,
twitter.com/bpsaywell/status/1128035927304101890/video/1

The beastie boy promo, taking lesnars receipt like a bitch, and complaining about bullying on Instagram probably changed his opinion on him a tad

Crised

Saving myself 3 hours of misery

I may tune in for the Mojo match iibh

Didn't Apollo Crews switched to Smackdown? Is he one of the wild card?

>Baron Corbin defeated Ricochet.
>Rey Mysterio defeated Cesaro.
>Sami Zayn defeated Braun Strowman and earns his MITB spot
!!
>after Baron Corbin and Drew McIntyre interfere.
Thanks I hate it.

Who the fuck even likes Sami Zayn

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Smarks, who are a sizable portion of the remaining audience of these shows, if only because of Stockholm syndrome.

What's he supposed to do here? It's fair game when a fan charges the ring or if Braun was in the crowd but he can't actually reach over the barricade and clock a sitting fan.

God this business is fucking stupid.

The fans who bitch the most who refuse to stop watching seem to love this current gimmick the most even though it's Sami Zayn shitting on them the most.

The reaction I see the most out of his fans is "Haha, what an amusing take, now let him wrestle instead of cutting the same promo twice every week" with a side of "WWE is trying to pass the buck on its shit product to the fans through Sami"

I like sami zayn.

I think a lot of people actually like him, just not his current gimmick.

Yowie Wowie, he turned into Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal.

Fags

So how is it? is it as bad as it sounds?