RAW LIVE SPOILERS: NOT WATCHING TONIGHT LOL EDITION

Tapings in London are starting
Advertised card:
>* Ricochet vs. Baron Corbin
>* Drew McIntyre vs. Braun Strowman
>* Naomi vs. Natalya vs. Dana Brooke vs. Alexa Bliss
>* Roman Reigns returns for MizTV
>* Double MITB contract signing with Charlotte Flair, Lacey Evans and RAW & SmackDown Women's Champion Becky Lynch

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WWE Main Event taping: EC3 v Titus O’Neil is in progress…

lmao

Imagine watching WWE in 2019.

Anyone else deliberately skip UK shows because of the faggots singing

based EC3 is a main eventer now

Lmao EC3 is gonna job to Titus Worldwide

That's the only thing making them watchable, though.

OP are in you actually in the arena?

I would skip them just because theyre always dogshit and nothing fucking happens

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Miz talks about his match against Shane McMahon at Money in the Bank. The Miz then introduces Roman Reigns.

based thread

>* Ricochet vs. Baron Corbin
Zzzzzzzzzz
>* Drew McIntyre vs. Braun Strowman
zzzzzzzzzzzz
>* Naomi vs. Natalya vs. Dana Brooke vs. Alexa Bliss
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>* Roman Reigns returns for MizTV
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>* Double MITB contract signing with Charlotte Flair, Lacey Evans and RAW & SmackDown Women's Champion Becky Lynch
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Reigns comes down to the ring but Elias cuts him off.
>lol wildcard

Half the building tarped off

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Kill yourself

Elias and Lashley ambush Reigns and Miz. Shane announces a tag match.
The Miz & Roman Reigns vs. Elias & Lashley is in progress…

I want to sleep just reading this post

The Tarpaulin's a wanker, the Tarpaulin's a wanker!

Christ this sounds boring. Unless they do something radical like have Elias wear a Liverpool kit or Lexi show off her bare feet, this is going to be a completely shitty show. I have never been so damn bored of wrestling in all my born days.

The match ends with Shane McMahon interfering. Miz & Reigns pick up the win via DQ.

So far for the wildcard rule tonight:
1. Reigns
2. Elias
3. Shane

>UK flag
whats the point?

Shane doesn't count
3. Charlotte

Wake me up when the Firefly Funhouse segment airs

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I thought Reigns was on SD now?

what's the science behind fat guys and being flexible?

Elias pins The Miz after a cheap shot from Shane to Roman. The heels run away and celebrate.

It's Corbin time

LMAO Miz is a fucking joke

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fuck off ya soft cunt poofter

WE SING WHEN WE WANT
WE SING WHEN WE WANT
FUCK OFF YA SOFT POOF
WE SING WHEN WE WANT

Same shit happens every week and you guys still watch

wildcard rule

IT'S THE WILD CARD AND I LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT MAGGLE HAHA

Where is the link to that pirate Russian stream of the live satellite feed?

rent-free

Strowman vs. Zayn, winner gets put in MITB

Whys ec3 getting jobbed out?

Annoying fans and spoilers are the reason I don't bother.
I'm gonna go to Chick-fil-A instead and do some shopping

Video package is shown for AJ Styles vs. Seth Rollins for Money in the Bank.
Braun Strowman is called into Shane McMahon’s office. Shane makes a match between Sami Zayn and Braun. If Sami wins the match, he takes Strowman’s spot at Money in the Bank.

he's ugly

Mojo wins over Apollo Crews

Why the fuck did you pay for tickets to this shit

>complaining about how people spend their money
Faggot. If he wants to spend it on dog turds I'd support him.

workes

time for another 3-week mojo push that goes nowhere

>watching modern WWE at all
cringe

Mojo squashes Apollo Crews.

>gets btfo
>w-w-workes
>t-that wi-will show hi-him

Btw Apollo was drafted to smackdown lol

seethe

He’s a jobber, that’s the point.

I hope they have a loicence for those tarps

Holy fucking fume

What are you gonna do about it?

so what's the point of the draft

Brand split ended last week

Thanks friend I needed a laugh

>What are you gonna do about it?
I yike'd

Oh my god that sounds horrible. Not even memeing why would anybody care about any of those feuds

t. buyer's remorse

Nikki Cross is backstage with Alexa who is struggling with baggage issues. It’s revealed that Nikki will be replacing Alexa in the Fatal 4-Way match tonight.
Becky Lynch is coming up next.
Women’s contract signing. Lacey Evans comes out first followed by Charlotte Flair and then Becky Lynch.

They do it because they're the losers that are too socially awkward to go to the football. They are trying to imagine what a normal crowd is like here.

I have to let you know that I am a professional wrestler, you may know me as Big Sexy
I bet you feel dumb now

How is Nikki new gimmick?

>another night off for the concussion rat
lol

Why the fuck are they protecting Alexa so much ? Is she one bump away from a career-ending injury so they want to keep her away from wrestling as long as they can ?

WHAT

You're gonna seethe so hard when she wins on Sunday lol.
She still works house shows.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WE FUCKING NEED SPOILERS ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT BOARD FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING INGRATES I DON'T WANT MY MONDAY NIGHTS FUCKING SPOILED

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She's definitely going to win this Sunday.

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She's an awful wrestler and is also tiny so can't make up for it by standing there being giant.

this. I also skip the US shows for the same reasons

Lacey rocking a UK related outfit this week?

lmao nigga hide the thread like just close your eyes lol just turn off the monitor bro

She's better than the horsettys.

who cares? it's not like anything unexpected is going to happen

She didn't work yesterday's show or the one before that.

>SJW shit
That's gotta be a no from me, dawg

Cagematch lists no matches after April 29th. Oh dear

Nattie is the only Raw woman in MITB who wrestled on those shows.

I haven't watched wrestling in 3 years but keep reading the results and shitposting about it. Fuck wwe

I love the singing in football. Too bad there wont be any good ones now since wwmeme is pg, they will just mute crowd if they sing naughty songs

Segment ends with Becky being put through a table by Charlotte and Lacey.

based

based

Dana hasn't wrestled since April 22nd.

>tripfagging
holy cringe

Based

>not knowing who I am

She wrestled Becky at a house show last Sunday

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Crowd looks decent, apparently being blinded by the lights again though.

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also Ember, Bayley and Mandy didn't work any of the Europe shows so far.

Ratings will skyrocket now, I can already picture it in my head. Becky mumbling nonsense in her ridiculous accent, saying 'plank' every sentence, then just being smashed through a table.

It's honestly making me consider watching it, but I don't want WWE to think they deserve viewers.

I hope that Dana thickens back up.

>implying I watch wymyn's """wrestling"""

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>not being lexipilled

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Firefly funhouse time. Bray greets us. The lights flicker and Abby complains about it. Bray promises to fix them. They go out and he grabs a lantern (same one he used to carry to the ring). Abby starts speaking in a deep demonic voice. Mercy is dead on the ground. There's several of him scattered. Children with lamb masks. Let me in. The door opens. Abby screams. Bray starts laughing. Follow the buzzards.

>white women
yikes

I just got kicked out of the show for being racist.

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DEH

explain

BASED

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THEY KILLED BIRB?!?!
FUCK THIS COMPANY!

>shitty old bray wyatt is back

ugh

rip Mercy

I was being racist and they kicked me out.

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>all this shit for normal bray returning

AEW can't come soon enough.

Don't tell me. You just brought a sign with some n-word writing right?

from the show?

>thinking it's going to be normal bray

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I shouted "I LOVE SUCKING NIGGER DICK" and the guard happened to be walking by

I fucking knew it. Honestly, they are completely tone deaf. It was blindingly obvious that people were interested in Bray because he seemed different. He's going back to the exact same shit he's done for the last 6 or 7 years. We've had hours of him rambling about being fat, fuck sake.

This is it, i'm honestly done from this.

footage or it's fiction

Oh shit I forgot that it's gonna be taped today. Thanks bro

Poor EC3

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What is it going to be then, please enlighten us, since you are the smart one of the pretend fighting section of the anime imageboard.

Reminder that most of the audience has already lost interest in Bray's new gimmick.

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is tonight the night they go below 1.5?

Based WWE getting smark hopes up before having Lexi win MITB again.

Baron Corbin defeated Ricochet. After the match, Corbin sets up a ladder but is pushed off it by Ricochet.
Mysterio and Cesaro brawl backstage after Cesaro jibes that Rey’s son looks like Samoa Joe.

Out comes Finn Balor with a mic. Great pop. Cuts a promo, says he's near home, general babyface. Interrupted by Drew. Talks about making a statement, says he should be in the WWE match at mitb. Attacks Finn. Balor defends himself but drew catches him and calls for a Claymore. Out come Anderson and gallows. The three give Drew a legit beatdown. Powerbomb through announcer's table. Powerbomb onto steel steps in the ring. Balor coup de grace. The three stand tall and 2 sweet above Drew. Balor says that there's a new club rulling monday night raw. Great segment.

cringe and fake

Were those two drafted or is WWMeme ignoring the wildcard rule again?

Cronfed

This is shit so it's true
This is based so it's fake

>Mysterio and Cesaro brawl backstage after Cesaro jibes that Rey’s son looks like Samoa Joe.
Fucking hell Cesaro

Detective Pikachu just came out and is Thunder Smashing Vince Macmahon to "I need a hero!"

Cagematch is wrong anyway, she wreslted Becky last week.

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It's not fake it's a work you fucking mark

If you know what smark means, you're a smark

Yo EmpLemon, why don't you collab with Schaffrilas anymore?

Bliss comes out. Talks about how low the ratings are. Says she has an idea to get them up. She announces she will give us all a moment of Bliss. She begins to strip her clothes off a little when Right to Censor comes out to a massive pop. They save us from a degenerate and lewd segment. Show cuts to a promo involving WWE wrestlers making wishes for non-white kids with all kinds of genetic disorders.

I don't know if this is true or not, but Cesaro vs Rey has the potential to be kino as fuck. Too bad Cesaro is heel and won't be able to do all his stuff, but that's still a great match in the making.

Does the new RTC have blue hair and dress like they're homeless? Is it led by Stephanie?

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
YOU SHOULD'VE NEVER COME DOWN.
I BRING THE DARKNESS I AM THE THUNDER
I COME FROM HELL AND I PULL YOU UNDER
I'LL MAKE YOU FEEL THE WRATH OF MY WAYS
I'LL MAKE IT REAL
I'LL BE YOUR END OF DAYS!

Out comes John Cena. He says he's sorry he couldn't give us a match at Mania. Says his career is not nearly done. Says he'll be facing the Universal champ, whoever it is, for the title at Summerslam.

Nia Jax is coming out now and his vomiting liquid feces everywhere saying that she's Becky Lynch.

Lars Sullivan makes a surprise appearance. Massive boos from the progressive crowd. He is wearing a nice buttoned up shirt and slacks and dress shoes. He says this isn't Lars speaking, but Dylan Miley. He apologizes for his abhorrent racist views and show cuts to commercial.

They should but won't. They're pretty much running unopposed tonight.

Bafes

Hey I'm back. Please stop posting fake spoilers.

Anyway: Out comes Hulk Hogan. He says that WCW folded because Kevin Sullivan was a talentless disgusting pedo piece of garbage. Sullivan comes out and says he has a new legion of doom tondestroy hulkmania. Out comes that fat fuck kevin owens in black face slapping hia belly. He gets a mic and says "IM THE NEW KAMALA". Vince says that match is happening right now. Hogan wins with the legdrop in 0:42
** stars

Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch come out to crickets. There is a bed in the middle of the ring. Seth grabs a mic and cuts a promo, saying that it's about time for a family friendly live sex celebration between the two top talents in the company. And since british television is ok with dicks, they dont need to hide anything. Both remove their clothes, Seth's dick is barely visible but it seems Becky has a penis too. Seth seems disgusted but goes for it anyway, kneels down and is about to take it all in when Jon Moxley runs in. Crowd chants who are you

I wouldn't bet against it. I think it's unlikely, but these taped shows usually do poorly, and last week was one of the worst RAM's of all time.

No Lexi no point in watching then

>Burying BASED Mercy to put over Abby
Fuck this company.

Women’s Fatal 4-Way match: Natalya vs. Nikki Cross vs. Noami vs. Dana Brooke. Nikki picks up the win.

Nikki Cross just won.

Tony Khan comes out to massive pyro and announces he has purchased WWE from Vince so he can concentrate on the XFL and all employee's wages will be converted from hotdogs to actual money

Jon then pulls out a gas mask and puts it on. The crowd recognize it's Dean Ambrose. He takes it off and then gives a lecture how about how many Jews could have survived the Holocaust if they had gas masks.

based

HOLY SHIT ANDRE THE GIANT IS BACK

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>burying all the women in MITB
Why?

>Nikki picks up the win.

Fakest spoiler in this thread so far.

>Nikki helped Alexa set up a ladder and Alexa took the briefcase

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Next out is Seth Rollins, he gets a decent reaction from the crowd and pics up a mic. As he's about to speak, out comes AJ. AJ tells Seth that he is the better man, and he can't wait to prove it. All of WWE will be the house that AJ built. Seth responds by saying he will beat AJ at MITB, then he will burn it down. The two men stare down each other.

>Braun and Sami match happening.
>Sami looking around for Braun, Braun comes out doing a funny dance and starts flossing.
>Sami joins in too.
>Everyone is flossing.

BRAUN RELEGATED TO BIG SHOW STATUS

This is legit
Obs fake

Becky Lynch comes out to crickets and starts cutting a promo. Chris Benoit's music hits. He's carrying a pillow. He puts Becky in the crossface and starts suffocating him.

>Nikki and Alexa teaming up
Based

GUYS, KEVIN NASH JUST SHOWED UP WITH THE NEW DAY, AND THEY DON'T LOOK SO GOOD. I THINK HE HAS A GUN

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>rawtists posting fake stuff hoping to trick people while also making it harder to discern which spoilers are real in the hopes that it'll make people watch their shit show
oh no no no no no

Good
Cult leader Wyatt was always more interesting than whatever this would amount to.

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Seth is out next. Claims AJ will be his biggest challenge yet. Says he has proven that he's the best wrestler in the planet and that smackdown may be the house AJ built, but this isn't Smackdown.
AJ comes out, says he had to be drafted to save RAW because Seth was crumbling under it's weight. Mocks Seth's knee problems. Seth says he'll see how good his knee is at MITB. AJ turns to leave but Seth tries to pull him back. AJ turns with a forearm to Seth's face Knocking him out. AJ picks the mic and says the only thing burning is Seth's time in the limelight. "Burning Down".

Don't be mean, this is the only time in well over a year that I've enjoyed something vaguely about Raw.

Vince McMahon just walked out, he's calling out this thread saying that we're good people and that he wants us to all fart in the thread and record them for us to be played at the end of the show.

What are you waiting for anons? RECORD THOSE FARTS!

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The Usos are running around backstage taking a video from their iPhone. They peek around the corner into the locker room and see Dash Wilder laying face down naked on a table. Scott Dawson is massaging him and they are talking about getting the kinks out from yesterday's match. The Usos are shocked and get spotted. The Revival jump up real fast while the Usos take off running.

Based, Next tag champs please

AND HERE THE BIG DOG. He says he raped the undertaker at mania and that his cancer was a work. Calls the crowd a bunch of yellow teethed marks. Goldberg is out and spears roman breaking the ring. Kane comes out of the whole and says cancer may not be deadly to you but I am and tombstones him into the concrete. Goldberg spears kane and poses.

Promo package for wwe be a star campaign plays

4 u Vince
vocaroo.com/i/s1fBgbtsKSCL

Uh ohhh, hot dog merchant getting grumpy dumpies that his desperate spoiler thread is getting ETHERED!

Rey Mysterio defeats Cesaro.

Cesaro defeats Rey Mysterio

Stephanie McMahon announces WWE will be hosting many Minecraft servers for all kinds of family fun. Looks pretty fun to be honest.

/thread

Backstage promo with The Revival. They challenge The Usos.

Val Venis defeated Dick Togo (w/ Yamaguchi-San)

Rey Mysterio and Cesaro fight to a double countout.

t. Tyler, the Creator

Mabel defeated Viscera and Big Daddy V

Rey mysterio and Cesaro's match is turned into a dance-off. Fandango is back to a huge pop to be special referee.

AND HERE COMES MONGO

so shes going from mickie to nikki now

Baste

Terrible booking. Togo needs the strap.

Rey Mysterio and Cesaro end up getting married.

Bradshaw defeated Mark Canterbury [Round 3] in a Brawl 4 All Match

MITB qualifier match to replace Baron Corbin who was injured earlier in the evening. It's Cesaro vs Mr. Kennedy who makes a surprise return with a huge pop, easily winning after hitting a Mic Check. He cuts a promo declaring he is Mr. Kennedy

>Elias and Lashley ambush Reigns and Miz. Shane announces a tag match.
>The Miz & Roman Reigns vs. Elias & Lashley is in progress…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

Here's a link to this week's Funhouse, it's obviously fan shot so it's not the best quality
twitter.com/089968Raph/status/1128036365839609858

The Usual Bray Wyatt Firefly Funhouse but suggests his in-ring return is imminent.
Seth Rollins hypes his match against AJ Styles for Money in the Bank.
Braun Strowman vs. Sami Zayn is in progress…

That honestly sounds like the lamest fucking angle I think I've ever heard of.

My god... uninspiring garbage booking.

The Disciples Of Apocalypse (8-Ball & Skull) (w/ Paul Ellering) defeated Faarooq & Scorpio by DQ

Braun is literally sodomizing Sami Zayn in the ring.
Everyone is applauding though because this is England.

Amazing Red defeated Reckless Youth in a two out of three falls match

Brakkus defeated Jesus Castillo in under 4 minutes. What a burial.

They show Alexa and Nikki making out backstage, when they see the camera Alexa says if she wins MITB they'll have a live sex celebration next week.

HORNSWAGGLE JUST ARRIVED AND HE IS ATTACKING BRAUN!

Main Event Announced

R Truth and Little Jimmy versus Daniel Bryan and Connor the Crusher

BIG DICK NICK ARRIVES VIA HELICOPTER AND IS FLOSSING IN THE RING WITH SUPER MESSIAH!

Tiger Ali Singh goes to a time limit draw with Headbanger Thrash in a 60 minute iron man match

He's cosplaying as a fat slipknot fan? Yowie wowie!

Yowie Wowie

Theresa May just DQ'D Braun Strowman with a hard Brexit. Sami Zayn is going to MiTB!

HE INTRODUCES A NEW STABLE WITH EL TORITO, LITTLE TOKYO, THE HAITI KID, KEMONITO, AND MIDGET BOOKER T.

New Day's music hits but out comes The Shield with the three of them wearing blackface and their ring gear. They cut a promo and cant decide who should wear who's gear so they strip naked and keep arguing. Seth says Dean should wear Xavier's gear because they both banged the company bicycle but Dean notes that just like Xavier, Seth has a small penis. Roman notes they both should wear Kofi's gear because like Kofi, neither of them deserved the title but won it anyway. Dean asks Roman about his cancer but Roman points out Dean isnt even employed anymore. Dean wipes off his make up and escapes to the ringside as Cody, Jericho, Omega and Young Bucks come out to crickets

nice now I don't have to watch that cringe show

oh no we're going back to that awful era where the first 15 minutes of Seth matches were built around,"AAAGGGHHH OOOWWW MUH KNEE!"

for fuck sakes

Christian Weston Chandler just appeared in ring and is macing Lars Sullivan!

Braun Strowman vs. Sami Zayn. The fight is all over the arena. Baron Corbin gets involved. Drew McIntyre too. Drew DDT’s Strowman onto a chair. Drew ends up picking up the win.

IT'S NIGEL FARRAGE WITH A STEEL CHAIR

>Thinking the works in this thread are a shoot

>implying they wouldn't be a tag-team
youtube.com/watch?v=yUhYPbcF2CU

>Dark match looks to be Styles v McIntyre.
>No Rollins at Raw barring a run-in during this one for the crowd.
Go home to MITB and Rollins doesn't even appear.

FIREFLY FUNHOUSE RECORDED BY SOME MARK IN THE CROWD;
twitter.com/bpsaywell/status/1128035927304101890

at this point wwe is so shitawful for her own good I hope she never sets one tiny foot in their ring again and focuses on something that has a longer shelf life like singing or acting.

Steph and HHH make their way to the ring, huge ovation. Steph talks about how she grew up in the business and how she became a strong woman who can handle the ups and downs of life. She talks about the storylines she was involved in and how they affected her. She then says that despite all that, there was one particular event that made her what she is today. She calls for her oldest daughter, Aurora, to enter the ring.
Steph asks her how old she is now. She answerw, and Steph notes it's almost the right time for her. She then says it was Randy Savage taking her virginity when she was 14 that allowed her to dance with the wolves and become the business woman she is today. Aurora is about the same age, so it's about time for her too.
Steph calls the entire locker room out and announces a battie royal for the whole roster. The price is standing right there in the ring - her daughter.

Bones made of jelly.

Didn't Rollins bitch about Lesnar not showing up for Raw? What's his excuse? I'm sure people were expecting to see the champion.

>Sami Zayn replaces Strowman at MITB on Sunday

excellent

Strowman puts Zayn through a table after he recovers.
Dark match: AJ Styles defeats Drew McIntyre.

yeah fuck it, see ya'll at MITB

That was cool

>Steph calls the entire locker room out
Including the women?

Looks like a good card, can't wait to see it for real soon!

welp, I'm erect now

yeah, it's 2019 after all and steph is known for using a strap on on her boyfriends

Enzo Amore just jumped the barrier and slid into the ring, followed by Big Cass. Security swarms the ring instantly, but big cass has a fucking seizure again and the blue blazer shoots a rope of cum wut enzo, pulling him into the rafters like spidermans web. As enzo soars towards the lights, enzo grabs his knees in a cannonball form, and 360 sprays fecal matter all over the Brits, but honestly they dont seem to mind. Cass is dead at this point, and James Ellsworth reveals himself as a security guard! He proceeds to kill himself immediately. No one seems to notice.

An ironman match between European champion Kwang and the honky tonk man is announced as the MITB main event.

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Why is this week's raw pre-taped?

Because if they were doing it live they'd have to air at 2 pm

based daytime raw

What does he say at the end?

Are you slow in the head, or do you like see a generic advert on TV and think it's mind-blowing? I am jealous that someone can be so easily entertained by nothing.

Ain't watching it until it airs

What the hell is your problem, you sick to come write this, seek attention of head and do the sex to women not man.

Taguchi vs YOH just went to a thirty minute time limit draw before they both realized they were on the wrong show.

Incel

I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "cancelled" or "this is a bop," I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. I'm SO. FUCKING. HORNY.

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>even the tarps no showed
Yikes

seething

leftists confirmed for sexless virgins