$60 Please

These guys can't main event anything.

Their whole carrer is opening or low-midcard matches, hell one of them was a jobber in WWE

It’s not about workrate or promos, wrestling as a whole is a niche industry. It will never be like the 80s and 90s ever again no matter who comes out, workrate talent or mic talent or both together. I dunno why people don’t realize that.

Nxt bleeds money.

Only quasi-true, hot promos will make you a household name over workrate, but it will be the work outside of wrestling that you propel yourself into by being a personality that will do it for you and define your career. Like the Miz for recent instance, or even CM Punk

Is this some sorta midget emo showdown?

Yikes.

Here is the unironic good match

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Based AAAchad

Again I'm not comparing workrate with promos, both don't mean jackshit when wrestling in the public's eye is fake gay shit. Even if somehow a wrestler emerged who has it all, charisma, in-ring skill, promos, look, etc., he will never be able to revive the business to its former glory.

so the women are already on multi matches

Jim Cornette isn't a reliable source man

Yuka is the real main event

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He’s not my source.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MATCH, FUCKING HOSE ME DOWN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THIS IS FUCKING HOT FIRE!

Dimes

At least the weebshit is contained in one match

>Jack Evans
HOLY FUCKING BASED!!

>Riho Abe
Fake.

>Abe

WHAT THE FUCK

Not fake
youtu.be/PEaBu3t_cVA?t=1248

>Ryo Mizunami
Holy basedola.

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They really used a decade old pic of Emi Sakura lol

...this is just a no stakes midcard tag match, it’s not supposed to “the draw.” It just has to keep the attention of the live card and help fill out the event runtime so people feel like they got their money’s worth.

What was the last midcard non-title tag match (from any promotion on Earth) that compelled you to purchase a show? I’m struggling to name one...

give a time code I'm not watching all this shit

I literally fucking put the timecode in the link so it starts automatically you fucking retard

tl/dr has evolved to “no attention span/didn’t watch”

Fuckin' cringe.

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how is this a bad thing? they won't be dragged down by shitty white women

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>I-I was only pretending to be retarded

>Puro twitter upsed about anything
More news at 7

Oh lol they updated the image

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why is there a chunk of that card on the left side missing?

i don't know any of these whos. i presume you get a free tshirt with the 60 dolla?

You get a virtual handshake DLC and a hotdog emoji

>NXT legit loses money
That's because they have over 100 people down there plus trainers plus staff plus subsidised accommodation plus an entire training centre that needs to be maintained that is open everyday and runs a huge electric bill and has ridiculous amounts of technology on 24/7.

Literally who the fuck are these people?

Fake news and dirt sheet conjecture.

>Yuka on the old lady team
Guess the rumours were true

>pushing fake news this hard
I don’t get you cultists mang

>observable facts that they have too many people under contract including trainers and staff for their buildings as well as facilities they constantly brag about that cost ridiculous money is conjecture
Grow a brain somewhere between getting a clue and gaining height.

>anecdotal evidence presented as fact
puh-lease. fake news.

Reminder this Chad took AJ Lee's virginity after she friend-zone'd Jay Lethal.
Based reverse cuck handsome Greg.

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That match is absolutely based. Angelico is the most underrated guy in the world. Jack Evans is a great flippy heel, and the Best Friends are a perfectly fine tag team that can work with anyone and don't look like geeks when they lose.

Shame Yak and Angelico aren't keeping the Los Gueros Del Cielo name though.

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Don't know any of these women

this is some Impact tier shit

Chuck Taylor is the janetty of the Indies.

This is a massively underrated Best Friends episode. Jack was great in this.

That's pretty much his entire gimmick, starting around the time that he said that he was going to retire in 2015. He's basically a three star ring general that fucks around and doesn't take himself seriously at all, unlike Cody.

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Except they'll actually give an effort to have a good match whereas in SIMPACT they'd phone it in.

jack evans is the flippiest

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be nice to charles t

Based. Who wouldn’t fuck Trent(?)?

I've been looking for that LU clip where he's walking on his hands down the steps, and then someone kicks him and he basically falls down them like a slinky. Maybe it was one of the Aztec Warfares.

>sonic the hedgehog spin attack IRL

>Here's your $60 PPV bro
Hello taima.tv

Hot dogs arent free, dude

PS: Angelico is pretty based

this match is based if ya actually enjoy wrestling

I would let Trent? do anything to me.

Reminder if you use Taima you are a wewtist cuck faggot jew nigger muslim liberal beta

Is it confirmed to be $60? Too high. Should've been 19.95 - 29.99

>Is it confirmed to be $60
It's not. But I will be told I am coping and seething and so on.
No, 60 bucks has not yet been announced by AEW, they have so far announced only UK pricing.

Worked and seething

well you aew cultists keep saying the tv show is confirmed when it is not so it’s hard to take anything you say seriously

unironically the best match on the card

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CRINGE

>Yea Forums is mad that a PPV dares to have a midcard
You already have your main events that sold out the show. It's a brand new promotion trying to build it's own stars, so why would you not want to put your newer guys in the midcard to get them in front of a new audience? That's how you build talent and recognition. Why does Yea Forums seem to think main event draws just poof into existence from nowhere?

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>John liking anyone without slant eyes, even ironically
What the fuck?

how come aew is losing all their momentum lads? I mean all the threads tonight are about wwe

I like Angelico and Jack so I'm fine with this.

Pandering to his followers for likes.
He stands for nothing.

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On one hand, Jack Evans is based.
On the other, Chuch Taylor is cringe.

Shave your unibrow

Have sex

He only stopped taking things seriously once it was obvious that he had no talent or aptitude for pro wrestling.

stop crying

These aren't tears, these are your mom's pussy juices after I wrecked her from my intense pussy-eating.

Based necrophiliac

Still main evented a New Japan show in a sold out Takamatsu City Gymnasium.

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based

He wasn't the draw, so I don't care.

aw yeh nigga

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Is Aja kong the Jap taker at this point?
Based AEW not buying into Womeme wrestling

>not being able to afford 60$

yikes get your life together.

the ONLY match worth watching is Lucha Bros vs Yung Bucks

8/10 made me reply

For me, it's Greg.

Nice easter egg with the bottom cards spelling "AAA"

>your main fans are neckbeard smarks that watch streams
They don’t have the money