Hey guys! CM Punk here (or you can just call me Phil). Heard you were big fans. That's cool...

Hey guys! CM Punk here (or you can just call me Phil). Heard you were big fans. That's cool. Be sure to check out Cage Fury Fighting Championships (CFFC) on May 17th to hear me call the action. Or stop by and get a picture.

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If this reallg

>call the action
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO COCK MAGNET PHILLIP MENDEZ TOO SCARED TO FIGHT

If true. Big

First question

Are you worried the wrestling world will realize you cannot real fight and boo you?

2nd why AJ Lee ? She is a 5 at best.

Thanks, See 'Em Felipe. You're the best (in the world)

It is real. - Phil
Im not scared to fight. Meet me in the octagon anytime. Or come by my gym.
Dont care about the wrestling world.

>LARPing as Punk to make fun of him to look cool for Yea Forums
Punk Derangement Syndrome

Hey guys its ME : your boy Baron Corbin right here. AMA ill be here all night folks :D haha

hey Yea Forums it's ya boy brock lesnar here, all of you are faggots. Don't ask me shit.

Hey guys Beck Lesnar here. Heard you were big retards. That's cool. Be sure to check out Nigger Shit Anus Fart (NSAF) on February 30th to hear me shit my pants. Or stop by and get a picture.

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Also, Yea Forums, don't forget to check out my new movie called Girl on the Third Floor at the Overlook Film Fest

niggernigger

Disregard that, I suck cocks. ÆIOU nigger shit ass bitch fuck

No thanks, you cringey atheist comic book reading fag

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>It is real. - Phil

Haha. Awesome. I actually am a big fan Phil.
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>Im not scared to fight. Meet me in the octagon anytime. Or come by my gym.

I could. You'd beat me up though most likely. No training and I'm not strong. Shoot.


> #
>Dont care about the wrestling world.

You should. But never answered my question about settling down with a 5 ?

321 N 76th St, Milwaukee, WI 53213
come over and say that shit to my face

Dimes

You realize that Lars was correct when he said your wife looks like 14 year old Gilbert Gottfried in drag?

on my way, make sure AJ is spread eagle for me and your chastity cage is nice and tight

That's not far from me but I'm too lazy to go check if this is real

Die in a fire you little leftie faggot

Google Maps shows a bank and a parking lot, so...

Oh wait there's an MMA academy lol, man Google Maps is awesome

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It's correct. Phil has so many dimes that he needs to live in a bank.