Itt times you worked people irl

I made a 70 year old USAF vet cry by telling him no one liked him because he was an diabetic asshole who told people what to despite being unable to do his job. He got me fired for "threatening" him. I got a 10k settlement and walked into a higher paying job 1 week later
you know people drink piss and it's sterile, right? It's like spitting in food. All that means is you consider your mouth is disgusting and unkissable.

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LMAO SEETHING WAGIE was it you that had to sop up my gallons of post sex piss

Another one
>be me
>post in working ppl irl thread
>post story about pissing on the walls at star bucks
>simp starts SEETHING

Piss is the opposite of sterile it’s what’s left after your body filters the good shit out and uses it

Also i have aids

Ewwwww ur gross

>Bragging about being a parasite and not having a job and having no money.

I take in $2450 a month in neetbux wagie
*calls you at 4 am, just as you’re hitting REM sleep getting ready for tomorrow’s soul crushing day on the grind*
>is your refrigerator running, user?

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>told my boss I'd finish my duties from home
>immediately stop doing the work
>mutual acquaintance told me to call and explain my side
>tell them to call for me and ask if the old boss is fucking stupid, it's been a month take a hint
>log into positions old email address and read all the angry shit months after I left since they never changed the password and never thought to try and contact my personal

you are thinking of shit. Piss is what is filtered out of your blood + water. If you have bacteria in your blood or kidneys, your fucked. AIDS is condition cause by HIV infection.You could've have said Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Syphilis almost any other STD but you had to simp out.

>URINE is sterile because it contains no living organisms, unless the person that produces is unlucky enough to have a urinary tract or bladder infection. There are less bacteria in urine than in tap water, for example.

no Im educated.

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>Having to clean my piss

What's your trick to working the government into a seething payout? I'm recently out of a job and wouldn't mind staying that way

...

yeah i'd rather have my mental heath and not be deformed. I make more than that reading Cracked articles, Sleeping and telling kids to clean my office.plus my gf makes more than me and has no hobbies besides spending money on me.

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Working an angle on some newfag at work hoping to get him to quit

I try that once hut it backfired i ended uo getting buried

Whatever you have to tell yourself to wake up in the morning, waging. Better get to sleep early tonight, you got a big day ahead of you on Monday after that nice *ahem* two day “weekend” you have here *bursts out laughing*

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>seethe count goes up

>mom tells me to clean my room
>say that she's a whore and that's the reason dad killed himself
>she starts crying

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when a bar has a trashcan in the wc next to the toilet i always get the urge to just pee in the trashcan and if i'm really drunk i can't resist the urge

I print off $100 bills and wrap my shit logs in them and put them in parking lots so people trying to pick up the money will hold my shit

i get overtime for going in monday. and i called out today to have sex.

>poster count doesn't go up

Embarrassing that you think that’s impressive enough to post. I get sex frequent enough that I wouldn’t need to ask permission if I was cucked enough to get a job.

>30 replys
>15 posters
The absolute state of this thread

Based

do you know who is better than both of you? Me. I'm a trust fund kid. Its like being on neetbux but it means my parents and grandparents actually love me

samefag desperately trying to save his shitty thread

yeah...i honestly wish i bitcoined myself into never working again but it's not bad.

Still got a free $100 bill, bitch

I superglue coins to surfaces and watch people struggle to pick them up

I worked ya

It’s not free cause you handled my shit and it’s not a $100 bill because I printed it off

>poster count went up

>try to get laid on tinder
>finally match with some obese girl
>tell her my dick is 6,5 inches
>she asks me to come over
>fast forward few hours, finally about to have sex
>she takes my pants off and sees my barely four inch dick
>visibly disappointed she blows me anyway and tells me to fuck off
worked

>irl

Looks like a bimbofied Stephanie in that pic.

Did you shoot lad?

i shoot blew my load in her mouth