Book his push Yea Forums

With all the free publicity Plebbit is giving Lars Sullivan, Vince would be stupid to not push him as a main event monster heel
Have him squash Kofi to win the title. Then give him an Uncle Tom manservant like Byron Saxton or a repackaged Lio Rush while he goes over every other black guy on the roster, including a retirement match with Mark Henry. Then finally dropping the belt to Big E or Bobby Lashley at Wrestlemania.

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Yeah lets alienate their few fans they have left who are all sjws, smart...

I can SMELL the estrogen, r/eturn to your home baby boy.

The SJWs are going to watch AEW anyway so who cares about them.

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Contact a necromancer and dig Dutch Mantel's bones up, then revive the "We the People" gimmick Jack Swagger had.

cope bugmen, hes your next wwe champ
>hail lars hail victory

/pol/ is equally as unwelcome as Reddit, Yea Forums is a Chadtrist board

I agree, we dont need /pol/s incel stench stinking up this board. Its bad enough we have to deal with skatefags but at least they know their place.

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They would still have sjw and manlet shit everywhere, dorito beards want everything on a plate and when they don't get it they boo the wrestler for 4+ years.

This, we use racism as a gimmick to get over here but /pol/ocks let it work them into a cringe-laden froth

Fucking this, newfags coming here with their /pol/ garbage outside Yea Forums especially from Yea Forums.

sends every minority,indie midget, women and AJ Styles to unemployment

retard foot fetishist gimmick. because hes a discount snitsky and hes boring as shit

I can't guys, he'll just have another anxiety attack

It will be a good way to have him face turn and make him sympathetic

worked reddit simps seething

We don't want those nazis watching WWE anyways. Let the liberals go off to AEW where they can be at peace with the other nazis.

/polasp/ 4 life ya seething fag
back to /wooo/ with ya fucking rapefugees pieces of trash or stay in your cancer womemegenerals

>Leftists are the real racist
Mental gymnastics that reeks of /pol/

Far-anythings are racist zealots.

the far right and far left both use Nazi like tactics so they're both Nazis, sorry I triggered you ya fucking Nazi.

he’s not dead you mouthbreathing mongoloid

based and centristpilled

>Black people are so inferior that we need to help them get jobs and eat
>muslims are stupid and don't know what's right and wrong so we must stand up for them
>mexicans are too retarded to immigrate legally, so we must let them walk through the desert and give them jobs

See, nothing about that is funny, just a whole lot of worked seething and buzzwords. That's why /pol/ will never draw a dime compared to an anti-PC satire angle like -HH posting, >Niggers or Nash getting Nashed in his Nash

Gets the Brain treatment except when he’s inserted into the title picture, he’s given credible matches and isn’t removed from them. Floats back and forth from upper-mid to fringe-ME scene. Think along the lines of like Rick Rude’s or Mr. Perfect’s positions on the card.

Any of you guys has seen the WhatCuckture video about Lars? I'm curious on their """opinion""" but I don't want to watch their videos

Youre projecting the inferior, stupid and retarded buzzwords because your a far right dumbfuck, that is not the same reasoning why leftists defend those groups. Environment has a lot to do with each of those groups behavior, an environment that whites created for much of those people. Who destabilized the Middle East creating a massive vacuum of terrorism that was regulated to the mountains of Afghanistan before muh war on terror meme? who has been using economic terrorism on the black community with welfare programs and introducing drugs into black neighborhoods? who are the ones helping the growth of the cartel industry in South America? WHITE PEOPLE

Don't watch it

Watch this instead
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lol, all those Red States getting worked exceptfor the ones with no internet.

I absolutely must hear your mental gymnastics for Africa.

let's just ignore all the other stuff.

A far right white dude calling an Arab a hate filled terrorist? oh the sweet sweet irony

CIA directly murdered or had killed several intelligent black leaders under the guise that they were allied with communist russians. Installed insane puppet dictators and warlords to ensure low mineral prices. Goaded civil wars in mining areas to be able to buy up land to legally mine Coltan and Diamonds. Pretty much the same thing Russia & China are doing to the US & Europe now.

>fantasy bigot booking
mega yikes

America isn't for people who want to live in an Arabic country. Go home Hamid Adbul Hussein Muhammad
>Also far right WHITE DUDE
bet your nigger ass has no problem with the Japanese immigration policy and you'll happily watch NUjapan.
Hypocrite incel.
What other stuff?

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They should have him come out to Blue Eyed Devils music, have him wear a leather jacket with a giant swastika on the back and combat boots, only attack non-white wrestlers and end every segment with a Nazi salute, and then the WWE announcers should claim he's just doing it "ironically".

He doesnt have an upcoming piss test so probably not

Seriously in those threads he was bitching about faggots that have anxiety already. I dunno how he convinced the company he wasnt dodging the test. The biggest reason was probably Vince being fucking gullible and not knowing any of this trend bullshit

"Uhh sorry Vince I got faggot disease its that new mental shit ya know so uh yeah I gotta go home for a while so I dont Benoit any of the niggers"

"God damn it Lars say something sooner what if its contagious? Its bad enough I gotta deal with Finn. Anyways get out and see Magic Johnson I heard he cured that shit anyways"

"Can do boss"

>keeps squashing people for the next month or so
>sd after stomping grounds, fatal four-way #1 contender's match for the WWE title to take place at summerslam
>lars goes over
>get to summerslam
>lars wrestles a decent 15 minutes with kofi before going over
>carries the belt for the rest of the year, running through as many faces as possible on ppv, including roman early on
>the rumble win for the men goes to a raw guy, so sd gets the elimination chamber path
>roman goes over in the chamber
>lars vs roman at mania
>roman gets his win back and title
>they settle the score in a stipulation match at backlash where roman retains

You idiots realize Lars is finished, right? He's costing WWE their sponsorship with Mars Candy. No fucking way they're keeping him after that shit.

>/pol/ will never draw a dime

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>bigot booking
Except he puts a black guy over in the end, giving the racist his comeuppance and getting a black babyface over who isn't some dimeless scrawny midcard geek like Kofi.

Either fire him or until his contract expires

Absolutely worked into a seething shoot

Not being last place or top 5 I see this as a win

You can't do racism in angles anymore, user. This is 2019.

Bring back Zeb Colter as his manager.

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Dancing gimmick, he's earned it.

MFW Lars is a guest star on Firely Fun House

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>Brain
Sorry, meant Braun

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Book him in a match versus every minority in the company at once and have him go over

Make his racism subtle, don't waste the heat in two weeks making scream nigger at everyone. Instead he should have another main gimmick, like being a smark and speak with a lot of insider terms, maybe call himself "five stars Lars" and pretend he's one of the redditors. That would left them seething but they would have to keep watching since they crave for attention. And if they give him reactions, the rest of the crowd would follow.

This thread is drawing dimes. A lot of worked faggotus in here. Lars confirmed draw.

(((White people)))

So Yea Forums is Erine Ladd?

I just want a vignette where he's eating a mars bar and says something like "It was so nice of them to send me a free box of these!"

I could give two shits if this guy wrestle or not. I lost all interest when he pussy out because of "anxiety" and was out for a few months.

Lars?