Now I see a lot of people online and in wrestling communities trying to tear down the old Snake with what they consider the "Worst promo of all time" but in reality we the masses have been too dumb to understand the level of kino that Jake was throwing down
>Everyone over the years have attributed the "You wanna play 21? I've got 22" line as being a sign that Jake doesn't know the rules of Blackjack
>In actuality what Mr. Roberts means is that he has a .22 Caliber gun, and that even if his opponent truly has the perfect hand he will not walk away the victor because Jake is vicious and will do anything to win.
>The line "Do you wanna play blackjack? I got two of those too" is then him saying that he has two actual blackjacks, a type of crude club used to bash people
>Finally the line "You wanna play Aces and Eights? I got too many of those" is probably the most kino of them all
>Aces and Eights goes by another name. They are called "Dead Man's Hand" because it is said to be the cards that Wild Bill Hickok, a famous outlaw, was holding when he was shot dead
>Jake is then implying that he has led a trail of men who thought they could best the snake only to wind up dead at his hand over the years.
It's time to face the facts, that even while ballooned off his ass on enough drugs to kill a bull, Jake Roberts could still cut a more cerebral promo than anyone else in the history of the business.
Now I see a lot of people online and in wrestling communities trying to tear down the old Snake with what they consider...
Jake... had a hard life.
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>bumping 5 hours later to cringe
Doesnt add up
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Every time this gets reposted I read it all.
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How can you not?
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This board is like Groundhog Day
It has a twist to it, but yeah.
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This board is like Groundhog Day
Jake the Snake Roberts cuts a wrestling promo by saying
"So, when you're dead, remember this: you're dead. Dead as in dead as an ape man, and dead as in dead as a boy."
"You are NOT dead as human."
"You are NOT dead as a human!"
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type this in and see what kind of crazy promo you can get from Jake The Snake
Jake the Snake Roberts cuts a wrestling promo by saying
"I know...they've been waiting for us!"
"It'll be all over when the ring bell rings!"
"There's no stopping it!"
"We'll see you in the ring!"
Jake the Snake Roberts cuts a drunken wrestling promo by saying
"It's been my pleasure."
The Snake's reaction is "Why the fuck is this happening to me?!" when he sees the audience cheering for Triple H to win the title.
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Now I see a lot of people online and in wrestling communities trying to tear down the old Snake with what they consider the "Worst promo of all time" but in reality we the masses have been too dumb to understand the level of kino that Jake was throwing down. A lot of fans believe Snake's promo is a gimmick, no one has seen a snake go belly down and it does not look like a human being as we see in photos he's been shooting himself in. In truth, Jake never actually tried to have his baby son snake out!
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Bix, Jake and Jesse Cox bump
Anyone else always read the OP in Jake's voice?
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