Hey Jay! Ive found a way to kill ourselves! Lets just watch Wrestling every week!

>Hey Jay! Ive found a way to kill ourselves! Lets just watch Wrestling every week!

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Death by a thousand cuts

But AEW hasn't debuted yet

Faster than Owen Hart falling to his death, it's WWE's stock prices!

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>I showed a group of cheerleaders my favourite independent wrestling matches and they said if I let them go they won't tell nobody

>inb4 Rich Evans mispronounces something

*cuts to rich*
>THEN YA GOT MISTAH MACMAHAN IN HIS OFFICE SAYING: WE NEED MORE MINORITIES FELLAS, WE NEED MORE BLACKS AND BROWNS TO MAKE GREEN FELLAS!

>yfw there will never be as funny producers doing bits like RLM for wrestling

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>rich mike and jay laugh uncontrollably for 5 minutes straight
>jay: this is borderline experimental
>cuts to rich laughing again

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Who is Nyla Rose and why is she balding? Wait, please don't tell me that's a tranny...

Is there an MST3k for wrestling, where guys watch old wrestling shows and make jokes and goof on how lame it looks?

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Whenever I see anything AEW pop up I hear Rich Evans squealing with laughter in my head

>So Jay, what did you think of All In?
>I actually really liked it!
>I thought it was retarded.
>O-oh yeah, so did I...

>rambles on about the storytelling in Okada/Omega IV while Mike bullies Rich

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I have that shirt too.

>So Jay, what did you think of WWE2K19 and Snickers presents WWE Wrestlemania ex ex ex eye vee?
>it was alright

N O O N E S E V E R R E A L L Y G O N E
>AEW Hires them as part of a Special Commentary Team for 2 PPV's a year
How does it go?

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Bill Burr on his podcast is basically the closest to that

Bill Burr talking about wrestling is cringe

This, he’s super uninformed

Ok, I won't.

Plinkett: One of most common complaints people have about WWE is that there are no stars or larger than life characters anymore. The 1980 and 90's was full of characters like Macho Man Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, Ted Dibiase and Jake The Snake Roberts. There are comparable stars in modern WWE, you might not have noticed them... but your brain did

Well he is a Boomer that only knows from 70s to Late 80s Wrestling

Becky Lynch

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Apollo Crews

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>Well Jay, this movie made me feel more violated than Kevin Nash walking down a dark alleway in the early 90s

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Samoa Joe

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and "The Boss" Sasha Banks

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FUCK THE PAIN AWAY

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Based Asukachad

So much Roman Reigns I want to gouge out my FUCKING EYES!

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>WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAAAACE

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>Well Jay, Wrestlemania is over, you know what that means!
>FUCK YOU ITS THE GAP BETWEEN MANIA AND SUMMERSLAM!
>Its the time when WWE dumps all their garbage recycled feuds into our miserable lives!
>MINUS FIVE STARS
>But Jay, didn't you hear? With AEW coming, WWE has extended the contract to...
>FUCK YOU ITS FOREVER!

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