Now on to 'The Man' Becky Lynch. The Rock understands what took place. The night you won two belts, you got down on your knees, put your little hands together and said a prayer, and it sounded like this: 'Oh Dear God, you see, my name's Becky. And I just won two belts. But there's just one problem: everyone still thinks that I absolutely suck!'
And then at that point, Becky, your house started to shake, the heavens opened up and God Himself spoke to you and said: 'Brie...' 'But my name's Becky...' 'IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! You are absolutely right. You do suck. But there is one thing and one thing only that you can do. You must go find the man that is simply electrifying. You must go find The Rock.'
'Oh but God, anybody but the Ro..' 'KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!' And then as fear went through your body, tears went down your cheek and menstrual blood rolled down your leg, your house started to shake again, the clouds parted and the heavens opened. And what seemed like millions... of voices said to you in unison, jabroni, 'If ya smelllll what the Rock... is cookin'!
Looking back in retrospect. The Rock wasn’t better than Punk on the mic
Jaxson Walker
>And what seemed like millions... AND MILLIONS!
Charles Johnson
The Rock's promos are mostly built around catch phrases. Punk's promos felt natural and conversational.
Isaac Stewart
Yeah. Really understandable why The Rock is one of the highest paid men in Hollywood and the other is CM Punk.
Brayden Allen
>Cringe
One will be remembered as the greatest of all time and be the biggest star in Hollywood while the other is 0-2 in UFC.
Face it zoomers... just another time the boomers won.
David Martinez
Well, the Rock has great looks, he's affable and he is charismatic. Punk is anti-social and looks like a meth head. Rock will obviously have an easier time navigating show biz.
oh man, can you imagine like prime rock being alive right now. He would destroy all those zoomer retard wrestlers
And then vince would make him a jobber for being too exciting and getting ratings
Brody Cook
The Rock's promos had audiences popping so loud that the arena shook. Punk's promos made people scratch their heads and go, "you know what, he's right. Why am I watching this?", and change the channel. Punk needed a feud with Cena, Rock and Taker to make him even somewhat relevant
Elijah Wood
Bases beko should die.
Christopher Rivera
God you’re so right. Sad!
Nathaniel Cook
Litty!
Brandon Collins
Really sold the Rock as larger than life Punk as just some geek.
James Lee
>le "Rocks promos we're just catchphrases" meme Because he MADE them catchphrases ya brainlet. Wrestlers these days can't get one phrase over, but he had about a dozen; how is that a negative thing?
Austin Reed
Dwayne's promos were based. Gif related was cringe. However the rape of Nash in the Summer of 2011 was based.
