Absolution or Absolution 2.0: Japanese Boogaloo?

Went from Absolution to Flabsolution.

Paige aged 10 years in 2 years

Shorter is better. Women cannot be ratings draws without sex.

1989

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an improvement indeed

I honestly like the idea of Paige being their mouthpiece, but they need to get some new gear to look like a unit. They should meet halfway, Asuka and Kairi should dress a bit more mallgoth, and Paige should have some wacky colorful shit.

>tfw your life goes from tragety to comedy back to tragety

> Paige is a heel
> her team are composed of two faves
> Paige can't even take a bump
This is fucking garbage, they can't turn on her, no one can touch her and all she's going to do is bring her team down.
Unless she sets them up to get taken down by passion and fire

I can see Asuka wanting more purple and black on her outfit but Kairi wants to be a pirate, how can you combine mallgoth with pirate?

>he doesn't know how to spell tragedy
uneducated twat

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>> Paige is a heel
She's not a heel.
Has she spoken finally on this week's SDL?

Paige hasn't been a heel in years, do you even watch?

Always the joshi wrestlers

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how many times must Asuka destroy Fire & Desire

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They're going over. She's a pin eater for Kairi now

>She's not a heel.

that was a heel promo she cut last night

It wasn't. Babyfaces are allowed to have an edge

Do we have a youtube link for that promo?
And was it the first time she spoke after she introduced them as a tag team?

She hasn't eat a single pin for Kairi simp

They've had one tag match together and it was vs local jobbers. Fatsuka will eat the pin at tomorrow's live event, Smackdown and again at MITB

Asuka has literally never been pinned 100% clean in WWE, not even once - which is pretty insane

Nia pinned her clean as a whistle at Survivor Series

Nah, wasn't 1 on 1 obviously and she was wrestling Sasha and they had Nia completely blindside her after sacrificing Sasha, that was tomfoolery

I'm talking about a legit match where she eats someone's finisher or whatever, with 0 distractions or anything

Yeah just submitted like a bitch three times in a row by the same person, kek

Yes Charles, we all know that

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>buried the 2 heels that just won a match clean with 1 of them in the MITB match.
>randomly calls them sluts while dressing the way she does
>Claims her 2 months managing them were the last time they ever mattered even though they got booked for TV and her girls didn't
>Gloated about how she changed WAAAY UP from them
>Talked about Asuka and Kairi like cronies similar to Maverick with AOP
Dude, that's a heel promo

remind me how many times in a row Charles submitted like a bitch to Asuka again?

None. House shows aren't canon

then you can't say three times retard

Paige should go for a full on geisha look to make her managing of Asuka and Kairi complete.

Wrong

They're so fucking stupid. No wonder they watch this shit.

Pirate + Mallgoth = dime drawing Jack Sparrow look

I knew it was wrong but figured id get more (You)s if i didnt fix it

sounds like a John Cena promo to me

>tfw Paige will never trick you into taking your clothes off and have Kairi and Asuka kick your balls

this god is so damn unfair lads

If WWE hired creative people like yourself and other aspies they could literally save the company.

(You)

i’m just here because i want to fuck asuka and mandy

>A sexual adventure between these 5 ladies would be priceless XD