>This actual masturbation by Paul thats gonna be on the Network
Even the comments is full "BASED NXT HE'LL SAVE US FROM VINCE", completely ignoring how Haitch shits up Mania with the longest match every year. Fuckin NXTDrones
This actual masturbation by Paul thats gonna be on the Network
Jaxon Young
Robert Fisher
Holy fucking cringola
Justin White
>HERO
To who?
Kayden Lewis
Leo Brown
ya seethe?
Jacob Watson
Henry Cruz
>HERO
you just know he told the intern that runs their twitter to type that
Carson Torres
LMAO is this real?
Nicholas Morgan
You wake up at 5 am to the sound of "Bow down to the, bow down to the King" blaring on your cell phone. You make your way to Steph's room but find a note on the nightstand saying she is out with "friends" again and will call you tomorrow. You head down stairs to make breakfast for the girls. The sound of "I love you daddy" pierces your heart as it becomes increasingly obvious the child is not yours. She looks more like Angle now. While the other one favors Cena Yet the 3rd you're not sure. Maybe she's really mine It doesn't matter, you just have to grit your teeth and bare it.
Hours later at the Raw meeting, you pitch a new idea and angle to Vince. Vince and Dunn both shut it down. You exclaim "Ratings are dropping Vince, we need to do something". Vince replies, "It's nothing like the poor ratings when you were champ Paul!". Everyone laughs while you cry a little on the inside. I'll go do my NXT stuff you think to yourself. The meeting wraps up and Vince asks you to stay. You cringe to yourself because you know what's coming. Vince says, "You know what time it is Paul, drop those pants". You do so regretfully Vince lubes up your asshole before making you suck his cock and letting him plow your ass. You hate this part, but after 15 years it almost becomes routine. You just grit your teeth and bare it.
After leaving with Vince's creampie, you go down to the company gym. Walk in and figure to get a good workout in, but you see all the weights have been removed and gym equipment has broken down piece by piece. You realize that Vince had the maintenance crew remove everything down to the bottom floor again to rib you. As you head for the exit to go to the gym downtown, you try to ignore the laughing coming from Vinces office as Dunn says "There goes The Game HAHAHAHA". You just grit your teeth and bare it.
Henry Howard
Paul's ego is ridiculous
Isaiah Cox
What a mark, lmao.
Benjamin Nelson
Are they fuckin serious? Vince better never die
Brandon Kelly
Finally you make your way over to meet with the NXT crew as this week's Takeover is the biggest of the year. You wanna go over a few things before the show. As you got the whole roster in front of you, the door opens Steph finally makes her way in, as Bobby Lashley is dropping her off. He slaps her on the ass and says "see you later slut" as Steph turns red Lashley looks at you, "Paul, hope you don't mind but we removed some of your items from your memorabilia room. Steph wanted to put a swing up. We dropped all the items off at the Goodwill if you really need them". Everyone on the NXT roster tries to contain their laughter as one of the female wrestlers has an audible giggle "Tha-that's fine, I'll go pick it up later" is your reply. You just have to grit your teeth and bare it.
Later Vince is trying to contact former legends to make an appearance at Wrestlemania. Rock is busy in Hollywood, Stone Cold is busy with his TV show, and Hogan wouldn't be a good move right now. You bring up, "Hey God Pop, I'm a former champ. I'll come out and psyche the crowd up". Vince says, "We know Paul" as he tries to contain his laughter. "We want a bigger star though". Tears build up but wrestlers don't cry. Finally as Sunday approaches, you know this is the night you can cosplay. This is what makes it worth it. You put on your Mad Max cosplay as Steph reassures you how cool you look. You make your way to the entrance and hear the screaming fans. Kurt's daughter says "Have a good match daddy!". As you walk through you hear Vince laughing maniacally as he exclaims "DUMBASS FAIL FOR IT AGAIN!". You don't care though, this is the moment that makes it worth it. This is the moment you live for as you get to go bury a successful Hollywood star in a fake fighting match.
Isaiah Ramirez
>people still think vince is only the problem
All three of them are the collective problem and all three need to go.
Anthony Garcia
cucks like JDFROMNY206
Lincoln Green
I enjoyed Triple H vs Batista. Acquire taste and stop watching male gymnasts
Christian Ross
>Hero
>Spent his entire career bullying people and asslicking to further his own goals
Camden Richardson
You fucking well know, one day this fucker is going to put the NXT title on himself "to raise its prestige".
Liam Howard
Haitch’s ego is insatiable, what else is new
Asher Kelly
It will only take one guy from NXT to become huge with tbe smarks and threaten his paper thin masculinity for this to happen
Mason Stewart
oh nononononono
John Gray
>yfw he Booker Ts Velveteen
>"Do a dance for me, Dream"
Ryder Sanchez
He legitimately has a God complex.
Jeremiah Reed
The absolute state of this lads self esteem
Brayden Cox
Can one man lay 5000 tarps?
Robert Roberts
This is peak cringe.
Logan Perez
Cult leaders would cringe at this level of self-fellatio
Levi Edwards
Sounds like something you'd see the Ai book in Total extreme Wrestling 2016
David Garcia
Notice how its airing right after Takeover, when people suck his dick the most.
Joshua Butler
optimized for maximum sucking
Jackson Nguyen
>BOSS
of a money mark vanity project, kek
>HERO
Hulk Hogan. The Rock. Stevie Austin. Those are heroes. Anti-draws aren't heroes.
>MENTOR
the STATE of your mentoring then as everyone you "created" (or stole from other companies) have been buried by the booking. which you're supposed to help them avoid
crigne and cuckpilled
Parker Cruz
Brayden Gomez
reddits favorite documentary coming soon
Jaxson Carter
GOAT
This cringe ass thread is absolutely fucking worked and seething
Jaxson Cruz
Damn sub-human redneck doesn't even care how pointlessly cruel that is. Some of that stuff actually happened you know
Jose Allen
fucking based!!!!!!
Dominic Mitchell
Creator, Preserver, Destroyer
Eli Morales
I booked that in a 2K game
Jason Gonzalez
>"This company will be better after Vince McMahon's dead", they said
Goddamn this shit is beyond parody, could easily be a sketch from The Office. I can't believe this is the timeline we're stuck in.
Camden Reyes
based big money hhh making autists seethe eternally
Dominic Cruz
>hero
What a fucking idiot. An absolute imbecile.
Wyatt Scott
Imagine being this mentally ill. Shoot up any schools recently friend?
Brandon Phillips
peak alpha chad working the dirtsheets and marks alike
Camden Butler
Hit it right on the head there huh Mr.Stephanie?
Logan Jones
Connor Russell
BASED copypasta