Why arent you watching porn?

why arent you watching porn?

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I prefer on/offs in Yea Forums

Because I'm not sexually stunted

im making porn right now in sfm idiot

It's illegal for it to appeal to my fetishes

warps your mind and gives you unrealistic expectations of sex

makes it harder to get hard for real sex

I stopped jacking off for a week, randomly DMed a girl on twitter and ended up fucking her four days later. just try it. it makes you more assertive and women somehow sense the cum/energy stored in your balls.

Can you make one of lio rush with bliss?

this. the more you immerse yourself in reality the more success you'll have with women
if you're jacking off to porn every night you won't even have the motivation to get a real girl

I rarely watch 3DPD kike produced porn, but the few times i do i just go on /gif/ so that they don't get a shekel out of me

>you won't even have the motivation to get a real girl
literally nothing wrong with this

Why do mongs repeat this complete bullshit so much?

Because it’s Ramadan simp

Because I get major fucking sex pussy from my HOT GF. I hit it like “ooh, aah, damn, ssss, oooh yeaaaaah” and then my bitch be like “UN, UHN, YEAH BABY” and then I spit in her eyes and I’m like “you like my spit bih?” and she like “uh yeah that shit good” then I pull out and I nut on her toes and I’m like “this little piggy went to market” yeah I get mad coochie uh huh yeah woo uh swag

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Eunuch porncuck schlomo pls go

may i see?

I rarely watch 3DPD kike produced porn, but the few times i do i just go on r/gonewild so that they don't get a shekel out of me

>then I pull out and I nut on her toes and I’m like “this little piggy went to market”

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Yikes

KEK

Don’t yike me ya incel

guys who have sex watch porn for a few reasons:
a.) they're in a long distance relationship
b.) their girl is on the rag
c.) their girl literally can't have sex (recently gave birth for example)
otherwise if you reguarly watch porn you're on the road to incel

Cringe

Brittany Venti told me not to

Because any time I go to watch porn I just end up jacking it to my imagination

Interracial porn makes me go like *pant* *pant* *pant* eyes widen when bbc stretches a white pussy *sticks tongue out* *times cumming with when the black gentleman cums in her pussy* AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

>c.) their girl literally can't have sex (recently gave birth for example)
this is true. most men get in trouble with porn after their wife just gave birth because it's dangerous for her health to have sex during this time.

Too early in the night being on the west coast.
The one where Aletta is sitting at a desk and the dude makes out and gropes her is so hot.

is naked Ukrainian girls porn?

based

I'd rather get a Tranny anyway

But I am...

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Were you originally planning on making a subtle "Sean Michaels" thread? Only to realize that Yea Forums would never grasp the pun?

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BASED!

Absolutely based

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What are you talking about? I make Joshi Wrestlers in Honey Select all the time.

make sure to take ya pills

based