SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD #2
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switch over to TNT, brother
the nba playoffs are on
We're not gonna need his for another ten minutes at the rate its going at pal
I’m watching “road to double or nothing”
>a second thread
asp ratings bump
>daniel and rowan as tag team champs
BASED
DBRY GETS TITLES
Holy shit. Actually based
>Bryan relegated to Smackdown's awful tag division
OH NO NO NO NO NO
WHERE IS KAIRI REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
based best in the world
even this yokel crowd is visibly sick of this shit
Rowan's such a lucky dude to have been given to DBry.
BASED
I thought it would be the Bludgeon Brothers
>drop titles on RAW to get the Smack titles
what a joke
BRYAN SAVES WWE ONCE AGAIN
fuck these island coons
>Team Hell No: Ecologic Edition
literal silence
RAW Superstar Wild Card Tracker:
1) AJ Styles
2) Sami Zayn
3) The Usos
4) ???
The Usos promos are bad
Usos count as 2
>loses the belts in the smack
>leaves to raw
>comes back for the belts
Ya boil little man?
Oh my god, just shut the fuck up already.
FUCK OFF ISLAND NIGGERS
more like BASED
>Usos as Smackdown tag champs AGAIN
please God no
SpongeBob and Patrick
Hope Vince ask Corny's permission to enter Louisville
>Spongebob and Patrick
VINCE GIVE THEM THE STRAP
>that audible laugh to "spongbob and patrick"
Fucking Kentucky
>superstar shake up
>revert changes
throwing jokes back to back
well they only have jobs because of the Rock and Roman.
Neither Spongebob or Patrick ever drew a dime. Squidward was the sole draw in that show.
>this shit instead of Otis
fuck off
this feels like a normal pre shakeup smackdown lol
where is heavy machinery
wow they just throwing this ppv match for free on a random smackdown episode
>Hulk Hogan has entered the arena.
Per Dave Meltzer.
Is it wrong I forgot the Usos had even switched to RAW?
Usos count as two. Fuck Vincetty if he pulls this trick
I can't believe I'm saying this, but give me Rapist Otis
Squidward was the underrated workhorse.
Spongecena couldn’t help but bury him.
lars?
wrestling shelton and jinder in the dark match an hour ago
trash
just got here lads, what did I ding dong diddly miss?
>live action Aladdin
God save us
LARS calls smack home already
nothing.
10 minute Roman mini-doc
(Roman isn't on Smack today)
balor looking real comfy
This is a wrestling show. So far there has been three minutes of wrestling in the past hour
I hope my wife doesn't make us go see that garbage
oh
this wildcard bullshit was a mistake. People like Otis and Murphy are never gonna be on TV..
>Finn two belts
fucking cringe
>implying they'll put the sd titles on raw
boring and predictable
the big dog isn't in the yard? see you all next week...
More importantly, there have been 0 minutes of pitsluttery.
good.
>Rowan teaming with Bryan instead of Harper
>drop titles on RAW to get the Smack titles
???
They dropped the Smack tag team championships for the "shake-up", but suddenly they're wild carded instead of Seff and Bobbo. Hopefully the Eco-Warriors win.
Finn has biggest bags under his eyes. Nigga needs some more sleep.
>Decide to actually watch Smackdown for the first time in years
>No wrestling ever shown only adverts and promos
>adverts during matches
>Music plays somebody enters and then adverts
How do you put up with this? I'll go back to watching all the Raw and Smackdowns in 2001
Nah, Heavy Machinery is feuding with Smackdown tag champs Daniel Bryan and Rowan soon. Bryan will cut promos on how disastrous cattle are for the environment. Otis will eat steaks.
good
Harper is sitting at home waiting out his contract i believe
crowd is so dead you can hear calls
that would be cool
Why does he want to leave so badly if they don’t want him to leave and just want him to hang back awhile?
>CHEESE?!
oh ho ho ho one more to go my simps.. one more.. tag teams count as a single spot.
End this fucking show please
>Hopefully the Eco-Warriors win
there is less than zero chance the Usos win because they are a Raw team
just tuning in. i miss anything ???
Would WWE be better if it was an anime?
record low ratings this week
>based Denny's welcoming rednecks and fags alike
Harper will be jobbed out for betraying the E.
I hate how the commentary just described the wildcard rule as superstars from the other show "being invited" when they apparently just show up if they want to and instantly get a match. It's kayfabe sloppy as fuck and makes it look like the shows have nothing planned and are lucky these wild cards show up to put on matches for them.
No it would be worse.
or they just move usos to smack with the titles
why the two cookies? wtf Burger King
it's called twin magic
I'm honestly just here for Kairi
just put her in so I can leave and do something else pls
Yep, first time I've watched a weekly show live since I was a kid, just been watching PPV and highlights for years.
What the fuck is this shit? I've seen less than 5 minutes of ring action
That's not possible, e-drone.
Any pictures?
This. Her and supportive mom Asuka.
I still cannot tell Uce from Uce
it is better when it's anime
based
Mella+Ember vs Sonya+Mandy is taking up the only women's match of the night.
No Jap&Slag connection
>Deiondra
>Jair
Why can't black people have normal names?
>Bryan will cut promos on how disastrous cattle are for the environment. Otis will eat steaks.
yeah but that would be based so theres no way they would ever do it
who cares? You don't get good wrestling at WWE events anyway.
welcome to the hell of modern wwe
Of course
more like the fucking Snooze-us
You got a problem with the new Dudes with Attitudes, The Earth Heart Kid and Bio-Diesel?
>I'm honestly just here for Kairi
if she actually shows tonight her match will be shorter than that Roman promo
Jay wears the hat
Any more like this?
Fucking seriously?
Record low ratings are true, holy shit.
I'm leaving
peace
Rowan gonna eat the pin
back to your cringe yoshicringe generals ya simp
Uso's win chance?
based rowan
What do you get? I think the Roman Reigns cancer recap was longer than these matches
I dont what's weirder, the sound effects of hitting someone in wrestling, or in movies
me in the crowd after Rowan kicked out of that splash
>Rowan kicking out of that
wtf
what happens when he takes off the hat
Is Vince punishing the women or something for the ratings? They've got no time this week except for that one jobber match with Lacy Evans.
HOLY FUCKING BASED
BASED ROWAN??
0%
Hemp tag belts?
Rowan really secured the bag by becoming Bryans monster
Needs to be the double splash
>Rowan looking strong
cool
>Rowan looking strong as fuck
Actually not bad for once
there has been 47 superkicks in this match
BASED
That would be based as fuck
I love Rin and her thighs
Beautiful art.
>not using Rowan's based theme
youtube.com
Is this the worst tag signature move ever?
Ratings have gone down dramatically since the women started wrestling seriously.
They should just bring the Attitude era back
>the best WWE heel stuck in a dead tag division
HOLY FUCKING BASED
ROWAN IS DIMES
It's like the cup game, just keep track
SHANE HEEL STABLE IS FUCKING REAL
>Mandy Deville
>Mandy Deville
BASED BRAY TIME
Why does everybody just stand in the ring doing nothing for 5 minutes at a time?
>Sonja Mandy
Mandy Deville? Has she finally come around and married Sonya? Is her suffering done?
Sonya will play that back for the rest of her life.
Sup Bray, you paintin?
Mandy Deville?
Cringe bray time more like.
What the fuck is this shit
I think it's nice mandy and sonya got married
Could be dimes.
>Mandy Deville
SHE DID IT BROS
I should have been invited to the wedding.
Who is Mandy Deville?
BASED BRAY
RIP RAMBLING RABBIT
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
Ya blew it. It supposed to be Sonja Rose.
I too watched Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, WWE Creative
>falling in love with a cartoon
don't even have sex, just fucking go outside and look someone in the eye that isn't a part of your immediate family
was rambling rabbit a homosexual?
It just screams pedophilia to me.
>still showing the bored, uninterested crowd looking at their phones instead of the screen
Why did they put a sombrero on the mexican boy
Is that the riffing guitar sound from Spongebob?
How the fuck didn't i noticed that?
THIS GIMMICK IS DEAD
I REPEAT
THIS IS GIMMICK IS FUCKING DEAD
RAMBLIN RABBIT BTFO
>making everyone watch ramblin rabbits death again
not cool, wwe..
Would a Mandy/Sonya married gimmick draw?
seethe more ya simp
>woman's tag match
>champs not involved
>kairi/asuka not involved
>random teams from MITB match
wwe fans wouldnt know he was mexican
hella ding-dong diddly dimes
because Vince thinks it's 1979
Considering the only women's segment that ever drew was Edge and Lita's sex celebration, I doubt it
Who is the most autistic wrestler at the moment?
I don't care. I just wanna see her
Bray "The Pedophile" Wyatt.
>playing Madden
> look over at Yea Forums get distracted
>forgot to pause
>look back at Madden
>2nd down & 49
Finn
>TFW could never watch this dog movie because I'd cry like a bitch the whole time
cena
No one seems to notice that mercy the buzzard is inspired by this guy who's gimmick is what inspired Bray's
Imagine falling for the womemes.
I got the Funhouse song stuck in my head now. I also for some reason want to kill JFK
Anyone know where The New Day put their time machine?
Shoot: Lars
Work: Otis
OH NO NO NO
bayley
bra and panties matches were always a draw
>>playing Madden
of all the cringe autistic shit i've seen on this board this is somehow the worst.
throw a screen bro
20 minutes later and Shane is still going
HASN'T ALL THIS SHIT JUST HAPPENED
I PUT UP WITH 3 SHIT HOURS LAST NIGHT AND YOU'RE JUST REPEATING THE SAME SHIT
Styles, Usos, and Miz are all working the SD Europe tour , which explains why it was them
>playing Madden
>in the current year
>Shane hangs out for 45 minutes
YES I LOVE THIS FUCKING FEUD
RAW Superstar Wild Card Tracker:
1) AJ Styles
2) Sami Zayn
3) The Usos
4) The Miz
fucking TOLD YOU simps.. TOLD YOU.
based B-Team getting some rub
Worst Kill la Kill
BASED
ayaya
god I wish I was you
>B Team beating down Miz
LONG TERM BOOKING
I pointed it out last night but the thread was too fast.
unlike tonight.
what did you tell and why do you think anyone else cares?
ITS HAPPENING
B-Team laying the hammer
Based big slime poster
Pic related was the most ordered VOD they ever had before they launched the network.
Nut guzzlers were saying the Usos would count as two which is silly.
FEUD OF THE YEAR INCOMING BASED MEAT BROS
ITS TAZ!
Why so much Shane McMahon?
OTIS
Ember Moon looks like she stinks
NICE MIC WORK
I would rail Ember Moon and I'm not usually into that sort of thing
>le every woman is a whore meme
maybe don't follow Twitter thots
the only anime I've seen recently is attack on titan, one punch man, and cowboy bebop so I've no idea who this lady is
JAYSUS LOOK AT THE BEARDS ON THOSE FOUR
all niggers stink
I think the exact same thing.
>womeme match
time to get more fries
Otis, but he's /ourguy/ so it's okay
Disgusting faggot autist: Bayley
If they weren't in a break you could hear ghosts fart when Carmella comes out
Is this a mixed tag? Who's the dude with Ember Moon?
I bet Ember is just filthy in bed. Like she demands you call her a nigger and bust in her ass. I would breed her closer to human especially since she obviously isn't full nig
Blonde Mella is back
yowie wowie
I agree
I'd like to stick my big toe right in Ember Moon's big black puckering spider
BLONDE MELLA BAYBAY
The only draw left
>Whoopiti whoopiti whoopiti
I fucking hate Jerry Soto lads, why he can't just fuck away? I'm sure the mexican sluts can do a better job than him.
Otis needs to drop that janetty and either get a better tag partner or just go on his own. He also deserves a push.
Hair down Sonya is based
There is a reason why marriage rates falls down, twitter/reddit/twitch thots are the only ones left.
where is buddy murphy
I mean, she's married to a white guy whose gimmick is a white guy who fucks black women
i used to wanna fuck Athena so bad on the indies. Atleast now she’s in wwe so I can kill myself over the various other rejections
>Sonya finally with her hair down
in catering
they needed time for the Roman video package
normie fucking shit
>carmella didnt kick out
>turn on smackdown
>Women's wrestling
Turned that shit right off. Fuck outta here with this bullshit if you want ratings
Think I am done watching for the night. This show is boring me now and I highly doubt Kofi will lose the title.
catering
She almost looks like a woman huh?
Those are some thicc thighs on the black bitch
worked and seething
>turn on New Japan
>actual good wrestling
this SD has been pretty death
Just got home fellas, what did I miss?
God I wish my face was buried deep in Ember's ass
Are Mandy's muscles all show?
My girl Sonja's wife going over
>Hot black gets beat
>Bunch of nips come out
Fuck this show
And what channel is that on? Fucking faggot smark
Holy shit Carmella's superkick is awful
Why's she such a shitter
>winning before MITB
Mandy confirmed not winning MITB
>another sub-5 minute women's segment
Has Vince finally decided to bury womanetty?
BURIED WITH THE TRIPLE H MOVE
more like ember squash
Paige just called them sluts lmao
>Mandy winning on TV
Guaranteed not winning MITB
Paige looks rough, has she had work done to her face?
Now that the brand split is dead it's back to B show status
BASED
FUCKING
MANDY
shes fucking tiny
taima.tv
>Sonya's gimmick is that she's in love with Mandy and will do anything for her to prove it
the only good storyline going
She hasn't wrestled since mania
>vince barely giving the women any time now cause of the low ratings
based
>asuka and kairi coming out to paige theme
YIKES FUCKING YIKES
The London shows are next week? That's going to be awful.
Ember tucked her head taking that move
Look Jeff, just retire already man. You had a great run, but it's time to enjoy life
Will she fuck a man?
That's it. Kairi and Asuka was all I wanted to see. I'm out. Good night lads.
He may feel like he needs to work to stay sober
What's the point of Matt Hardy if he's not Broken?
cmon at least remix paige theme to fit them
>>I didn't wanna remember
God damn it that made sense
bruh what does lars sullivan have against r-truth
they wrestle house shows all the time
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
>ITS HIM
I love Matt Hardy
>It's him
>Shitty fight pose
Wow
Kairi is so cute
Kairi & Asuka starting to feel a bit heelish with Paige
PLEASE BRING R TRUTH TO THE HARDY COMPOUND FOR SOME WRESTLEKINO
>dat silent crowd
NEW THREAD
This
I love Jeff but man i dont want him to die in the ring
Dylan doesn't like black people
He hates all wrestlers over the age of 40
>Kairi
I'm happy now, going to bed.
this guy definitely had a hot piss test
Racism
Vince hire this storyteller
Based truth
Lars wanted to cum inside Carmella if you remember their first encounter.
IT'S HIM
they should get some japanese chick to cover it
What is the point of Lars Sullivan? Didn't they already have Braun
...
Couldn't Cheese manage them instead so they have a mascot for thier magical girl stable?
This is honestly the biggest reason I turned it off. Commercials after commercials after commercials.
No ability to get into whats going on.
That and they fucked up the RAW 25 show, AND dropped Enzo that same day (?)
Only watch ppv's if it's convenient.
> regular anime isn't fucking NEET enough for this dude
I hope you're on an FBI watch list.