SMACKDOWN LIVE GAMETHREAD 1

I can't think of anything that I'm interested in bros, RAM already took Bryan's return, what else could be exciting

My only predictions is that tonight will be IIconic.

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Y las velas papi?

Fuck this shit tonight.

However still gonna post this.

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BASES
youtube.com/watch?v=xo0xpsJ0RH4

>shadman

Watched this the other day. Best SmackDown theme

KEEP WATCHING WWE

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hello

we want liv morgan

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I got the pepe lined up for when Shane starts the show.

she's off to europe

>watching sports
cringe

>eye close
>right leg twitch

She liked it

Sasha definitely liked it

I'm gonna download Koikatsu and do immoral things in that instead, good luck bros I hope the show is good.

cringe

based

Thunderstorm is killing my TV, looks likes it alternative measures for tonight.

THE SHAKEUP CONTINUES

Malparido Jerry Soto otra vez

>Smackdown starts with a Raw superstar
LOL WILD CARD

absolute state of this company

BASED AJ

BIG BIBLE AJ IS BACK

Why bother?

I think CABALGAAAA is sick.

RAW Superstar Wild Card Tracker:

1) AJ Styles
2) ???
3) ???
4) ???

kek

I ain't got shit else to watch or do.

AJ Styles back home.

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BASED BIG BIBLE AJ WORKING THE OBESE ATHIEST SMARKS

i unironically want corbin tonight

>wiredcard
>wildcald

THEY DONT WATCH NONE
THEY DONT WATCH NONE
RATINGS SCARCE NO THEY DONT REALLY WATCH NONE

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Hogan in the audience!

OH NO NO NO NO

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um didnt he die last night?

BLASPHEMER AJ

Fucking hell

Based Sami no selling a trash compactor

YAY THE SHANE RIVALRY WITH ZAYN AND KO IS BACK

OH NO NO NO

magic numbers kek

I literally do not watch anything else.

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Baron Corbin and Bobby Lashley to team up against two Smackdown guys

RAW Superstar Wild Card Tracker:

1) AJ Styles
2) Sami Zane
3) ???
4) ???

>no one in the ring
>no announcers out
hmmmmm almost like the show didn’t start yet meaning most people weren’t there yet

Allah preserved his life. Praise His name.

was that a crackhead in the crowd

wouldn't it be nice if the wrestling show opened with wrestling

>smell like a foot
How is that a bad thing?

>one of the 4 superstars to crash a rival brand

what. I thought it was 3

>TAKE A SHOWER

Can someone explain why a TNA guy says he built Smackdown? That makes no sense.

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>YOU MUDSLIMES SMELL LIKE SHIT

looks like we won again smacklads

>daniel bryan 2.0 feuding with aj styles

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TAKE A SHOWER

Don't think

What the fuck was the point of the thing with Braun if Sami just shows up fine the next day lmao, what the fuck

>killed by dump truck
>on TV the next night

this hasn't happened since they got the F out. reign of terror Gaytch came out every Monday to gloat for 20 minutes and they've been keeping up that awful tradition ever since

Nice try, its the hardcam side. The place is rocking. Huge black supporters representing in the upper decks

Didn't Sami die last night?

Vince made it 4 when Lars walked into his office

>take a shower chants
kek

he built smackdown live

someone pls clip the take a shower chant

Raw and Smackdown went from using 12 guys on each show to both shows using the same 12 guys

allah saved him

>that weak af reaction for Kofi

>I AM THE CHIMP

>heavy machinery on smackdown tonight
at last

Smack was pretaped shit and dumped on Thursday, but when they switched to live shows on Tuesdays, in the early days, AJ got signed and became a top performer and eventually champ, so he took credit for the show being successful

>Buddy Murphy is never going to be able to debut now that the raw guys have to take up 1/4th of the show.

why is the guy that got tossed in a dumpster last night in the ring right now

Wow kofi is just flat out bad at non goofball promos.

BASED AF POST

OMG ANOTHER CHAMPION MATCH WHERE THERES NO TITLE CHANGE
YIPPIE

Yeah this 10 minute segment will boost the ratings

How sad that the fucking WWE champ has to go around picking fights because nobody cares enough to bother challenging him. Kofi is out there interrupting other peoples' feuds because he has nothing else to do.

how else do you think you get to kentucky?

JUST

>literally the same segment as last night sans Vince

yikes, cringe, and turned off

TAKE A SHOWER

Good, I hope the man dies. I seriously want him to drop dead.

sami zayn is literally imitating daniel bryan on his brand

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fucking lost it

Your still watching fag

Based Blissfag

please please PLEASE give Heavy Machinery the strap
we need weekly Otis

BASED Yea Forumsie crowd

Was Jeff actually injured, or was it just Matt's spine fucking up again? Or did Jeff fail another drug test?

>advertised smackdown womens match gets changed

every fucking time LMAO

Please god give Sami the belt.
He is too fucking good.

lots of Yea Forumsies in the crowd tonight

Seething Blissfag mad that Based Buddy put his semen in her vagina

If you watch Walking Dead, you'll learn that dumpsters actually save lives.

man kofi sucks as a champion, he doesnt even want to be the face of smackdown

>KO's beard

WTF?

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ilove a snackbar!!

Jeff actually injured

I'm glad you instantly knew.

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Goddamn WWE in full desperation mode right now to be giving away Kofi AJ for free the night after Kofi Bryan.

I literally cant remember who Kofi defended against yesterday and I watched the whole damn show

kevin owens literally decided to stay home instead of going to wwe lmao

Ali has bright flashy lights, he does cool flippy shit, why can't he get over with the kids?

>it's my birthday
>look it up
>it's a shoot

Happy birthday you fat fucking mark.

We are never going to see Liv again are we

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Alright lads i just got home what did i miss?
Who opened?

God i hate how late these parent teacher confrences go, my wifes son is a fucking straight A student and they gotta still lecture the whole class about underachievers....i hate missing the opening segment.

>andrade and ali
FIGHT FOREVER

BASED MANNY

I know my own kind.

That planned must've changed really recently too. There was a video uploaded on WWE youtube like 4 hours ago with Carmella talking about why she changed her hair color and why she was going to win the 6 women tag match.

>KO literally in the drive thru right now stuffing his face instead of going to SDL

BASED.

>faces were supposed to go over in 6 womyn tag match
>charles sperged out and got the match changed to a tag match

Because they don't want him over with the kids.

>watching (((television)))
yikef

>Ma
>She gives the kids mid-shelf booze
>Doesn't afraid of anything

can't see how that film ends badly

You just know Vince would put him and ali in a tag team together

good

The brand split is a joke now. We are back to the Supershow days.

lol wasn't Ali supposed to have been in the spot that was given to Kofi that ultimately led to him becoming champion? Now Ali is back and sharing Rey's punching bag

heavyweight title match tonight who's it against?

They tweeted about it ONE HOUR ago lmao
twitter.com/WWE/status/1125898142585634816

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Unirronically can’t tell manny and ali apart

he was, kofi stole his spotlight

She's bulking up at home. She's going to come back Nia-sized and become a monster heel.

FOLLOW THE LIGHT ALLAHU ACKBAR

based Ali

Styles vs Kingston vs Zayn, triple threat

>Kofi is so fucking shitty that they have to put him in another padded match to try to get him over

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Imagine the braps

>Mamma Chrisley gets BLACKED
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>Ali searching for the light of Allah
>>Alistar Black begs to differ

Vinces thought process right now

Honestly, seeing them try to do new shit isn’t even exciting.

>kino ali promos are back

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It still blows my mind that after Wrestlemania, Vince lost both Brock and Ronda. What was he thinking? Does he think any of this is a good look?

WTF IS THIS GARBAGE

This house show booking

Andrade gets literally 0 reaction friends

I WANT TO PUT ZELINA IN MY POCKET

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CHARLES BTFO

holy FUCK my stomach is cramping

ALI BEGGING FOR THE GREEN LIGHT

hate these beaners

Is Charles teaching him English? He's legit better at it

they can't understand him

EL SEÑOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRR DINERO EN EL BANCO

What a carnival.

Unlike the Kentucky Derby, no one on SD is hung like a horse.

Based English going over this simp

>horse analogies

andrade doing great promos

Andrade isn't a lazy spic like Sin Cara was, he wants to get better and marry Charles ASAP

Who on commentary snorted at "el Senor Dinero en el Banco?"

Based pocket poster

El gringANO damas y caballeros

Why did Andrade aim so low? He could have gotten almost any of the women but settled on Charles.

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Big Genes Andrade is at it again.

he's been on the main roster for a year now too

>TFW it could have been Based Ali with the Push

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Probably Corey

Yeah I haven't watched in a couple of months, that was actually a decent promo. Thank you based Charlotte

Better than Gookamura already

fuck Ali and fuck Barcelona

I don't know. She looks like a man, she has a man's nickname, she even has a man's ass.

Nigga is gay.

apparently Vega teaches him English and he teaches her bean

>>Andrade and Ali looking good
>>Commercial on this not labored promo

Vinces is injecting poison into Smackdown

me

Seriously, if I had his looks I'd spread my seed across the whole womens division

>Barcelona

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He's fucking for his career here, don't hate him

Hi Corey! can you do a Summer of 92 reference?

Aleister getting cucked

Based Andrade bringing Reconquista straight at the invading rag. My Latino blood boils

Why the fuck is this match happening other than both guys being in the ladder match?

Is it too much to ask for Vega to say Andrade is here to get revenge for her dad?

based Hell's Kitchen theme

>other than both guys being in the ladder match
that's the only reason

cool, another bout ends with a run in, haven't seen that since yesterday

still the dumbest move in wrestling

>mango season finally here
about to ding-dong diddly buy a shit ton of that sweet fruit

>Ali putting on good TV matches
>Murphy and Cedric nowhere to be seen
What does he have that they dont?

FUCK OFF RANDY BOBANDY

Based Randall

Why not change his name to "Mustafa" instead of "Ali"?

Or fucking leave it?

What if Randy Orton has the R Truth gimmick but no one wants to admit he's punch-drunk from years of CTE

Just got here lads
What I miss?

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Sorry, I’m watching the NHL tonight.

BASED SNEK

I HEAR JOBBERS IN MY HEAD
I RKO AND BURY THEM
THEY WORK TO ME

NO MUSLIMS
NO MEXICANS
BASED PATRIOTIC SNEK

>Mr Viper in the Bank

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>30 minutes already
>Still only 1 thread
>Thread does not even have 200 replies

Wew what a shit show

RANDALL RANDALL KEITH
RANDALL KEITH
RANDALL RANDALL KEITH
NANANNANANANAAAA

cringe

>Mr viper in the bank
I fucking hate everything

I’m sorry for watching Hana

>Is it too much to ask for Vega to say Andrade is here to get revenge for her dad?

top kek

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Based Randy cucking the smarks out of their dream match

They just played Jasethy's theme at the hockey game and I thought he was coming out on SD. I almost muted my stream.

>a big dawg promo

and 500,000 tvs just changed the channel

fuck off with this roman shit

Are they about to remind us of his leukemia? Do they really need the pity bump

is the big dog retiring

surely a Roman video package will save the ratings

Nobody gives a flying fuck about Roman's career retrospective.

KAIRI WHEN

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Say what you will about the product but their production values are top notch. They do a great job making it look like people cheered Toman all that time

>Roman pretaped promo

Vince really is fucking senile.

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>this random fucking package

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>opening segment people yaking forever
>shitty promos, more people yaking x4
>the wrestling finally starts
>its in a little box in the corner with commercials playing
>commercials end as the match ends so they can cover a run in finish
>immediately into another recap and roman promo

LMAO WHY ARE RATINGS FAILING?? I JUST CANT BELIEVE IT

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>piped in fucking cheers

hasn't he already claimed it? the whole WWE is dying under him

I'VE GOT LEUKEMIA Y'ALL

what is this shit. fuck this company.

did Roman die?

what the fuck is this shit

good promos, even if he isn't as good with the live ones. Also Cedric is even worse than seth when it comes to have the same match with everyone

>leaving out the parts where he was booed out of the arena

>fox paid for this

women don't get tv time until the ratings get fixed

I've never heard of "Roman Reigns" before, he must be a new sign for the company
I'm glad this promo package is telling me who he is

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>Roman starting to get lukewarm reactions
>REMIND THEM OF HIS LEUKEMIA DAMMIT
Based

I pooped my pants, y'all

Who’s winning MitB bros?
>Ricochet: no chance he’d cash in and win a title.
>Corbin: literally the worst option, so WWE will probably take it.
>BRAUN: repeat from last year, probably the second worst option.
>Drew: fuck knows.
>Ali: Would be based.
>Randy: Literally filler for this match
>Andrade: Also based, maybe with the Charlotte connection he’ll get the push?
>Balor: Not with that title.

>buries cancer

>this video is because he's not there tonight because he working Europe with Raw
This is fuck is pushed more than Hogan, Cena, Austin and Rock ever were

Theyre airing this because hes off on the Europe tour and not on the show tonight.

What is all this roman shit for

>leaving out the 'you deserve it' chants after he revealed he had cancer

Based Lou Kemia working the smarks and marks

Me in the cactus jack shirt in the front row

just his heritage being the first from blah blah blah

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Shes a pirate with a magical girl stable involving a Kitsune and Sky Queen. Thats dimes

Damn how long is this fucking promo, imagine paying money to go see SmackDown and they give you ten minutes of this

Why is the superman punch so lame lads?

ROMAN REIGNS IS GOING TO BE IN THE HALL OF FAME HOLY FUCKING BASED

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Andrade or Drew

Did Shane just come out and walk backstage again?

not even a reaction for Shane anymore

THERE GOES THE MONEY
(THERE IT GOES, MONEY WALKS)
THERE GOES THE MONEY

Hope Fox demands all euroshits and canadians are taken off tv

Hopefully Corbin

I don't know, but I feel like Drew shouldn't need it. Drew should be getting a title opportunity without the briefcase for sure. If they do make Drew win I really hope he cashes in quickly and wins it there. Holding onto it for months will just make him look weak.

Imagine sitting in catering waiting 3 weeks for a debut and they play a ten minute Roman mini doc

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It's not

Is Roman going to get a Lex Express segment every week?

what

I dunno I doubt the company will live as long as him

Imagine him getting his throat slit open and me banging Alexa Bliss right next to his dead body.

When does Smackdown move to Fox

Drew 99.9%

.1% is a random out of nowhere Orton win like that one Rumble

raptors vs 76ers is unironically awesome
make the switch

>apehoop
cringe

I hope Bliss is crying and fighting back the whole time, that would make it hot.

When WWE dies what board do we move to?

This leukemia bullshit is a slap in the face to anyone with cancer, especially my father. Fuck Roman, Vince and fuck this pandering bullshit.

This Fall.

Based boi Ali please

October iirc

Yea Forums finally got a chant over on raw.

we go back home

I want to cum in Mickie

I'd be fighting her so much until she has to poop so she can be letting out fresh braps for another extra hour while the corpse starts to emit a smell as well.

I seriously doubt that Make-a-Wish kids watch WWE

At least he isn't being damaged right now
I'd rather them not use him at all compared to what they've done to someone like EC3

>Shane Mac Boomer no selling chair shots

Anyone gonna comment on Shane no-selling chair shots?

They are deader than the rstings.

man i wished the miz shane feud ended in wrestlemania

Probably the damn parents using their dying kids so they can meet their favorite superstars.

Yeah fuck him and fuck you too

In the past 40 minutes there's been one match, two pointless promos and the rest has just been recaps of what happened some time in the past. Imagine actually going to watch this live

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He's the best in the world, a couple of chair shots won't hurt him

I WILL SEE HER ONE LAST TIME

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NEW THREAD

cute quote sign

????????

>”So Billy why did you want to meet Becky Lynch?”
>”Uh actually I wanted to meet John Cena, but my dad told me to ‘find out what her ding-dong diddly pits smell like. I don’t even know what that means.”

/out/ so we can finally take a shower, get a clue, and leave the house to have sex in the outdoors.

the hospital forces it on them, the same way you are stuck watching ESPN or CNN in a waiting room.

based Yea Forums going over

Fucking hell why does american TV have so many fucking adverts

I've seen about 3 minutes of wrestling and it's been an hour

I know what was he thinking letting go to overpriced anti dime shitters

And even that was during a commercial break lol

> niggerball

off yourself.

what a good smackdown can't wait for next week

cringe

Ali

The Prince demands the push