Once there was this guy whooo

Once there was this guy whooo
Dressed up like a Vampire and was the Judge of Wrestle Court
But thennnnn the new guy... he asked
"Why's this no draw the court judge?"
They couldn't quite explain it
He'd always just haaaad beeeeen
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Dumb and Dumber is the greatest film of all-time.

Very odd.
Very dull.
The most leaf song of all time.

Could be better lyrically but I appreciate the meme.

it's comfy mid 90s earkino

Once there was this guy who
Walked into an alleyway in 1992
But when he got to the end
Two blacks
had raped his asshole at gunpoint
He couldn't quite explain it
I say kek what aaaaaaaa biiiiiiiiiiitch
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Once, there was a guy who
called himself Oz, wore a robe, and thought he was a wrestler
But then, on a summer night
He
Was
Accosted by 6 big black guys.
He couldn't defend himself
He kinda just tooooook iiiiiiiiiiit
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Holy parallel thinking, Batman!

Once there was this mark who
Wrote ten thousand words a week about men in their undies
And when Prichard exposed him
He threw autistic tantrums on twitter
He couldn't stop responding 'cause Bischoff trolled him
soooooo haaaarrrdd
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based and kekpilled

once there was this dude who
shouted while he wrestled and he sounded like a fool
but then the crowd would shout back
he... was... cruiserweight champion for 6 days
at least he has a big heart
he'll always be my retaarrdd

aaa aaa aaa aaa, aaa aaa aaa aaa

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I want more of this shit

for the love of god, someone record themselves singing all these verses over an instrumental and upload it on youtube

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This. Call it "/asp News" and watch those dimes roll in.

The original song isnt quite a lyrical masterpiece.

Absolutely based.

Ooooonce there was this board where
Everybody shitposted and talked about diva braps
And thennnn one day an Aaaanon
He asked
"Where is the actual discussions?"
They told him ya seething
And then they started woooorking hiiiiim
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Best so far

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Dimes

Once, there was this prince who
Wanted to pay millions for star wrestlers from the 90s
And when, they brought up Diesel
He, said,
We have enough fuel already
Please get me Duke the Dumpster and Freddie Joe Floyd onnnn the phooooone
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Based zoomer

heh

this was the first CD I got because my dad wouldn't let me get Incesticide.

topkek

Once, there was this niiiiiig who
Bodyguarded for some overselling noodlehead
Now heeeeee's doing some gaaaay shit
He....twerks....along with two other niggas....
He's talkin' shit on Twitter
like his opinion maaaaaatterrrrrs....
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lyric KINO

Best ones so far

Once, there was this guy who
did so many headbutts that he gave him himself brain damage
And when..he finally came home
A bunch..of.. Satanists murdered his family
His cell phone was never recovered
The dogs were locked up byyyy the pool

Mmmm mmm mmm mmm

Not bad user. I kek'd

Once...there was this spic who
Was an anti-draw as champ and had to drop the title
Then he...went to a hotel,
dropped...dead...
Like the buyrates when he was champ...
His wife then went on tv
to whore for Edge and Ziiiiiiiigglerrrrrrrrrr...
Mmm mmm mmm mmm
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Once, there was a Joke Man
Who wore finger cots on his rotting fingers
Hates, Howard and Robin
He thinks he should make more money than Fred.
He wants his own sitcom, but he's stuck at Mr Rips.
Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm....

Once there was this mark who
Wanted lots of money or he'd go down to Atlanta
But when he had to job out
He went and ripped the hair off some faggot
Wouldn't drop the title
And then they screwed him so hard
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i was looking for this earlier on youtube too. one of the funniest stern parody songs. I have it somewhere on a compilation

Once there was an OP who
started a new thread about eating logs of shit
But before.... he hit refresh
He..rea-lized he would never have a gf
Theres no point in living
So he necrobumped.. again

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bumping for MOAR Crash Test Dummies parody greatness

Taking requests since I wrote the good ones

Those threads always draw though

Once there was this hoss who
Wrote racist remarks on bodybuilding dot com forums
And when Big E had found out
He, made
Interesting comments about it
This triggered incel /pol/ cucks and made Yea Forums seeeeeethe harrrdd
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Once there was this man who
Locked his wife in closets out of unhinged jealousy
And whennn she finally left him
She, fucked,
The Total Package Lex Luger
She got drunk and took pain pills and then died in a poooool of puuuuke
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Once there was this guy who
Drew more dimes than anyone in history of wrestling
And when he fucked his friend's wife
He, used
The N-word like it was nothing
He's been apologizing ever since the tape caaaaaame ouuuut
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