HEY WWE

17 DAYS, 10 HOURS, 57 MINUTES UNTIL YOU DIE!

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Letz hope so Uce

I really hope it's amazing, bros.
This first hit is probably the most important. The US need to remember that wrestling is good.

Jericho and Omega are the only ones who look like stars
the other 3 look like pretenders

>Cody vs Sawdust!

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Of laughter?

Cant wait for someone to motorboat sonny kiss

>The US need to remember that wrestling is good.

Then they should watch NJPW, not AEPOO.

Is Double or Nothing the most important pro-wrestling event in the US since Wrestlemania 1?

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Let me rephrase.
People need to remember that US wrestling can be good.

Jericho looks like someone trying to parody Jericho and Kenny with those jeans looks extra faggy. Gain taste faggot.

No

Unironically yes.
Double or Nothing will pretty much shape the landscape of wrestling in America.

>People need to remember that US wrestling can be good.
>muh women's wrestling entertainment
>muh overly political reddit fed
>muh cringe of honor
>muh indie garbage
It can't be lmao

Into the shape of a hot dog

thanks user. what’s the full card if you don’t mind me asking? I could use a good oh no no no bwah hahahahaha

Unironically yes. Double or Nothing will shape the landscape of wrestling in the US for the next 50 maybe 100 years.

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In a way there's been no more important show for industry in a long time.

WWE crippled the industry when WCW and ECW folded. And now WWE is in free fall because they're clueless. AEW has a chance to save wrestling.

>(A)EDrones

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Jericho v Omega
Cody v Dustin
Young Bucks to appear
Lucha Bros to appear
Jungle Boy to appear
Hangman Page to appear

Towards the likeness of a broiled sausage on a bun

>a company that creates no new fans and appeals exclusively to smarks who think NXT is great and obsessively watch WWMEME despite hating it could save wrestling

The Hot Dog meme loses all meaning when AEW performers are getting paid more from a source with more money than Vince and have actual heath care.

>Muh

WWE is kill

Dying from laughter wouldn't be unprecedented.

Omega vs. Jericho
Cody vs. Dustin
Bucks vs. Lucha Bros
"women" threeway
PAC vs. Hangman (PAC send Hangman "juice" to get him in ringshape on recent episode of BTE)
SCU vs. Stronghearts (CIMA+Lindaman+T-Hawk)
Battle Royal with new rules (over the top stays the same, but they will be coming in groups in intervals, so it is a combination of Royal Rumble and normal BR)
+announced some joshi talent

uh shouldn’t the full card be available this close to the event? what sort of horse and carny show are they running?

Only the executive VPs have healthcare, ya mark.

ya seethe?

no, mark, wrestling is kill

Lol the thing that will kill the wwe is an out of touch old man with who mommy touched. Not a roh rip off company.

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7 matches? yikes

Start listening to Meltzer before you pop off with this BS, retard.

Quality over quantity, bitch.

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Employees of AEW have healthcare. People who are just contracted to it via "independent contracts" will be paid expenses if they suffer injury in AEW ring.
We do not know who is only contractor and who is employee besides executives. So yes, you are correct that only executives, so far as we know, are being paid healthcare.

What the fuck are you talking about faggot?

Fuck off, Brandi. You suck at this PR thing. You'll always be a monkey and you'll never be a Queen like Steph.

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>Start listening to Meltzer
hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

He's the only guy with legit sources and he has a direct line to Khan and Jericho.

hahaha the state of this aew cultist. change the world breh!!!!

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>elderly gay man with leaf fetish
Yikes.

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Based Kiyohime

> NJPW replay
> the Young Cucks vs. Two Rey Misteryos
> ROH nobody vs. Hobbit from Lord of the Rings
> Legacy guy vs. Transsexual from Attitude Era
> American indy darlings vs. Chinese indy darlings
> threesome between two women and fat trap
> indy jobbers battle royal
WWE fears AEW!

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Guaranteed they draw more than Raw.

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based

Let's hope this motherfucker can stay alive that long

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time to sell WWE stocks and invest in those Elite t-shirts

*Destroys WWE with one show*

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They should start a Famous Dead Dad faction.

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Seething is strong with this one.

I'm genuinely worried that some e-rones might self harm after AEW blows the roof off with DON and goes on to beat RAM and SMKDWN in the ratings.

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>Kiyokeks
Oh no no no...