I just met Brock Lesnar and it was awesome!

i was just pulling over to get gas at a gas station here in Toronto, Canada at about 8 AM. then a few minutes later a white SUV car comes in and out comes Brock alone. he wanted to get gas too.i was shocked bc i didn't expect him at all. i also wondered what he was doing here since he doesn't live in toronto. apparently he comes here to do charity work every year and he likes to do it without the public knowing about it. i mean that's awesome, good for him. i have so much more respect for him now for that. anyway, the first thing i noticed was he was wearing under armor clothing (i guess) and he's a massive human being. i didn't want to approach him at first bc hes scary looking,intimidating, and has a really unique presence to him but anyway since he was alone, i waved at him and he smirked and gave me a nod then i approached him. we talked for a few minutes since he told me he wasn't in a hurry. hes the only celebrity i have ever met btw.

i was like hey Brock how you doing, big fan. he was like thank you man im good how are you today.

then we just about talked wrestling, farming, and hunting and his favourite WWE superstar ever is Kurt Angle.

he looked up to be like him bc of their similar backgrounds.

he came off very nice and kinda shy. just a an overall down to earth humble dude. i can't even count how many times he said thank you to me for being a fan haha.

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did you get a look at his ass?

Howd he smell

Based Brock mogging the shit out of that spicetty

if they're in canada then he's probably some halfbred native. i don't think they have many spiclets up there.

Brock is one of those meatheads who does one super feminine shit behind the scenes.

I can see him being into baking, knitting, or collecting Barbies. He was never the guy you thought he was, a lot of people already remarked how chill and cool he is outside of the ring.

nah hes more likely some fucking anime nerd or something

We have some spics up here but he could be a half bred native like you said

>or collecting Barbies

Whats wrong with that ?

youtube.com/watch?v=rjOGLhD6pXw

Did you at least have the common courtesy to jerk him off for wasting his precious time?

My Dad is pretty Manly but likes Baking at the Weekend

he also likes getting BLACKED on the weekend

My Dad isn't Kevin Nash..

>baking, knitting
wtf is wrong with those?

OH NO NO NO

filthy frank aint lookin so good

> i don't think they have many spiclets up there
Toronto has like 50 white people and 5 million indians, spics, chinks, nigs, flips, gooks, japs, germs, swedes, whops, pakis, samalis, and prk chops.

I saw Brock Lesnar at a grocery store in Toronto yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cans of Coors Light in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I live in toronto where he at im gonna find him and challenge him to street fight ill record it wanna ding-dong diddly bet?

kek, what a bitch.

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>cans
>bars
ya fucked up, dweeb

Baking is a great skill to have, as well as general cooking. You never want to be reliant on a woman to do that stuff for you. Knitting and sewing in general are great skills to have to do everyday mending and repairs, as well as stitching for obvious reasons if you are an outdoorsman/survivalist type.

bruh look at this dude..Ohoho wait til ya see the..Ooo OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHA

yeah i agree lad. just wanted to post the nash image lad.

Bump

lmaoing@ur face asshole

Baaed

Barbie collecting is cool shit bro

Dude op are you a fucking gangbanger vato?

How has nobody called you out on being a fucking midget? Christ son get a pair of lifts, Brock is only 6'3''

>Baking, Knitting, Lifting, Wrestling
A true Chad

Cooking is unironically based and shows your capable of independent thought instead of dumping all of your coins into fast food

still taller then you faggot

Yeah, I met him once in Minneapolis at a bar called Brothers many years ago. He just had a barn-burner with Chris Benoit a couple nights before, so I complimented him on the match. We shot the shit a little, then I excused myself before I overstayed my welcome. Was totally cool and chill.

>legal midget on the right is what passes for white in North America
Fuck off you blog posting, goblin manlet.

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is this a reddit post or something? you have to go back

Brock has for sure got drunk one night whilst camping with his bros and you just know they’ve had drunken manly sex.

Damn look at Brock, he's like a different species of human. He's like what Nazis thought a super soldier would look like.

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You botched it ya simp!

Should have asked why he retired from mma

so reddit posts Yea Forums shit and Yea Forums posts reddit shit. cool

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No, Reddit posts Yea Forums shit on Reddit then comes to Yea Forums to post Reddit shit

Self reliance is manly