Tough and Hard

Tough and Hard

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BITE U

Also based and the best

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Where is the picture of him sucking on a titty?

I think choppa was my favorite meme, I miss it

Damn, look at him lickin' his chops, was there a bowl of kibbles 'n' bits waiting for him in the ring?

Ishimori's walk worries me more
I can't tell if it's because he's so short, or if his knees have been reduced to dust

He's got my favorite entrance
>Comes out
>No smiles
>No high fives
>He's a face though
>Looks at his opponent from the moment he's coming down the ramp
>Doesn't care about anything else but beating the living shit out of him while proving he's also tougher by allowing his opponents to stiff him hard enough only to realize none of them match Shibata in that category
This guy is so based. I can't find any other wrestler that makes a fun match just throwing forearms and chops like he does(well maybe Walter). I think I would be bored with anyone else doing it but him. I don't know what his trick is but somehow I never got bored watching him. Ever.

>I never got bored watching him. Ever.
Because he is the wrestler of the decade. From the moment his song starts playing until the moment his backstage interview ends, he is Tomohiro Ishii, the wrestler, the character. Everything about him is that. The essence of a guy who you have to kill to make him backdown. The toughest motherfucker who ever lived. How he looks, how he moves, his emoting, his everything sells you on this one thing. Toughness.
So you will believe that this tiny Japanese guy is the biggest man in the room. Because that is what "larger than life". It doesn't mean someone is very tall, taller than most of the people watching him. No. It means that they look so big, when they are the character.
Tomohiro Ishii is larger than life and wrestler of the decade, the most consistent wrestler we have right now and I am getting more and more sad, because he is getting older and older and I don't know how long we will have this Ishii.

Even if you're kidding which I think you're not, I fully agree with you.

To me, NJPW just discovered a character in Ishii and I'm pretty sure they are working on someone to replace him in the future.

one day

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FIVE STARS ME FIVE STARS YOU

>has the same match every time in you’re path
boooooorrrrrrriiiiinnnnnnngggggg

I am not kidding. I truly believe that. If you have someone who likes pro-wrestling and is not cynical and show him 2 Ishii's singles matches and one tag match where his opponents are Young Lions, they will understand what Ishii is.
And they will love him.
Because there is something so simple in his presentation. Or mind you, the whole thing is very elaborate, but it creates in your mind exactly one word. Toughness.
You can compare him to other great wrestlers in the past, those who grabbed people's imaginations. Because he is very complex and very simple at the same time. His performance is very complex and very focused. But the what he achieves is so simple.
Some wrestlers are very out there, dazzle you with colors, robes, poses. Ishii took the other side of prowrestling and perfected it. There is nobody else who does it better than him. Because he is really small. But he doesn't look like a small man. No. He is the perfect size. And he can battle any giant and you will believe that this man can slay anything and anyone before he is slayed himself.

He is basically a bigger Ishii and the closer person to fill the Ishii archetype in NJPW.

Like muh dick when Asuka is on TV

The real chad walk.

>Every wrestler ever
Fucking simp

He actually doesn’t. There are some matches where he’s not as inspired but he has a lot more variability than most other wrestlers in the world.