Holy shit this dude has an ego the size of Texas

What a fucking geek

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>the non-real ones
why does he hate the word "fake" so much

He's gotta be trolling

>read it growing up
no shit, all the marks are on the ring today

>a significant percentage of the current generation read the WoN

No wonder wrestling is dying

what a fucking mark

Everytime I see a Meltzer tweet it's as if he isn't even responding about the same subject.

goat

he's been cranky ever since prichard's podcast exploded. before that he was pretty chill

>the marks are actually in the ring
Yea Forums was right again

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he autistically reported on wrestling for decades, you can't name a better journalist on the subject.
it's not ego, dave just cornered the industry.
no one else really did that, there were no other wrestling journalists who stuck to it and didn't move on to other jobs... but dave stuck to it.
i have my problems with dave, but i can appreciate that level of pure autism.. and that level of autism is what made dave meltzer the legend he is today.
seethe all you want, but he is the unadulterated king of wrestling autism. this is what peak performance looks like.

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GOAT

This but unirronically

Yeah that's how I feel about him.
I think most of the people that outright hate him don't really bother listening to him. He's very level-headed about things, assuming it's not some faggoty NJPW main event.

I'm always not sure what order to read the posts.

>he autistically reported on wrestling for decades,

ohnono

It’s really admirable that he was able to channel his autism into something he really enjoyed. They should do a 30 for 30 on him to inspire autistic children.
His rating system is pretty universally used when talking wrestling matches, he’s done a great job building his brand.
He even managed to hit the weights, take showers, got clues, and had sex.

>don't really bother listening to him. He's very level-headed about things
he's the ultimate keyboard warrior. the guy on the radio and the guy doing those tweets are 2 different guys. he doesn't stutter and stammer in his tweets. he'd never say the shit he tweets to anyone's face

cringe

>c-cringe
ya seethin

I don't use Twitter so I don't care
Have you tried not being a massive faggot?

>white knighting a 60 year old autistic man
gonna be a yikes from me for sure

>y-yikes
ya seethin

Who is he gonna say it into the face of? Vince?
Are you fucking retarded? He is just a journalist with opinions.

he saw bruce prichard in person and cowered like a puppy dog. even took a picture with him. he's no less of a carny than anyone else

He likes you if you gave him 11.99

edrones have been on edge lately. It probably has something to do with the company going under soon. Meltzer is just reporting the facts.

>company going under soon
you mean AEW right?

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probably because you're a 500 pound jack ass who gave him death stares for no reason

looks like dave's the one who's seething here, slapdick

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Because some of the people who listen to those podcasts end up trolling Dave on Twitter. I'm with you, before that he was rather lax but now is all prickly.

I want to hate Vince (nice quints btw) but he just nailed a killer deal with Networks for XFL.
I'm not surprised the last quarter has been shit with him dialing it in, but he's not given a fuck on WWE for a while and has been on autopilot.

Dave is a treasure, and I am a genuine Neo-Nazi.

there's plenty of trolls in meltzer's fan base too. he made his bed

Was at 100 only a few days ago and dropped dramatically. WWE is dying and Fox will cancel the deal.

Neither would you
Take a clue from Big dick dave and hit the weights and have sex

How can one man have this much power and take up so much space in multiple heads?

Don't really care about him but his marks get worked into a seethe really easily

To call him a journalist is to avoid reality.

it was at 40 a year ago and is climbing back to 100
Fox obviously has faith in vkm they just gave him more money.

name one better wrestling journalist

he's not a journalist he's a reporter. and the best sports reporters make more money and don't slave away for 15 hours a day in an attic

NWoWolfpacTV

You realize wrestling "journalism" is an even more ill-formed niche than vidya journalism, which is just paid reviews and unabashed shilling?
He's not a journalist, he's a rumor miller/gossip girl. Wrestling "journalism" is a laughing stock.

Moving goal posts.

you narrowed the goal posts first, jackass

Big Dick Bix, also

he finds that word offensive. not as offensive as "mark" and certainly not as offensive as the "n word" though

journalist or not, he's not the fucking gate keeper of the industry.

>literally only knows Meltzer for le plans change meme
You know he actually does journalist things too right?
Meltzer Derangement Syndrome is real

worked
worked
worked

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>You know he actually does journalist things too right?
name one.
hardmode: no obituaries, match reviews or one-sided scoops

>name one journalism despite several journalisms

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>have no ill intentions against meltzer
>even make sure to point out, broadly, that wrestling journalism as an ENTIRE NICHE is laughable, not just him
>"M-M-Meltzer derangement syndromes"

Wipe your eyes and tell me what "journalist things" he does, you ill-spoken brainlet.

roger ebert was not a journalist
meltzer is a reporter, critic, and historian but he's no journalist

name a better wrestling journalism this week then this, this week:
files.catbox.moe/672yoq.txt

Reporting on:
-the WWF steroid scandal and trial
-the Montreal screw job
-the Benoit murders

>files.catbox.moe/672yoq.txt
>looks up the goldberg news
>The shows, the company’s biggest of the year as far as dollar value goes, will feature the highest paid talent, in this case returns of Bill Goldberg, The Undertaker and Brock Lesnar.

Undertaker and Lesnar were known to be returning but Goldberg came out of the blue. It’s an announcement that to me, personally, is highly disappointing. Yet, in a sense, to say that, it would be hypocritical because there were no qualms in the past about anyone else, whether it be Chris Jericho or Shawn Michaels or Kane, who have all done similar shows, in the case of Michaels professing to be highly religious and with Kane being an elected mayor, who did the show with virtually no backlash.

Those in WWE say the company approached Goldberg, figuring he was the one guy left who could go to AEW and perhaps bring back lapsed fans, similar to how Vince McMahon, without the benefit of hindsight, left the door open to WCW for Hulk Hogan, Roddy Piper and Randy Savage in the 90s.
>personally highly disappointing
>doesn't explain why other than throwing others under the bus
some great journalism there, dave

Meltzer is a reporter, critic, historian, and most of all a journalistic god of wrestling. No one alive knows more about professional wrestling than Dave Meltzer. You let your personal feeling get in the way of logical thinking.

Have sex

when meltzer gets called out he hides behind "well it's entertainment and journalism!" just like any other coward who's to bitch to stand by his words.

I mean he has a lot of inside info but he's still a complete goofball carny ass joke and it shows.

sure he's done some great stuff, but for every good thing he does there's dozens of these every week in his rag.

I'm not into fat trannies. Thanks for asking.

How about a skinny tranny faggot?

>he autistically reported on wrestling for decades
wow, match and gate results anyone could get but don't waste fucking time with. What a (((journalist)))

for all the bitching he does on saudi arabia, you'd think he'd actually do a piece on it instead of regurgitating wapo talking points
he's just salty that KSA killed one of their own guys, which they were within their sovereign rights to do so. meltzer is the typical naive american who thinks we should police the world

It's a fickle business where everything is retarded, what do you expect you idiot?

>RECORD LOW RATINGS

he did in his own newspaper and radio shows, you never listened to the guy

i love kofi and i'm glad he is champ but he should have ditched this pancake nonsense as soon as he became contender. its fine when woods and e shuck and jive but the champion should act somewhat professional

>Michaels professing to be highly religious
WTF is meltzer implying here?
He realizes that Saudi Arabia is one of the most "highly religious" countries in the world right?
I love Dave but jesus christ, he's so fucking cryptic and passive aggressive about things

you're a basedboy and kofi is a meme, kill yourself

WON avoids politics, they have a bunch of listeners on both sides

Honestly he’s a ticking time bomb before his own community castrates him for some allegations or there is really well done hit piece that displays how lame Meltzer really is

>WON avoids politics
and that's why he's not a journalist

It's because he's Jewish desu

he's not bad as a jew, he's too autistic. if he was super jewish he'd support wwe's progressive bullshit more.

he's the type of jew who does christmas tho

>No one alive knows more about professional wrestling than Dave Meltzer
Corny maybe

Called being smart. I know it’s hard for brainlets to comprehend

What? Dave is right.

>Dave made up rating things

lmao god damn meltzdrones

What is he even trying to say here? If you don't read the WON, you aren't a real student of the game?

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yes

He's way more a journalist than by todays standards of activist bloggers and clickbait composers who only report on one side of the story that fits their narritive and let their own bias seep into the reporting.

>No one alive knows more about professional wrestling than Dave Meltzer
Bix ya damn simpola.

Jobbed to the filter like bitch

not true.
Only a small extract of wrestlers (you can guess who easily) care about him.A big percentage just laugh when people talk about starts and shit

He does the same thing. The guy's incredibly biased.

Mexicans,Japanese,Europeans and the fucken rest of the World surely did not grow listening to this faggot

Cornette's rating system

When it comes to irrelevant match ratings sure.
When it comes to actually reporting shit and writing interesting long form articles?
Man's a fucking genius compared to the rest of the wrestling world.

My only really issues with Dave are that

a) he acts like a twat on twitter getting into arguments with morons.
b) despite being a writer for over 30 years his writing style is genuinely terrible. I don't understand how he's done it professional for so long and still can't write for shit.