RAW Gamethread #3
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Guys I think Kofi is going to lose the title tonight in the main event, they'll do this in hopes that it'll drive up the ratings for Smackdown since people will tune in to see the fallout.
LIKE A TRANNY
TUCK LIKE A TRANNY
>watching Raw
Y I K E S Y
W I K E S Y
LIKE A LADY
BRAP LIKE A LADY
reply to this if u are bored
Wait does the female commentator like sami or not?
Hee hee hee
what i missed?
blacks are an anti draw
>wasting braun on this simp
his career is dead
Braun better be careful, Sami might have a suicide bomb on under that sweatshirt
fuck this I'm going to listen to the best album made in the 90's. See ya simps
Based
Sami is literally the modern day pipe bomb.
>opens second hour with lucha house party
Yea, i’m watching basketball
>Sami comes out and Renee says he's the best part of RAW and that sometimes you need someone to speak the truth
>Halfway through his promo "someone needs to shut him up" and "stop the trash coming out of his mouth"
just this.
oh and a smack and vince invasion thing.
and based corbin
They... they CANNOT be doing Braun v Chickenshit AGAIN.
They physically CANNOT.
BROS.
>absolute silence from the crowd
>6 man tag
hottie
>putting a lucha house party match on before the NBA game starts
what the fuck are they thinking
Gran Metalik deserves better
>long ass promo to start
>shitty tag match
>garbage Zayn/Braun segment
>LHP
bye guys
Complete ratings collapse in 27 minutes
Based Braun putting muslims in their place
Sazmi Zayn is literally dead.
F for Sami
F for WWE
this is why people stopped watching wwe
DUMP-STER FI-RE
*clap clap clapclapclap*
What's with all these dorks in the thread pretending like they watch real sports?
TRASH COLLECTION DOES NOT HAPPEN AT NIGHT. THIS IS UNREALISTIC
3 local jobbers
I guess Lucha House Party will actually be allowed to win a match for once
LHP is based
kek strowman
>aw fuck it
Fuck this I am catching up on Critical Role
THE TRUCK THAT KILLED BRAUN!
IT TURNED FACE!
This show has vince fingerprints everywhere
another tag match
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
is this WWE telling us Zayn isn't coming back?
Anyone catch the AVW on the dumpster
Braun is looking shredded lately, no wonder why Lexi fully dropped murphy once and for all.
This feud could be interesting, Sami can be one of those toxic internet trolls who hurt Braun's feelings on instagram
2nd match in over an hour.
Lucha House Party Vs. LITERAL JOBBERS.
Alright.
There's some shit going on.
We need to figure out why WWE is trying to sabotage itself.
This jobber 6 man surely bumped the ratings
What does it make you if you're jobbing to the jobbers?
jesus fucking christ ITS FUCKING BORING
Jesus that bad huh.
What's the wild card rule?
ATTENTION!!!
FUCK MEXICANS
deanetty btfo
Listen to how quiet the crowd is. WWE lately reminds me of TNA a few years ago so much. When they were doing shows in the Impact Zone and the crowd was just completely lifeless. It almost feels just as hopeless.
So Sami is dead huh? Braum had him compacted and killed to death
an indie wrestler
Unemployed.
He's coming back with a new gimmick.
>nothing exciting going on
>yet this guy just sits on the cooler
i'm mad bros
Who the literal fuck are these six niggers in the ring?
Based Braun killing muslims
Something tells me that this isn't going to be an "unforgettable raw" and that that quote will be really funny come tomorrows ratings release....
He's on Smackdown now
He wasn’t exciting
based trashmn
Im not watching but is it trash as usual?
Its that fucking bad.
So are they going to give Drew the win? I don't see the point of this match if they don't. They're really killing this guy that should easily be a top heel in the company.
>anime be better than ever
what did cole mean by this
I wonder if he’ll show up at the saudi arabia event
Another boring 15 minute Rickoflip/Bobby Mustache match incoming
i'll literally fight you
>recaps from a month ago
>It's Rick O'Shea!
Worse than usual
Wild card rule
holy fucking shit, the absolute STATE of WWmeme
>look, it's Ricoshit! He does flips and stuff!
What?
Sami's the wrong kind of muslims. Braun will be a face in Saudi.
>PEW PEW
LMAO
that's limited to 3 guys and we already got 3
>Robert Roode
kek
Smack's wildcarders are clearly Roman, DB, and Kofi. Vince said it was 3 or each show.
He back on Smack to bring up the ratings again...without the Sing bro's doe
Cole caught weebitis from JR
Will MitB be any goo, lads? It's one of the better gimmick matches but I'm fucking scared after the way all of 2019 has been going.
>that ricochet sound at the beginning of Rick O'Shea's song
Roman, Bryan and Kofi can appear on Raw and 3 from Raw can appear on SD.
>he's putting his mitb match on the line
why?
Man, Drew was going to get a monster push until Roman got into remission y'all. I guess it could still happen but it's doubtful.
yeah wasn't he excluded from last show in fears of getting his actual head cut off
TOP KEK
WWE UNIVERSE - PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN!
You can actually hear people changing the channel
If "Robert" Roode takes Ricochet's spot in the MITB match that will be my point of no return with WWE.
People might not like Ricochet a whole lot because he's a "flippy midget" but he's the ONLY guy in that match that is sure to give you several "holy shit" spots.
The wild cards will definitely change every week, making the brand split completely meaningless
no, I think it will be very baa
Is the wildcard supposed to be permanent or just a one week thing? Either way it’s fucking retarded but did they clarify
Why does flipcochet has a creepy theme song?
I know he is from nxt and everyone there has an emo edgy metalhead teenager gimmick thanks to paul but that theme song doesn't fit he's "happy to flip here" gimmick
What's Tommaso Ciampa doing in RAW?!?
just watch it for the shitposting
>>Card subject to change
BASED
He chose not to go. They didn't throw Finn off the roof of the stadium so Sami probably would have survived.
>the absolute state of Beko's floppers
reminder that the raw roster is flying to europe tomorrow and they will wrestle almost everyday for the next 2 weeks
It's supposed to be a permanent thing, but I think they'll just abandon the whole thing in a couple weeks.
Yeah but Robert Roode will say "glorious."
Maharaja GOAT
>roode beats ricochet
>next week roode is nowhere to be seen and ricochet is announced as being in the mitb match
>now ricochet is putting his spot on the line against roode because.......
Based as fuck
For all the shit I give them it's cool they work with Make a Wish. Too bad all the retards won't be able to go to Mania after WWE dies this year.
Why does Natalia look better in regular clothes?
Imagine how sloppy the matches at MITB are gonna be because of this.
DANA LOOKIN A LITTLE BETTER THIS WEEK
This.
And kek.
Tho I should fake it to meet Mickie.
This acting is fucking horrid
This is so fucking horrible im actually starting to hope they hire Russo. Stuff on pole matches are garbage but this is just pure fucking shit
well time for normal raw
Naomi dressed like a banana
and you can't teach that.
>pointing out that they're the MitB participants
WWE really thinks their audience is retarded huh
>be West Coast fag
>Raw is shit
>lucha manlets doing something
>shut off Ram stream
>have HBO and deciding to watch Chernobyl until the Rockets/Warriors game starts
Fuck Vince. He's getting bodied once the NFL season starts.
Did these cunts just act like peach cobbler smells bad?
SNORIOUS
look at them trying to make shit interesting with all the backstage angles this week, kek what a bitch
His moustache is glorious and that's IT.
The rest of him hasn't been glorious since TNA.
you are what you eat
Wwe treats their audience like Blue's Clues treated theirs.
>WOMEN ACTING CATTY
kek
SD is flying out Wednesday and neither roster gets back until like the day before MITB.
because it hides her man bod...
It's on the line because they forgot that Ricochet lost to Roode the week before the MitB stuff was announced. Now Ricochet gets his win back, good job WWE.
Fuck me I am tired.
Dana looks different every week
15 min left until the ratings completely spiral down
>if /fit/ was a person
What? Actual justification for this change? A real reason Roode gets this shot? Unpossible
let me guess more 50/50 booking
They cloned her too much.
QUICK, RATE THIS EPISODE OF RAW
robert roode is low-key thicc
her gear makes her look fat unfortunately
HIS NECK IS SAWDUST
what happened with bobby roode?
WWE IS FINISHED
Sub 1.3Million
His mustache is.
Natty Naomi and Dana are the core of Raw's woman division ..absolutely what were they thinking
He shaved.
WATCH AEW
well, the hockey game is good
Russos stuff is never, ever boring. RAW now is just boring.
This bitch breaks the buffet line.
he's doing a Rick Rude gimmick now
7/10, needs more fighting, less talking
>Bobert Rude still has the face theme
There hasn't been anything as bad as the Revival gay joke from last week so I'm not hating it thus far. I'm waiting until it swings one way or the other
>Maybe people said I wouldn't draw dimes in WWE
they were right
Haitch deleted the likes bros
What was the explanation for Roode getting this shot? I missed it
>I'm waiting until it swings one way or the other
Like you ya bisexual fruit?
I can't handle this shit anymore. Is SiMPACT any good right now? Last time I tried to watch it the show was like 60% womeme shit.
so much for Roode's renewed push
Cmon lads you remember what Russo TNA was like. The only thing he’s good at is accelerating the death of a company.
Tfw I don't get any channels with hockey anymore
so he's gonna die? good
My favorite wreslter just got buried by a manlet what do Yea Forums?
he beat ricochet a week before the mitb participants were announced so he thought he should be in instead
No, dont let the abused wives tell you different
Change the channel
I don't understand user and that's a shoot brother
FIFTY FIFTY ::CLAP CLAP CLAP::
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FIFTY FIFTY ::CLAP CLAP CLAP::
FIFTY FIFTY ::CLAP CLAP CLAP::
I think Russo killed the whole "sport" since he gave us everything and there is nothing left to do.
i dont even know what i'm looking at here but imagine making this pic and giving a fuck about twitter things
>that music
what the FUCK
Don't watch Raw tonight
Why they change the low fi MITB theme?!?
is Joe gonna rape Dominic?
Shut up, fag. I'll take inane over boring.
On a scale of 1-10, how badly would you like to see Ricoshit botch his 630 and land on his neck, turning it into absolute sawdust?
stream it, brother. That's what I do.
im done watching this shit
OH WENDY
Dominic was raped in the summer of '19
wtf is that MitB theme?
WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY I reckon Dominic is getting choked out tonight.
What's wrong with 50/50 booking?
JOES GONNA RAPE YOU!
>Dominick about to be 92'd
can someone give me a quick rundown since im too intelligent to watch filler episodes of raw
Yeah he's gonna plow that boipucci
holy shit Rey can't even speak naturally to his kid.
How is 50 Shades Darker appropriate for basic cable?
Solid 4.5
the perfect woman
nobody gets over
Dominique has those Kevin Nash Legs hes gonna ding-dong diddly get ninety-two’d right now
That kid could really use Kevin Nash as a bodyguard
e drones spend another week trying to convince their selves that it will get better
on Joe's big Samoan cock
It took the perfect man to become the perfect woman.
Is this the 1st stage of the bimbo look?
Joe Duct taped Dominic's wrists to his ankles and took him to pound town..
It’s not even 9:30 and I’m legitimately considering going to bed rather than watch this. I miss comfy wrestling, this is just brain numbing drivel
we've gradually gone full degenerate since Hitler lost.
because is not his kid
My favorite wrestlers are Becky Lynch, Samoa Joe, and Robert Roode!
Charly is pure and cute
Cant wait for his leaks. I hope he has a feminine penis.
Shes the kind of dude i'd like to do some frotting with and have a beer with afterwards.
Cause its vanilla as fuck and will most likley be edited down
Joes gonna say it!
The person who wins last wins the feud.
>Coolish opening with Vince, Roman, DBry, Kofi, Drew, AJ and Seth all coming out one after another
>Super Lucha Bros squashed someone
>Braun is feuding with Sami, making the show somehow more boring
>Lacey sent scented mail to Naomi Natalya and Dana
It’s only been 90 mins but I honestly struggle to remember anything else
It's time to brap Yea Forums!
Fuck I wanted him to choke Dom out
Less than 0 reaction for Lacey
he looks like he could be joe's kid
Who the fuck wants people to get over? What that do for us? Nothing. That's what.
Who is that lesbian with Joe?
Domick looks like he's trying hold back laughter. He ain't gonna make it with the wolves
I still wanna ride Bailey Jay until we mutually bust
>Coolish opening
It was cringe desu la
"""""""""""""""Uncle"""""""""""""""" Eddie
OH SHIT HE EVOKED DEADIE HE'S GONNA GET RAPED
LIKE A TRANNY
TUCK LIKE A TRANNY
why is mocha joe so damn great at promos?
But Joe won at Mania, he should have won the feud yet here we are.
New NXT women’s callup.
he's Eddie's kid
you forgot the Rollins and AJ snoozefest tag match
This
Why does Lacy have the back of a man?!?
>lacey evans
BORRRRING BORRRIING BORRRIING
CHANGE THE CHANNEL
CHANGE THE CHANNEL
desu i used to still hope they would make the show interesting again but i really have no love left for this simped out company. idk much about AEW but i hope they put WWE out of business.
>putting divashit on before the nba
it's over
Looks like Rey son went to the Becky Lynch school of acting.
Kek I actually did. And Ricochet/Roode. Jaysus Christ this episode.
crowd DEAD for poor Dana
>BRING IT TO THE FLOOR
The ratings actually will from here on out
Because he's been doing them for literal decades at this point, and he's gone to great lengths to improve upon and perfect them in that time.
>Joe didn't rape Dominic
underwhelming lad
Crickets
>Lacey shitting on bulbasaurs part 2
BASED
CMLL starts in 30 minutes. It's never too late to make the switch
youtu.be
>"Uncle" Eddie
Bastard storyline when?
Great pop for Dana Brooke there
THAT LEXI POP!
lacey has huge shoulders
Dana Brooks theme music sounds like after the burial
Because it’s sexy
Dana looks hot again
who is this delicious brown thot in the ring?
What the fuck happened to Dana she looks hot now.
Lacey's voice is literal sex
also Dana looks yummy tonight
>"save the ratings" show
>2 (two) matches with local indie jobbers
dana looks good this week
Corpsing? Send for the man
>local talent
ratings getting BTFO
Great job at hiding the slap. Get these women shitters off the screen already
I haven't watched Raw in a long time, is the crowd really this dead or do they fuck with the mics now
Based Lexi is using pigatils so D-von can savage her on backstage
>Slow-mo on lacey slapping her arm for sound
lmao
did they even introduce the jobber?
Lacey is giving me an armpit fetish HELP
she ate that one
>exposing the business via the shoulder slap with the replay
Nice try Schlomo..
Lacey is pretty good lads
>all these nameless jobbers
it's 1995 all over again, ratings included
GOD I want to stuff my nose right in Alexa Bliss's tight pink butthole and take a nice sniff
>Crowd dead as fuck
Were hitting final nitro numbers tonight lad
What does Lacey Evans braps smell and sound like?
Bad time to start lol, this show has just been dire. Crowd’s probably cutting their wrists.
BASED N-WORD
Are you ready to BRAP LIKE LADY? STANK LIKE A LADY?
damn that nigga in the background flew down the Stairs like Mary Poppins
autism kicking in
Baste
SHES WALKIN SHE'S TALKIN ITS THE OLD BECKY LYNCH BY GAWD
Lacey should be the next Sable, minus the drawing but there is nothing that can draw fans anymore.
lacey has literally been the best part of this show so far.
MOMMY
Holy shit a local competitor how impressive Lacey is super fucking over now. What an unbeatable fucking monster that can't lose a match to anyone on the current roster. How can anyone possibly beat her? She just beat a female jobber so quickly that she's in a league of her own. Good thing she beat a literal who and not some one on the roster or else she wouldn't look as strong.
Literally more entertaining than anything else
>becky comes out
There goes the ratings
Booooring booooooring boooooooooring
How come a jobber never shoot fights on live TV? It's there one chance at five minutes that girl should have went hard on Lacy Evans.
what face will Becky use tonight
I hate Becky now
RATINGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
NEW THREAD
Pitstop
BECKY TWO PITS
>one weird trick for record low ratings!
Is raw in Bingo hall tonight?
I can't be the only one noticing how small this venue is.
Evans is a droning charisma vacuum, what an absolute bore
BASED BRYAN NAMING THE MERCHANT!!!
SHILLING
Did they give Sami "The Human Swastika" Zayn a boring chant earlier or was I hearing shit?
When is the bray promo usually aired?
Because they're actually paid more in one night working with WWE than months of shows on the indie circuit
That guy got over for me in those few second, ding-dong diddly based
End this cringe fest please
Based redpill Bryan, i messed him so much.
Bryan, Sami, Lacey, Sullivan and Djokovic should make a stable
They did
Go away charm city gamer
Daniel Redpill Bryan
Absolutely based
Secretly funded by Hogan brutha
Based necrotrips of smelly Syrian albino nigger.