*kills some dogs*
*kills some dogs*
Hudson Brown
Lucas Barnes
>S-STOP K-KILLING DOGS!!
Charles Evans
Ya man, kill humans instead, they suck and never give enough treats
Jace Martinez
Do you think the trap that kicked JR's ass was cute?
Tyler Moore
>literally the only person Triple H has ever shot on in-ring
Based animal rights Paul.
Colton James
>They offered him 10% of the gate or half of gate whichever was greater
Americans into maths.
Blake Richardson
*works the marks into adoring him*
*is actually a massive heel IRL*
based or crīñgë?
Jackson Clark
Mega Based
Gavin Collins
We need to figure out who the tranny was for meme material. What town did the incident occur in?
Elijah Morales
He was at the tranny's house when the tranny beat his face in.
Jace Cooper
Does JR still live in Oklahoma?
Michael Ward
is JR getting to know the tranny wrestlers before AEW debuts?
Robert Butler
He is stress-testing them.
Henry Collins
I feel like I had a stroke trying to read this. No idea what it even says.
Jordan Ross
He's saying that JR, who worked for NWA at the time, stiffed Sabu's uncle out of $90k. He's also claiming that JR is lying about hurting himself on concrete and actually got beat up by a tranny hooker.
Chase Walker
Did JR really kill his wife's dogs?
Josiah Perry
Sure it wasn't Austin's tranny wife?
Joseph Cruz
Jan rimes with man, coincidence?
Jack Lee
No. He killed his wife's cat. He smashed a sackful of puppies with a hammer when he was a child because his father told him to.
Xavier Butler
What? She doesn't look like one to me.
Cooper Sullivan
10% can be greater than 50% depending on the number of attendees, you dork.
Carson Lee
Based JR telling Sabu's cokehead uncle to fuck off
Kevin Nguyen
That's some serial killer shit. I wonder how many bodies Good Ol' JR has buried in his crawlspace.
Ian Kelly
They probably said "Hey ya dumb fucking Iranian, you can get 10k guaranteed or half the gate. Which do you prefer?" And his dumbass uncle took the 10k then regretted it
Henry Sullivan
Bhused
Easton Ward
She looks like she can take a stone cold beating