Oh no

oh no

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>JR, WHO'S THAT HOODED MAN IN THE HOT DOG ZONE
>BAH GAWD THAT'S...THAT'S GOTTA ME STARS WARS FAN AND MMA LEGEND, CM PUNK

you of course can't forget his bronze medal in Brazilian jiu-jitsu, JR

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From 5th longest reigning WWE champion of all time...to Star Wars fan...

>can't be called a WWE superstar
>can't be called a wrestler
>can't be called an MMA fighter
>can't be called mr. mendez
>literally just a guy
JUST

>not making a living out of being a nerd

>coming soon:
>checkout my youtube channel
>I've got tons of vintage comic books and star wars figures too
>no guests
>ever
you know it's coming

I didn't know Walking Dead Enthusiast Phil Brooks was a Star Wars fan too

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Was it Mickey Gall or the nigger who gave Cock Mongler those offset googly eyes?

I really don't believe this is Phil whoring himself for appearance fees. I believe Phil still has plenty of cash flow at this time.

What this is really about is simple: Phil has no friends anymore. He lacks human interaction. Not even Scotty is his friend anymore. All he has is April, and she's in her own world playing games and hanging out with her friends. Phil needs new friends, so April makes him go on these shows to get him out of the house.

i suddenly feel bad for him

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Poor guy

Don't. He had pushed away dozens of close friends over the course of his life. He creates his problems because he's a lousy person to be friends with. He will suddenly turn on you at any time, once you're close enough to him.

I guess you're right.

But user, autism is a crippling disease; it's not his fault he suffers from antisocial personality disorder.

He's just an asshole.

And what's wrong with being a star wars fan?

when/how did phillip hurt you?

>reduced to "STAR WARS FAN"
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
based

Are there even CM Phil Mendez fans anymore?

literally worse than being a wrestling fan.

delusional, nothing is worse than being a wrestling fan

watching star wars is like watching capeshit or big bang theory, normies all do it

but watching wrestling, a little kids show, is like being a male adult who watches my little pony or sonic the hedgehog

Punk Derangement Syndrome

BASED