>Now, user. Ol' Stone Cold here has been reading the dirt sheets and the smarks are saying you're a kissless virgin incel who needs to "have sex". Lay it to me, straight brother. Is this a work or a shoot?
Now, user...
Alexander Cook
Adrian Gutierrez
Its a work and have the STD to prove it
Levi Morgan
Worked shoot. I have gotten laid but I've socially regressed since then to the point that I'm back working the Taiwanese basketweaving bingo halls again.
Isaiah Sullivan
Based user not being a mark for himself and putting Yea Forums over.
Jason Butler
Shoot. It's true. It's DAMN true.
Asher Gonzalez
I had sex once steve but I was greener than gooseshit so I jobbed out in 30 seconds
Jayden Bailey
>finally have sex
>it was great and i desire it again but that's the extent of my feelings on it
is this the ultimate redpill?
Eli Parker
Can relate. I’ve been carried to my best work on my staring up at the lights.
Any time I’m on top is a recipe for a one minute squash with a DUD rating.
Blake Carter
Now user is true you have one of those waifu gimmicks
Nathaniel Brown
Only twinks and femboys wanna have sex with me since I've moved into the big city, Steve. I miss living out in the country where all I needed was a six pack and a steak to attract anyone from fresh out of high school Stacys to THICC Milfs.