The greatest heel of all time is a manlet

>the greatest heel of all time is a manlet

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he was a shitter that got pushed to the moon by Hindenberg. Mussolini? Now he was an old school territory heel.

He was an overrated shitter. His squash match against Poland was OK, but after that it was the same old shit 6 million times.

Deadolf Hitler was raped by Art Barr in the brisk Spring of 1945.

You have to admit his run in the western territories was pretty good. He was getting some major heet before getting beat by that tweener Stalin and white meat babyface Roosevelt. Even then they still made him look good

He was a heel in the way that the (((bookers))) forced him to be heel when in reality we know he's a pretty good guy but since the commentators say he's a heel that means he's a heel.

Lol, heet

>territory heel
>had to spread to Africa

>(((bookers))) forced him to be heel
Nah Hitler always wanted to be a vicious heel. Check out the worked shoot he did on Poland before squashing them. He was a good heel and knew how to get nuclear heat

>6 million times
That's a worked figure

The North African tour was kinda cringe but I heard the dark matches were decent

It's true that he had organic heat but it became very forced in the years to come.
He was still over with many people. Even the (((bookers))) themselves. But when he decided to go into buisness for himself and go against the (((bookers))) they tried to bury him. He was still over with some fans but others buyed into the (((bookers))) and agreed that he should be buried.

I’ll never forget the time he powerbombed Anne Frank through a table .The man really knew how to work a crowd.

>it became very forced in the years to come.
There are some shitters out there who play it up. The Self Destruction of the Ultimate Furher DVD was pretty exaggerated in my opinion but all the old school fans and boys in the back know how good of a heel he was

>Even the (((bookers))) themselves
How do you figure?

>But when he decided to go into buisness for himself and go against the (((bookers))) they tried to bury him
Brother if he would've stayed in the central territories he would've been fine. The promoters were even ok with him taking over the Sudatenland and Austria promotions. Problem is he became a mark for himself and tried taking over the Eastern Territories which drew major heat from all the promoters.

>He was still over with some fans
Only the smarkiest of smarks.

>heel

fucking smarks

*kills himself after humiliating defeat getting 20 million of his own people killed in your path*

Well the (((bookers))) had ultimate authority over the Royal Family stable and they were fans of Hitler. At least backstage. It was only until the (((bookers))) tried the bury Hitler that they turned on him.

At what point were the bookers fans of Hitler? IIRC he always drew major heat amongst all the bookers in the east and west.

>t was only until the (((bookers))) tried the bury Hitler
Other way around brother. Hitler became a self mark and tried fucking with the Eastern Territories and got buried. He had a hell of a run though

Poland killed the business when they started leaking the Enigma letters to the Observer.

an absolute beast on the mic, could literally work any crowd

I guess. The point is that the (((bookers))) play him up as much more of a heel than he actually was.

Wouldn't he have been a face during his run? He was over as fuck in Germany.

Nah the Night of the Long Knives PPV was when he turned heel

>He actually believes Hitler killed himself

lmao I bet you think the Montreal Screwjob was a shoot too.

Glad he bowed out of the business on his own terms, with an untarnished rep when the West came knocking on his door.
A bunch of other guys from his fed dragged out their careers in America without drawing any dimes, or embarrassingly clung to the limelight into old age until the universe turned on them.

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You have 20 secs to find a better promo than Hitler vs Goldberg.
Protip: you can't.

He was actually pretty average in height for someone born in the 1890s. He was 5'9"

>HITLER...HAS ONLY GOT ONE BALL
>THE OTHER...IS IN THE ALBERT HALL
Nothing worse than the fucking War after D-Day crowds

He had a memorable IC run but he was always just a gate keeper midcard to the real heel, big rubles Stalin.

based

kek. admitting you’re retarded. based retard /pol/ster running wild.

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crinfe and workdwe

>crinfe and workdwe

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lol nice selfie

holy ding-dong diddly seetheola