The Gay Community edition
Witness the action at implyingrigged DOT info and watch as we face off against /cm/ in a crucial match that Yea Forums needs to win
>But when are we playing this match of virtual divegrass, jabroni?
Around 19 40 UTC, so convert into your timezone ya ding-dong diddily dingus
Yea Forums BOM BA YE
Yea Forums BOM BA YE
Yea Forums BOM BA YE
LET'S GET OUT OF THE FETUS AND ASCEND TO THE MIDCARD BOYS
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Yea Forums ain't winning jack shit, festus for life.
how many bongs?
2
We can Pound the Traps boipucci's.
I know we can.
the models are so cringe now. why did they even bother changing versions
Mmmmmm Ricardo has scored 4 goals
we're gonna need this performance from the Undercarder
get a better manager
he cant book for shit
ding-dong diddily bumpola
>last reply almost an hour ago
mmmmm this isn't gonna work with me brother
>the /out/ game has restarted
OH NO NO NO
WE'RE ON NEXT MATCH
GET READY
if we don't advance, DESU today should be loser leaves town for at least one of the managers.
nah, they were really good when it comes to content stuff, sadly results don't go along with it
We've got this.
Where can I watch this?
>I know le leddit and /woo/
I’m new here and I’ve never liked woo or leddit
implyingrigged dot info then click Cytube
WE'RE DING-DONG DIDDILY ABOUT TO START
GET INTO THE STREAM
you faggots need to put on the QUAKE kits the white kits are ding-dong diddly cursed.
NO DON'T START ZORB
>Bobcore
HEY I GOT AN IDEA, WHY DON'T WE PUT BOBCORE IN CENTRAL DEFENCE?
And then what?
AND THEN HE TACKLES EVERYONE. DOOT DOOT DOOT.
Fucking Dimes had that one, come on
peak cringe on commentary right now
Yea Forums in a nutshell
/cm/ punk dabbing on Yea Forums
Yikes
SUB OFF JEWCE LEE
Big Choke John
B U R I E D
Holy shit we are awful.
2017 Summer Elite
>KO'd at Group Stage
2017 Autumn Babby
>KO'd at Group Stage
2018 Spring Babby
>KO'd at Group Stage
2018 Autumn Babby
>KO'd at Group Stage
2019 Spring FETUS NOT EVEN BABBY
>KO'd at Group Stage
SACKED IN THE MORNING
2-0 Yea Forums UNEQUIVOCALLY IRREDEEMABLY AND IRREPARABLY BTFO
>not subbing in Big Bible AJ
>keeping in Zorb even if he can't draw flies to shit
>not wearing Quake kits
>keeping Brucetty
holy fucking cringeola
sack our manager
Being Yea Forums is suffering
>Not fielding Big Bible AJ
I know that feel bro.
t. /o/
even the commentators are bitching about the booking from the manager
SACK OUR MANAGER
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
SACK OUR MANAGER
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
the commentators are embarassing
no wonder why people hate wrestling fans
>3-0
losing 3 - 0 without the big dog
>have bombed in the last 5 cups
>changed the home stadium
>changed the logo
>changed the kit
>changed the anthem
>changed the memes
>same result
>"....it's not the managers fault!"
>miss me yet y'all?
Get REKT, Yea Forums. It'll be fun to watch you squirm in the fall festus.
who's the Jannetty?
>putting in shit like chadblade that was forced for 2 weeks
i'm saying that they at least changed the stuff
sack those fucking managers
Prozach, Groudon is the Vince
Even the managers changed lately user.
>No Big Bible AJ
>Get pinned for the 3-count
Fools.
the common double Jannetty
we just got dabbed on by a fucking AUTOPILOT in the fetus.
Every cup I think this is the lowest point in club history, but they just keep outdoing themselves.
why isn't cena retired, it's not like he wrestles, i can understand hawk being in, but cmon
>crowd wants AJ
>thread wants AJ
>o-oh we'll just sub in hotdog and a handshake
even an autopilot would ding-dong diddily be better
an autopilot? that's hilarious!
I know one of those fucking managers are browsing this thread right now. Hang your heads in shame haha
they've changed everything except what matters 2nd most: the results.
this is an upper body business, brother.
chadblade man of the match desu
this is our squad
who do we need to axe?
who do we need to bring back?
we need to actually not be an embarrassment for this upcoming Fall
No changes for now. A lot can happen from now to Autumn.
get a better manager that actually gives a fuck
we just did this fucking thing like 2 weeks ago.
we've almost quite literally changed everything but the managers.
maybe the managers just try too hard and over analyze things, second guess, and they get too tunnel vision IDK what goes on in there. Maybe next time they just relax and let PES happen.
The managers. It's just like WWMeme. They fumble worse than last time and drones just come out to defend them.
Pros under Groudon & Prozack
>done a good job rebuilding the memes
>got us a great home stadium
>improved the logo
>big time improved the kits and got a based QUAKE kit
>huge improvement on player models & aesthetic
Cons under Groudon & Prozak
>the results fucking suck
>they don't use QUAKE kits
I wonder if the answer is a third manager
but that's probably too much desu
We used to be good when Groudon did shit solo.
Tony Hawk, Bruce Lee and, i hate to say it, Zorbs need to go. When our lineup up is purely wrestling just like our board has become, we will rise from the ashes and soar into the main event
Last 10 Games:
>L 0-3 vs. /cm/: backup in net
>L 0-2 vs. /p/: backup in net
>W 3-1 vs. /fa/; VACANT in net
>L 1-2 vs. /fit/; backup in net
>D 0-0 vs. Yea Forums; VACANT in net
>D 1-1 vs. /pol; backup in net
>W 3-2 vs. Yea Forums; VACANT in net
>L 0-1 vs.. /gif/; backup in net
>L 1-2 vs. /m/; backup in net
>W 2-0 vs. /cm/; VACANT in net
3-0-1 when VACANT starts and only 3 goals conceded
0-5-1 when VACANT sits and 11 goals conceded
what does it mean? does it mean our managers are shoot retarded that they bench our franchise starting goalie?
Where the fuck is the ace? Why the fuck is bobbo there? DEAN? Still? really?
No one cares about your shitty ace meme
very interesting
meme magic is real and these managers need to a get a clue and leave VACANT in net forever.
seething
the only thing worse than the result was the commentary.
True I heard a nig prob scared summer of 92
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Man, I usually don't have any excuses. We came here tonight and we got our butt whipped. I made the biggest mistake of my life...I trained, look at me I'M SO BIG! Maybe it's...maybe Ding-Dong DiddlyTime's over. I ain't nothin but a big piece of shit. A big FAT piece of shit!
In all seriousness, I'm not sure where to go from here. Like said, every single cup I've been in since I've started co-managing has been the newest Worst Cup in Yea Forums History. The strangest thing is I don't think there's anything that's been fundamentally wrong with our tactics or anything, we look good in >>>>testing, but we just simply don't get results.
The saddest part is this is probably one of the few boards out there that has its interest in the cup grow over time rather than dwindle, but we're not offering a good on-field product to match. You deserve better than this.
Any questions you have on anything (kits, GK management, tactics, desire to test/manage etc.) feel free to ask me in here, I'll try to answer them as honestly and thoroughly as I can.
Fuck, man.
>Beefy musclemen beaten by twinks
OH NO NO NO NO
Why bench vacant and why did you ban me from discord
t. KikeExtinguisher
You know what's strange about this? In all those VACANT matches either I was livemanaging or VACANT was player-managing from a pastebin, and in all the non-VACANT matches Groudon was livemanaging. But the even stranger part is I can't even blame Groudon for doing it because (kayfabe break time) in every cup VACANT and whoever his backup has been have been the *exact same person*. Same height, same weight, same stats, same cards, everything. So the logic in using the backup when we did has always been prioritize better condition because in theory the backup should be just as good. Literally the only thing I can chalk it up to with the backup being universally worse, while also always happening to be when one specific person manages is meme magic. I think it's enough of a sample size at this point to just run with one keeper going forward cause no one else is cutting it behind the GOAT.
>But the even stranger part is I can't even blame Groudon for doing it because (kayfabe break time) in every cup VACANT and whoever his backup has been have been the *exact same person*.
stopped reading right here
you should be sacked on the spot for EXPOSING THE GODDAMN BUSINESS
Sorry but I had to shoot, brother, just so people know where we're coming from when VACANT didn't play. It's not that we're blowing off you guys, it's that logically there should be no reason for this huge disparity in results. Obviously I can see now how much meme magic trumps logic.
Pls respond brochad
mmmm brother
my opinion???
we don't got the fashion
look at those white jerseys
bland
not flashy
vanilla midget attire
take a look at these ding-dong diddily dongers
we should use these more
maybe we'll get more results and not get beaten by twinks this time mmmmmm
desu 3rd, 4th, 5th & 6th kits need to be retired.
The meme EARTHQUAKE kit is pure dimes and the home white kit looks like a good real kit.
maybe more meme kits could be designed to replace those old kits that are just taking up space? what the hell are the 5th & 6th kits even supposed to be?
I didn't want discord police to happenstance stumble upon the server and go "oh, they have a dude named KikeExtinguisher" and delete the whole thing.
Yeah I got some good designs from a guy last cup who made both the Belgian away variant that's been our home kit as well as the ever popular Quake kits. Can't speak to why Quake kits weren't used the last couple days but for the /fa/ match they wanted to use one of their dark kits and I didn't want to clash with our own or force them to change. There's mindgaming and then there's being a dick for no reason to the other guy, even though being a dickhead's cool. The last four are classics that we kept on for a couple cups but will probably just be retired since I don't see us going back to them anytime soon.
In the event that no one wants to test for you, should I get PES 19, and if anything, can I actually buy it on Steam (I know, >buying), and then download whatever relevant files there are of the 4cc and then conduct said testings?
maybe it's a good idea to retire the last 4 kits
i'd like to see a replacement soon though
also
mmmmmm
I've been looking for the w/asp/s discord for a while now
you should add it to the wiki page
I've changed username.you can unban me now
here is a folder of concept designs from last year
some are p good IMO others are borderline yikes/required taste but thems the breaks when the team colors are red & yella there is only so much we can do.
Templates used were a mix of Belgium Natl Team/Galatasaray. Could have some fun with meme kits if the ideas are there.
>we're not offering a good on-field product to match
Sounds like a ding-dong diddly WWE team to me.
mmk, wrestler's court will let you off this time.
discord.gg
I don't think the odds are high we move to 19 or stay on 18 considering how much of a disaster this PES has been already, but I'd be happy to help in getting you setup with all the shit you need for installation if you're interested in helping out. Obviously we can use all the help we need so anyone interested feel free to contact us.
>Ribera Steakhouse as sponsor
>WWE Apparel as kit maker
nice touches
most of those kits are nice.
the striped ones are weird
earthquake kit and macho man kit is pure kino
the other kits except for the first one are pretty good too
Those are all based
Big match John keeps jobbing on goals
BASED Vacant blowing Zorbetty the FUCK out
Why does Zorb in game look like glueman?
#Tank4Zion
That would be PES 18's/partially my fault. FBMs like before barely work which is why it took 3 tries for /o/ to get cars on their team, and Zorb was an FBM. Was trying to replace him with a Bix head in a Zorb as a cardhead, but he and all the other cardheads I would try would crash the game upon startup, and rather than risk becoming a bigger meme than even /an/ I decided just sticking with the sad Finnish man you saw would be the safer choice for the stream's sake. It wasn't pretty, but I think guys like Ding-Dong Diddly and the new heads for Cena and Carder (disembodied that they were) helped make up for it.
>American result-based stat analysis