Yea Forums here, Why is WWE's Commentary so bad?

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Women

>Vince McMahon and Kevin Dunn are women
HOLY SHIT! WHAT A SCOOP!

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Renee Ambrose

Cope, smark. You sound like a woman, fucking ladyboy soi smark

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To work marks like you

It's Renee Moxley now.

this post could reek of incel more
>smark
what a fucking mark. you think wrestling's real, fella?

They have a script and they aren’t allowed certain words because Vince gets pissed if you say some words he doesn’t like. Everything in wwmeme is scripted that’s why is shit

Because they don't need to be good to make money

She is still signed to WWE so Vince makes her go by her slave name. God I hope she follows her husband somewhere

Audience is full of retards

Corey Graves and Rene Young have a shitload of sexual tension that just makes every single interaction between them awkward.

three people on commentary is just too much... especially when one of them is renee

you have to go back

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You mean Renee Good

Here's your answer
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Justifies the matches. Can't make shit shine

boxing has 3-4 people at times and they always work a decent commentary team

Picture this you hire random people off of the street and you have conversations between people without a script. You also dress characters based off what they were in life.

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You mean Jon Paquette

Cole has a terrible voice, can't sell or make things feel genuine, doesn't understand how to call a match and literally thinks the way he is directed to do voice over work for their video games is the way a match should be called - repetitive sound bites.

It'll be Renee Lashley soon enough.

Because there's no script beside the lead announcer doing ad reads once in a while and one guy is usually there just to mark out JR style when an exciting fight is happening.

It's usually good unless its a Canelo or Mayweather fight and they spend 12 rounds marking out and ignoring the other guys

MAMMA MIA THIS POST IS ALMOST AS BAD AS FOOTFAG THREAD ON Yea Forums

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Vince micro-managing
3 person commentary teams instead 2

Renee isn't even on Smack and it's bad there too bros

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Everyone here likest o blame it one Renee, which to be fair does fall under the categories i sm about to list out, but overall there is simply not a entertaining commentator on any brands. They all are just boring robots whoe either say shit like WOAH or OUCH! And when they arent saying stuff like that they are bickering or shilling out more shitty branding that no one cares about. Not to mention the garbage nicknames they give the wrestlers which the announcers have to spout out every millisecond they are on screen. And then when one of them do something even remotely entertaining or funny, Vince and Dunn are there to yell at them so for the rest of the night they are back to their boring, mundane, shilling selves. I genuinely think that the product might be better without announcers that are both boring and insult our intelligence, or if WWE died as a whole.

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no corny to save it

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It''s the little voice in their heads.

It's a lot better without her. I only watch Wrestlemania and Rumble but we were so happy every time it was a Smackdown match

Vince's autism for words and being in Cole's ear for 3+ hours makes everything sound fake and stupid, even by wrestling standards.