The first episode of SmackDown on FOX needs to draw a huge number. Vince and Hunter are desperate...

We show it...Full penetration in the ring.

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Can I call anyone I want? How much money do I have available? Can I use all the roster? NXT? Where will the show will be? Do I have to continue storylines? Will there be a gimmick in place for the show?

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>Can I call anyone I want?
Yes
>How much money do I have available?
WWE's rolling in cash with the new TV deal, essentially a blank check
>Can I use all the roster?
Yes
>NXT?
Yes
>Where will the show will be?
IIRC it's going to be in LA
>Do I have to continue storylines?
Up to you
>Will there be a gimmick in place for the show?
Up to you

I think they'll get a good number that first night. A good one.

They will not sustain it, though. They don't have the capacity to.

Why? It's built in for some fantastic memes... that someone else who's not me will make.

Bring out the rock!

It airs on Friday. No way will the numbers be anywhere near as good as they currently is

1. I'd buy FOX the rights to Spider-Man from Sony
2. Spider-Man now wrestles exclusively on the FOX SmackDown.
No WWE Network, no Raw.
3. Have Tom Holland make TV appearances in the suit to cross promote the movie.
This is now a Fox/Sony/Disney venture.
4. Put literally any mark from 205 Live in the suit to wrestle.
5. Rake in the dough on mask sells and other merchandise
Literally sell tons of WWE / Spider-Man bed sheets, cartoons, action figures, video games globally
6. Spider-Man is literally a WWE champion now
7. Coast off of Disney and the MCU's marketability of Spider-Man
8. WWE Studios is now listed as the producer of the future Spiderverse films after Spider-Man: Far From Home is released
9. Sit on the property until Disney comes calling with an offer I cannot refuse, or Sony does the same
10. Cash in on my investment

This is the idea you didn't know you wanted, Fox.

>0 womens wrestling
Except for Carmella vs Bayley in a bra and panties match

Wow dimes

pay Rock whatever it takes

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Nah if you want that cringe shit just go wat h porn. Girls should only be valets or interviewers they also have to be hot and sexy and not males like the dickgirl they have rn and more ugly.bitches

Skip and Shannon tag team champs when?

i'm gonna try and do this seriously cause i'm a drunk loser
>Show opens with Jinder Mahal beating up people backstage, segment ends with him throwing a still injured Big E through some glass. He's getting the 2000 Scott Steiner push.
>Shane comes out and is now a tweener. Says that Jinder's behavior is unacceptable blah blah
>Big Poppa Poo hits the ring and grabs Shane by the throat cause he don't take orders from nobody. He's been taking advice from someone and he's going to get back to the top of the mountain. He's ditched the Dingleberries and is now accompanied to the ring by half naked chicks.
>Kofi makes the save and the two brawl, world title match is the main event.
>Cut to the back where Daniel Bryan is yelling at the Otis dude for eating steaks
>Otis spergs out and and they brawl setting up a match for later
>Ali vs Finn Balor with some cruiserweight action (6 minutes or so)
>Firefly Funhouse with special guest: Willow
>Aleister Black gives spoopy promo in a graveyard, mentions some sort of higher power guiding him
>shot of Elias randomly drifting around the streets and he notices a bar into commercial
>Elias doing an impromtu show at a local bar
>sees Orton is there and shits on him for RKO'ing him that one time
>Randy Orton sneks his way behind him and the two have a bar room brawl
>Otis vs Bryan
>Nakameme introduces his new tightly clad in leather woman manager and says from now on he will only speak in Japanese
>Shelton Benjamin vignette promising he's coming back better than ever
>Shane has that announcer buy backstage and is yelling at him when the Big Dog attacks him and the two brawl all over the arena
>Kofi promo backstage
>Lars Sullivan sit down interview to actually develop his character
>Kofi vs Jinder
>ref bump
>Kevin Nash hits the ring and Jacknifes Kofi (yes seriously)
>Jinder is the champ and Nash is back as an on screen character/mentor like he was in TNA

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Bring Dwayne back. Reminder that Smackdown is made for him.

Main event is a shoot fight between CM Punk and Earl Jenner. Hebner isn't allowed to use his legs to make it a bit more fair.

>Vince comes out.
"Alright, every women's wrestler, get out here now!"
>the women all shuffle out looking scared
"You're all goddamn fired! Now 205 Live, you come out, and don't forget that faggot Finn Balor and that uppity jigaboo, Lio Rush!"
>cut to commercial
>comes back
"ALL OF YOU ARE FIRED!"

Baron Corbin vs Braun Strowman
Bobby Lashley vs Brock Lesnar
Goldberg vs Jinder Mahal
Ryback vs Drew McIntyre
Rhea Ripley vs Pete Dunne
Walter vs Titus O'Neil
HHH vs Batista vs The Rock Main Event

>First show on FS1 is in LA Staples Center
>Lebron shows up and tags with Shannon as they go over Skip and his tag partner Kevin Durant.
KD announces he’s joining the heel Los Angeles Clippers stable and overthrowing Lebron
Instant dimes

Holy shit this would absolutely work in the modern market.
Put some no-dime shitter in a mask
>Have him go over big men and do crazy stunts every match
>Gimmick some trucks and fake walls and have him lift heavy shit
>Literally just recreate the Bonesaw match
>Tom Holland shows up in the crowd in the beginning of the show, the top heel calls out Spider-Man, and Tom Holland disappears from the crowd only for Ricochet in a suit to come out

Can I bring in Jim Cornette as acting WWE Kayfabe President in a Jack T Role?

So he can come out and EXPLAIN THE RULES OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING.

This is going to be a hard sale Kayfabe show because fox wants to promote it that way, and when.

Jim Scraps the male diva's strap we've had to fucking call a championship, get big gold back out. Vince Protests, Hunter backs Jim, Vince asks the crowd and when the crowd pops for a belt that is not FUCKING AWFUl he'll relent but still seem angry about to set up future plotlines.

First MONTH of weekly programming will be a tournament to crown the first champion for big gold. Actual god damned interviews with wrestlers again before their matches for the tournament. Give them some time.Use it to set their motivations for why they're involved in this dangerous sport.

Money, Family, Fame, Proving their tough respect, proving they're the best etc. let the fans identify what motivates each wrestler.

Daniel Bryan has the WWE championship back and faces Walter for the title.

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Will the New Day be allowed to twerk and throw pancakes?

You unironically do need comedy bits for your live audience and the New Day are massive merch movers so yeah, the nigs can jive for a few minutes and throw some pancakes around in the middle of the show between the actual matches

OHNONONONONO they still have over a year to lose another third of their fanbase, they'll be running Raw in elementary school cafeterias by then.

This sounds really gay

wheel the money truck out to Chael Sonnen (anyone who knows Chael knows he'd be FUCKING DIMES if allowed to do his own promos)

I don't know who they even are, not joking, never even seen their names before.

He's already at FOX and is a fan of pro wrestling. He is a way better fit for commentary than Cormier

Cuz ya live in a 3rd world country, piss off

You are actually Russo, or you listened to to much of his podcast. Based

well you are the authority.

you may call me, “Yas Queen”

Only third world countries are ones where people don't even have basic human rights such as healthcare and education, just like USA ya know

bong seething

>muh pop

Nah fuck that. I'd overhaul the stories ASAP an so people feel there's a reason to tune in. Not that it's going to happen given Vince literally said he's on autopilot until September.

>Baron Corbin
Your audience has just turned off

That is so bad it's pure fucking kino

You know those porns where its two girls fighting each other and the loser gets strap on fucked by the winner?

Shoulda been Tobey

Easy. No midgets, no NXT anti-draws or japs. Book The Rock, Stone Cold, and Hogan. Hell, book the whole Attitude Era roster even if they can't wrestle nowadays.

No matter how well you book the episode it won't show up in the ratings until next week (or more realistically in maybe six months if the show is consistently good) and there are like two matches that would actually be draws. Just advertise Undertaker vs. Sting, doesn't even have to actually end up happening.

>Reigns
He's already driven off a million viewers

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Joe in a gauntlet match vs. 50 midgets

>>Kevin Nash hits the ring and Jacknifes Kofi (yes seriously)

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