Bros... why can't we have this today...?

She'd have to tape her nipples down like a motherfucker

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All this and a kick ass theme m.youtube.com/watch?v=H2wVePNkjlE

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based big dimes stiller objectifying the fuck out of deborah in that GTV skit.

I can see her wearing it

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A fat midcarder who's terrible?
we have Kevin Owens

GONNA KICK YOUR SORRY ASS OUT ON THE STREET

And they get this kind of fan love right?

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D lo was based and had surprisingly deep lore for a mid career cos his chest protector doubled as a damage boost when combined with his finisher

D’Lo was based you zoomer faggot. Even Droz doesn’t have a bad word to say about D’Lo.

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Fucking zoomers not understanding that not every wrestler was a carbon copy of the others back then.

>the chest protector gimmick
>hailing from Helsinki
>head nod gimmick
D'Lo was so great, much better than the current roster

D-Lo's tits would be more firm than Beckys.

>people can remember a dude nodding his head from 20 years ago
>no one remembers anything that has happened in WWE this decade

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maybe cause the mid card has been a revolving door of shit and wasted potential and the most consistent guy who stuck around was Dolph Ziggler, a guy who failed to be a main event draw over and over.

thanks, I used to have these gifs but lost some after my computer got fucked, thx for letting me steal your memes
I remember Roman getting booed at Raw the night after beating Take at WrestleMania, if they would have turned him then he could have been white hot. I also remember the shit Mania match. That stuff is probably the most memorable for me.

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Anons, I've been watching since '96
All D'Lo had was "head shake" - he was a generic gimmick in an era with a fucking pornstar gimmick

Imagine that.
Your entire gimmick and "lore" (dq fuq?!) is "Imma shake m y head on the street"

>European gimmick
>chest protector gimmick
>Nation of Domination member

I hate D'Lo too. But he had an armored chest plate. Don't forget about that!

what was the chest plate for?

Dlo brown had a pornstar gimmick? I thought his gimmick was I'm dlo fucking brown?

I miss these entrances so much. Now everyone just silently walks to the rings and will only look at the hard cam.

>an era with a fucking pornstar gimmick
You say that like it's a bad thing.

Big Dimes D-Lo would be a 12x champ in the "grateful to be here era"

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Made his frog splash finisher hurt more

Who had the better diddy bop, Gangrel or D-lo?

He hurt his chest in kayfabe so he wore it, and then kept wearing it because it hurt his opponents

ATK +6
DEF +8
SPD -4
MOV -1

Please get with the times, it's the "You deserve it!" era.
And fucking hell I hated dlo so fucking much. He would always work me into a seething shoot.

>You deserve it era
>Not Gratitude Era

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And it's supposed to be a bad thing?

still drew more dimes than all the modern manlet shitters like gargano combined

i hate to be that nostalgia fag boomer but i miss when midcards used to have wacky over the top characters
they're midcarders at the end of the day, you dont have to worry about their potential drawing power, go crazy with the gimmicks, who cares

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I literally injured my neck at least 10 times copying the D'Lo Brown head wobble.

D-Lo has a history of that, just look at Droz.

I concussed myself doing it

Why can't we have D'Lor Brown with Debra as his manager? We probably could but he's a 48 year old accountant and she's 59 years old and has been retired for almost 20 years now.

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D'lo would have had a shot at WWF championship if he didn't injure Droz. He was that good

bullshit if you don't remember the chest protector angle you're a millenial faggot poser

i didn't like d'lo at the time, but that's probably because he was a heel and i wasn't supposed to. he was absolutely better than today's midcard.

I watched a Bar Wrestling event (not live) at the start of the year and D'Lo was wrestling on it.
The guy is a fucking UNIT now, he's kinda fat but like Keith Lee HENCH.

SO YOU LIVIN IN A WHEELCHAIR NOW

Fuck it. Still would.

peanut head nigger is probably the worst gimmick of all time

>this level of cope
fuck off nigger

>it’s real

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D'lo was a very good worker, how was he shit? The guy was if anything, underrated.

when you're the European champ you get a lot of extra homes.

>no one posting this extremely homoerotic commercial with D'Lo and Stone Cold. Fucking Zoomers

youtu.be/X8IVbdGOC9I

Best Frog Splash, hands down.

golem get ye gone

if you made it on the RAW IS WAR intro does that mean you're based?

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Just no lol. He had friendship with Mark Henry and was involved in skits like being the reluctant limo driver in Henry/Chyna date, trying to get Mark to lose weight, having vignettes in different European towns etc.

Nah his push stopped when Russo left. Russo was a big Dlo guy.

Skits and vignettes outside of the arena? No way.

We have memories just bad ones

Debra turned into a GILF nicely

There's more chance Velveteen Dream wears it instead.

this

we all miss dlo

>Head bobble
OVER
>Mop
OVER
>A literal head
OVER
How did the Chadditude Era do it bros???

Everyone but XPAC.

X Pac was based in 98-99

>cuck foley
>carder
>cunter
>adam cuckland
nope

gay but very based

>t.

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I can't believe WWE didn't make a bobblehead toy for D'lo. They would have made millions off of it

zoom zoom mr. numale.

>JVC Kaboom Box
OVER

>SUPER SOAKERS
OVER

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Why can’t you have your waifu’s with the black talent? It’s because it’s happening exclusively off-camera nowadays instead of this.

I remember hearing D Lo say his neck is fucked up from all the neck seizure thing he'd do.

bros... why can't we have this today...?

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youtu.be/G20u5b23U_s

>that look of legit concern from the lady next to this dude

I wouldn't be surprised if he is a shoot retard and she is his handler from the looks of it.

>hand holding
Show is PG mate

I tried mimicking it a few years ago and I can't feel my toes anymore. Sometimes the rest of my feet go numb for a short while.

because despite being a midcarder D Lo was still a star
No one is allowed to be a star now unless they are handpicked by Vince

Based retardposter

I tried moving my head around as rapidly as he would, but I felt something in my neck pop and I suddenly lost feeling my my feet and my legs felt all tingly. I couldn't move them for about 15 minutes and I regained control over my legs. That was well over 6 years ago, my toes are still numb for the most part and occasionally I will lose feeling the rest of my feet.

But you do have it

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1. Charisma
All those guys you mentioned, D'Lo, Saturn, Al Snow, all had things that drew people in to them, stuff that made them connect with the audience in one way or another. This goes hand in hand with the fact that all 3 were very good workers. They all understood the business, they understood how to connect with a crowd.

2. WWF let people get over
"Hey people seemed to really get loud for that Mop segment."
"Well let's run the Mop again next week. Tell Saturn, and come up with 3 minutes of material for him."

NOW:
"Wow, people really got loud for Zack Ryder."
"FUCK HIM!!! WHO DOES THAT LITTLE SHIT THINK HE IS! TAKE HIM OFF T.V. FOR MONTHS, THEN BRING HIM BACK IN AN ANGLE WHERE HE'S A LITERAL KEKOLD TO A WRESTLER WE'RE PUSHING TO THE MOON!!!"
"YEAH! THAT'LL SHOW HIM! HEH HEH HEH!"
"HOW DARE HE BRING JOY TO OUR AUDIENCE!!!"

they got such a huge pop that night

Literally just google image search “DLo Brown gifs” ya simp. These aren’t rare gifs

Unsafe worker who never drew a dime and bumped his own neck to sawdust with the head shake gimmick

>finger
OVER
>eyebrow
OVER
>sock
OVER
>can of beer
OVER

What's up with inanimate objects having more charisma than today's roster?

you also forgot the list of Jericho. A fucking piece of paper on a clipboard was more over than the majority of the roster.

Baste and HGHpilled

i bet you fake dlo fans dont even remember his tna run

>zoom zoom
What are you? 10?

To think that the european, the IC and the wwf title actually had some prestige back then and actually meant something.

I bet you don't even remember his Smoky Mountain run.

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the older championships look so much more prestigious than the garbage belts the WWE has now.

I know I know, but still man, at least you could buy the idea that they were worth something you know?

Jesus, this too.

>he's a 48 year old accountant
So worked that 20 years later you think dlo was CPA by trade irl

It's not the belts, it's the wrestlers.

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Based theme

Goddamn Debra was stacked. The absolute state of today's trannies

D'Lo was the epitome of the midcard.
>credible Euro-Continental Champion
>based entrance music
>cool signature move
>good finisher, especially with the chest protector
>never even sniffed the world championship
D'Lo filled the midcard role perfectly.

How'd he not break his neck with all those head shakes

She's butt ugly. 2/3rds of the woman roster blow her out of the water

based grime drawing gangrel

ROLL YOUR SORRY ASS OUT INTO THE STREETS

I used to do that shit as a kid. I've must've looked like a mega autist

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