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it did when he was the 4th poster then you botched it, pinhead

I'd like to pine Miyu if ya catch my drift

this thread needs more AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA posting

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Yesterday I went to sleep right after PandeBooBoo lost because I thought there's no way Shoko's going to win so I missed the whole match. God damn it.

the show is already uploaded to xwt

Reminder that Marika Kobashi wrestled a match against Saki-sama last year in Shinkiba that was hailed by fans and DDT chairman Takagi Sanshiro as a "best bout" (Tokyo Joshi Pro, 2/18/18).

reminder that agua didn't bump the thread with this Marika shitpost because he's still worked from last night

So true it triggers.

you're still triggered from last night, loser

kek

You are applying an emotion where there is none.
I am pleased with last night's results.
The semi-main event ranked high for me.
Main event was good as well, and I am excited for the new direction of Tokyo Joshi Pro.

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lmaoing @ all Hikaricels

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you could tell Natsumi was losing since she came out to the ring looking pissed off and dejected

>damage control

>ring looking pissed off
The scene where Yuka was forcing her to take her hand at the end and Mizuki crying as well was heartbreaking. Maybe late change in the booking plan? Maybe they were winning until recently?
It all seemed like something happened. Takagi politicking TJP into keeping belt on Yuka, so it could be talked about at DON?

I hope Hikari lets her gauge wounds heal instead of further increasing the damage she has already done

everyone was in tears by the end of the Pandemic Boo Boo title match

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post more of Tatsumi's hips

I think it was just acting. Seriously though what the hell happened on that pin count?

pic related, me and my gf

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it always happens with the shitty refs, they don't do the one count loud enough or they do it as they drop down so the noise masks it so the one getting pinned doesn't think it's a count and waits until after the three count

How many joshi do you reckon he's fucked by now?

probably all of them. he's probably balls deep in marika as we speak.

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>Shoko vs Rosa
>Miyu vs Kay
>Sakisama/Misao vs Marika/Miu (this never ends)
>magirabbi/Haruna vs Yuna/Kamiyu/Mina
>PandeBoo vs Ito/Pom
>Rika vs Raku vs Unagi
>Nodoka/Yuki vs Kiryu/Mirai

They call her the Raku punisher. They say Raku is afraid of her backstage. Running to hide while Reika comes out, scared she will get punched in the head again for not obeying Reika's orders.

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I love Thunder Rosa

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remove gaijin

Poor Raku. While reading her simpering tweets about how much she "loves professional wrestling" I can tell she's not far from giving up.

The person who tailored her costume had never foreseen such breasts.

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To me it didn't look like Raku's fault at all. Reika was high anyway

*contemplates in corean*

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>Insectoid facial features
>Bulbous head
>Balding
>5'5
>Blind without glasses
>Weak chin
I'd go [1] on his genetics.

lol Raku is 5'2

Shoulder was up.

This is going to be shit reign solely because Shoko is very sloppy

As opposed to Miyu who whiffs kicks every other match because she wants to be flashy despite being the ace?

>I've never watched TJPW, but here's my take!

It would hurt less if she was at least North Korean

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wrong, watch her match with Yuu. Shoko is solid af.

Kinda feels like Maki Itoh should go on excursion

Bad booking. Hikari and Natsumi need real wins. Give them the win so they can act as transitional champs to Bii-gun would've been better.

Reika missed and Raku flinched. Which justifies Reika getting pissed and throwing shoot haymakers and then half-assing/rushing through the Jackhammer so she nearly dumped Raku on her head. At least Meiko stiffing Reika was in response to Reika kicking her in the face.

it had to be some stardom shitter saboteur that leaked this information

Is Pomu Zainichi?

Pomu has no need for fairweather flaky false """fans""".

Pandemic Boo Boo are now at full on Bakuretsu sisters tier

Shoko is probably the least sloppy out of everyone trained in TJPW.

Raku was gonna kick out of her Shining Wizard it better look good. Raku didn't even try to sell it, she just calmly lays on her elbow till Reika hit her.

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does Shoko start crying over the amount of streamers she gets twitter.com/tde_wrestling/status/1124172398671159296

>Raku didn't even try to sell it
This
she didn't potato her because her kick half-whiffed, she potatoed her because she didn't even go down. The shining wizard wasn't that miles off to the point where it wasn't salvageable, but no-selling it serves no purpose other than making Reika look like a geek

>To me it didn't look like Raku's fault at all

but Raku does this all the time. remember how badly she sold Sakisama's and Misao's (twice even) offense? I love her but she's got to learn this

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I saw it as Raku doing a dramatic delayed sell of the Shining Wizard, and because she was in no position to be pinned Reika had to put her into a pinning situation.
I've seen that sort of thing happen before.
It has happened in Miyu matches when she hits a kick that leaves the opponent dazed but still on their feet.

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Based

Sorry, but that just isn't gonna work for me, brother.

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>It has happened in Miyu matches when she hits a kick that leaves the opponent dazed but still on their feet.
A bread-and-butter offensive kick Miyu does 25 times in a match is not the same thing as a power move that's done once at the end.
It would be more analogous to somebody standing there dumbfounded after they took a superkick.

I like Shoko but the idea of her as champion is a bit of a joke. How is she supposed to beat Thunder Rosa convincingly? Shoko is the second smallest on the roster. It just doesn't make any sense. I hope she drops it to someone by August.

And by someone I mean Dark Mizuki.

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Haruna will be the champ by July. Screenshot this post.

Because she's technically sound and pinned the ace clean.

Future champ right here.

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Her story is that she is feisty and can take a beating. And that she wants to win so badly to prove herself. She even said that she is willing to defend against all-comers. She will not face the top girls yet, she will get one gaijin and one rookie/lower card defense before Rika, Misao or anyone of that ilk tries for the belt as well.

Boobs. She doesn't have any. That is the problem she had.

you just said misao

She said in her interview she wants to give Miu Watanabe a shot at the belt. That might be a good idea.

So Miyu's story is that she cannot win titles now? Good. I hope she forms tag team and gets that one after beating Sakisama and Misao who will surely take that belt from MajiRabbi

>heightist shit in a joshi thread
have sex

Found the manlet.

That would be really good. Fend off Thunder Rosa, who they are correctly using to get defense count up and not wasting bigger names. She can get good match with Shoko as well.
Then call out Watanabe, tell her she wants to be her next defense. Then someone else upper and then some rookie and then take it off her, while building someone to carry it longer. Maybe Reika?

The only thing I am kind of disappointed is that I expected PandeBoo to win and wanted better match Kong vs. Itoh. That was worse than I hoped.

how old is she?

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>Age Undisclosed

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It was a no sell based retard poster

The only thing I am kind of disappointed is that I expected PandeBoo to win and wanted better match Kong vs. Itoh. That was worse than I hoped.
But for example debut of ginormous boobs rookie was a good one.

She is a monster from Korean myths and legends. Hiding in plain sight in Harajuku.

Thanks for the flowers brother, but I'm still not putting you over. *no sells your finisher*

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that rookie is 14

>tfw i told the general that top 3 matches were gonna suck but no one believed

Rika's new gear was shit too

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alri reddit

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what
...
WHAT

>doesn't want Shoko champion because she's small
>is okay with Reika being champion
you know Reika is really short too, right?

Wait. I am not the guy who doesn't want Shoko as champion. I like her as champion and person who took it from Ace. She is the best choice in my eyes.

Wrong and wrong. She's going to immediately have a good match with Rosa.

>The debuting Mirai will be going by the name Mirai Maiumi. She is 162cm tall and was born in Iwate on 3rd December, 1999.
Dumb ass bitch she's 19.
My heart literally skipped a beat.

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Does she have an ego bigger than Hogan?

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MINE AS WELL
Those boobs do not belong on child's body.

>no belts Miyu incoming
OH NO NO NO NO

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Reika has giant muscles. she is big dimes. Shoko is just a no name kaiju Anguirus looking pretender joshi not fit to shine Miyu's boots.

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>Reika: so I'm gonna give you the Shining Wizard and then we go for the finish, that okay with you?

>Raku: ...

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you think those boobs sprouted as soon as she turned 18?

raku is not for sexual tawagoto

Did she big league Reika?

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it's not about selling, if the person attacking you doesn't come close. Reika missed her completly

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what the fuck is that gif from?

The day Tokyo Joshi was saved.

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Raku did nothing wrong

Raku thinks she is the ace of TJPW and that Reika needs to job to the Goodnight Express.

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ain't selling for nobody
she's the reincarnation of bruiser brody

is there any footage of this "supposed" botch by Reika?

So I'm gonna hit you with a choppa, some more choppas, a big judo choppa from off the top rope, and then you're gonna be spinning around all dazed and then BAM that's when I hit you with a good night sleepy time midnight express outta nowhere, you gotta make me look really strong, and then 1 2 3 it's over, Rakumania wins again. That work for you, brother?

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who was wrong here

mobile.twitter.com/sawakazuckb0922/status/1124211155130437632

...

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What was Raku supposed to sell? Reika's airbending? Reika completely whiffed and the choo choo autist got confused.

it isn't particularly egregious, that it's even a talking point doesn't speak well of the quality of the show

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Reika should have gone full Yoshiko on this uppity bitch

You think I'm the ace, right user?

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based raku michaels no selling for that chimp

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she needs the GTS as a finisher when she's less green

Raku flinched/ducked but Reika was never going to hit her and was aiming to clip her hair because she's a professional. The fault is entirely on Raku being afraid and not trusting Reika to not murder her. Reika did the right thing by salvaging it.

pipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipi

who?

>GTS as a finisher
>Not a sleeper suplex

simp

we don't speak of that traitor here

this moment is so real. it looks totally unplanned and like Yuka is trying to tell her she's sorry she had to win and that she respects her and knows she's better than herself

Ivstill firmly believe that it should have been Nodoka who dethroned Miyu

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Give me a Shoko-Rosa match centered around llaves and mat struggles and I'll look.

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>no sells getting a job in your path

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the Shoko Rosa match should involve Rosa doing her ass wiggling nonsense and Shoko no selling it and giving her a beatdown for being a degenerate slapper, just like when she reads the photobooks

no bully

she literally shot on her.

>she literally shot on her.
that's an awfully melodramatic way of describing one stiff whack on the side of the head

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I love this picture

Raku clearly moves her head out of the way, she deserves worse than what she got

Reika faced Kyoko Inoue later that same day for WRESTLE-1. I doubt if she looked at this she thought Reika did something wrong.

Stuff like this is why Yuu is basically starting from the bottom after leaving. They really need someone to polish some of this up as tiring as it is to criticize the training (or lack thereof).

IJust re-watched it. Atsushi comes down and slaps the mat and says 'OK'. Then begins the 3-count. The confusion is he slaps the mat 3 times but he only counts 2 of them. Hikari and Yuka did it right. They were following him. But evidently some of the audience and viewers, rightfully, got confused.

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This is why Kiso-san is needed.

>this bitch was fucking strong and actually so sexy like beyond my imagined.. and you know what?? now I’m fuckin love it!!!!!

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>Atsushi

this is why gay people shouldnt be allowed anywhere near wrestling

no it's a fact. Do you know what "shoot" means in a wrestling context?

okay arrum

so the point where the audience thought it was 3, did he actually say "2"

correct

I would've been more into Aja vs Mirai and Rika & Ito vs Bii-gun than what they did, honestly. Someone brought into wrestling by the original Tiger Mask from the Tohoku earthquake surely deserved a bigger opponent to welcome them in than Bakuretsu Sisters A & B.

what's going on here?

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Mirai should've pinned Aino desu

If Reika looked like Yoshiko I guarantee you most of the Redditors wouldn't be zealously defending her like they are right now. Not like she should be blackballed or anything but it's pretty unprofessional to shoot punch someone in the head because you're mad they flinched taking a move.

>reddit
>not the people losing their shit over a potato

You don't know how a punch works.

Who do you think Shoko will defend against at the upcoming Korakuen and the Ryogoku event?

>ywn go on a double date with Shoko, the title, and a toy Anguirus to the Godzilla king of the monsters midnight showing

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Ito really got facial surgery?

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Card for 5/5 Itabashi.
>Shoko/Miyu/Miu vs Rosa/Kay/Kamiyu
>Sakisama/Misao vs Rika/Pom
>Magirabbi/Raku vs Haruna/YUMI/Unagi
>PandeBoo vs Nodoka/Marika
>Ito/Mina
>Yuna/Kiryu
>Yuki/Mirai

why her face looks like that?
its like she cringing off the thought of how cringy the picture gonna be

She is a beautiful 32 year old Japanese woman.

twitter.com/zacyuki/status/1124503690172223488
Yuki just admitted she's no longer a virgin. Dropped.

Namba playing piano on SHOWROOM right now.

*grinds random salarymen in your path*

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kamiyu's english is dope

Interesting how Rika and Ito may fit into Sakisama trying to take Mizuki.

Reddit mods were quick to lock the thread and anyone criticizing Reika got downvoted, told that she "only hit her with her palm", that Reika "saved the spot", etc. If Reika was an ugly butch dyke like Yoshiko they wouldn't be tripping over themselves to defend her.

do matt next

>Reddit mods were quick to lock the thread
>knowing this
you have to go back

Raku ducked her head and botched the spot. Reina did the right thing and tagged her for real. They both moved on and finished the match with no more problems, when will you move on?

fuck me, Reika*

this. Someone in that thread (that they locked) called it a "clothesline" lol

I hope Mizuki gets a main event shot, although TJPW seem content to keep her in Yuka's shadow and not fully utilise her.

Also, regarding Mizuki, does anyone else think her new gear may be unsafe. It looks quite loose and I'm reminded of Droz and how he got injured

>Reina did the right thing and tagged her for real

No fuck off. This is pro wrestling. The right thing is never trying to hurt someone for real

Maho found out

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she makes me sick

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Moonspeakers what does it say?

Look at her, thinking how will she suck your brains out through your earhole.

I like her genuine smile

at what point did tjpw get so bad brothers?

It still good and fun to watch, dunno what you mean by "bad".

she makes me hard

There's still quality wrestling to be found, but it's not consistently good. No joshi promotion has been outside of Stardom, Gatoh Move and Sendai Girls, IMO. The last peak in TJPW in terms of consistent quality was during the summer and winter of 2017 where it felt like virtually every card produced exciting bouts. A lot of the house show cards this year haven't inspired any feelings of eagerness or intrigue. Main event and magical sugar rabbit bouts are usually the sole highlights of most cards for me.
Princess Cup should be good, desu.

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imagine

"why does that weird agua guy keep messaging me? I've blocked hachi of his accounts already"

the agua stalker strikes again! turning our threads into discussions about his favorite poster. no thread shall be spared!

>our

yes, they are our threads for discussing joshi

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i have half a mind to think it's just him samefagging to direct attention back to himself

>maho
>happy misao
>miyu without the retard shoes
those were the days

lol agua admitted she blocked him and has been known to message people (unwanted) on social media multiple times before. Also, if you don't want that shit to ruin the thread try not egging it on, retard.

guilty looking post

false flagger

i'm not egging it on i'm asking you to stop posting about agua in every thread because it's annoying as fuck and we don't care

ask yourself whether you think this person is samefagging. why would he be so hostile if he was talking about himself? i mean sure he could be a total schizo but it doesn't seem likely

There are three groups
1) agua and his 4-5 personalities fighting eachother while trashing simultaneous generals
2) people who call him out for doing this
3) people who want 1 and 2 to contain themselves so we can look at Shoko armpits and discuss rookie progress
unfortunately if you try to post as 3, 2 call you 1, 1 pretends to be 3, and then everyone dies

doesn't seem hostile at all, you're just egging it on even more now so it's clear that you aren't trying to fight for the greater good of making this thread post about joshi.

kek

i can't believe that it's one guy attacking himself, there is definitely someone who knows him and hates him and takes every opportunity to sperg about him. nobody would want to attack themselves like that so consistently, it's obviously some bitter wootist

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aguacasas.blogspot.com/

agua is literally the dave meltzer of joshi

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agua is literally the only person bitter against wooo because they kicked him out after making fun of him. he permaseethes over it to the point he calls anonymous people here random eceleb names from 420chan

Wrong again, Matt

you seem to know a lot about him, do you go way back with him?

hell no, last time I was on that site was in 2009 when I was getting /hooch/ recipes. I've just been in joshi threads here for a few years and seen all the spergouts possible, and they often mention people by name.
worked

lol fucking no

There's people who want to discuss TJPW and there's stalker-user samefagging his way through every thread trying to feud with agua and bringing him up every single thread here. fuck off

I really want to know what the incident was that kicked it off. Agua, do you remember exactly why this guy started stalking you? Did you rate a match with his waifu in too low or something?

that just means you're in group 3 with most of us, we're a brutally oppressed minority with nowhere to run and nowhere to hide

post cats

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hi 1

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What is her role now? And what will her entrance be, just the same kick but without taking the belt off?

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She will cut her hair slightly shorter and use more forearms

With this thread as my witness I vow to marry Haruna Neko. This is an oath that cannot be broken.

eat this

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no belts Miyu SOON

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tfw no Haruna Neko maid twitter.com/kelly_azusa/status/1107991299175546881

>I was interested in wrestling by watching DDT's program "Braille wrestling" broadcasted on Amazon prime video, and quit OL and joined Tokyo women's wrestling. During his training days, he was a hard worker who continued to practice from the local Gunma prefecture to a dojo in the city. Although he was injured, his debut was the slowest in the same period, but he is tall, well-bodied, and wants to make a leap within the group of individualists. Kamifuku Yuki and the same school year at the same university, but there was no contact because of differences in campus and lifestyle.

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>and lifestyle

>He is 143 cm tall and the smallest player in the group. It has nothing to do with Cambodian national comedians. It's a cat character that fights with its ears and tail, but I also want to expect it to be as fast as a cat.

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>Harajuku born Harajuku to raise himself. Swimming from DDT wrestling class with over 10 years experience. Colorful costumes and unique ring names were discussed. As one of the prolific wrestlers, one of the new players expected to make a 2019 leap.

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you're getting better every day Sonny

>From DDT wrestling classroom. He began to look at pro wrestling under the influence of his father, and while searching on the net, he said that he liked the 90's Shinobu Kamitori, Hokuto Akira, and Kuriya. Currently, while being 14 years old in junior high school, she is expected to be one of the largest players in the Japanese women's professional wrestling world of 174 cm. It made an imposing debut match against Saki Akai because of her unnatural character like junior high school students.

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holy fuck YUMI is only 14 years old

Marika BTFO

YUMI didn't have anyone purchase from her merchandise line. She shouted and waved her sign for 10 minutes then left.
Meanwhile, Haruna and Unagi were getting giftbags from the marks.

>A korean

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when YUMI is champion she will be fighting off salarymen trying to throw cakes and stuffed animals at her, she's only still young

Let's keep something in mind from the point of view of an average joshi fan - horny 46 year old data entry clerk and part time alcoholic.
Haruna - extremely short girl with noticeable breasts and a "kawaii" gimmick
Unagi - ex-gravure model
YUMI - plain looking young teenager whose gimmick is that she is tall and also resembles a paintball barricade.

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>3) people who want 1 and 2 to contain themselves so we can look at Shoko armpits and discuss rookie progress
>unfortunately if you try to post as 3, 2 call you 1, 1 pretends to be 3, and then everyone dies
Let's do this!
I am really trying. I do not join into those other types of people and ignore them when they give me their (You)s to bait me into talking with them.
On this picture, you can see Pom's true nature revealing itself slightly. The skin around her eyes is not like a human skin should be. We should try to discover what type of Korean urban legend monster she is.

I want to be a Haruna mark and buy her an import supercar.

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>arrive at venue dressed as cat
>weakly wrestle a 7 minute match dressed as a cat
>take some bumps and do a codebreaker
>look extra kawaii for the audience
>go backstage and wait for the salarymen to come and furnish you with all manner of gifts

man, haruna really has it made. what the fuck am i even doing with my life, how come i'm not a kawaii cat wrestler

You have to be
>born female
>4'6
>swollen nose with down-tilted nostrils, feline-esque
>not flat chested
>wearing color contacts
>never have dental work
In order to be a cat wrestler.

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Haruna does at least 20km of roadwork every morning to stay at peak physical condition.
Before major bouts she undergoes a grueling weight maintenance menu where she deprives herself of all food and water.
One of her secret tips to make weight is to suck on dry Shiitake mushrooms and spit them out.

she also shits in a box

I wish more joshi took such care of their gimmick

I can never get past the fact that she looks like she's shoot retarded literally 100% of the time

worked

This is the face of joshi's 4th boom period

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let's discuss what the joshis think about the other joshis. Shoko's interview was enlightening in that she talked about things like how she feels inferior in the ring to Miyu and Yuka, or about Miu feeling jealous rage over Hikari taking off. all the girls seem to love Miyu but are particularly obsessed with Yuka to the point where they idolize her. Marika has to feel cucked by YUMI who is younger than her and Haruna who is cuter than her.

I bet Natsumi, who is a serious wrestler, looks at Pomu and Haruna and just thinks what the absolute fuck is this shit.

when did Miu admit she's jealous of Hikari-chang?

I never messaged Maho.
She blocked me after I saved her instagram story.
So I made another account, saved her story again and she blocked me again.
It was then that I learned she is someone who must be approached with care.
She is delicate and fragile.

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something is really wrong at the end of the Pandemic Boo Boo match. Yuka looks extremely troubled and Mizuki bursts into tears almost immediately. it looks like MagiRabbi wanted to drop the belts to them but Koda told them no, you have to beat them, so they reluctantly did. PandeBoo are absolutely fucking crushed at the end of it.

thanks for the diary post, Anonymous. Nobody knows or cares who you are.

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lmfao

no it's because they are women

>you will never be as happy as Pomu is in this webm

This.

BTFO

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hwabyeong
Read this before you fall for Pom's deceptions.

Does the new rookie have any social media?

Does this mean Miyu will start wearing her new costume?

>watching Miyu vs Shoko
>it sucked

who is at fault here

nerves

>What is her role now?
Future Mae Young Classic participant.

>got into wrestling by watching old Kandori and Hokuto matches
Based

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lmaoooooooooooo

Pinano was the glue that held the locker room together. Only half-memeing, everyone there seemed to love her.

what the hell

you for forgetting to wear your glasses

I'd love to know I live in someone's head enough that they seek out footage of me at shows and crop it into files for personal use.
>hey matt!!!

Hikari will never fuck you, Matt

agua let's any joshi fan that actually supports it live in his head

i'm a based mattchad and have never spoken bad about him. i'm just preserving his reactions to the new shoko era so that generations hence will be able to see and experience his joy and wonder which has touched so many of us in the joshi community.

*tanks the ticket sales in your path*

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If I had any chance of fucking Hikari I'd force my baldness and sight deterioration to his level without regret.
Imagine the high energy sex to the tune of various war metal vinyls. Imagine the tongue ring and ignoring texts from Raku asking if anyone wants to go E001 spotting with her.

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Which DDT roster member is fucking Hikari?

it wasnt a shoot punch bro, and by that i mean never my bro. there was 0 follow through. it was stiff, snug, improvised but it wasnt a real ass punch

yoshi broke all the bones in act's face and she was back stage having trouble breathing. it was uh a littler different than a stiff but still not real punch to the side of the head

They held the presser for Shoko/Rosa before Miyu/Allysin.
I hope they aren't stupid enough to start a new champ's reign by making them semi-main.

twitter.com/high_neck0413/status/1124879736914624512
In the first round of CTW, Yuu pinned Yuki Miyazaki with an avalanche sunset flip powerbomb.

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Bii-gun rejected being in the Princess Cup but want a Tag Title match during the tournament.

moo

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What do they say when they do the "bowling" type action?

Some salary men gave a Middle School girl delicious treats as a gift
twitter.com/yumi_tjpw/status/1124949802469314560

Yuu vs Mika was alright. It wasn't the most crisp or had the best layout, but it was okay and crowd was pretty into Yuu. I still think she's capable of having MOTYCs with Big Hash, Meiko, and Sareee if put in the position to do so.

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When do we get to watch 5/3 and 5/5?

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/areguy/

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why does he make agua seethe?

goes to shows and pays for merch instead of posting blogs and believing that retweets are what keeps careers going

I didn't speak of this match in my review, but I enjoyed it quite a lot.
I rate it [3.25].
In Kamiyu-Rosa (5/3), I saw the charisma and eros of Tokyo Joshi.

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We don't want you here.

Just don't like Puro Twitter SJW who seek to destroy joshi puroresu's principles. Also his tweets are not good. I find his analysis of wrestling to be lazy and redundant.

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hypocrite

what are the principles of joshi puroresu mr agua sir

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I like Haruna's cute nose

surprised you gave Magirabbits vs Booboo 4 stars, it lacked something extra for me

>Puro Twitter SJW who seek to destroy joshi puroresu's principles
If you really dig through the crusty old intestines of his twitter you might be able to find one or two tweets you could try to interpret as "SJW", but I think it would not be an easy thing to manage
Literally all he does is post pictures of events and him with piles and piles of joshis (which is why agua is permaseething)

lol no response

Of course this simp posts this and ruins the thread again.

He generally agrees with other Puro Twitter SJW.
He's one of them.
I've seen it first hand.

I ended up enjoying both semi-main and main after a 2nd watch but I couldn't love it as much as the Shinjuku defense.

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cool source bro
also he's smashing pom on the regular you can trust me I heard it firsthand from him

Namba is forever cute.
Namba is forever.

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thread was doing fine and then you come an hour later to egg him on, very guilty looking post

There is direct evidence of mattsdl regularly conversing with Puro Twitter SJW on his twitter account.
I'm sorry this is so hard for you to accept.

that's pretty flimsy evidence right there

he'll say it's concrete though

even supposing that simply responding to an SJW means you share all their opinions, you still haven't actually provided anything to back up your delusional hatred of some manlet weeb

which threesomes do you guys think matt has had with the roster?

Marika and Natsumi Maki

I have complied several tweets which demonstrate his SJW tendencies and ethnocentrism.
He is also a good friend of oystersearrings and SteveMcQuarkJr, amongst other genefreaks.
twitter.com/mattsdl/status/1013555949687181312
twitter.com/mattsdl/status/1117328708963045377
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twitter.com/mattsdl/status/1117329840175235072
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Not hard to discern the sort of fan he is.

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Central European time - when's the next show?
Also have I missed something on the weekend? Didn't they had a show? Is there a VOD? I wasn't home, had to do social duties and partner duties, was at partner's parents home to eat some food and chat about nothing.
>state of this thread...
ffs anons

this is how agua spends his weekends

case closed, there is the concrete evidence, chalk up another win for chadgua

>how old is marika
>young enough for it (photobook) to be uncomfortable
no wonder pedokun hates him kek

detective agua is on the case

He is the definition of a beta orbiter.

0700

LMAOOOOO

If I'm not mistaken, the recent Itabashi show should've gone up on VOD today.

This morning's show was VOD. Tonight in Sapporo is live

And I say should've because it is nowhere to be found.

Oh ffs, cannot watch that live. I will be in work.
Thanks user.
A pity.

New thread Only thing that should be up is the TJPW festival from 3 days ago

That's the show I'm talking about.