Lyrics chad thread

WHEN THE ROPE SNATCHES DOWN
AND THE NIGGERS DIE
YOU GOTTA KICK THE STAND
HANG 'EM IN THE SKY
IF YOU ROB MY FRIENDS
THEN I'LL LYNCH YOUR KIND
I GOTTA BE A MAN
I GOTTA HANG 'EM HIGH

I AM A REAL BLONDE ARYAN
FIGHTING THE KIKES & AFRICANS
I AM A FULL BLOOD ARYAN
FIGHT FOR WHITE RIGHTS
FIGHT FOR THE WHITES

I'M FEELING STRONG ABOUT FIGHTIN' ZOG
AND I DON'T TAKE TROUBLE FROM ANY NOG
THEY FORCE BBC IN SOCIETY
SUBVERTING OUR RACE & FAMILY

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>Her Mom's Costume
...wait is Edge not the father?

Posting voices is pure onions. Real Chads only post lyrics.

JEWISH BANKERS & FREEMASONRY
PULLING STRINGS THAT NO ONE SEES
TRY TO CONTROL OUR HISTORY

ANCIENT WAYS SO LONG AGO
ARYAN PRIDE IS ALL I KNOW
THE FUHRER GRANTS US VICTORY

I SEE THE LINES IN THE CAMP
REMOVE THEM FROM OUR HOMELAND
LOOK IT UP TO SEE WHAT THEY'VE PLANNED

JEWISH QUESTION
JEWISH QUESTION

SEE THEM SHAPESHIFT & CHANGE
DECEIVE THE GOY WITH LIES & SHAME
BUT YOU KNOW ZION'S THEIR GAIN

THEY ALL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
WHEN I POST HOLOHOAX MEMES
MANIPULATING, BEHIND THE SCENES

I SEE THE LINES IN THE CAMP
REMOVE THEM FROM OUR HOMELAND
LOOK IT UP TO SEE WHAT THEY'VE PLANNED

JEWISH QUESTION
JEWISH QUESTION

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I hear voices in my head
'Cause there aren't any left up in the stands
I'm not a draw

You got arenas with all these seats
All designed to be filled
But when they start being empty
You start questioning my skills

I'm not a draw, I'm not your savior
Hate to try and love to phone it in
I'm not a draw, I have that knowledge
And the power to bankrupt the E

I hear no more cheering
I see ratings falling
I see no merch moving
I see profits falling

I hear voices in my head
'Cause there aren't any left up in the stands
I'm not a draw
They tell me things that I could do
To try to draw and get a clue
But I'm not a draw... I'M NOT A DRAW

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I MIGHT BE BAD AT THIS LYRICS
'CAUSE I'M NOT TRULY A REAL CHAD
THEY CRINGE AT ME

it's his costume, beth is the father. edge is just being silly

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Say your prayers little cuck
Don't forget wife's son
To include Eddie's butt
I fuck you in, warm within
Keester bleeds from dick
Til the negro he cums
Sleep with one quad torn off
Gripping your steroids tight

Exit shite
Enter Dwight
Ain't no pants
Ejaculate in Kevin's ass

Giant dong, can't be white
Heavy balls tonight
The throbbing's a delight

Dreams of four, dreams of five
Negros at my taint
Think I'm gonna be raped, yeah

Sleep with ring gear torn off
Clawing your rapist's back

Exit shite
Enter Dwight
Ain't no pants
Ejaculate in Kevin's ass

Now I lay me down to sleep
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my hole to keep
I pray the Lord my hole to keep

If I die before he rapes
If I die before he rapes
I pray the Lord my hole to gape
I pray the Lord my hole to gape

Hush little negro, don't say a word
Never mind that noise you heard
It's just Phil Brooks under your bed
Living rent free in your head

Exit shite
Enter Dwight
Painful glans

Exit shite
Enter Dwight
Ain't no pants
Ejaculate in Kevin's ass

Boo! No dimes!
Ejaculate in Kevin's ass
Ain't no pants
Ejaculate in Kevin's ass
Ain't no pants

Ejaculate in Kevin's ass
Ejaculate in Kevin's ass
Ejaculate in Kevin's ass

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How has no one posted the GOAT yet?
youtu.be/ER07IVqSDw0

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I'M NOT LIKE MOST GIRLS
WHO ONLY EAT SALAD AND CHICKEN
BITCH I WILL EAT YOUR WHOLE KITCHEN

LUCKY FOR MY TUMMY
I'M NOT LIKE THOSE GIRLS
WHOSE WAISTS AREN'T EXPANDED
ALL THE CHEFS ARE ASTOUNDED
WHEN I'M AT THE BUFFET
I'M NOT LIKE MOST GIRLS

I'M NOT LIKE MOST GIRLS
MY LUST FOR FOOD IS INFINITE
WITH PIZZA AND CAKE I'M INTIMATE
LUCKY FOR MY TUMMY
I'M NOT LIKE THOSE GIRLS
WHO ONLY EAT ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS
MY APPETITE IS OUTRAGEOUS
LUCKY FOR ME
I'M NOT LIKE MOST GIRLS
WHO ONLY EAT SALAD AND CHICKEN
BITCH I WILL EAT YOUR WHOLE KITCHEN

LUCKY FOR MY TUMMY
I'M NOT LIKE THOSE GIRLS
WHOSE WAISTS AREN'T EXPANDED
ALL THE CHEFS ARE ASTOUNDED
WHEN I'M AT THE BUFFET
I'M NOT LIKE MOST GIRLS

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John Cena don't gotta cuss in his promos to sell matches
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.
You think I give a damn about a Slammy?
Half of you smarks can't even stomach me, let alone stand me.
"But Reigns what if you win wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Becky Lynch
Shit, Renee Young better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Rollins and Ambrose
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first.
Little bitches actually think they're better than me
"Yeah, he's good, but he was better in the Shield, hee-hee"
I should download the ratings data from Yea Forums
And show the whole world how you killed WWE TV
I'm sick of you little manlet anti-draw groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
Yea Forums HAS GONE MUCH TOO FAR

I BRING THE CARTERS, I AM THE POSTER
I COME FROM /boss/ AND SASHA IS OVER
I'LL MAKE YOU READ WHAT I HAVE TO SAY
I'LL SPAM FOR REAL, YOU CANNOT EVER SAGE

EVEN SAGE.
YOU CANNOT EVER SAGE.

OUT OF THE GENERAL A CLEAR POST DECLINE
A BOARD FOR AUTISTS, BUT I MUST BROWSE AND FIND
BROWSING THROUGH ALL THOSE TOO CLOSE TO DEMISE
I'LL NECRO YOUR THREADS WHEN THE MODS ALL SLEEP TIGHT

I BRING THE CARTERS, I AM THE POSTER
I COME FROM /bex/ AND BECKY IS OVER
I'LL MAKE YOU READ WHAT I HAVE TO SAY
I'LL SPAM FOR REAL, YOU CANNOT EVER SAGE.

EVER SAGE.

NEW JAPAN, THEY'LL MAKE NO DIMES
GOT NO LOVE FOR E'DRONES
ZORBS ROLL IN, BUT THEN THEY END
THE TRUTH IS AIRSOFT OWNS

I WATCH WITH WONDER, AS (You) POST HUNTER
HURTS ALL OF MY SIDES
SMACKDOWN IS ENDING, AND I'M ATTENDING
THE TARPS FILL ALL YOUR AISLES

I BRING THE CARTERS, I AM THE POSTER
I COME FROM /bex/ AND BECKY IS OVER
I'LL MAKE YOU READ WHAT I HAVE TO SAY
I'LL SPAM FOR REAL, YOU CANNOT EVER SAGE.

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Kek what a bitch

Someone post the Roman bohemian rhapsody one please

*posts pic of jinder with the bollywood boys*
USIN TOILETS IS A MYSTERY
I USE THE ROADS TO POOP AND PEE
CURB MAKES A FOOL OUT OF ME
WHEN I HAVE TO GO
I JUST GO
ON THE ROAD
TURDS AINT GOT NO PLACE TO BE
I MAKE A WIPE WITH MY HAND

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Is this a real fight?
Is this booking fantasy?
Ratings in downslide
Blamed on Vince's senility
Tanking the buys
Look through the lies and see

I'm just a Big Dog, I feed on sympathy
Cause I'm easy come, easy go
Over you
In the show
Anyway you shitpost doesn't really matter to me
To meeeeeeeeeee

Roman just pinned a man
With a punch against his head
Pulled the spear out now he's dead
Roman's
Push has just begun
But now you've gone and pissed it all away

ROMAN, OOOOO
Didn't mean to make ya seethe
If I'm not there to job to you at Mania
Carry you, carry you
Through all your best matches

Too late, my push has come
Epidurals in my spine
Wearing Shield gear all the time
Goodbye every jobber
I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the Beast

ROMAAAAAAAAN, OOOOO
I DON'T WANNA GET FIRED
SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN PUSHED AT ALL

I see a little silhouetto of McMahon
TAKE THE PUSH, TAKE THE PUSH
OR YOU'LL JOB LIKE FANDANGO
THUNDERBOLT & LIGHTNING
VERY, VERY CRINGING ME
CALLOWAY-O, CALLOWAY-O
CALLOWAY-O, DIG A HOLE
FOR LESNAR'S SOOOUL

I'm just a poor dog, nobody loves me
HE'S JUST A POOR DOG FROM A POOR COMPANY
SPARE THE FANS' LIVES FROM THIS ATROCITY
Easy come, easy go
Will you let me go over
PISS REAL HOT! NO! WE WILL NO LET YOU GO - LET HIM GO OVER
PISS REAL HOT! NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO - LET HIM GO OVER
PISS REAL HOT! NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO - LET ME GO OVER
NEVER LET YOU GO - LET ME GO OVER
NEVER LET YOU GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOV-ER
OH MAMMA MIA, MAMMA MIA
MAMMA MIA, RANALLO
MINISCULE PUP
YES THE TITLE'S THE PUT ASIDE FOR ME
FOR ME
FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP ME AND GIVE ME A MIC?
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN BOO ME AND LEAVE ME TO CRY?
OOOOOH, HEYMAN
CAN'T JEW THIS TO ME, HEYMAN
JUST GOTTA GET BROCK
JUST GOTTA GET BROCK OUT OF HERE

Nothing's really sadder
Anyone can see
Nothing's really sadder
Nothing's really sadder
Than the E

Anyway you shitpost

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I SMELL FOOTSIES ON THE COUCH
NO PITS FOR ME I CANNOT VOUCH
THESE SOLES ARE SOFT

YOU GOT YOUR PITS AND YOUR BRAP POSTERS
ALL DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU GAY
BUT WHEN FEET START GETTING POSTED
YOU START QUESTIONING YOUR TASTE
I HAVE A VICE THAT IS MY FETISH
HATES TO LOVE AND LOVES TO HATE
I HAVE THE VICE THAT HAS THE MILEAGE
TO MAKE ME CUM TILL END OF DAYS

I HEAR PITFAGS CRYING
I SEE BRAPPERS DYING
I TASTE TOES I'M EYEING
I FEEL MY DICK RISING

I SMELL FOOTSIES ON THE COUCH
NO PITS FOR ME I CANNOT VOUCH
THESE SOLES ARE SOFT
THE SOLES ARE SOOOOOOOFT
THEY TELL ME FEET ARE NOT SO CUTE
THEY SHOW ME PITS AND I DO PUKE
THESE SOLES ARE SOFT
SOLES ARE SOFT SOLES ARE SOFT SOLES ARE SOOOOOFT

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BASED

Based, thanks user

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Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Raped in my backside
No escape from this dark alley
Tears in my eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I’m just a tall boy, I can no longer bend my knees
Because I feel his cum, in my bum
I’m in pain, please call my mum
Anywhere his dick blows, his balls are emptying inside me, inside me

Mama, I just got raped by a man
Felt a gun against my head
Raped my asshole then he fled
Mama, summers just begun
But now I’ve gone and tore my quads again
Mama, oh oh
Didn’t mean to have a cry
If I get raped again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, I’ve ate his cum
Sent shivers down my spine
My anus aching all the time
Oh my everybody, he’s about to blow
Gonna feel him cum inside the hole I poo
Mama, oh oh (anywhere his dick blows)
I don’t want to die
I sometimes wish I never was born at all

I see several silhouettos of a man
Pack of nigs, pack of nigs, they’re about to rape my bumhole
Sexual assault is frightening, there’s no point in fighting back
Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, Gallileo, figaro, magnifico

I’ve just a cuckboy, nobody loves me
He’s just a cuckboy from a cuck family
Please spare his arse from this monstrosity
I feel his cum, I think he’s done, will he let me go now?
Fuck-you-Nash we will not let you go!
Please let me go!
Fuck-you-Nash we will not let you go!
Please let me go!
Fuck-you-Nash we will not let you go!
Please let me go!
(Will not let you go) let me go (never, never let you go) let me go (never let me go)
Oh oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Pack of niggers, pack of niggers, pack of niggers let me go!
Jamal has a dick that he’s buried inside of me, inside of me, inside of me!

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I HATE NIGGERS OH SO BAD
THEY NEED TO GO
THEY MAKE ME MAD
I'LL LYNCH THE NIGS

THEY GOT THEIR BULLETS AND THEIR PISTOLS
ALL DESIGNED TO KEEP THEM SAFE
BUT WHEN MY ROPE COMES A'CALLIN'
OVER THEIR NECKS, IT WILL DRAPE

I HATE THE NIGGERS OH SO BADLY
HATE THEM ALL, I'LL SEAL THEIR FATE
AND IF MY DICK GETS A STIFFY
THEN I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO RAPE

I HEAR NIGGERS CRYING
I SEE NIGGERS DYING
I TASTE NIG BLOOD DRYING
I FEEL MY NOOSE RISING

I HATE NIGGERS OH SO BAD
THEY NEED TO GO
THEY MAKE ME MAD
I'LL LYNCH THE NIGS
I'LL LYNCH THE NIGS

I'LL HANG THE NIGS
THAT'S WHAT I'LL DO
I'LL CLEANSE THE WORLD
FOR ME AND YOU

I'LL LYNCH THE NIGS (LYNCH THE NIGS, LYNCH THE NIGS, LYNCH THE NIGSSSSS)
I'LL LYNCH THE NIGS (LYNCH THE NIGS, LYNCH THE NIGS, LYNCH THE NIGSSSSS)

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His palms are sweaty
Knees weak, arms are heavy
There's blood in his head-y already
Eddie is deadie
He's dying, but on the surface he looks bright and red-y
He pops pills, but he keeps on forgetting
Where's his heart meds, his heart's stressed, cardiac arrest
He grabs his chest, there's pain in his back and his neck
He's choking, how? Kevin Nash is joking now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!

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>Pack of niggers, pack of niggers, pack of niggers let me go!

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Ohnonono

It's time to pay the janny...
Time to pay the janny! [Laughter]

It's all about the pay, but he doesn't get it.
All about salary, and he can't have it.
All about his debt, and he can never pay it.
It's all about weight, and he's gonna gain it.

He is the janny, you don't wanna pay him.
He does it for free, no way you can change him.
He's in heavy debt, no way he can pay it.
He's gaining weight, and you know he can't stop it.

Look over your shoulder, get ready to laugh.
He's a virgin bitch, without a fucking dad.
He is the janny BUT WE make the rules.
So he can move on out, he can seethe as he drools.
Trying to figure out what our post's gonna be.
Come on over janitor, why don't you ask me?
Don't you forget there's a price you need to pay,
'Cause we are the board and we want to say...

It's time to pay the janny... [Laughter]
Time to pay the janny!

It's all about the pay, but he doesn't get it.
All about salary, and he can't have it.
All about his debt, and he can never pay it.
It's all about weight, and he's gonna gain it.

We are the board, he don't wanna ban us.
We're in control, there's no way he can change us.
He's in our debt, and he knows he can't pay us.
We see his weight gain, and we know he rides the shortbus

Bein' the janny
You're gonna make your parents feel shame,
Gonna have to change your name,
You're gonna die from weight gain...

[Laughter]

It's time to pay the janny... [Laughter]
Time to pay the janny!

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More lol.

NO E-DRONE'S EVER TRULY GOOD
NO E-DRONE'S EVER TRULY EVIL
THEY WATCH THE SHOWS YOU NEVER COULD
AND NEVER HAVE SEX WITH PEOPLE

YAR-HAR FEEL HER TITTIES
BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT WITH ME
DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
YOU ARE A PIRATE
YO-HOY AHOY AND AVAST
BEING A PIRATE IS REALLY BAD ASS
HANG THE BLACK MAN AT THE END OF THE MAST
YOU ARE A PIRATE

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DEVOLUTION IS A MYSTERY
MAIN EVENTS THAT NO ONE SEES
RAW MAKES A FOOL OF ATTENDEES
GOOD RATINGS WERE SO LONG AGO
DON'T AGREE WITH 2.0S
TOMORROW WE CLAIM BANKRUPTCY

I SEE THE TARPS IN THE STANDS
TRYING TO FIND OUT
WHERE'S THE FANS?
LOOKING BACK TO RETHINK OUR PLANS
DEVOLUTION

Entered the thread just to read this one.

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>Look over your shoulder, get ready to laugh.
>He's a virgin bitch, without a fucking dad.

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Sex life iffy, uh, my dick can't get stiffy, uh
Got spin kicky, uh, gut, I don't lifty, uh
Cuck Gang!
I'll just train later, maybeeee!

Pop these ambien and I tweet, nigga, I can't sleep nigga
In the dojo with them white belt niggas once a week nigga
You should read my comics nigga, my style is ironic, nigga
Yo Swoggle don't ask me for numbers nigga, I've only got 2 friends for real nigga
On the couch, writing comic books, my girls bull on the phone
Yo I can't get up im still to shook I just watch them bone
Man that's real cuck game, for real she let me use her last name
They out of lube, I'm headed to the store, you know that BBC she fiendin' for some more
In Chicago niggas don't show me love, niggas know how it be
Ever since I got blown the fuck out by Mikey and Micky
Blew my chances, a nigga blowing spots, my career is shot
Quarter pound burgers and some doughnuts, my diet has flopped
Niggas talkin' bout my cuck kick maybe I should stop
I don't fuck with wrestling fans, I wrestle depression senpai

[Chorus]
I'm on some jobbba nigga shit, please come fuck my bitch
Do my kicks in the whip, ice packs on my legs in the whip
I pull up with my kick, I let that shit whiff
Shout out... but I aint fucking that bitch right now

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I WALK FOR MILES INSIDE THIS EMPTY ARENA
I PLACE WHERE NO ONE CAME TO SEE
I LAY THE TAAAAAAARRRRPPPPPPPPSSSSS

I'M SICK OF ALL THESE HOUSE SHOWS CROWDS ALL BEING DEAD
I GUESS I'LL DRAW SOME DIMES WITH AEDUB INSTEAD
I ONLY RETURNED BECAUSE PAUL PROMISED WE SOLD OUT
BUT I GUESS CODY HAS GONE AND RAN THEM TO THE GROUND

AND I'LL SAY

I WALK FOR MILES INSIDE THIS DEAD ARENA
WE JUST DON'T DRAW WITHOUT THE DIMES FROM CENA
SOON VINCE WILL PAY ME IN JUST DOGS AND COLA
PLEASE BUCKS COME AND RESCUE ME
I LAY THE TAAAAAAAARRRRRPPS

Edge is such a fucking X-er idiot.

I got my first real raping
Got it in the OMNI Parking lot
Gor raped until my anus bled
Was the Summer of 92

Me and some guys from WCW
Had a cliq and we tried really hard
Scott Hall quit, DDP got married
I should have known we'd never far

Oh, when I look back now
That summer seemed to last forever
Oh and if I had a choice
Yeah I didn't wanna be there
Those were the worst days of my life

Ain't no use in complainin
When i am told I job to do
Spend my evenings down at WCW Powerplant
That's when I met you , NOOO

Standing in the OMNI parking lot
You told me that this will feel like forever
Oh when you squeezed my hand
I knew it was going to be now or never
Those were the worst days of my life

Oh yeah
Back in the Summer of 92,, oooh

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Wheres the somethin sasha banks song.

HE LIKES THEM CUTE
HE THINKS THEY'RE SEXY
HE'S GOT THE LOOKS
THAT MAKE THE KIDS CRY
HE'S GOT THE NUDES
THAT REALLY PROVE 'EM
INVESTIGATED
BY THE FBI

HE'S JUST A PEDOMOD
(PEDOMODDD)
HE LETS KIDS TOUCH HIS COCK
(TOUCH HIS COCKKK)
HE'S JUST A PEDOMOD
(PEDOMODDD)
HE LETS KIDS TOUCH HIS COCK
(TOUCH HIS COCKKK)

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PEDOMOD BTFO

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HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS
PEDOOOOOOO
MODERATE

Do what he says
Or he will hide what you do
Better heed the warning, he's here to ban you
If you've ever doubted me, sex, shower, weights, clue
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS

Things are exactly what they seem
He will defile the kids you see
Go check your boy again
I betting the mod's been in
He broke the rules when he went free
MODERATE

Do what he says
Or he will hide what you do
Better heed the warning, he's here to ban you
If you've ever doubted him, you've gotten a clue
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS

He holds your posts there in his hands
Know you'll try hard to understand
Their little minds won't turn
And all our stomachs will churn
They'll recognize who he iiiiiiiiis
MODERATE

Do what he says
Or he will hide what you do
Better heed the warning, or he's here to ban you
If you've ever doubted me, you gotta get a clue
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS

Do what he says
Or he will hide what you do
Better heed the warning, or he's here to ban you
If you've ever doubted he, you've gotten a clue
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS

Just let up now, never gonna work out
He's the kid diddler with this, there's no doubt
He did his sentence, but it's all over now
He's here to touch all the kids

We're wondering how this can be
All that hard work he does for free
Said things he shouldn't say
and now it's his time to pay
We hope his soap's all sliperyyyyyyyy
MODERATE

Do what he says
Or he will hide what you do
Better heed the warning, or he's here to ban you
If you've ever doubted him, you've gotten a clue
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS
HE'S HERE TO TOUCH SOME KIDS

I know it isn't fair
I know how hard we try
I know it isn't fair
I know how hard they cry

PE-DO-MOD

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fucking kek

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Holy shit if this was in all caps it would be 10/10

I'M BAAAAACCCCKKKKKK

AND BETTER THAN EVAAA

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[Verse 2]
Dear Nash,
You still ain't drawn a note, soon they'll make you dance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you bore the fans
If you didn't wanna finish the match
You didn't have to
But you didn't have to lay down like it was '92
Plus that guy who raped you, man, he was black as coal
He raped you in the blisterin' cold
Raped you, for four hours, and you said please no
That's pretty shitty, man, you're like his fuckin' cum dumpster
He raped you in an alley where the drugs and bums are
I ain't that mad though, I'm just not gay too
Remember the summer of 92?
He said if you don't scream he will make it quick
See, I'm just like you in a way: I never drew a dime neither
Just postin' on Yea Forums and seethin'
I can relate to all the tearin' in your thong
When I'm getting raped on Yea Forums they tear my ass like it's your quad
‘Cause I don't really got good material
Getting raped makes you depressed
You even got a tattoo of his name across the chest
Sometimes I even blade myself to bleed for tv
It's like the color, it's such character development for me
See, all your wounds are real, I kek when you sell it
Your a cuck and your girlfriend gets blacked 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you, Kev, no one does
She don't know what it was like to be raped behind a filthy dumptser
You gotta call me, Kev
I'll be the only fan you'll ever have, sincerely yours, Wolfcuck
P.S. We should be a jobber tag team together too

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>vocaroo.com/i/s1BsBIYgQnXr
now THIS is a lyrics chad

kek
Janny is a KEK

I'M HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD
I'M HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD
Fourteen
Eighty-eight
Rid the morality of slaves that's inside of you
Come and help me stop the international jew
If I say SIEG there's a HEIL from you
I'M HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD
I'M HERE TO SAVE THE WORLD

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>Freemasonry
>Protestant cabal to exclude Catholics and non-whites
>in league with the Jews

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>Edge and Beth Phoenix
>Edge Phoenix

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Devolution is a political term for the decentralisation of power. What did you literally mean by this?

I'm going to assume whoever wrote this didn't know sage is pronounced "sah gay."

Working on these today, will make with the music as well.

this is so good

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1/5

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LyricChadding is a mystery
For the noobs of Yea Forums

LMAO

based

BUKKAKE BUKKAKE
SEX WITH GUYS
BUKKAKE BUKKAKE
THAT'S MY ASSHOLE
BUKKAKE BUKKAKE
SIXTY NINE
BUKKAKE BUKKAKE
GAY MYSTERIO

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I too don't like having fun

Replaced it with /poo/ version
2/5
vocaroo.com/i/s1vBouWInujC

I love this one

reminder Russo is also a based lyricschad

youtu.be/5Ipu9KRpS3E
youtu.be/Dg4Po1Ud5FY
youtu.be/-Le0CyTtcZc

>I feed on sympathy
kek

Based

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3/5
vocaroo.com/i/s0QWd7Mt4tAu

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fucking kek

kek

based

fucking kek

I SEE CHOICES 'CROSS THIS LAND
OUR FOUNDING FATHERS DID DEMAND
EQUALITY.

You've got your rules and your religion
I've got mine and that's okay
We can live in peace together
It's what makes this nation great
I have a choice of who to vote for
Mind my voice? No! Voice my mind
I have a choice because of that day
The Constitution was fin'lly signed

I HEARD VOICES CRYING
I SAW HEROES DYING
THEN A FLAG WAS RAISING
NOW OUR NATION'S CLIMBING

I SEE CHOICES 'CROSS THIS LAND
OUR FOUNDING FATHERS DID DEMAND
EQUALITY.
EQUALITY!

THERE'S NOTHING RIGHTEOUS I CAN'T DO
I HAVE A VOICE AND SO DO YOU

EQUALITY! (quality, quality)
EQUALITY!

We defend the most defenseless
Heal the sick and the diseased
Teach the children to uphold these
Truths and always strive for peace

All the tired, you'll rest here
All the masses, huddled not
All the poor will find their fortune
In this great big melting pot!

I HEAR JUSTICE CALLING
I SEE CITIES SPRAWLING
NO MORE HARM BEFALLING
FOLKS WITH LIVES APPALING

I SEE CHOICES 'CROSS THIS LAND
OUR FOUNDING FATHERS DID DEMAND
EQUALITY.
EQUALITY!

THERE'S NOTHING RIGHTEOUS I CAN'T DO
I HAVE A VOICE AND SO DO YOU

EQUALITY! (quality, quality)
EQUALITY!

EQUALITY! (quality, quality)
EQUALITY!

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>Exit shite
>Enter Dwight
>Ain't no pants
>Ejaculate in Kevin's ass

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY-EEEE-EEEE-EEEE
Everybody's got a price
Nobody's gonna pay
Because the 0 dollar jannyman
Never gets his way!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY JANNY-EEEE-EEEE-EEEE
Some might warn a little
Some might ban a lot
But I'm the ban evasion man
And I never will be caught!
AHAHAHAHAHAH! NAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! DAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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4/5
vocaroo.com/i/s1gBrzVsD7S7
Doing something special for 5/5.

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>YFW real American gimmick on Orton

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Based

>lyric chad thread
>90% of the lyrics posted are duds

vocaroo.com/i/s0C5rZ7QV6Al
All five done, as promised.
Props to VocaChadette for this last one.

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Do this one

Look
If he had
One gun
And one opportunity
To seize me on a hot summer night
One clip in
Would you run for it
Or would you just let him in?

He's armed and deadly
Pants down, hard and ready
There's precum on his penis already
Quads spaghetti
I'm nervous
But on the surface I look calm and ready
To suck cock
But I keep on forgetting how to go down
The whole crowd's oh so loud
I open my mouth but the words are drowned out
I'm choking now, on his girth I'm blowing now
I can't fight out
If I do, it's over, BLAOW!

Flashback to reality
Oh, it's post-traumatic
Yo, it's so sporadic
I hope, these meds can handle
I soak, the bed I can not
Cope, these threads from anons
Stoke, the repressed bad thoughts
They joke that I am broke
I get so mad but I know that
When I get back on my string cheese legs
That's when it's, back to the shrink again yo
This whole PTSD
I'm hoping this therapy will eventually take care of me

(YOU BETTER)
LOSE YOURSELF
IN MY ANUS
THE PAIN IS
OUTRAGEOUS
HE WON'T EVER LET ME GO

HE ONLY HAS ONE COCK
BUT IT FEELS LIKE A LOG IS PROBED
THIS PERFORATION FEELS BAD
BUT YET MY DICK IT GROWS

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You took a risk, it was what it was, maybe the next program will be better, brother
You've upped your work, kid. There may be dimes in you yet
It's just not working out on the main roster, I'm sending you down to house show jobber
Sorry, brother. You're going to have to scrape by with a hotdog and a handshake. The big leagues just aren't for you
Jillian Hall?

NOW THIS IS THE LYRICSCHAD THAT I THANK FOR DRAWING THE HOUSE

Cause it's a bittersweet
Day at the beach that's right
Trying to do a meet and greet
You get raped at gunpoint then you die
I'll take you down all the alleys I've been raped down
You know the one that takes to you to the places where all the rapes meet, yeah
No change, I can't change, I can't change, I can't change
But I'm here being raped, I am here being raped
But there's a million different rapists from one day to the next
I can't change OH NO NONONONONO

>Is this the real life?
>Is this just fantasy?
>Raped in my backside
>No escape from this dark alley
>Tears in my eyes
>Look up to the skies and see
>I’m just a tall boy, I can no longer bend my knees
>Because I feel his cum, in my bum
>I’m in pain, please call my mum
>Anywhere his dick blows, his balls are emptying inside me, inside me
did you skip it on purpose or upload error?

HOLY BASED

Do more, please

One of the classics

Holy basedola

Criminally underated

Snap back to reality oh there goes nashetty
Oh there goes nash cause he choked
Hes so sad and he gave it up so easy,no
They must have it, he knows the whole black alley apes
It dont matter,hes raped, he knows that but hes gaped
Hes so blacked that he knows when the blacks go back
Thats when its back to his ass again yo this whole rapening
They better go capture this whitey and take his virginity

LOSING WEIGHT IS A MYSTERY
ROLLS OF FAT COVER MY BODY
HEALTHY FOODS MAKES ME REEEE

YESTERDAY WAS DOMINOS
BURGER KING AND CHERRY TANGO
PANTS BURSTING AT THE SEAMS

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Kek, Based.

lyric chad posts are truly the best part of Yea Forums

nah, that's sosposting

nah, thats zorbs

Absolute kino, especially since it starts with ''snap back to reality''

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[Clearing Out My Locker]

[Intro]
Where's my onions?
I have no onions in my latte
There you go
Yeah
Yo, yo

[Verse 1]
Have you ever been hated or degraded by Vince?
I have, I've been cuckholded and humiliated by Vince
NWO signs for my past ties, look at the times
Sick as that guy who snuck up on me from behind
All that commotion n' lotion run deep my asshole's exploding
Temper's flaring from rapist, blows in my ass and keeps going
Got no help from no one now I'm barely breathing
Raped my ass in the morning and fucked my girl in the evening
Leave me with a taste of black cum in my mouth
See they can nigger me, but they'll never nigger me out
Look at me now, I bet ya probably pity me now don't you smarks?
I'mma look so ridiculous now

[Chorus]
I'm sorry Viiince!
I never meant to fail youuu!
I never drew a single dime, so tonight
I'm clearing out my locker (one more time)
I said I'm sorry Viiince!
I never meant to fail youuu!
I never drew a single dime, so tonight
I'm clearing out my locker (one more time)

[Verse 2]
Ha! I got some gay porn in my closet
And I don't know if no one knows it
So before they throw me in a coffin match and bury me
I'mma expose it
I'll take you back to '92
Before I ever did a finger poke with you know who
I was a baby face maybe just a couple of months
My rapist left me in an alley, panties up in a bunch
'Cause he split my ass in two and then he kissed my goodbye
then I layed there in the alley n' just fucking wished I would die
I look at my bull and I couldn't picture leaving his side
Even if he's 10 inches deep, I grit my teeth and I cry
To make it fit inside at least for wolfcuck's sake
I maybe made some botches, I'm only human
But its the reason I'm a cuckhold today
What I did was stupid, and it hurt my bum
But the smartest shit I did was bury dubya' c dub
'Cause I got raped, shit I swallowed the load
It's my life, I'd like to welcome y'all to "The Kevin Trash Show"

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HAHAHA

BASED

based

OH NO NO NO NO WOLFETTY IS FUMIN AGAIN

based

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I'M SORRY HUNNER
I'M REALLY GONNA HURT YOU
I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE YOU CRY
CAUSE TONIGHT
YOU'LL GIVE ME WHAT I WANT

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ding-dong diddly necrola

fucking based

I FEEL TOOTSIES ON MY FACE
I'D LOVE TO GIVE
THOSE SOLES A TASTE
I CUM TO THEM

I see nothing in the stands
I draw no dimes
I bore the fans
I bore the faaans

Fucking based.

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Wholesomely based

MOMMY SAYS TO GO TO BED
BUT I HAVE TO DELETE THESE THREADS
DO IT FOR FREE.

YOU GOT YOUR SHITPOSTS AND YOUR TRIPFAGS
ALL DESIGNED TO BAIT YOUR SAGE
WHEN GLOBAL RULES ARE BROKEN
YOU'LL SEE YOUR THREADS START TO FADE
I HAVE A JOB THAT PAYS NO MONEY
BUT HAVE PRIDE IN WHAT I DO
GOT HOT POCKETS IN THE OVEN
HAVEN'T SHOWERED, SMELL LIKE POO

I SEE OC POSTED
I KEEP GETTING ROASTED
I TASTE PEPPERONI
I FEEL OH SO LONELY

MOMMY SAYS TO GO TO BED
BUT I HAVE TO DELETE THESE THREADS
DO IT FOR FREE. DO IT FOR FREE.
CHRONIC HEMERRHOIDS ITCHING ME
PREPARATION H IS NOT WORKING
DO IT FOR FREE (DO IT FOR FREE, DO IT FOR FREE, DO IT FOR FREE)
DO IT FOR FREE (DO IT FOR FREE, DO IT FOR FREE, DO IT FOR FREE)

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you're not vocaroo chad.

Don't let this thread die

Seethe, seethe, seethe, seethe at E-posting
Seething
I think ya seething
AE...W
I can see that you fuck guys
I can see it when ya "cringe" at E
Post Nash on E
Talk dumb shit on E
Just one more post
About your flippyshit
And E will mount and
HEEM your shit
E-CHAD'S had enough of THIS
And now HE'S pissed
Yeah
This time I'm 'a blow you the fuck out
This time I'm 'a pop your dumb snout
I'm 'a post threads my way
E-Chad way
AEW'S FlNNA GAY!
Seethe, seethe, seethe, seethe at E-posting
Just one more post
About your "wrestling"
And E will shit on everything
To be on our own again
Reddit(you) free again
Yeah
This time I'm 'a blow you the fuck out
This time FlNNA pop your dumb snout
I'm 'a post threads my way
The E-Chad way
AEW'S FlNNA GAY!
ALL day ya seething at me
Cause ya never knew
Ya, never got a clue
Whatchu gonna DO??
Seethe, seethe, seethe, seethe at E-posting
Just one more post
And you'll be history
Yes I will rape and
MEME your shit
And you'll be left, with no cleft
Missing E
Yeah
This time I'm 'a blow you the fuck out
This time I'm 'a pop your dumb snout
I'm 'a post threads my way
E-Chad way
AEW'S FlNNA GAY!
ALL day ya seething at me
Cause ya never knew
Ya, never got a clue
Whatchu gonna DO??
Seethe, seethe, seethe, seethe at E-posting

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based

IM BLACK
AND IM GONNA RAPE KEVIN
HIS QUADS
ARE GOING TO HEAVEN
BEND DOWN
WE’VE GOT YOU AT GUNPOINT
JAN-NIES
WE’RE TAKING THEIR LUNCH BOY

>HIS QUADS
>ARE GOING TO HEAVEN

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>vocaroo.com/i/s1BsBIYgQnXr
fucking based

This is amazing

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> BETH'S THE KING OF ME
based

based

i can't rap at all, shame I'd do this

Based Kim Jong-un.

based, this one is a classic. thank u savechad.

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DELETE THIS

Today is a sweltering day
in the summer of 92
By now you should've somehow
seen your buttcheeks are turning blue
I don't believe that anybody
gets gaped as wide as you, on your knees now
backseat, the nogs insert their meat
and the prolapse in your ass is out
I'm sure you're on all fours
with a gun pressed against your snout
I don't believe that anybody
gets gaped as wide as you
Kevin Nash
And all the time you feel your quads are tearing
And you know that your ass will never ever be mending
You've taken so many that your a-hole
is like, the pocket of a clown
Because maybe, you're gonna be the nog that rapes me
And after all, you're a convicted felon
I said maybe, you're gonna be the nog that rapes me
because after all, you're a convicted felon

Today was a sweltering day
in the summer of 92
gangbanged. against your will, now your thighs are covered in poo
I don't believe that anybody
gets gaped as wide as you, Kevin Nash
And all the time you feel your quads are tearing
And you know that your ass will never ever be mending
You've taken so many that your a-hole
is like, the pocket of a clown

Because maybe, you're gonna be the nog that rapes me
and after all, you're a convicted felon
I said maybe, you're gonna be the nog that rapes me
because after all, you're a convicted felon

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Learn how to syllable you fucking incompetent. You have something good but you're squandering it

JANNETTY BTFO

filtered

Tell that to this entire thread. There's like three posts that are actually in tempo

Thoroughly based

Underrated

OHHHHHHHHHHHNO NO NOOOO
OH NONONONONONONOOO
I LIKE TO OHNONONONONO
I LIKE TO GET REALLY JUST
I LIKE TO LOSE ON THE C-SHOW
JOBBING LIKE THUNDER
LOOKING LIKE A JUST CLOWN
EVERY BABE'S GONNA WANNA LAUGH AT MEEEE YEEEEEAH
I STARE INTO THE MIRROR
MY HAIR LOOKS REAL JUSTYYY
OHNONONO OHNONONONONONOOOO
I BELIEVE VINCE'S EVERY WORD WHEN HE SAYS PUSH
YOU SEE THE RED IN MY EYES
YOU SEE I HAVE THE URGE TO DIIIIIIIIE
WANT TO DIE

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HELP I NEED THE BACK IN BLACK NASH ONE

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Short, stubby toes.

BASED
how will Jannies EVER recover

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Here. Faggot jannies removed it

NASH GOT BLACKED
HE LICKED THE SACK
HIS DICK'S TOO LONG, IT TORE UP HIS ASS
YES, HE LET LOOSE
IN HIS CABOOSE
WHITE SEED DRIPPIN' ON OUT
I KEEP LOOKING AT THIS GUY
WHO'S TAKIN' MY PRIDE
HE'S GOT A GUN, I DON'T WANNA DIE
HE BROUGHT 9 THUGS
.9 SLUGS
PLEASING EVERY ONE OF THEM AND SWALLOWING

'CAUSE HE'S NASH
YES HE'S NASH
WELL HE'S NASH
YES HE'S NASH
AND NAAAAASH
NAAAAASH
WELL NASH GOT BLACKED
YES NASH GOT BLAAACKED

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In the beginning
Back in nineteen ninty-two
Nash didn't know about a tug 'n' pull show
And all that jive
The white man had the ass
The black man had the ooze
No one knew what they was gonna do
But Ty'reeq had the news
He said

Let there be pound
There was pound
Let it be tight
It was tight
Let there be guns
There was guns
Let there be gangsters
There was gangsters
OOOH LET THERE BE RAPE

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>Look over your shoulder, get ready to laugh.
>He's a virgin bitch, without a fucking dad.
These may be the two greatest putdown lyrics I’ve ever seen.

Based, thanks user

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B

This is absolutely hilarious.

Why is Yea Forums always so based?

BASED ORTON, A REAL AMERICAN!

Gay but based

Yea Forums hall of fame

As expected, just another Nash thread.

Get some new material. Be original.

other wrestler's weren't raped so less authentic for them

Keep crying, faggot.

WHEN THE COLOREDS COME TO TOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE
GOTTA TAKE A STAND IT DON'T HELP TO HIDE
WHEN YOU HURT MY FRIENDS AND DENOUNCE WHITE PRIDE
I GOTTA ME A MAN, GONNA HANG NIGGERS HIGH

I AM A REAL WHITE ARYAN
HANGING ALL THE NIGGERS AND MEXICANS
I AM A REAL WHITE ARYAN
FIGHT FOR WHITE RIGHTS, GAS ALL THE KIKES

Cringe