I've seen this shit before with Heidenreich/Kozlov/Feed me more whatshisface/Rusev/Brawn

I like his theme.

Snitsky

It feels like Lesnar, actually. The hype packages, the run ins, etc. His first feud is even destroying the Hardy's

The mastadon gimmick is based ya simp

Would you rather have generic flippy men like Ricochet and Gargano?

I don't know why they don't let him talk, that's his whole damn gimmick

lars doesnt even get heat, no one gives a fuck

>Gargano
>flippy

There will never be another Lesnar. Lars is just an obstacle for the BIG DOG.

Same contrived ballet wrestling.

>plays a tough guy but afraid of his own shadow

He had a cool entrance in NXT, plus his promos had a sort of evil professor hulk feel, announcers would push him as highly intelligent within a freakish body and that kind of set him apart. Talked in a refined way, Ranallo would call him "the leviathan logophile" and shit.
Say what you want about HHH's ego project but Lars is one of the neverending characters created in NXT only to get smothered and killed in the main. At least he used to have a gimmick

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Brb the nervous hospital. Based anxiety burying this simp

>They had kinda messed around with (my guy) Lars a bit in NXT where he would do these really articulate, intelligent-sounding promos.
This is what I miss.
Killer Kross is doing this exact same thing in Impact and killing it.
A smart articulate psycho will always be a draw in wrestling.

That entrance and unadulterated kino.

As someone who is 98 for 100 on knowing instantly whether a gimic will go over (was wrong with fandango and bo dallas inspirational speaker)

Lars is dead in the water.
Dead. Dud. Nothing.
He consistently looks like he has problems picking dudes up. The commentators feel absolutely nothing when theyre trying to put him over. Theyre literally copying Brauns push of random attacks. And hes ugly.

more like Snitsky desu

Hey those 2 gimics were based as fuck and over. Creative shot them dead with booking and just plain bailing.

vince doesnt remember any of those guys

Lesnar pretty much went straight to the main event though, this faggot will be beating up jobbers before finally losing to his first big opponent like 90% of these boring monster heels

>acting like lesnar is some sort of special talent
>especially 2001(2?)-04 lesnar
Any big guy with a 10/10 manager that's booked to win every match is the next Lesnar

We also will have already seen his upcoming dancing gimmick before.

Wasn't he supposed to rape Carmella on TV or something? He's been stalking her social media for weeks now.

If by based you mean boring, over used and usually a failure then yes, totally based.

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>acting like lesnar is some sort of special talent
He fucking was. You don't get a legit NCAA star freak athlete walk in everyday.

Its worse because this guy is like 5'10". Thats what passes for a "freak" nowadays

>nxt call-up
>monster heel gimmick
>under 6'
>anxiety disorder
>shoot sexist
>shoot racist
>on record talking about spanking it to Steph

He'll be gone in 3 years and nobody will care.

im cummign

They have an endless supply of big guys they could book the exact same way and he'd be just as succesful

I just wish he'd stop with the goofy facial expressions and screaming. What does he even say when he comes through the curtain? It just looks like he's very nervous.

Because he is

Even if he is, the last thing he should do is show it.

R-Truth will cause a distraction and some mid-carder (Rey?) will roll up Lars.

except he wont wrestling isn't cool anymore so no one will see it