Yea Forums pls help

>we tried to push indie wrestlers you like, AJ, DB, etc and it failed
Sure.
>we tried womyn wrestling and it failed
Yeah.
>we tried nostalgia bait and it failed
Stop. You know nothing. Go search Goldberg 2016 2017 in YouTube then we can talk.

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Don't change plans 5 seconds before airtime.

OH NO NO NO NO

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Holy fucking based
Sign this guy on as a consultant

Kill yourself live on raw

>Shorter matches
>feuds literally aren’t allowed to be built around a guy wanting a title anymore
>fast paced heavy metal production
>pyro
>bring back Enzo and Cass and make them top heels
>release like 85% of the roster

>Have a shorter show instead of 3 fucking hours
>Let indie stars have the same character and names they had in the indies
>Don't do weekly shows and have bi-weekly shows so that you can generate more hype and keep your wrestlers healthy
>Reduce the roster by 60%
>If you plan to push someone who was a mid-carder, have then earn it over a period of months
>Reduce the number of PPVs to once every 2 months
>Put female wrestlers to the same standards as male wrestlers and only hire if they are skilled AND can cut a promo
>Allow forgeiners to speak their language
>Stop shortening everyone's name to one syllable

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>Have a shorter show instead of 3 fucking hours
Can't do, pal, USA is paying fuckton of money to me!
>Let indie stars have the same character and names they had in the indies
Who, pal?
>Don't do weekly shows and have bi-weekly shows so that you can generate more hype and keep your wrestlers healthy
Can't do that, pal, USA Network is paying me fuckton of money!
>Reduce the roster by 60%
Can't do that, pal, I need to keep them in my warehouse so nobody else can have them.
>Reduce the number of PPVs to once every 2 months
Can't do that, pal! My executives are being paid by hours consumed by subscibers!
>Put female wrestlers to the same standards as male wrestlers and only hire if they are skilled AND can cut a promo
But they are bad, pal!
>Allow forgeiners to speak their language
Nobody will understand them, pal!
>Stop shortening everyone's name to one syllable
You don't like this, pal?!

Why do simps think softcore porn will be a draw now when everyone can get whatever they want easily online

big seethe

Because they're stuck in 1997.

Normal people like tits you foot-licking, fart-sniffing simp.

brace yourself user: some porn actually features tits

Look at the current cultural zeitgeist and find a hero character who plays into that.

In other words, put the WWE/Universal title on WALTER and have other wrestlers accuse him of being alt right because he uses the term "Ringkampf" and he denies it left and right, but has to fight off legions of heel WWE superstars who attempt to have him killed, at times dressing up in masks, but he overcomes them always.

License to print money.

Bigger roster is better you need the fucking jobber guys who aren't afraid to kill themselves to hype the crowd

Include Braps in women's matches

Remove PG only
Less creative control over EVERYTHING, especially wrestlers

The writing is shit and the stories are nonsensical. Everything is cringe because it's scripted and wrestlers aren't actors.

Vince, you need to forget this MMA shoot crap and go back to wacky angles about car bombs and secret midget sons.

Make the fucking matches shorter, ffs. If there was one thing I could change, that would be it. These matches just drone on and on and on.

They make the wrestlers work longer because they lack the creative ability to fill time on the show

But that's the fun of it. Its batshit insane performance art and satire

Be edgy with something relevant to the current year

You had a perfect opportunity with Russian Rusev and Lana being Putin operatives and you squandered it with ziggler faggotry

>PG-13
>Better writing and more creativity
>Find some miraculous way to get people to pay the usual price for PPVs again
>Allow your wrestlers to go off script every once in a while and improvise with situations as they happen
>NO MORE FLIPPYSHIT, NO MORE MANLETS

VINCE
STRAP
NOW

WWE has over 200 guys on the roster, you don’t need 200 guys to have a decent jobber/undercard/mid-card/upper card setup, all you get is guys getting paid to do, essentially, fuck all, which was one of the things that helped tank WCW.

less
fucking
marketing

let wrestlers be the main attraction of the show, not the corporation and let them be themselves, don't attach shitty nicknames, make them say shitty catchphrases and give them shitty gimmicks in order to sell merch