Why are none of these WWE rats jumping from their ship making the switch? What happened?

Why are none of these WWE rats jumping from their ship making the switch? What happened?

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They want easily made money, not struggling and going through gruelling matches to get paid.

Are you talking about the workers?
most people can't keep up with the NJPW main event style

So they're basically just milking the new money mark on the block in Khan just like they did to Dixie?

Khans are handing out lottery tickets and New Japan doesn't pay anyone other than top guys more than low six figures.

Tony Khan is ATM Eric 3.0 - everyone is trying to cash out before the account gets closed

NJPW actually has a pretty large amount of upper midcard workers, there really isnt any room for new gaijin outside of pure midcard acts or jobbers. Only the JR division could use people right now.
Look at the title holders NJPW has right now, and the people that could challenge. They could even just merge two belts tomorrow and wouldnt miss a beat.
People that could hold the HW title without the attendance moving significantly:
Okada
Naito
Ibushi
Sanada
Suzuki
Tana
Ospreay(in a few months)
and of course ourguy Unno
Thats a lot of guys that can actually HOLD the title, let alone challenge for it. They have a huge number of upper mid guys that can be elevated to a title challenge out of nothing. Ishii, EVIL, Juice, Nagata, ZSJ, Jay, Jericho(?(If hes wrestling there again at all)).
A new guy has to work to be above all those upper mid guys to even get a shot at the top title sometime through the year, that is gonna take a lot of time during which you are sitting in tags not making as much as you could in AEW.

Isn't it obvious?

The WWE has been desperate to re-enact the Monday night was for 18 years. They have split brands, invented NXT, and split brands again in a phony attempt to get some in-house competition started.

Now they suddenly start attracting these big money deals from an Arab guy to put on shows in Saudi Arabia, and out of nowhere a rich Arab goes and bankrolls "a competitor". Half the WWE roster goes over to this new brand, even though nothing is really known about it, because working at WWE sucks so much.

The whole aew thing is a work.

>Ospreay(in a few months)
Just no

I think after his G1 he will be super over. He needs to stop doing so much shindie bullshit but he can be good.

>after his G1
he's already the hottest baby face in the company

I don't mind him really, two things kinda rub me the wrong way, stormbreaker is stupid, and I really dislike his ring attires

New Japan doesn't accept anybody

Before you say Cody, He ONLY got there because Of Gedo being a dusty Fanboy and because he only asked for really small money

Im just glad hes not ending the match with the oscutter anymore.

how can a 30 year old neet join a new japan dojo?

his elbow strike looks based though, I am fine with that being his finish, but I don't think it is

It was more he's was the top ROH guy. and was the only guy from ROH not called the bucks getting some sort of a reaction

Because despite what a few internet weebs tell you, the vast majority of people don't actually gives a shit about Japan.

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You dont. They dont want people past 25-26 id say and even then they have feeder systems in the US(LA dojo) and au/nz(Fale Dojo). Wont be long before they do something in the UK.

Strong style is boring as fuck and I can't tell chinks apart

there's a 2nd company that can pay good money in the US now

>you choppa me
>i choppa you
>you make funny face
>i make funny face
>you pop up after 5 seconds taking a neck bump
>i pop up in 2.5 seconds because my peepee bigger
>AHHHHHHH YOU SLAP ME
>AHHHHHHHH I SLAP YOU
>AHHHHHH I USE SUPER FINISHER
>AHHHHH I KICK OUT AT 2.99999
>i finally win after the 28th super finisher

Japanese wrestling in a nutshell for the past 30 years

so you have a low IQ ?

People rarely kick out of finishers in njpw. good job making shit up.

NJPW schedule is bad if you have family.

awww did i hurt your feelings Nu Japanlet?

You choppa me??? You call that a choppa??? I *SUPER MEGA* CHOPPA YOU!!!

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they're the 2nd most popular wrestling promotion in the world

Not really i find it funny you need to liar tho
>Kenny's OWA = never kicked out off in njpw
>Chase Owens package piledriver = never kicked out off in njpw
>Jay white blade runner = kicked out once (maybe it's a piss weak looking blade runner if it is one)
>Suzuki's Gotch piledriver = kicked out once at wrestle kingdom 6 i think
>Ospreays stormbreaker = never kicked out of
>Zack Driver = never kicked out of
>Honma's top rope Kokeshi = never kicked out off
>when ever Elgin did the Burning Hammer = no one kicked out of it
>The Bad Luck Fall = no one kicked out of it
>Kamigoye = never kicked out of
>Rainmaker = only kicked out of by other top 4 guys
>King Kong Knee Drop = never kicked out of
>Reverse Brainbuster by Ishii = never kicked out of

Never heard of any of this nip chong wrestlers before.

That's because you're a fucking cartoon.

Pro wrestling is literally cartoon and you're the one taking is so seriously LMAO

So nip chong wrestlers and a woman moaning your name have something in common?

Not at all, my man.

Calm down, sport. I can see you frothing at the mouth

sports entertainment is literally cartoon
wrestling is wrestling

Shhh.....

>comes up with a delicate list of every finisher and the intricate details of how many times its been kicked out of
>not seriously

whatever makes you feel less like a simp i guess.

That wasn't me, ya fuckin spoof.

All pro wrestling is cartoon
Wrestling is an actual sport, represented in Olympic events

if you want to argue semantics, at least do it right.

>it-its not me

Ok. Like I said, whatever helps you sleep at night :)

>comes to a wrestling forum every day for hours on end to shitpost, instead of discussing wrestling
>thinks he's somehow less pathetic

hmm....really makes ya think

>actually discussing wrestling

A fake sports tv show requires fake discussion such as shitpost, not actual analytical discussion. YIKES at you

Autism does that.