imagine being so based your entrance gear triggers zoomers
Imagine being so based your entrance gear triggers zoomers
Ryan Martinez
Angel Gonzalez
Luke Bennett
WALTER is everything prowrestling was and should always be
Cooper Roberts
>both billed as 6’4”
>Walter noticeably taller
What did the fucking game, the king of kings, “Triple H” Hearst Helmsley ding-dong diddly mean by this?
Angel Hughes
What happened with his entrance? It's still Dvorak right?
Joseph Perez
He’s fat...
Ian Wright
So was dusty
Ian Fisher
dusty repels dimes so hard that he has to put on a polka dots gear and his sons has to put on monkey suits and work for his competition.
Gabriel Lopez
lel I bet you like Ricoshit
Grayson Turner
So was Mark Henry, the only confirmed draw of the 00's
Julian James
BASED BIG DIMES WALTER
Dominic Sanders
Stand on a chair and say that to his face.
Brody Scott
No, I just don't live in a retirement home like you, grand pa
Asher Brooks
10/10 you made me reply
Evan Allen
what, fat guys doing nothing but chops for an hour?
Benjamin Price
What, not enough flips for ya?
Benjamin Campbell
Finally a NXT champion taller than HHH. Had to go to the UK to find him but...
FINALLY
Jose Jackson
So was Mick Foley. The one who made sure WCW never beat WWF in ratings again.
Easton Smith
You get smaller as you get up there in age. Even like guys like Taker and Kane are a bit shorter now
Keep in mind that I am also talking out of my ass here, user
Aiden Jenkins
Which is weird because at least 90% of UK wrestlers are under 6', the only ones over 6' are literal lanklets (ex. Kyle Fletcher and Chris Brookes)
>inb4 WALTER is from Austria
I know that
Tyler Brown
This "you start shrinking past certain age" thing is grossely overstated. You lose one centimeter (0.4 inch) every 10 fucking years, that's it.
Liam Ramirez
>what, fat guys doing nothing but chops for an hour?
Matthew Clark
Steiner was always short, he just had a massive body.
Noah King
If you're doing heavy compound lifts and regularly compressing your spine you can expect to shrink more than that.
Kevin King
literally homosexual criticism, are you also going to talk shit about him for not being fabulous enough
Jonathan Smith
This. Fucking Jeff Jarrett was taller than him.
Isaac Taylor
Depends how the discs in your back are. Hip work can also cause an inch or two loss. And if you're a Terry Funk or HBK without knees now say goodbye to at least half an inch. Have terrible posture for your whole life like Booker T? Say goodbye to an inch too.