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HOLY FUCKING BASED
OHH
WOW
Some lunatic cringe shit right there. I bet Renee helped him
Holy shit so he's not "sick of the business" or "needs a break." He hopped back in as soon as he could, it was WWE that he hated all along.
IT’S HAPPENING
based
Alright that was entertaining as fuck and not just because it's almost 5.30am and I'm drunk, that just makes me wanna know what the fuck he's doing next.
Based. Gonna sign with IMPACT because they're established and coming up. Or is he gonna do movies ?
Basado...
TOURNAMENT OF SURVIVAL WHEN?
Is he starring in a WWE Studios flick? I thought he was leaving?
HOLY DING-DONG DIDDLY BASEDOLA MY DIMES DISAPPEAREDOLA
Dean Ambrose was but not Jon Moxley
Ok, not going to lie, this is fucking BASADO, KINO, AND REDPILLED
Gage vs Mox. Book it
Imagine how hard Vince Jr. must be seething right now.
Someone better check on Vince and make sure hes not having an aneurysm over Dean "betraying" him like this and making his abandonment issues even worse than they already are.
FUCK WWMEME
DEAN, YA BETTER DING-DONG DIDDLY GIVE ME SOMETHING THIS TIME
Yeah, I'm thinking he's back
SIMPLY BASED SIMPLY FUCKING BASES
based
Can you please upload it as a webm, Twitter is broken like all Web 2.0 trash.
Holy shit! Based and gang affiliated
i'm guessing the prison represented wwe?
Wow are you a college professor or perhaps Jordan B Peterson himself?
HOLY FUCKOLI I'M DING-DONG DIDDLY CUMOLI BASED JON IS BACK
>No one's talking about the dice being focused on in the video
DOUBLE OR NOTHING CONFIRMED. SEE YOU IN LAS VEGAS ON MAY 25TH, JON. E-DRONES BTFOOOOO.
Is the prison a a metaphor for wwe ? or is he trying to imply Moxley and Dean are different people
no, just some dude
this is how you know that someones not in WWE anymore
...........no no no, he was supposed to go on vacation. how could he do this to us e-chads. i'm literally shaking. he turned on us after we made him....
HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING REFERRED TO AS A PRISON HAHAHAHA
Kys
E Drones are like prisoners who enjoy taking it up the ass
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON E-CHADS THIS IS A WORK, THIS HAS TO BE A WORK THIS ISN'T REAL THIS IS ALL JUST SOME ELABORATE WORK BY WWE HE'S COMING BACK WATCH, YOU'LL SEE.
HOLY FUCKING BASED
>Jon Moxley is back
>RAM Stocks plummeting
>WWMEME will die in our lifetime
This is why they want social media passwords. So you don’t leave with a half a million followers.
We spent so much time on him in the Shield. I can't believe he would do this to me. I loved him, I bought his house.....
Thanks a lot. If this is AEW then their promises and hype were not a complete lie at least.
Cringe
fake tough guy
Jon Moxley vs New Jack when?
A E DUB
A E DUB
A E DUB
A E DUB
He's probably going to AEW, there's no way that he's leaving to the bottom of the barrel.
yikes! ya seethe?
Probably right.
Omega v Moxley death match
What a sellout, couldn't cut it in the big leagues and didn't get what he wanted so he goes back to a shitty version of Heath Ledgers Joker for bingo hall pansies. Hope the gamer nerds he attracts "rise up" and walk out of the high schools he's in when this moron enters through the cafeteria doors. Fuck you, Goodman.
Hey just because I like taking it up the ass does NOT mean I like the Revival getting buried
I'm not a death match guy but I would really see Moxley vs Pentagon in one.
It's downright shocking they didn't job him out and gave him such a big sendoff
MDK vs MOX book it Janela
>What a sellout, couldn't cut it in the big leagues and didn't get what he wanted so he goes back to a shitty version of Heath Ledgers Joker for bingo hall pansies. Hope the gamer nerds he attracts "rise up" and walk out of the high schools he's in when this moron enters through the cafeteria doors. Fuck you, Goodman.
OH NO NO NO NO NO LOOK AT THIS E-DRONE SEETHE
>WWE gave him an uncharacteristically nice/big farewell
>he immediately portrays them as a prison that he couldnt wait to get out of
lmao this year just gets worse and worse for vince/wwe and it's only May
This is really kickass, and also very clearly produced by the wwe.
>also very clearly produced by the wwe.
>WWE is the only production company
>Kickass
>Very clearly produced by the WWE.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU FUCKING RETARD HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT MAYBE IT'S ONLY GOOD BECAUSE WWE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT?
Cringe. Imagine caring about this simp who never ever was good to begin with. Even with all the pushes he got in WWE, handing him the world title, he made the ratings plummet and the house shows were literally empty during his reign, not mentioning how he he phones it in in the ring day in and day out. Ambrose was, is and will forever be a shitter.
Holy seethe!
you can tell it's not produced by wwe because there wasn't 48 camera cuts a second.
>inb4 its a promo reel for his acting career
kek
lol he conquered the tarp leagues
is that big dog chasing him supposed to be Roman?
12 Rounds 3 was dope.
I’m sorry he left, Vince
FREE OF HIS SLAVE NAME.
Kino
E-DRONES IN TEARS
im grounded and my iphone 2 wont open links what happened
ahahah Based
Brothers, take a look at this dude.
It looks like Goldberg's 2k17 video which I recommend watching even apart from this as one of the best things they've done in a while.
Lmao y'all think this is cool? Some indie shitter that couldn;t handle it in the major leagues.
Have fun wrestling Jimmy Lloyd for two hot dogs, dumbass.
>>It was his idea to have Drake Maverick piss himself
>Suddenly Yea Forums thinks Deanetty is cool
Big cringe. When will an actual draw jump to AEW? Never?
Coming soon to a high school gymnasium near you....
>oh cool let me check the comments
>its all thots posting facebook reaction gifs and putting asdjhksakddsa after sentences
i am seethe
What do you think his reaction is
AE-Dub!
New York has to be shitting themselves after seeing this.
>A wrestler they love leaves their cult
>Immediately start shitting on him
Man, props to WWE for going all the way on this storyline, you almost believe it's not a work
Cringing hard. This already flopped. Couldn’t hang with the big dogs, had to go back to the bingo halls.
Wow, so he left a 500k a year job so he could go get high fives and hot dogs and save his dumb-ass "pride as a wrestler" or some stupid shit like that.
Real smart businessman there. Renee must be soooooooooooooooo proud. I can't roll my eyes any harder right now.
>you now realize WWE only gave him that big send off so he wouldn't completely fucking bury them when he left
Nice try Vince
I'm not even sure which of these posts is ironic seething or real.
chads don't call themselves chads
So WWE shot this and “Jon Moxley” is signing with WWE.
MUTHAFUCKIN BASED, Moxley is on the loose!!!
Change the name all he wants.....still the anti-draw Deanetty.
childhood is wanting to work for the WWE adulthood is wanting to destroy it
Kinda a dick move to show yourself “escaping” from a not-too-subtle big dog. Like damn. I thought he and Roman were friends.
Also, wwe treated him incredibly well as he left, and this is the first thing he does. Compare them to a prison. Not a smart move, imo
>500k
Making much more than that. Revival were just offered 500k a year and they are worth a lot less in Vince's eyes than Ambrose
That being said he has made enough money that he feels comfortable for the rest of his life. Plus, he will RAKE it in these first few years post wwe. Everyone does once they get cut even washouts like Darren Young and Simon Gotch so Dean will make bank immediately.
>implying
Vince is just a classy guy, simp. Then Deanetty goes and spits in his face and the face of the entire wrestling business with this. Fuck Dean.
DEATH MATCH KINO IMCOMING MOXLEY VS MDK LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
>referencing WWE as New York as if you were in the 80's
Vince isn't in the wrestling business, he's in the entertainment business.
>chased out by a Big Dog
what he mean by that
He's too old for this shit. When he was younger that was fucking based, but a cucked husband and goofball just doesn't work. He's getting to that Funk point where we'll watch it because it's him, but know that there's nothing left.
It's a fucking business not a family reunion. Dean did everything asked of him and completed his contract and didn't even announce he was going to quit, those details leaked through third parties.
He can do whatever the fuck he wants now and a subtle prison scene is the most professional one can get at burying Vincettys shitty circus.
Dean sucks but I almost want this to be a WWE angle just to see the indie simps meltdown again.
Shut up grandpa, the territories are dead
I have to wonder who shot this? Wonder if Mox used the same guy Joey Janela uses
The prison guard look suspiciously similar to Sef in his Shield gear, too.
I believe that guy left to work for WWE.
Yawn. Not gonna watch it like I’m not gonna watch any All Elame Wrestling. Sorry but they are just small time trash.
How much does Vince pay you to seethe for him?
aint that some shit, regardless it was a well done hype clip
>Carter is now an AEW chad
this
What the hell is GCW?
Gay Carny Wrestling
It's more like Hugh Jackman Wolverine with barb wire instead of claws.
This is good for us. Let him shit up another promotion's card with his krinfe promos and slow motion style wrestling.
Cringe look at these hot dog dorks. Just sad.
HOLY SHIT GAGE NEVER POSTS PICTURES IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING LADS
The best wrestling promotion going today
The best wrestling promotion in the states
>escaping from prison
I WONDER WHAT THAT MEANS
Which one of you are Cletus and which one is his retarded cousin?
Bah Gawd! He's running away with the entire roster's paychecks!
As mentioned earlier, Dean Ambrose net worth estimates around $6.1 million.Sep 21, 2018
If he doesn't live extravagantly, he can literally just wrestle where he wants and never work again.
Thank God we're not gonna see this absolute indie shitter shitting it in on WWE anymore. Good riddance.
Im definitely the retarded cousin,Pic related is me
>WWMEME IS A HORRIBLE PRISON
OH NONONONONONONONONO
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
WTF HOW DID A BRICK WALL WITHOUT ANY WEAPONS
did he break*
man it can't be good for old Vince's health to be taking all these Ls lately
He is a weapon
UPDATE: It's happening.
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>Moxley was there when Gage died in the ring
>Gage will be there when Moxley is reborn
KINO
edrones already arguing that this is the work of wwe and he's coming back in a few months. lmfao. he hates wwe. that's been obvious since 2016.
That's just Joey fantasy booking. He's going to AEW exclusively.
>reading all of these stamford wives comments clutching their pearls so tightly
holy shit you e-drones need to get a fucking grip, this is beyond sad
Finna
Ya Seethe Vince? Ya Boilin' Paul. Ya Spittin' and Slobberin' Steph?
these are the same idiots that worked themselves into thinking Omega was going to show up at Royal Rumble, instead of go to AEW with his best friends.
Never forget
You may not believe me, but he's Vince secret weapon. He's one of McMahon guys.
HOLY FUCKING BASED
>only has 500k followers
How? That's shit compared to Seff and da big dog
>had one tweet over 7 years
holy kek. edrones always working themselves.
Based E-Chads not having to see Deanetty on our screens anymore. Absolutely based.
Soon.
Imagine having the severe autism to go through making this. The absolute shanty town of the AllPoojeets marks.
>Imagine having the severe autism to go through making this. The absolute shanty town of the AllPoojeets marks.
based as fuck
So? He's obviously not as popular as people claimed he was when he has over 3 million less followers than his shield pals
>GCW
simply being a celebrity that tweets regularly can get you thousands of fake followers to boost your follower count. Do I really have to explain this
He never used Twitter before this of course he has less followers, dummy
where should look to get into GCW
twitter.com
its over for wwe
I dont give a shit about wrestling in the US in general, but seeing all the e-drones crying is fucking hilarious.
daft sex has every show for free
youtube.com
and this promo
Cope harder, Paul
Based まる子CHAD.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M GOING TO HAVE A FUCKING PANIC ATTACK I'M GOING TO FREAK OUT NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP IT STOP IT I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
3(THREE) million less
Watch the four shows they did over WM weekend, Josh Barnett's Bloodsport, Joey Janela's Sping Break Parts 1 & 2, and Orange Cassidy Is Doing Something Or Whatever Who Knows???. Watch them on daftsex just search GCW.
>All Elite Wrestling
More like All E-Rejects Wrestling.
>Moxley video has over 180k views
That's more than most WWE videos get
Is he playing the role of Bret Hart in WCW and destroying AEW as the inside man?
RATINGS ARE DROPPING
TALENT IS LEAVING
ITS FUCKING OVER
she looks turned on in that webm, not cringing
OH NO NO NO NO AEMEME BTFO
>We wish Renee Young success in her future endeavors
God I hope. I'm sick of her """""""""""""commentating"""""""""""""""".
Renee is fucked now, isn't she? Petty Vince is going to tear her apart.
how long until he tweets the n word
>bottom of the barrel
He just left WWE though
She’s talented enough to pick up good paying work on a sports or news channel. She has more stock than 80% of the roster and could go without the job before he tries to pull some shit
Hell yes boys it's happening
OH NO NO NO NO NO
imagine thinking that this still isnt a work
BASED
>The dogs in the video are the same ones THE SHIELD one uses
lol he was ultra sick of that shit , cant blame him
Gif related
>rene
>talented
el o el
DOUBLE BASED
And I'm sick of shitty memes that consist of literally just spamming one button one the keyboard.
yfw WWE retaliates by giving Baron Corbin and his horseshoe hairline an extended wwe title run
Get Moxpilled - he was a legend
I have the solution for that; neck yourself.
HOLY COPEOLA
WTF!?
WWE should be worried, that badass vignette simply highlights how detached they are from their game.
Vince is about to have Lashley rape Renee on Raw
Renee is in serious danger right now. Steph is gonna make her life hell.
youtube.com
take the moxpill
HOLY FUCKIN BASED
KINO IS BACK ON THE DING-DONG DIDDLY MENU
When Renee leaves i wonder if she will start wrestling. since she wanted to and wwe said no
APOLOGIZE
>Jon Moxley almost the #1 trend on Twatter.
OHNONONONO.
twitter.com
Yep , he is going to AEW
Havok vs Moxley is happening
Literally KINO
It must really suck to be an E Drone right now
They are just taking losses left and right
HE'S JUST A SICK GUY
Reminds me of the old 97 Raw is War open, gonna be a fucking BASED from me.
>it's true
somebody check on Vince right now
Is he going to NWA? BASED
You're a retard, Billy
That and all the 2K/THQ hype videos were produced completely independently of WWE, hell they didn't go through WWE to get Goldberg, Warrior or Brock when they did. That's why they were good, buck teeth bitch can't produce shit.
Based.
Good ol Dean still knows how to work the ketchup bottle.
nooo no no NO NO NO NO NO
FELLOW ECHADS HOW DO WE STOP THIS
thank you, mr. ant. now go drag a beer bottle down your anthill.
dunno what that was about
Based viper room painting that on their wall years ago to set it up.
"I like to go to bars and bang really ugly girls"
HOLY FUCKING BASED
Based theory
He’s going to make root beer for A&W?
The concept of them picking this for a reason zoomin over your head
cant wait for dave to jizz about this
Explains his wife
There's absolutely no way they'll let Renee stay on commentary for much longer.
Absolutely and eternally BASED E-Chads stay winning.
BASED SHOUT OUT TO REENE
kek what a bitch, also make this a banner
I mean, you could replace Moxley with Cody in that video and nothing would change.
It's pretty obvious that that video has been produced by a promotion and not by himself because of his value and the impact of being posted just at time when his WWE contract expires, but it's interesting the fact that he film it under WWE contract. Probably all that "He wants a rest" thing was a lie and Vince is truly seething right now.
It's obvious too how he is not leaving for a minor company which will pay him less than WWE. I don't have a certain, but the style of the promo, the focused dices in the wall and some reactions like Cody Rhodes liking the video... He is probably going to AEW
You must be the only person to notice this
...WWE goes under, directly because of AEW, within two years
Austin's gonna sign with them just to put Deanetty down for good
It's time to take WWE out back and shoot it.
They are like the NWA, WCW and ECW, all dead brands.
Time to move on for the future
WWE is about to start handing out Legends contracts to anyone to ever step in a ring
not him but he prefaced everything he wrote with "obvious", the point is people are still in denial
OH NO WWE is giving their ex wrestlers free money, so evil, this is evil, everything is EVIL
If Dean is going to AEW, and this whole thing isn't just a work, and if they are able to get a TV deal, this is going to be looked back as the first shot in a new war
NWA is unironically on the up though, a 'big two' consisting of AEW and NWA would be kino. Very distinct styles.
>NWA is unironically on the up though
Thanks for the laugh, Billy
NWA style is they don't run their own show and doesn't have a roster just belts.
They have a replacement for her already. Plus I doubt the e-drones will even notice.
Actually I'd like to see some of those guys get a free payday
seething AEdrones
what, not enough gooks and trannies for ya?
>muh 5 man roster
Yeah, everyone is trembling in fear of the NWA
please say this means they're taking Renee Young too
what you want coach back?
No, Stevie Ray back on commentary
Based. I like how he had to break out of the "ambrose asylum"
that was just the whole WWE
I would take literally anyone besides Renee. Put that 9 year old who won the tag titles on commentary instead
they'd sound exactly the same!
>whoa!
>radical!
>eat my shorts!
Got chased out by a big dog
He said 9, not 4.
>NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL EDGY VOL. 4
Wrestling really is just for rednecks and neckbeards
>They are like the NWA, WCW and ECW, all dead brands.
It can't be a dead brand if it still makes money hand over fist. Those companies were basically in debt by the time they closed their doors. I'm no edrone but don't be retarded the wwe is hardly as bad off as wcw and ecw when they closed their doors.
Moxley has always been edgy. he's just the darkest parts of him turned up to 100 like his hatred for woman that stems from his mother
>WWE is a prison
>Chased out by a big dog
lmao, fucking WWE is finished. Can't wait
Twitter Sports tweet about mandrama fake fights? No wait, the person behind Twitter Sports is an obese indys mark?
at what point are you just going to accept normal people watch stuff not called wwe, and wwe is a kids show?
HOLY FUCKING BASED
When you can find these elusive normal people in their crowds or twitter feeds.
in japan brother
I'm an AEWchad now, literally fuck WWE.
FUCK DEANETTYY
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
Not the only one but in this board a lot of guys are talking about this being a work or thinking that AEW is not in this. It´s so stupid to think that Moxley is not a surprising debut for DoN
you are a jabronlet now shut the hell up
>If Dean is going to AEW, and this whole thing isn't just a work, and if they are able to get a TV deal, this is going to be looked back as the first shot in a new war
Lmao
There will be no war, aew will at best reach prime tna's levels and even that is unlikely because unlike aew, they had some actual star power
el OH! el
Switchblade Conspiracy?
>All the buttmad Vincels ITT
Is that Bret Hart's mom behind the guy in blue?
Cope, e-drone.
Go back to chinese ladyboys, this board is for e-chads
The war has already started.
Moxley and Punk will make sure even the most dense e-drone understands that change is about to come.
I’M GONNA SAY IT
MD fucking K!
>escaping the prison that WWE is
>Being chased out by the big dog
Fucking Based, Ambrose/Moxley was sick of Ramen too
I'm FINA BOUTA SHOOTA LOADA DING-DONG DIDDLY CUMOLA RIGHT OUT OF MY DICKOLA
Will Dean shit on Jasethy and BBD?
after AEW kills WWE he'll be making a lot more than 500k
>Punk
He's too busy shoot getting his ass kicked by 50 year old family men.
>ripping off Switchblade
Cool video
Countdown to irrelevance starts right after his debut somewhere else.
The quicker something burns, the quicker it burns out.
Wow, I thought he was gonna stay away for years and come back to WWE when he felt like it, but no, dude just wants to wrestle for a company that knows what they're doing lol
Apparently, his contract ran out at 11:59 pm on April 30th. That video was posted at 12:05 am on May 1st.
based if true
G C DUB
G C DUB
G C DUB
>Those scratch marks...
MOXLEY AND SWITCHBLADE CONFIRMED
>He doesn't know how to edit video on his phone
Wasn't Ambrose earning around $2,000,000 (including merch) a year?
Vince was in a bidding war with ESPN for her
>Vince is just a classy guy
Lol
crinfe
Honestly, knowing some promoters, he can probably pay his mortgage on one or two appearances a month while living on his royalties, savings, and interest.
Give WWE credit for one thing: they sure did teach him decent commercial production values.
The thought of Moxley choking her with barbed wire makes me diamonds.
Holy cringeola
They also passed down the art of tarp placement
He's done as a competitor in MMA, and clearly trying to find his love for wrestling again.
same as Lesnar he announced his retirement to MMA now he's coming back to WWE fulltime.
idc about that cringe master
hope this simp cuts a pipe bomb promo
>Pillmanned the guy who took the original Pill
Unironically based
E-Drones officially on suicide watch.
edgy stuff ..muh
>"H-HES JUST SICK OF THE INDUSTRY AND RETIRING!"
E-drones BTFO
That farewell was 100% a slap in the face to Ambrose/Moxley even if it wasn't meant to be. Basically took all the hard work he did for the company over the years and boiled it down too "LOL REMEMBER THE SHEILD!!"
>Barbed wire
Jon Moxley CZW return imminent.
OH NO NO NO
Fucking based, the first time I got hyped about wrestling in a while.
I still hope he has the Moxley in him