SmackDown Gamethread #2

Jeff needing surgery in TNA and them vacating the belts is what led to Big Money Matt and eventually Broken Matt. Redux incoming

This ends in an 8-on-1 match at Money in the Bank doesn't it

we want liv morgan

Why is no one helping the hardys? Dont they have any friends in the lockerroom?

Will they take this opportunity to bring back Woken/Broken Matt?

REIGN VERMIN SUPREME.

NOT FUCKING JEFF LARS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

UH OH

i just got really anxious all of a sudden

welp time to die

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literally stealing Braun's gimmick

They literally did this exact same thing with Braun

BASED 5 Star Lars comes out spelling nigger

I just can't take Lars Sullivan seriously after seeing his old forum posts and seeing all that stuff about his panic attack

roll tide

I wish they would let Lars take a headshot =(

Good lord Lars punched an indestructible steel chair like it was nothing. Who can stop this monster among men

Naka/Rusev

Heavy Machinery

New Day

Who else? Everyone else went to RAW.

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WITNESS ME

Truth making Lars look the best out of all the other victims.
okiedokie

let's do it

Truths hero John Cena would be proud of him for saving Jeffs life there

Lars is doing alright.
He's beating the fuck out of people I really like and I like where it's going.

You got the forum posts pics?

I think the B team is on smack now

Let's just hope Lars isn't exposed as a shitter

fuuuuck I fapped twice today already. Challenge accepted

Does Lars Sullivan wait in gorilla position to give water bottles to the boys?

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rol

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ROLLIN FOR ASIAN NIP NIP

wtf is Lars doing? just beating up the same no dimes shitters every night?

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

He's no selling a chair shots today and will be doing comedy skits a year from now

al this push just to get buried by strowman

If the injury is kayfabe, they wouldn't really use the Hardys' tag belts to give Lars some heat, would they?

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Are they still doing this gimmick?

C'MON NASH

What's even wrong with comedy? You guys take this shit way too seriously, just learn to enjoy shit.

Asuka & Kairi for double tag team champs, men & womens

I hope Fox fired the people that told them getting involved with WWE in 2019 is a good idea

Why hasn't broken Matt Hardy worked in WWE?

how did jeff get hurt

This. I'm not sold on Lars, but each week, I get a little more excited each time he comes out. Tonight was the best so far. I'm liking it.

This. His skull and neck look so thick, it feels it wouldn't even harm him in the slightest.

They should pair them up at least. Run roughshod over the tag team division or be another Two Man Power Trip.

...

rollin

DING-DONG DIDDLY BASED

Rerolling because I'm not taking Nia back to back weeks.

WWE is huge Fox probably has been trying to get them for a LONG ass time.

Its either that or Little Jimmy comes back

Why can't matt just pick a different partner? Its happened before.

They paired him with Bray who kills everything.

off by 1

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Roll

It's just literally the same shit every big man debuts with, we've seen it with Koslov Tensai Rusev Strowman ect

Yeah the B-Team and the Shinning Stars. How could I forget them?

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probably

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MMMMMMM gotta keep rolling.

At a house show but don't know exactly how.

Rolling
Please don't be a gook

Kind of this. There is nothing wrong with comedy when done right, like Angle, Santino, Team Hell No, and others. But, lately, WWE comedy has been the cringiest I've ever seen, and when I look back to 2006, that's saying a whole lot.

rollie pollie

Rollerino

Ok, vince

Both are fine by me. Truth is, and always has been, dimes.

I flew too close to the sun

Challenge not accepted. reroooooooll

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Masterchef is on from 8-9 though. I should have watched that instead.

Youre forgetting that a large chunk off wwe fans do watch fox though.

Mandy get

Please no Nia

got a new puppy
dubs decide her name

Gib milkies

Is it just me, or are they doing way more university stadiums then they used to?

Oh wow another show about a literal who's daily life.

Why do people like that shit?

I’ll take it!

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PUSH MELISSA RADKE TO THE MOON VINCE

GIVE HER THE STRAP

roll

fine

Bayletty

The SD side of the ladder match is sooo much better than raws

>no reaction for Ali

He's a lost cause already.

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Nao

If they were going to shorten his name, why not just make it Mustafa?

>those shitters +snek man

Looks like mitb is gonna be Drew

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Kairi-san!!

Hope these bitches die in a car crash

corbin looks so out of place lmao

Doggo the Cat

What kind of reveal is this honestly lol

Mixing the entrances' music sounds like fucking shit. They should've created a new song.

WHAT A SHITTY LADDER MATCH LMAO.
Corbin should win again.

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B A S E D
A
S
E
D

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>accompanied by Paige
>this mash up theme

Jesus.

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>Aussies on commentary
oh no

Why the fuck does paige manage the gooks

good tagteam entrance

>Ricoshit
>Braun
>Drew
>Corbin
>Orton
>Ali
>Almas

Wait why the fuck is Finn Balor on there? Doesn't he have a fucking title to defend? Why are people with titles getting shots at titles? Shit's really not fair.

And i'm digging the asian stable Paige has and I love the IIConics

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when did Corey lose the hipster cut and get the JUST cut

Paige just standing awkwardly as IIconics make people change the channel

Why are they facing Naomi and Taeler Hendrix?

>switching themes
yikes, don't do that

Paige looks so forced with these girls.

>kairi
>asuka
>already hard

It's like my dick knows what's about to happen

>paige

and back soft it goes

Finn is unironically a Draw
Is it his Looks?

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>no rusev
Fuck this, He would be gold with the case...drew is so obviously going to win, and andrade is the only one that i would give a shit about winning

>switching between the songs

jesus christ

who are these two whos

Killie Bae

>implying it won't go to Charles' spic

>gooks
Welp i'm turning this off

This

I see WWE made the same mistake my grandmother did and got Taylor Handricks when they meant to get Taeler.

So it's Kairi or Asuka's music? Just stick to one or merge them together like with the bar for fucks sake.

>more womens shit

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>black jobber is kinda cute

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oh YYHHIIEEEEIIEIIEIESSSSSSSS

the midcard champs getting put in mitb happens all the time

this black girl sucks

Taeler finally lost weight and made it to WWE!

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Billie Kay is so fucking funny

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this I want Almas to win so bad
but it's probably going to be Drew or Orton for whatever reason.

it's because he panders to LGTBQ and wresting fans are all fags

Oh bless Vince's heart we're gonna get at least 10 minutes of Aussie commentary..

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>the line by corey
holy shit kek

Have sex

Kairi is kinda cute

whos this black chick? nice body

RECORD LOW RATINGS REVOLUTION

Kana

Why doesn't wwe make tag team mash ups anymore? They just swap themes back and forth now.
youtube.com/watch?v=JjSbcZ2PfC8

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based Iiconics

FUCK FUCKING SQUASH JOBBER MATCHES.
There's only ever been literally 1 jobber match that's worked, and that was fucking James Ellsworth.
It was a complete fucking anomaly.

Asuka and Kairi really have blended their styles quite well after a few weeks. I'm impressed.

The IIconics keep making remember I haven't finished Borderlands The Pre-sequel yet.

those jobbers blew lmao

>peyton

my penis

go back to /pol/ you idiot

PPV's should be for title defenses and to tie in story lines. Not just random bullshit.

>when the two nips who don't speak English are more intelligible than the screaching coming from commentary

Lose weight

gonna have a foxy day

They do, they did a nice theme for the bar. They just dont give a fuck about this jobber division or the shitters in it

Best elbow in all of wrestling

agreed?

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why the fuck is Paige there again

stay in your cancer ridden gook generals ya simp

So did they even announce who the local talent was?

Don’t lol, there’s not much to it beyond the first couple of hours.

>big pop for beating literal whos
Based Jap Experience

who /dofa/ here?

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Is that actually Taeler? Did she lose weight and remove her giant fake boobs?

SHE'LL NEVER LOVE YOU BACK SONYA DON'T DO IT

paige is ruining the kairi asuka tagteam

F: Ruby
M: Bobbo

currently yes, historically Randy Savage was better

this seems like its gonna have a bunch of big spots

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:3

Seething

>Sonya gimmick is to put her hair up
>is actually really cute with her hair down

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>jobbers

i said we want liv morgan you jerks

/pol/ like gooks you retarded newfag

Sonya going for it.

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Rolling for peyton

Gosh I wanna fuck Sonya

WTF Sonya beta orbiter memes ARE TRUE

based

>mandy instead of sonya

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I hope Ricoshit dies this time

the bar is literally sheamus's theme

that goes without saying.

Mandy show your feet!

When will it be his turn?

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Why the fuck is Finn in there if he already has a belt?

she's just kinda there, so far hasn't added a damn thing really

the fuck is arbys meaty vaginas?

fuck you I been here since Hal Turner you zoomer

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>Finally a simple squash to get the stars over which they need to do more of
>Screeching shitters making it unwatchable and 3 more shitters piping in here and there
I need my no commentary option right now

It starts off with Cesaro's then switches to Sheamus' in a natural way. Not the play one theme then pause the other shit they just did for the gooks

Niggerfaggot

yeah where has he been? Do they still not have anybody good enough to face him yet?

Ali and Rick O'shea are just in it to see which one can out-spotmonkey the other

He is the only built up guy on smack down's midcard.

more like fukken plop tarts

Save him to beat the fuck out of Kofi at Summer Slam and win the belt.

IC vs World title is a good thing.
It actually elevated the IC holder

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Why are they still teasing the sonya/mandy breakup? they need as many women teams as possible for those titles...

Roman

Your grandma wanted to hire Taeler Hendrix?

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This. It should be Elias but he's stuck in a dead end feud with Roman now.

Here ding-dong diddly go!

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Roodypoo

>watch Spongebob while I sleep
How?

He was fucked the moment Andrade got drafted back. Shame, I was hyped and he had some good momentum going

I've already fallen into the rut of where I'm level 25 and only collect white/green guns that still suck compared to things I got at level 2

welp time to change the channel, be back for based Miz & Mrs

>one promo
>nothing since
I'm starting to believe Idolo coming back to smack took his heel role in the midcard.

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Welp he's booed again

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Little Shit

>that blurb in his bio about his cancer

jesus fucking christ

Kairi's pirate jingle leading into Asuka's is very similar too, they should've just left it done the same way

The Doggo Experience

BASED Big Dog is fucking finally here

>he had cancer pls cheer
el oh el

No matter how hard they try, no matter how tough they talk, The Big Dog is still here. - Roman Reigns

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>even cancer can't save Roman from getting booed

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Will Ali and Ricoshit actually turn their necks to sawdust this time?

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well, it's more like the class thing of "do you have something called 'X'" and an asshole employee who doesn't know any better goes "here Y is better and the same thing."

And it never was. It never was.

this fucking guy

>He's a symbol of hope and strength to millions around the world
Indians are weird

I swear if Shane appears...

I can't believe they gave Roman a fresh start with the move to Smackdown and proceeded to change nothing about him

Roman should kill a geek in a squash before this promo

That's not what it says.

Based

Reminder the big dog is the only draw in the company

Reminder: God saved Roman from cancer but not Connor.

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Ramen
Draw
Pick one

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Bulbasaur

BIG POP FOR THE BIG DOG

heh

What?

Roman doing ok on the mike. I don't hate it. This could work

kek

this is Smackdown
Roman only had cancer on RAW

>you only get one shot at making a first impression

OH NO NO NO NO NO

NEW

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Seething from the based Big Dog once again, ya simp

Reminder two more women need to be announced for MITB so we have to endure at least 1 more womeme segment

They haven't change shit about him other than his queer fucking catchphrases since 2014, why would they start now

fuck that rat

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>shane feuding in two brands

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>shane is feuding with Roman and Miz

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>Clapton fears Elias sign

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YARRRRRRRD

>mfw Roman promo

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Basef

Yikes

Sex. Have it

THEBESTINTHEWORLD

Get Shane off the mic immediately. He's gonna have a stroke any moment.

>a national teashur

>Andrew Jackson on the Titantron
HOLY BASED

>Roman's a face cause he beat up a 70yo man

Ah...

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>He's gonna have a stroke any moment.
If we could be so lucky.

>feeding B Team to Ramen
What?

Finna

The B team still exists huh

You mean Roman

>B Team still exists

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Weren't the B team faces?

Based B team doing the job

Based B Team jobving to Roman

I don't get how Roman is supposed to look good for punching old man mcmahon or not wrestler son mcmahon
>b team being used for this
cringe

Hey you, yes you...*crotch chop*

The Endless Superstar Shakeup

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>shane beats miz and hires miz goons to beat up roman reigns
best lore

B Team vs Roman

pretty based

SOS

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they are actively sabotaging SD

based handicap match

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Lexi

>Can Roman Reigns overcome these odds
Oh Tom Phillips

>274
kys

OVERCOME THESE ODDS@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

And this match...

>they are doing the same shit they did last year where they bury the tag team division by feeding them to roman
Fuck this fucking company, seriously...

>And this match

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>this time last year the B-Team was the most over team on RAW

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Ramen had some good facial acting and mic skill there. I think doing those movie scenes with the rock actuallyhelped him.

>New tag team on the brand when you desperately need tag teams
>Instantly bury them
?
>Elaith

SD Jones

ah fuk i like the b team

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Good god don't do it Vince. It didn't work once SuperRoman is not the way to put butts in the seats

B Team might win guys

I wish wrestling wasn't full of simps anons

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Should I buy the last Based Big Hog action figure?

so vince has officially ruined both shows now?

When is based Big Dimes Chrisley getting his big push to the moon?

That Star Wars Chrisley promo is so weird. They use all those knockoff effects and sounds then use the real lightsaber ignition sound.

cringe

New

for the past 18 years or so, yeah

Roman Reigns

I wish someone would push him off a fucking cliff...he reminds me of someone who would secretly fuck asian twinks

What if he did it openly?

NEW

I am El Chicano lobo Blanco

xia pls

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Pepper

YUM

Let's go baby