*BZZT BZZT! BZZT BZZT!*

>Roman Reigns turns heel by telling everyone he faked cancer to go Hollywood.

This would actually be pretty dope. Especially if they give him a full on Hollywood heel gimmick.

>Kevin Nash returns and his raped in the locker room. The Fashion Police track he rapist. It's Big E.
dimes

Bayley shoves the microphone between her ass cheeks and rips a huge fart into it

Wrestlemania 36 has a celebrity match.
Natalie Portman vs WInona Ryder vs Jennifer Connelly vs Alexa Bliss to see who the supreme jewess

Too much damage has been done and this ship cant really stop sinking unless you begin to add some must see controversy or adult aspects. The problem is that neither of those can be added without pissing off your sponsors/investors (see: the only things keeping this shitty vessel above water).

WWE cant be saved, it's broadcast format doesnt work in current day and casual intrest is at historic lows because they spent an entire decade telling everyone that only the stars of the past ever matter (a message they now have to keep up due to their Saudi partnership).

TLDR, I book a 3 hour Live sex celebration with Bliss, Alicia, Maryse, Lana, Asuka in a business suit, Masked Naomi, Masked Bayley and have the fans vote on 3 male superstars they want to take part only to ignore the votes entirely and book sll of New Day.

And Truth, Truth deserves it.

Hire Tyler1 (6'5" 250lbs) and have him feud with DrDisrespect (6'8") for the Universal championship

I fire all the women
I make RAW 2 hours
I make it TV14
I bring back blading and swearing
I fire anyone under 205 lbs

can't book what already happened

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The entire roster lines up down the ramp while Asuka, Kairi, and Io are in the ring for a 3 hour long gokkun session. This would be all over the news and bring back the casuals.

based tyler

What the fuck?

Fire Dunn. No more awful camera work or lighting.
Fire Cole. Move Renee to backstage interviews.
Graves/Ranallo heel/face commentary.
Raw doesn't start with a promo every time. Sometimes starts with a match.
Unify tag titles and Wwe/universal titles. Titles defended on both shows. IC/US remain split and are shows respective titles.
Make Raw 2hrs.
Mess with different rope/mat color combinations depending on the city or event.
TV-14
No more scripted promos, just bullet points and let talkers talk. Have everyone weak on the mic but great in doing keep it short.
No rematches from week to week ever unless it's special circumstances.

Great in ring*

/thread

Make Vince Russo Commissioner and head booker of Raw

Make Vince Russo Commissioner and head booker of Snackdown

hold a draft and the rest writes itself.

(fire the doofus son in law)

*Make Jim Cornette Commissioner and booker of Smackdown

>>Bayley given the Blue Blazer gimmick and is shot out of a cannon and given other dangerous stunts

God damn I'm cracking up imagining watching management try and kill her every week and she just somehow ends up surviving big smile and blissfully unaware of whats happening

> Fire 80% of the creative team, you shouldn't have more than a team of 5-6 people to plan the entire shows.
> Fire Dunn.
> Disband 205, keep Tozawa, Gulak and Gallagher and releases the rest of them (or move them back to NXT for a bit).
> Disband NXT UK, move a part of the roster to NXT. Releases the rest.
> Disband Main Event. It's unnecessary and whatever matches they have can fit in one of the main shows.
> Release a good chunk of the roster. If they get over elsewhere, they might always comes back later on. If they don't, the competition will get stronger, thus, pushing us to be better. WWE was at his best when they had someone to beat.

> Raw is 2 hours long.
> Raw and Smackdown will get at least 5 real matches per shows : one tag team, one or two women's and and one or two men matches. Segments are kept but only if they push the story forward.
> The stories and characters are center place for every shows now. No matches are happening for no reasons.
> Use the LU formula with the roster : when a main eventers leaves, you push in his stead a midcarder. And in his stead, a jobber becomes takes his place as a midcarder. Roster will keep itself constantly fresh and interesting. If a midcarder can't do the job in the main event, he can easily comes back to his place. The point is to always build a dynamic roster instead of waiting for the chosen one.

> House shows are kept to a minimum : a quick tour in a country they rarely go, a show here or there to test the waters with new gimmicks, trying a city if they could host a television taping at some point, etc.
> Establish a down seasons. Two weeks before Survivor Series, we'll get a shake up which will slowly build towards the ppv. Seasons ends during Summerslam to close any storylines. Each new seasons is a fresh start.
> Down seasons also applies with NXT.
> During the down season, now is the time to do any tournaments or events like Dusty Rhodes classic, Mae Young tournament, etc.

You can't go back to 2 hours because it wasn't the wwe's decision