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"...Hello?"
>user, it's Hunter. Vince is out. We're moving you to head of creative. You have six months to fix the ratings. *click*
Well, Yea Forums?
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Gabriel Bell
Jaxson Murphy
>block number
>delete text
>go back to sleep
Jackson Jackson
it was a phone call not a text you stupid fucking piece of human dog shit
Dylan Hall
Fire anyone under 6' feet
Dominic Lee
>live on RAW next week your main event will feature Alexa Bliss
>have Buddy Murphy walk her out to the ring in a schoolgirl outfit
>then have Bobbo, Apollo, Titus, The New Day, Cedric Alexander, and Shelton Benjamin interfere and gangbang Alexa for all of hour three while Buddy watches in the corner
Absolutely based, would save WWE
Christian Bell
>>Put Vince into medically induced coma until he dies
>>Watch ratings rise just because Vince isn't fucking things up with his tumor addled senile brain
>>Spend time smoking with Orton as problem fixes itself
Robert Cox
Poop brother
Tyler Nelson
How does he debut?
Christian Allen
Fuck all those niggers except Bobbo. He is the only one who deserves it.
Justin Long
Hot lesbian action between Mandy and Sonya.
Lacey Evans fists Becky to win the title by submission.
Roman Reigns turns heel by telling everyone he faked cancer to go Hollywood.
Reigns destroys the New Day, R Truth, Apollo Crews, Shelton Benjamin, all under the tutelage of Hollywood Hogan.
Alexa's new finish is a the brapmatic.
Michael Cole is humiliated weekly by Corey Graves until he quits.
Byron Saxton is humiliated weekly by JBL until he cries and quits.
Kevin Nash returns and his raped in the locker room. The Fashion Police track he rapist. It's Big E.
Bayley given the Blue Blazer gimmick and is shot out of a cannon and given other dangerous stunts.
All TNA wrestlers are fired kayfabe over the course of a few months. Return as invasion. WWE starts drawing TNA numbers and are saved!