Book his debut

how can he go to the ring if he can't get out of his egg fort?

You go to the ring with the egg fort, its his attire

The eggcellent of execution

PPV debut at my kitchen making breakfast every morning

do you have any idea how hard I laughed?

have sex

Heh

why?

Self projection isn't a healthy sign

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I cant book it. He obviously cant get out of the egg fort, being held there by Humpty Dumpty or some shit.

post his comedy jobber egg brother

Street food fags are the AEWdrones of the food world.

He confronts pic related after he pins Kenny Omega for the AEW World Heavyweight Championship, demanding a title shot.

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You're getting "food" and "performers" mixed up.

HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

I can already imagine your american fat ass arguing McDonalds is the greatest food on earth because it 'draws the most dimes'

Okay this is epic

The Eggman. Always ends his promos with “coo coo cha choo”. Has a walrus tattoo on his back. Finisher is called the scrambler. it’s basically a ddt.

This shit works, Heyman could be the manager

These two would unironically draw more than anyone in AEW

he calls out his virgin brother for a match

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sorry pajeet but street food is disgusting, unhealthy and unhygienic.
>b-but anthony bourdain said...
bourdain was a fucking faggot who thought waffle house made great food even though they're the jannettey to ihop and denny's.

youtube.com/watch?v=ByxGiS2c6Ks
Based

how come he's staring at the camera like he's never seen one before

New WWE caterer. Occasionally gets into feuds with superstars who think he overcooked the eggs.

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Bases

he hasn't seen one before

At least they don't cook in gutter oil and sewage like the chinks.

keep these people out of my country

Wrestlemania main event when?

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Dimes

Don't disrespect waffle House like that
I will choke you out

Kek

>calls themselves Waffle House
>makes the worst waffles in the world
What did they mean by this?

Waffle house is far superior to ihop and dennys you fucking faggot

>he eats the waffles at waffle house

I bet you get the burger at Whataburger too, you colossal retard

Retard, you don't go to Waffle House because you want to, you go because everything else is closed.

Just stay in your fucking country. Thats all white people ask of you.. JUST FUCKING STAY THERE.
Yuck

>sweaty indian man on the stove
>onions and bellpeppers that have been sitting there for all day
>holds everything by hand too
Nah, it's probably all right.