RAM Gamethread #5

>shane o mac taking another bump from the top of a cage

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Not PG

youtube.com/watch?v=0DaEKmmIwls
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Here comes the same promo

real thread here guys, not this anime shit

WOO WOO YOU MANLET FAGS!!

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How the fuck do you guys put up with this shit 3 hours a week every week? Fucking lmao just change the channel.

YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL!!!

How do you shave your back when you don't have a tag team partner to help you? Summer is coming and I need tips.

Becky Two Balls

shut the fuck up faggot. we're staying here

Also, who is this semen demon?

this is Yea Forumssp, incel

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Zayn's theme bangs

Most people just put it on in the background and do other shit. But why do you care what people do?

you swim with your shirt on so why does it matter

God-tier Sami promo incoming

this is the worst raw of the year so far

I fucking love how I've gone from hating The Miz to absolutely loving him.
He's brilliant.

>playing with baby's toys when you're in you're 30s

cringely

>male piss break talking aagain

pour hair removal chemicals down your back and hope they don't get into your ass crack cause that burns

Anybody get a screen cap of the nip slip yet?

Who do you creampie tonight?

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>Sami comes out
>pretends to like where he is
>says he actually HATES where he is
>tells audience to go to hell

saved you guys 10 minutes.

How rough is their lovemaking sessions? Who bottoms?

Sami's dancing might be the most cringe thing about RAW so far

Rolling

Whoa there, I'm not Roman Reigns.

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You fuckers need to stop with this shit. It doesn't matter who makes the gamethreads, just name them properly and only make them after 300 posts.

Shitheads.

Why is ass cracks sensitive to burn? I use sanitizer on my hand all the time without burn

I never get anyone good

Shit I got a fucking 12 page paper to do after this

anyone expecting record low ratings for this RAW?

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Ska came before reggae

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roll

Roll

I have trouble identifying half these bitches but ill play

Sami’s been the only good part of Raw the past few weeks, which is funny considering they raped Smackdown of most of it’s stars.

>sami zayn talking segment after 10

they really are trying to sub 2 million

WRONG.

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Thanks for shitting up the thread even more than it already is. And heres your (you), you needy faggot.

move in now move our hands up now hands down

Ding-Dong Diddlyexplain

woah i literally just zoned out while awake, not even kidding I can't remember like the last 15-20 minutes of raw

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It's skanking, not dancing.

>53
who?

The segment would be been better if dash was shaving Scott's pubes

they suck since alanah started

what the fuck?

an asian waifu hopefully

He's done a complete 180. Everyone re-watch and pay your respects

youtube.com/watch?v=8d4SLA4HYp0

rrrrrroll it

Waiting for the high 80s to roll some boomer divas. Stacey here I come

reroll

Just imagine Enzo and 69 in a tag team dropping sick promos and rapping and dropping bars

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Barbie?

GIVE ME WHAT I WANT

rollin

Becky's crusty lips and cooked out eyes added so much to that segment

CRINGE

I shaved my pubes and it was nice for barely 24 hours. After that the hairs came back and they were so strong that they felt like little toothpicks

i want foxy

I would never watch pro wrestling again.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

already wrong

Oh Jesus Christ I'm sick of this same old Sami Zayn bullshit already FUCK OFF

HES NOT EVEN FEUDING WITH ANYONE

>Banks

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SAMI ZAYN IS GOING TO EXPOSE THE BANKING SYSTEM

What is this, a Ted Talk?

re

no idea who that is but she looks cute

Didnt Dbry do this first?

Is Sami shooting on Sasha?

>Want to fap
>But another based Sami promo is on

Fug

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let's seeee

>psychological entitlement
Hm sounds familiar.

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So Sami is Dbry 2.0?

Vince is literally using Sami as a mouthpiece now lmao

I tried.

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Cheapest of heat

Rollerino

SAMI ZAYN SHOOTS HARD ON SASHA BANKS

wtf is this

another Muslim vs. The People angle

CODY KEKED

based big knife manju

what is the point of this

why is a muslim man yelling at me

you have to keep doing it

based my dude

Libs

rolly polly

I think Vince is using Sami as a way to vent over how the fans should be eating up everything he shits out like Drake Maverick pissing or Gayvival

>I don't own any one of you a damn thing

BASED UBER DRIVER

OH NO NONON NONONONONO

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Vince is definitely using this gimmick as a mouthpiece to shoot on the fans by proxy

These promos have gotten so old...just do something already.

K. Keep tanking the ratings McCunt

ngl this is a pretty based promo about modern entitlement desu

for some weird reason the image looks like it has a very slight incline from left to right...

SMARKS BTFO

why this lil nigga move so much

yes, we really do want you to quit

roll

i thought i was the only one who caught that

Is Sami shooting now?

>crowd cheering sami quitting
this guy is truly RIP

She's extremely unfunny and kills everybody else's bits. If only we could have gotten another Elyse.

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gimme a bimbo

whats he saying?

Give me AJ

>Sami Zzzayn

same

>another elyse
you only need one straight man

so what is this leading up too guys? Sami vs the People?

O MY FEAR OF DEATH

>Quitting WWE would be amazing
Based

Can't decide if this is shit or brilliant.
It's kinda good, but it's like "I'm so woke".

>white power symbol

Even kids hate WWE

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5 guys in the crowd chanting Joe

Sami vs. The Rock

"He's not wrong, he's just an asshole" know-it-all heel gimmick again right after we saw it from Daniel Bryan a month ago. Bravo Vince.

Marlena is quite the bimbo

Gimmie Alexa bliss, candice Michelle or aj lee.

rollan

>implying there are any straight men on that channel

based negro child

I win. everyone else kill yourselves.

The fans are entitled and think they should be entertained. Its Vince bitching at us for prostrating ourselves and thanking him for the entertainment he graciously provides

AEW may have faggot shit but they don't flat out tell us they hate us and wish we wouldn't watch

So let's talk about how based Enzo and 69 would be together.

how can i be as based as joe

Roll roll roll your boat

>that comment

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>friend just told me he’s transgendered
where did i go wrong bros?

>tfw never get AJ Styles

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>AEW? The tshirt company?

I posted last week that he would start blaming the fans soon. I didnt know it would be this soon.

by being so faggy that fags come out to you

at least we'll have a photo of the suspect when the kid goes missing later tonight.

be a good friend and save him from his mental illness

check em

implying this won't culminate in a "hero of the people" beating the shit out of him at mitb

Where do you go to roll? Make some sense retard

I dont get tha alanah hate, she's just a better looking funnier elyse

wheres Robert Roode

Vince is going to go broke and yell at rats in the alley he lives in trying to book them for Wrestlemania

'With the deepest regrets, and tears that are soaked
I'm sorry to hear that your dad finally croaked
He lived a full life on his own terms
Soon he'll be buried and eaten by worms
But if I could have a son as stupid as you
I'd have wished for cancer so I would die too
So be brave, and be strong, get your life on track
'Cause the old bastard's DEAD and he ain't never comin' back!'

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
FOUR FOOT NINE
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
NOT ONE DIME
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
KILLED A GUY
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
GAY MYSTERIO

yikes

roll

she ruined gta and that's the only thing I enjoyed

same thing happened to me. just start using his new tranny name and support him as much as you can and you will have a fuck buddy for life. trannies give god tier blowjobs

he wasted all that money on a ticket for his wife's son

FOUR FOOT NINE

I didn't know you watched wrestling, Lawrence. I guess the WWE gameplay got you into it.

nothing wrong with that, I get why you might be kind of confused but assuming you're pretty young you will have time to learn to be comfortable around others and learn empathy

too many people havent heard Sami Zayns last appearance on Jerichos podcast where he basically said all of the stuff hes been saying with his new character

there's way too much time left, what's gonna be the ending?

How Samoa is Joe?

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Gay

Literally, why haven't they pushed Joe to the main event yet?

Is she good looking?

we just got back from a fucking commercial

too many injuries

there's still a contract signing

They just did last summer

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=29&v=q8i2RsYqcNw

sign him vince
White boy new fastest man alive
shit skins seeeeeeethhhing

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Wh-wh-whaaaaat?

Don't forget about the boring contract signing for the "dream match"

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Vinces brain tumor didn't click on randomly when he first saw him like it did Roman

>Becky vs Charlotte
(SD Womens title match)
>Becky vs Lacey
(Raw womens title match)
>Roman vs Elias
>Miz vs Shane
(Cage match)
>Seth vs AJ Styles
(Universal Title match)
>Ricoshit, Drew, Braun, Corbin vs ? ? ? ?
(Mens MITB)
>Bliss, Naomi, Nattie, Dana vs ? ? ? ?
(Womens MITB)

hows it looks lads?

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Old and injury prone

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contract signing

>she

SOS
NIGGERS BE SEETHIN'
SOS
NIGGERS BE CRYIN'

That’s kind of the point

wait, where tf is Seff? Would be really ironical if he didn't appear on Raw.

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HOLY....

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>funnier
None of her jokes land for me. She still seems like she's awkward around the rest.

that was just the 100m

god awful

looks pretty shit desu
2 becky matches and seff vs aj
miz and shane should deliver another based match though

>>Miz vs Shane
>(Cage match)
Based

but he didn't even break bolt's record ya simp. me on the left and you on the right in that picture

because he got over in another company.

>Redbull Sonic Slush
>1 litre of redbull and ice in a cup
Jesus fucking christ

HOW THE FUCK DO I GET PAST THIS FUCKING JET SKI LEVEL

>AJ

i need a bikini made of this, that has sexy potential.

>a woman giving a blowjob to a man is gay
OH NO NO NO

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what are you a fag or something?

RATINGS FUCKING PLUMMET

because he never drew a dime

>Roman vs Elias
possibly the worst match anyone could come up with

>empathy
Empathy would be dragging them out back and saving them about 5-10 years of suffering.

Predict this RAW's ratings

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Traps are men. Having man suck your dick makes you gay and a faggot

bruh AJ jobbed left and right when he started. He won over Vince when he made Roman look like a million bucks. Joe wasn't able to do that.

Roll!

1.5

First Raw I've watched in years. Only watched because I seen E fans say it's still the best promotion.

Have to say this has been the worst I've ever seen. Not just wrestling. Worst TV show ever. Not trolling. is it normally this bad or are they just having an off week?

WOoOOooOo soooo edgy. I bet all the girls at your lunch table think your really hip

ugh ending

cringe touristfags don't know the rule of gay

me with the tranny friend again
>he’s a shoot autist
what do?

record
low

It's normally that bad. Lmao

Par for the course

Rey riding his son is one of the weirdest, surrealist sights I think I've ever seen on WWE TV. Just fucking odd.

Doug Faster

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how many times does Joe lose in a rollup

>Dominic raising Rey on his shoulders

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I'd ghost him.

raw is dogshit dumbass, you got worked
smackdown is a lot better but still not great

the ropes were right there...

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man, the raw games on xbox were weird.
both felt hella unfinished

>is it normally this bad or are they just having an off week?
The former. This is the usual.

>Joe just waiting forever for Rey to roll him up

Father/Son tag team WHEN?

what

i just did 29 push ups and in ready to fuck a whore

No way, I refuse to believe it. If thats true, why do so many here watch it and put it over other promotions?

all the time

I'm having more fun watching Ibushi wrestle a doll than raw

It had horrific low points with the Gayvival and jobber Womens MITB. Its not great but those have really drug the show down

>Rey's son picking him up like he's nothing

VINCE GIVE THE KID THE STRAP

>Predict this RAW's ratings

it will continue the downward trend

Based Rey doing anything he can to put his son over. Gotta remember that the only reason why he resigned with the WWE was to help get his son into the business.

Welcome to the PG era. No spicy storyline whatsoever.
>I'm a better wrestler than you
>no u
>lets fight at PPV to prove who's better

see ya tuesday

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>pornhub.com
>rey mysterio rides his son

lol no they are not, sex and gender are two different things. There's nothing gay about being attracted to femininity if he was attracted to a guy that would be one thing but he's not.

idk why you young boomers are so confused and have a hard time figuring out your own fucking sexuality, you're still scared and live in a box. You act like being trans is a new thing but it's not. And honestly nobody off this stupid website gives a fuck about trans people, and nobody thinks it's "gay" to date one or fuck one for that matter.

>being male is the same as being a man
OH NO NO NO learn biology, simp

Worked by faggot friends. You deserve this garbage.

44 GEEEEEEETTTTT

this guy smokes cigarettes and eats pussy

1.9

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It's his kryptonite. Only AJ and Brock have a high enough power level to take him otherwise

based and iiconic

bliss or toni please

Because everything else is even worse. Sadly. Even AEW is coming out of the gates with trannies and gayniggers from outer space

Finna

lmfao

2.2

SD is way better than Raw

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ROLLLL

I fucked a trap tonight and it was pretty based

based user dabbing the cold hard facts on these gay ass niggaz

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Who the fuck is that fat bitch

Trans people are mentally ill and so are you. Please get Psychological help.

You have three options:
1. Drop contact and forget he/she exists
2. Act as if nothing has changed, and it has always been this way. This is probably the ideal option unless trannies give you the heebie-jeebies, considering that this is a friend of yours.
3. Try to tap that shit because it's a literal fuckbuddy.
There is no wrong choice, Godspeed you Yea Forumsie.

lmao look at this fag and laugh. feminine penis is not ghey

Humberto Carillo should become Rey's kayfabe son tbqh.

It's all they know and they're literally brainwashed to accept it's that bad.

You seem like you are on the path to being part of the 46%

what's with fat white quirky moms being the new thing? I swear they been pushing these mom-bod ladies lately.

What the Fuck is an in ring performer?

Are mma righters in octagon performers too?

The last couple years of New Japan mogs the shit out of this dog shit show. Hell TNA and ROH are better than RAW. Even WCW in it's dying days are better than this.

Does anyone not accept that it's Vinces fault?

what if i’m a gril?

This match is going to fucking suck.

That's my girl, don't talk bad about her.

>All this time left for a contract signing

shenanigans

yeah nobody ever criticizes this dogshit

You are a homosexual

believe it or not there have been WORSE Raws recently, tonight was pretty bad though

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THEY DON'T WANT NONE

AJ FILES

nice boner AJ

Oh yay. A talking segment involving Jasethy?

Muted.

i don't give one shit about aj vs seth

based
boypussy >>>>>>>>>>>> girlpussy

why does Yea Forums watch then?

Cheers, fuck these faggots and their faggotry

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shitposting is a hell of a drug

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What would you give a Shit about?

There was one in December with Drake Maverick pissing as a joke that was the worst ever IIRC

You know literally nothing about the brain and mental illness. you can cope with your ignorance all you want but at the end of the day you know youre wrong.

are you just trying to trick me into giving it another chance next week

Yea Forums J Styles

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Who the fuck cares about Seff?

AJ is awful desu

honestly I don't really 'watch' so much as I listen to RAW/SD while I do other things. I'd do that w/ other wrestling shows but they all have shit audio.

feels weird not seeing AJ as the image

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Yup

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>CRAZIEST FANS AT ON RAW
>crowd is silent

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New

>6758687
New

>6758687
New

>
RAW was even worse a few months back. Even the mcmahons came back and admitted it was shit and promised changes lol

>but they all have shit audio.
That doesn't stop you from listening to RAW/SD bro

They’re literally crazy because they spent money and time out of their lives to watch this shit live

>unexpected things
>AJ.. the Prince of Nutchecks

oh no.. Oh No. ... OH NO!!!!

i know
me too

>you can cope with your ignorance all you want but at the end of the day you know youre wrong.

nope, you're wrong. sex is for procreation and God only created two genders, male and female.

Sorry that you're going to burn in hell user.

But seriously, get Psychological help. You will thank me later before you end up suicidal and possibly kill yourself later on in life.

>all the fans heading for the exit in the background
lmao

>what makes raw and smackdown different?
>the ropes are different colors

THIS IS MONDAY NIGHT ROLLINS

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cope

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NEW

oh no it's another simp larping about being religious, max cringe bro

yes
come shitpost with us

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who is going through the table? both of them?

What a boring feud. Sounds like UFC fake hype weigh in.

Me in the empty seat.

god this is just absolutely awful, literally more cringy than becky's segments

>oh no it's another simp larping about being religious, max cringe bro

oh no, it's another mentally ill, sexually confused millennial talking about 37 genders. max cringe, sicko

I'm taking a break from raw until after MITB fuck it

FUCK A NEW THREAD

there's five minutes left

>the larping simp can't even tell when it's a different person replying to him
really max cringe

Don't worry, God will save you at the end.

You got it, user.

ha ha, called it

you're completely right, fuck these autistic retards saying otherwise. a dick is a dick and a pussy is a pussy, pure men have one and pure women have the other, nothing these faggots say will ever change that.