RAW Gamethread #3

>miz & bobbo never had a match together
is that really true?

You think Miz will ever main event again?

can i just see bray wyatt and go to bed

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Can you imagine the sheer amounts of fluid that Alexa produces in the presence of big sweaty men? You could clean floors with her.

it's normal for a girlpenis to leak pre since they're usually stuck in chastity so they're constantly aroused

Miz is garbage

HERE COMES THE PEPE

HERE COMES THE PEPE

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>that simp with a fucking boxing belt in the front row

Wow this show is legit fucking horrid.

Ding ding, dong dong cut the diddly

>STILL with the goddamn authority bullshit

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>It's a potato heh heh heh

YAY BOBBO!

I like Bran impression Miz's dad is doing.

>Shane accumulating a stable for win he beats Kofi for the belt
Elias and Bobbo so far

Big muscle Fuck can't take miz without a distraction
This company

So what are the big feuds right now?

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if ya ain't talkin Pepe than your talkin dont matter

imagine having to explain what was going on right now to somebody who had no idea what the story was or any of the people.

PURE STRIKES

WWE vs the ratings

can't this feud end alright

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holy shit, this raw is so dull

SO PURE

I unironically can’t tell if the titantron is a still image or a live feed of George Miz

So Shane is feuding with Miz and Reigns at the same time..

Son of tater

Alexa Bliss vs the wall

Reminder that Miz is only over because everyone else is 10x worse

Cena pls halp

>wwe

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why is this feud still going on and why are they still in the ring

Based Shane pitfucking Miz

what the fuck is that hold supposed to be

Can it get much worse?

Daily reminder we have... a revival tag team match later

>best in the world
oMg SetTiNg up pUnK feUd!!!!

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shouldn't someone else on the roster get kayfabe upset over shane calling himself the best in the world?

>CM PUNK
>CM PUNK
>CM PUNK

Is that a trap?

Missed the first hour. Anything good happen?

triangle choke ya pleb

Shane McMahon will be WWE Champion in your lifetime.

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Wait til bliss announces tamina for mitb

That felt like Smackdown except with Lashley and Miz in the places of Elias and Roman Reigns

Crotch rot choke out

How hard did ricochet get when drew got in his face and put him in his place

So what if this sets up a feud with Shane vs cm punk

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Becky vs ratings
Seth vs ticket sales

Why can't miz fued with an actual wrestler?

Worked

I dont know
I just don't know

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I honestly can't believe Shane was considered good once

god damn I just smoked 2 whole cigarettes and this shit is still going on when I come inside? wtf

Miz & Reigns tag team about to happen vs Elias & Bobbo

I'd cringe

in your dreams

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It's raw of course not

I thought it was when I DLed it but apparently not

EC3?

>I just smoked 2 whole cigarettes
have fun dying in your 50s

>Anything good happen?
good one user

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If Punk hadn't looked like a total simp in UFC I'd be excited they were building to a return.

Real men don't fear death get a clue

All of those things are based ya jabroni

Pure rabbit strikes

Oh, then i’m not interested

>watch RAW
>it sucks
>switch to baseball
>team is getting blown out

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Watching no mercy 2001 during the parts I don't like
So basically I'm only watching no mercy 2001

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nigga i didn't start smoking until I was like 25, i'm good till i'm at least 80

I can't wait for Becky to no sell another women's right

replace the switch with a PS4 and it's 10/10

Just do what I do and pretend

Did they change the name again?

"""""""""shocking betrayal""""""""

damn did anyone see that ad for raw before the show came back?

Cringe post of the day

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE STORIES? IT'S JUST MATCH MATCH MATCH MATCH MATCH MATCH MATCH AHHHH

TVR FUCK YEAH

These simps are dead on arrival

VIKING HOUSE PARTY

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>MORE tag team shit

who are these guys again

>Rays in the lead over the Royals

feels good, and RAW is OK tonight. not great but it's been OK.

They changed it last week.

I miss the Viking Experience.

>Vikings: Raid of Clans

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I'm in the viking experience y'all

oh shit lads it the viking experience

Lucha house party is turning leftist fans Into Trump build the wall supporters

>he watches wrasslin' for the plot

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the viking experience

>thinking thats how cigarettes work
>being this much of a smooth brain

Vikings vs Mexicans

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BASED LUCHA HOUSE PARTY
I LOVE YOUR METALIK

It's the Viking Experience

Formerly AOP

>braun/richochet vs drew/corbin
>uso vs good brothers
>vikings vs lucha house party

>apparently revival vs ryder/hawkins later

what in the FUCK

Based Nords doing god's work

All according to keikaiku

wrestling fans are weird
some would rather just see a show full of matches
some want story development

Bros I just watched the new Broly DBZ movie. Holy shit that was dope.

>Lucha House Party

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>muh epic GoT reference
neck yourselves

Viking Raiders tron actually looks pretty good

huge lariat ruined with a camera change mid flip

gran metalik makes me sad, he's so talented.

>the manlet experience

this is one of the best shows in years. ratings are sure to be up 50%

>thinking everybody gets cancer from smoking
>being so much of a child you think smoking actually kills
stop watching truth ads, if you get sick and die or not depends on YOUR genetics , it's not a end all thing.

>AOP
They'll get saddled with a three minute warning gimmick
Screencap this

>tfw no Viking Raiders vs AoP absolute HOSS fight

Is their finishing move called the Ragnarok?

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Alright I’m officially done brehs. See you in the Smackdown gamethread.

apparently they invited Teddy onto creative this week

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holy shit he got some air

>form a viking warrior stable
>don't make Amon Amarth their entrance theme

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>He just suffered the Viking Experience
lmao

Half way through the match they will rebrand into "Thor's Hammer" and at the end of the match they will rebrand again as the "The Norsemen"

Cringe calling them Vikings fuck vince

HOLY SHIT THEIR FINISHER IS CALLED THE VIKING EXPERIENCEL MAO

The Knight Experience when?

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they changed these viking niggers name again?

why are the Highlanders back on tv

viking raiders are cringe. the moment they are paired against a non midget team they'll be exposed as manlets themselves

Lucha House Party should go heel and become a Cartel

they are all really talented, that's why they are getting matches every night

>Tag Team match count
3
>singles match count
1

Holy shit

Viking raiders connecting big time
That was awesome

another talk show segment

firefly fun house is the only reason to watch this

they're the giant patriots now

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yeah i'm actually enjoying theirs and Lars Sullivan's power moves
are they booking big guys again?

Lucha House Party is dope

Corey called them "the sons of Odin" and that's a better name. Half the show left and they just confirmed another firefly funhouse, please don't make me wait for the last half hour

The baked potato experience

Just imagine of Alexa was in ruthless aggression Era. She's be flashing her ass just yum Alexa strip tease when?

Yep. Hilariously, they also were misidentified in an official poll as “The Viking Warriors” so it somehow got even more confusing

i can hear this based pic

that would be a based name, using the word "viking" just makes it seem larp-y

>Corbin/Drew vs Ricoshit/Braun
>Usos vs good bros
>Viking Raids vs Lucha House Party
>Revival vs Hawkins/Ryder

>Bobbo vs Miz

>3 talk show segments

>firefly fun house

what a night so far

DEUS VAULT DEUS VAULT DEUS VAULT DEUS VAULT DEUS VAULT

I give up will watch Bray tomorrow.

Imagine giving a fuck what name these viking faggots are called

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Alexa's Expose when? It would be dimes and I would be diamonds

>we will never get a Lexi vs Stacey Keibler bra and panties match

>old enough to remember bubbly and crackhead Whitney Houston

When will Alexa leaks come out? Is she really as pure as asp says?

I didn't get here until just now. Was Miz/Bobbo really the only singles' match so far? Those tag matches sounds like shit

FOR THE POPE!

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IICONICS

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>you know remember the segment where that one aide walked in on alexa naked in her dressing room and she flashed her back

this show only gonna be tag team matches and talk shows?

bases Lexi!

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>the Based boy experience

>>firefly fun house
the only thing that can save this

Yes. It was terribly sexist and misogynistic.

It will never not make me laugh that Sasha lost her belt to Peyton Royce wearing Eddie inspired gear. The loss was so miserable that she quit WWE.

the cutest

QUICK RATE THIS RAW

IISONIC

>Dana

>that background
Thanks, doc

based Mommy Nattie time

I love the IIconics and how annoying they are.

Bruh if Dana wins

Why live?

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oh i get it iconic rhymes with sonic

This can't be the real lineup.

How pissed would your son be if you were say 6'2 and you got with a woman like Lexi who is a fucking 5 foot midget.

And you came out like 5'5

Would you kill your dad while he slept, for thinking with his dick and not his head?

Natalya v. Natalya?

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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The feud everyone wanted. Dana Brooke v Natty

2/10
the 2 points are for that LHP vs. Viking Raiders match

>no Sasha
She’s out of this shithole

THIS DIALOGUE IS SO CORNY WTF are they doing.

Why does Dana Brooke look so different?

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I want them big beef flaps on my face bros

BIG MAMA PUSH

>alexa: enough with the catty arguments
>*crowd pops*

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Is it just me or does Alexa seem like she's really faking it tonight? It seems like she's hiding the fact she's truly pissed off.

my son wouldn't be an incel so he wouldn't care

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based jew going for the fuckable 12 year old look

Based Lexi

>that crowd reaction

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-5 stars

Based Naomi

At that height he couldn't even reach me while I slept.

They will be a tag team

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based big momma pump putting footfags in their place

kek genius

Dana gib milkies

being 5'5 is guaranteed incel status.

her bf died of roids
she's been on and off black cock
she's off roids
basically she's not well
i think plastic surgery also

>all these has-been thots

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Based Lexi putting bitches in check

would mark if Dana wins the contract

DROPPED

She's mad she's not in bed with Lars Sullivan

>Is she really as pure as asp says?
I hope not

Jobber mitb?

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IT'S ALEXA

Yes Alexa is back.

you wouldn't know what to do with them

Bliss is gonna be the 4th one

>bliss is in
I’m skipping this PPV

"you are worse than the men"
based lexi with massive red pills

BASED LEXI

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lio rush has already fucked multiple bitches ya simp

I wouldn't mark so much if she wins the contract because it'll most likely mean they'll bury the shit out of her.

I would mark the fuck out if she won the contract AND the title though.

Oh god, this is going to be so fucking shit. Dana, Bliss and Naomi? Jesus christ

>no sasha banks

she ain't coming back

FUCK YES LEXI

will piggy get another concussion at mitb?

>"How about we do a MITB preview match? TONIGHT"
Please stop doing this shit.

Alexa deliberately put the jobbers in the match to up her odds.

This is why women should be seen not heard

BASED LEXI

i was thinking this same thing, she sounds forced and really doing a Line-by-line delivery of her dialogue

her upper lip looks weird. I think she and Carmella got their faces done at the same butcher

Also, why can't they trade Bart Simpson to Smackdown. I'm tired of her annoying voice.

I would make a tent and hide inside it and feel safe forever

BASED LEXI

Dana Brooke has slimmed up a bit

Gonna crack one off to her later

Hi Lio

are we about to have another tag team match playas?

zzzzzzzzz

>shoes off

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>Dana Brooke
>with a mic

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TAKE THEM OFF

I'm 35 and married with 2 kids. I'd know exactly what to do with them, ya simp.

>sasha banks off tv
life keeps getting better

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oh thank god I heard preview and I was worried it was another cluster fuck tag match.

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Bliss blessing us with rare ring performance.

I liked her beefy. Beefy Nat works me too

SHOES OFF LEXI VS NAOMI :O

WE'RE GETTING A BAREFOOT MATCH LADS
THANK YOU VINCE

BASED BLISS BABY

BRAY KINO

KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

Odds Bliss actually gets vegetabled at MitB?

When did they recast Dana?

Bliss, Naomi, and Dana in MITB? Thry better have the ER at ringside. This matchis gonna be a botchfest. Bliss is done if she bumps.

barefoot gimmick match?

All these Lexcels in this thread

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KINO INCOMING LADS

BASED RAMBLING RABBIT

HEY

DING-DONG DIDDLY KINO

i wish bart went with lunatic cringe
SHHHH BRAY!! GUYS

didn't naomi beat bliss for the title twice? once at WM in her home town?

I'm just waiting for the Brayyy segment

>RARE lexi match
>Firefly funhouse episode

based Lexi and Bray saving the night.

>yowie wowie

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A green shitter isn't going to drop her on her head so probably not very high.

K I N O

how mad do you think most of the crowd gets when the women make a match for that night?

Also, Naomi's laugh was fucking atrocious

BIG DIMES BRAY

Statistician Dana wobbling out of her shirt was best Dana

KINO

Based Lexi dimes getting her win back on this uppity nog

KINO
Bray is literally the only thing that can save this show

SEETHE

SNEK

Does Abby have a guys voice?

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I paused my porn for this

>Norman Bates hosts Blues Clues
FUCKING BASED

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PUSH RAMBLIN' RABBIT TO THE MOON

1 if she bumps
.9 if she doesn't

Sup Bray, you paintin?

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this is fucking based

BASED RANDALL RABBIT

>everyone acting like the Bray segment isn't crinfe incarnate

Gonna be a Yikes from me!

VINCE STRAP NOW

is Bray low key really handsome and a chad?

That wasn't as good as the first one.

why does Abby sound black?

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S O C I O P A T H

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Based

>go from firefly kino to naomi vs some bitch
yikes

you are the only cringe one here, holmes

WTF IS ALL THIS KEK

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I do wish hr explained Sociopath to the kids at home

Legit Love this Bray stuff, man. Just get really fucking weird with it.

Bray is literally the only good part of Raw.

>No Mercy the buzzard this week

>that fucking different voice
ABBY and PEPPY confirmed 2 different witches

Ah Bray is a veritable mine of facial expressions.

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You have to go back.

yeah that was weird the voice is a guy now...

Dad walks in during fun house and just shakes his head with disappointment

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yeah it's Bray

NEW THREAD

Yhtgb

>holmes
Still mad about Lucha House Party getting colonized?

This one wasn’t as good

yeah agreed

honestly no limit to the shit you could do with him

I'm sure he does that regardless of what you're doing

>tfw bray is the only thing you look forward to on the show

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pretty sure its bray trying to sound like a black southern woman

It's just bray

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Fuck off shitter, there's already a new thread

>three new gamethreads
yikes

Look at these ambitious faggots

this is the one

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