RAW Game Thread #2

so theyre doing 3 talk show segments tonight?

TOO SWEET ME BROS

I thought these guys quit?

HEY MAN
2sweet me, send them our energy

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>former Bullet Club members
>"we're bullet proof"

I get the reference.

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Are they trying to kill Smackdowns tag team division or what

Did you enjoy your succulent Chinese meal?

Oh

I thought we were getting a Usos promo lol

god tag team matches are fucking worthless

So hey, Styles and the Brothers are back on the same brand again, can we have them together again? Please and thanks

I really wish I could start a radio show that just makes fun of wrestling. There's just so much crap to choose from.

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Wait was the big thing that the usos were meant to talk about really just a match vs the good brothers? I have a hard time believing that this has never happened

Sorry, i'm watching NJPW

AJ heel turn at MITB and getting back with his brothers

>G&A on RAW

Could a reunion with HEEL AJ be coming?

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bases

I have a happy family.

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Jinder

look another tag team match.

and Finn too right?

Considering Gallows and Anderson were never on TV its fine

>more tag team wrestling
yawn

theyre going to turn him heel and feed him to Seth

>the state of Gallow’s legs

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Nope. That would actually be cool and fun.

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upper body business brother

Text CLOUT to 2424 for a free sample of Newgenix

Who the fuck does smackdown have left for their tag division?

>theres humans who eat this

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in4Bliss

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Why the fuck is this crowd dead?

Fair.

pointless match desu

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yeah I mean even just analyzing the writing and physical theater aspects. I always hated how blunt Wrestling was, it doesn't really leave a lot to the imagination

dude they're just chinese

delicious

Based Heavy Machinery

Kel

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Heavy Machinery
B-Team
Rusev/Nakamura

I think thats it?

RAW
IS
RENEE

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>more like THE BIG HUNK as you say to your cucked husband at the gym

the only tag team who matters

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holy yum

too much ass

Man Liv just gets beefier every week

what ever happened to adam cole from undisputed era ? wasnt he suppose to be the next coming to michaels ?

even worse

hardys(jeff is injured)
b team
heavy machinery
new day(big e is injured)
foreigners r bad
I can't think of anyone else

people eat what you posted too.

>CHEESE?!

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Based Liv

why does her husband go "YEAH" when she calls that guy the "Big Hunk"?

he's still in NXT

paul realized o'reilly was the michaels all along

>tfw no riot squad triple blowjob

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almost hot enough to overlook it

They need to put the Gay Cops on SD when Fandango is finally cleared to return.

pretty sure him and his squad are the only draws on nxt at the moment

fuck I want some cheese pizza

>this episode

i sleep

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pey a cute

God I wish that were me

exactly lmao, and he smiles and goes "Yeah". Always cracks me up.

i highly doubt it

>black girl at work was doing squats
>I'm trying to help her with her form
>put my foot where she'd be lowering her ass
>sat there for a 50 squat set while she bounce her ass off my foot

work was better than RAW today.

not enough test

you could recreate the experience for $75 and some coke at your speediest local titty bar

because he's thinking about saying IT

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is this match really still going on?

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>tfw ywn experience Liv deep throating your cock while Sarah gobbles your balls while ruby licks and fingers you ass and prostate until you shoot a warm gooey load on livs face and watch as the other two lick it off and give each other cum kisses

Do you guys even watch RAW? I have it on my second monitor and browse the internet.

If I put the internet down and actually gave RAW my full attention. do you think I would enjoy it?

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Should I continue watching Ram or finish up Arkham Asylum Yea Forums?

Things that never happened...
And then the whole lobby clapped

bc people in marketing today are blue haired 20something nonbinary faggots with zero testosterone empowered feminist
which ironically is a commercial to increase testosterone

>open up Raw with a hot tag match
>follow it up with a crowd killer tag
these ppl literally have no clue

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do you work at a gym?

lolis are based, fuck off
pedos can die

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Can someone give me a legitimate reason why face hot tags ALWAYS start with two clotheslines/takedowns.

also they're all jews

Get that venom abusing Joker user

believe what you want I know what's true.

No, I work in a call center.

I'd love to see her with the thong gimmick bros

What are Anderson & Gallows's gimmicks?

It's on in a small window mostly just for noise for me.
>If I put the internet down and actually gave RAW my full attention. do you think I would enjoy it?
I doubt it, since you already have the preconceived notion that the show is bad. If anything you'd probably dislike it even more since you'd look for bad things.

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Bulletproof

USOS ABOUT TO DANCE WAIT

THE GAYVIVAL?

I don't even believe you have a job.

Jobbros..

agree
i literally just inject T
gimick boosters aren't doing anything

>vince burying the fuck out the revival
BASED

LEL

THE OOOOOOOOOOOSOS
What the fuck did Renee just say? I seriously didn't understand a single word from her there.

>usos are legit gay

prison'll do that to ya

I actually like the Usos desu, but any tag team that uses the double superkick is automatically fucking cringe.

I wonder why people don't watch Raw

So if you bitch and complain about wanting to leave, WWE will just make you look like geeks instead of trying to actually use the talent

I wonder if Vince made this segment

what the fuck is this segment

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>That’s invasion of privacy, nigga

KEK
Revivaletties BTFO

Cringe

HOLY SHIT
Revival being secretly gay, great gimmick

no wonder these guys wanna leave

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SAVE_US.RUSSO

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>the state of The Revival

What. the. fuck.

This company is dead.

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WE SUCK HARD

>two dudes in the crowd weearin RAW shirts
>Only people reacting to that video

Not plants at all

imagine having to deliver this promo

why do these guys look like adult sized toddlers

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>no crowd reaction at all
damn

haha Vince does it again!

how does the comedy genius do it????

>murders the crowd
>blames the talent
based vince

>AYO OOCE, WE GONNA FILM TWO MEN IN THE SHOWER TO SHOW THEY GAY N SHEEETT..

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Sweet monkey fuck this is painfully bullshit stupid. Vince needs to die because this is Drake Maverick pissing himself stupid

>.its billy & chuck angle

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black women literally stink no matter if they shower or not.

The Revival coming out without the belts made me think "Wait who the fuck are the tag champs now"

imagine NOT shaving your best friends back

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What faggots

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>it's a body shaming episode

Both were great ten years ago, but the game still is.

me with the shaving cream on my back

doesn't really help that the non-bald guy actually sounds gay

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They really making the Revival look like a bunch of fags

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"I wonder if the crowd will react to a gay joke straight out of a naked gun movie?"

wonder why the revival didn't sign those 5 year contracts

Stop pretending like they aren't shit

WWE really should give the revival a gay gimmick considering Dash's big following in the gay community

We comin for you brother

fuck you

that was pretty cringe, it didn't go far enough to really make fun of the revival.

weren't they just given 500k deals?
ffs i'd play a gay wrestler for that, it's a kids show at the end of the day

It's 2019 and this is not funny

Like a fine bouquet of battered chicken and watermelon juice.

what's with Rey's outfits lately? are they a homage to some Lucha legend or something?

Fuck you too bud they suck

SERIOUS REMINDER
THAT YOU GUYS
ARE FUCKING
LOSERS FOR
STILL WATCHING
WRESTLING
IN 2019.

Seriously, kys.

BOBBO!

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>dad's gf walks in

LASHLEY IS ABOUT TO KEK THE MIZ SCREENCAP THIS

the report is that they were offered 500k, but haven't accepted it yet. with booking like that I'd honestly assume that they turned it down

And, Dad walks in

They're being punished for not accepting the deals

More like Vaseline and pickles that have been sprayed with Victoria Secret perfume

I always said that if this were the 90s the revival would have a gay porn gimmick. It's weird how the law of attraction works.

where's dolph?

just jerked off and i still got some semen leaking into my foreskin

Stay mad, skatefag

that segment just felt like Vince being pissed off that Revival didn't sign the contracts immediately

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They didn’t sign them hence this segment

It wasn't funny in 1998 when nobody gave a shit about calling someone faggot it wouldn't be funny under any circumstances

he's not wrong. they made women's wrestling the focal point of wrestling and all you sad pathetic cucks still watch.

hes busy pretending to be a comedian

>kys
what's up 2016

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>tfw the lio heat is real and we won't get him being lashley's hypeman anymore
fuck this gay company

My brother used to have me nair his back...this needed a trigger warning

it's literally the best time to be a wrestling fan

I dated a black girl for a few months and she smelled of cocoa butter and lavender

>Miz-Lashley feud

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the last drops of cum that you have to squeeze out always taste good as fuck

HONK

>tfw no black gf

What I miss

If I kill myself, Vince wins.

I'd rather be here amongst the Yea Forumscoat mafia.

they put cocoa butter on when their skin gets ashy

that's the best joke in his routine

Wrestling is more popular now than it has ever been you speg.

Wut

Never fucked a black girl, only nigger hookers.
BTW the pickle scent is what we in Detroit call a 7 mile douche. They buy those pickles from the corner store that come in a bag and use them after every guy they fuck to "stop bacteria spreads"

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20 CIGAAAREEETTTEESSSS

are we gonna have more wyattkino tonight lads

As a guy who exclusively fucks traps. I can confirm

Vaping sounds pretty safe

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Gay angle with the Revival as punishment for not renewing thier contract

>Miz is dressed in his full gear for a talking segment

Oh gee I wonder if hes going to wrestle Bobbo

>tfw no greek gf

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Im sitting through 3 hours of this. There better be.

faggot

More like WHOshida

based

which is all times, any time their skin comes in contact with air or water.

>Kentucky

No wonder this crowd has been shit.

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bliss farted at the start of her segment

based future 205er kushida

I started after seeing the commercials

duh?

>Yea Forumscost mafia

What's up 1999!

Seriously though, he was right. This entire thread is full of losers who need to kill their families and then themselves.

PERIOD.

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Kek what a bitch

>miz shilling universal
>still not based disneyworld
disney is legit based

How gay exactly ?

>some title matches randomly require contract signings
never understood this desu

I love how every week the crowd is always quiet and asking themselves why they bought tickets.

shaving your friends back in the shower gay

>Two talk show segments
I fucking HATE these damn segments, they are cringe.

the fucking dialogue is so weird tonight wtf.

>no lio rush

rip

Universal has the better IPs

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where can i buy somewhat obscure movie posters?

Shaving each other in the shower gay

3, bliss has another one for the women's mitb match

Go pop and ollie and your first boner ya fucking tween!

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how did you guys know Bobbo was coming out?

>ALL MIGHTY

kek, you can literally see them re-assess their life choices as the segments play out

>no lio
boo

That's pretty gay

Why didn't Lio come out?

Poor lio
God forbid someone has confidence

Usos: Kek here’s a clip of you shaving each other’s backs, what fags
Revival: That’s an invasion of privacy! We’re TOTALLY not gay!

>based stable btfo of vapetties

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>Socrates the sculpter

>taking Lio away from Bobbo and giving him a mic

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is bobbo gonna die without lio bros? lio getting buried for thinking he's good is a perfect example of whats wrong with things now.
>3rd person bobbo
I don't know about this
they told us before the commercials.

yeah but experience wise, disney is cozy as all fuck.
i could give a shit about cape shit or cartoons tbqhwy

Cause the same shit happens week in and week out.

>PLEASE

You have to be a psychotic retard to still watch this shit in 2019.

>READ

Seriously, go outside and try and get laid you sad pathetic fucks!!!

>KYS

BOBBY LASHLEY THINKS YOU NEED TO GET DING-DONG DIDDLEY BASED MIZ

How can the WWE still be doing these homophobic segments in the year 2019?

We need to do better.

I'm afraid he didn't make it with the wolves.

remember when they used to have different sets for their shows and not just draping a rug in the ring

Bobbo needs Teddy Long to manage him. He could be the black Brock. Dude can't talk and Lio sucks.

>bobo and ec3 both left tna at the same time...

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>hasn’t shit the bed yet
Come on Bobbo I believe in you

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>Said I instead of he or bobby lashley
Dropped that gimmick already

>Miz is saving raw
holy...

Fag

Is Miz a 2 time Slammy winner?

Welp he fucked up

STOP WHATING BOBBO

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Based Miz burying this nigga

>those punches from miz

hahahahaha

Am I the only fan of Bobby "The Cuck's Dream" Lashley?

I fucking hate faggots and agree with you that the segment sucked

>sculpter

>have you seen my wife
No MIz you FOOOL

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> Bobby reacting before anything happens

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This is super fuckin yikes why do they have Bobbo on the mic

bobbo you can't talk about mania when you lost your match too. who the fuck wrote this

BASED BOBBO

>Miz being this over

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BASED

B A K E D
A
K
E
D

P O T A T O
O
T
A
T
O

*** LIST OF EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ***

>you watch prowrestling and are ashamed to discuss it in public cause society would rightfully think you are a FUCKING LOSER

>all your other problems stem from this

*** SEARCH YOUR HEART, YOU IT'S TRUE ****

Literally reaching for the brass ring and getting squashed as a result. I hope he doesn't renew his contract and signs with AEW, Lio IS main-event talent (or, at the very least, upper-mid card).

miz succeeding with limited skills and ability

based miz hitting bobbo with BOTH chairs

what was the point of that segment?

This Raw is already in the running for WOAT.

does anybody else think the writing is really weird tonight? It's like...too descriptive or something idk and they are talking so slow

MIZ IS GOING KKK

>baked potato
Based Bobbo

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baked potato

>At least I know who my father is

Jeez Miz, little harsh there..

>Have you seen my wife?
They are planting the seed... LASHLEY SEED

to make a match

to set up a match

I hope they arent jobbing out bobby out to miz (i know they are)

>At least my Father wasn't a NI-
What was Miz going to say there? It seemed a bit too far.

checked

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OH NO NO NO RENEE FIRST NOW MARYSE

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

i dig miz as a face

rent free

Lol baked potato

wrestling has been around for decades I think you're under-simplifying it's impact on culture. You gave a good gimmick though so keep it up,

Raimi guest writing?

many times better than KO as a face, i'm glad that didn't last long

...

I like Bobby's flip spear

retard

LET'S GO BOBBO

>16 posts early

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so shane has a feud going on both shows now....

PEPEPEPPPEPE

Nigerian

Why does the ref only wear gloves during matches with black wrestlers??

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HERE COMES THE PEPE

o i guess this feud is continuing

oh... is shane managing bobbo now?

that botched 1 2 3

Does Shane use steroids?

why are you desperate to be op

He's a gayfag

He owns him.

yeah. I mean I wouldn't mind KO as a face, but the whole new day thing didn't make sense

Bro Shane is on TRT and HGH. And he gets crazy fucking Tren Sweats.

This nigga Shane is on a world class cycle

when he finally takes his shirt off, he's gonna blow everybodies mind

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Why asp is so mad at WWE? First time watching Raw live after a while, this episode is ok

You're watching it wrong

>why is a tripfag desperate for attention

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What do these Vikings raid?

Name 1 (one) event, PPV or otherwise that can be enjoyed through smark lens

I was just messing with you, I just tuned in.